FabSwingers.com forum: Most random message from fab

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wonderd if any1 had anything as random as me ,

1*can you please delete you profile my wife won't stop looking at you!!

2*can you help get my wife pregnant!!

Haha want to hear yours

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

'Will suck your dick if only you give your used socks?'

(From a woman iswell...well the profile had pics of a woman on it!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I sniff your arse?

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By *issVeryWoman
over a year ago

streatham

This made me giggle:

"Fancy finding out if it's possible to have sex in a smart car without injuring yourself"

Original, I'll give him that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want to come round and smoke some with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This made me giggle:

"Fancy finding out if it's possible to have sex in a smart car without injuring yourself"

Original, I'll give him that!"

It is possible and I'm a big guy. There, saved you having to find out.

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By *issVeryWoman
over a year ago

streatham

"This made me giggle:

"Fancy finding out if it's possible to have sex in a smart car without injuring yourself"

Original, I'll give him that!

It is possible and I'm a big guy. There, saved you having to find out."

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Can I borrow your hoover, my family are coming down to stay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you want to watch me fuck my ass with the bristle end of a toilet brush on Skype??"

From a single man

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By *cott89Man
over a year ago

prestatyn

a bloke asked if he could pay me to suck my cock, if only i got that message off a woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you want to come round and smoke some with me?"

he probley wanted you to roll it for him too haha

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

All posts break forum rules

https://www.fabswingers.com/content/forum-rules

Private mail should stay private

Please don't post private mail to the forums no matter how idiotic/funny it may be. It is strictly against site rules.

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