FabSwingers.com forum: oral sex

By *averi OP Man
over a year ago

Swindon to bristol

I just read a profile that baffles me...but maybe I'm thick.

This str8 bloke says he insists on safe sex even for giving and recieving oral. Ok, I'm def in favour of safe sex but how does it work when pussy eating?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Cling film?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cling film?"

Like it very funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cling film?"

Laughed out loud at that one - thank you!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Cling film?"

I was going to say that, i once had a guy tell me he was allergic to pussy juice and could we use cling film.

This wasnt on an actual meet just something he said over the net

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

cavity wall?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I'm crying with laughter now.. allergic to pussy juice.. I have now heard everything.

Thank you, diamondsmiles, for making my afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you can get 'clingfilm' type thing for that job. Dont know what they call em, but ya can get em. Imagine discribing it to a pharmacuticle attendent !

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By *anda man.Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Sounds like the Guy has one of those Compulsive Disorders or a cleanliness fetish?

Bet his Girl has no chance of being rimmed them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are called Dental Dams and they are given out in GUM clinics, and they are basically latex so similar to cling film

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"They are called Dental Dams and they are given out in GUM clinics, and they are basically latex so similar to cling film

its a square made of the same stuff as condoms... very sexy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw that on a profile: it was a married man, and he mentioned "must be clean, safe sex for oral, must be clean, no kissing, safe sex, condoms for oral"...so many times that I thought he must be a fun meet...NOT!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'praps he insists the lady keeps her drawers on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PMSL @ drawers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cling film?"

LMFAO!!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

crisp packet and then you could choose the flavour you wanted the pussy to be...wheres drangons den when you need it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw that on a profile: it was a married man, and he mentioned "must be clean, safe sex for oral, must be clean, no kissing, safe sex, condoms for oral"...so many times that I thought he must be a fun meet...NOT!!!

Now you're being mean Sassy, he was dressed lovely in his plastic all in one 'scenes of crimes' outfit when I met him, he looked good in the snorkel too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now you're being mean Sassy, he was dressed lovely in his plastic all in one 'scenes of crimes' outfit when I met him, he looked good in the snorkel too

Ooooh he's gone kinky - his profile pic had him in a haz mat suit with oxygen pack!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"crisp packet and then you could choose the flavour you wanted the pussy to be...wheres drangons den when you need it"

Smoked haddock flavour...hmmm, where's my nearest Patent Office?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's hurting me to laugh, but I can't stop!

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By *heplaysCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

"Cling film?"
Feel of mychair pmsl!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i had Sex Ed at school there were these cloths you could put over a pussy and lick them... I dont see the point personally!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"crisp packet and then you could choose the flavour you wanted the pussy to be...wheres drangons den when you need it

Smoked haddock flavour...hmmm, where's my nearest Patent Office?!!

nahns off i am searching the web as we speak..thinking of veggy flavour for those that dont like the taste of fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you PM the username to me? Please

This thread is hilarious!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Bee keepers mask

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By *DD1EMan
over a year ago

sea

"Cling film?

I was going to say that, i once had a guy tell me he was allergic to pussy juice and could we use cling film.

This wasnt on an actual meet just something he said over the net"

He must have been taking the piss....what happened if his skin did touch some pussy juice??? did he explode like Mr. Creosote?

He could always have used a can of Hypacover, it's a spray plaster that forms a protective transparent film that can last all day or until washed off with soap and water...can''t stop myself laughing at this thread

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Cling film?

I was going to say that, i once had a guy tell me he was allergic to pussy juice and could we use cling film.

This wasnt on an actual meet just something he said over the net

He must have been taking the piss....what happened if his skin did touch some pussy juice??? did he explode like Mr. Creosote?

I have no idea as strangely communication didnt continue after that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cling film?

I was going to say that, i once had a guy tell me he was allergic to pussy juice and could we use cling film.

This wasnt on an actual meet just something he said over the net

He must have been taking the piss....what happened if his skin did touch some pussy juice??? did he explode like Mr. Creosote?

How would the poor girl take a leak?

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By *averi OP Man
over a year ago

Swindon to bristol

Can you PM the username to me? Please

This thread is hilarious!"

love to but sadly I cant see your profile....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"crisp packet and then you could choose the flavour you wanted the pussy to be...wheres drangons den when you need it

Smoked haddock flavour...hmmm, where's my nearest Patent Office?!!

you dont need the flavouring when on my wife ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he is prob one of thos who can't travel and can't accom as well lol.........!!!!

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