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By *olo lets begin OP   Man
over a year ago

preston

I'm intrigued to know what others weirdest and most enjoyable masterbation techniques are?

My favourite technique is sitting down in my knees, spitting on my inner thighs to lube up and press my cock down between my thighs and fucking myself. Best feeling ever, masturbating hands free!

My weirdest was this morning. I packed an empty toilet roll tube with paper and put my cock inside. I put this between the toilet rim and seat with the tube as protection. I can adjust the pressure by pushing on the seat and fucking the toilet. I came straight into the toilet!

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Blimey guess my rabbit and porn is pretty boring in comparison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like you've got far too much time on your hands OP!!

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By *olo lets begin OP   Man
over a year ago

preston


"Blimey guess my rabbit and porn is pretty boring in comparison "

If it works for you then it's all good!

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By *olo lets begin OP   Man
over a year ago

preston


"Sounds like you've got far too much time on your hands OP!!"

I try to make time, I'm quite creative and like to find new an kinky ways of doing normal things!

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Blimey guess my rabbit and porn is pretty boring in comparison

If it works for you then it's all good! "

I used to know a guy that did something similar as you ... between the mattress and the base of the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a knuckle shuffler, can beat the old ways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slow and steady - building up to fast and hard.... garanteed to squirt!

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By *olo lets begin OP   Man
over a year ago

preston


"Blimey guess my rabbit and porn is pretty boring in comparison

If it works for you then it's all good!

I used to know a guy that did something similar as you ... between the mattress and the base of the bed "

I've come across that before but I've never tried it. Oh I've done a banana skin before, well tried, it didn't work too well haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm intrigued to know what others weirdest and most enjoyable masterbation techniques are?

My favourite technique is sitting down in my knees, spitting on my inner thighs to lube up and press my cock down between my thighs and fucking myself. Best feeling ever, masturbating hands free!

My weirdest was this morning. I packed an empty toilet roll tube with paper and put my cock inside. I put this between the toilet rim and seat with the tube as protection. I can adjust the pressure by pushing on the seat and fucking the toilet. I came straight into the toilet!"

Innovation!

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

I made a hillbilly fleshlight using a toilet roll tube and some bubble wrap before. Needs a lot of lube and some stretching to fit inside but it was a great sensation!

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Blimey guess my rabbit and porn is pretty boring in comparison

If it works for you then it's all good!

I used to know a guy that did something similar as you ... between the mattress and the base of the bed

I've come across that before but I've never tried it. Oh I've done a banana skin before, well tried, it didn't work too well haha"

Mango is better by all accounts

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By *olo lets begin OP   Man
over a year ago

preston


"I made a hillbilly fleshlight using a toilet roll tube and some bubble wrap before. Needs a lot of lube and some stretching to fit inside but it was a great sensation! "

Nice!

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By *olo lets begin OP   Man
over a year ago

preston


"Blimey guess my rabbit and porn is pretty boring in comparison

If it works for you then it's all good!

I used to know a guy that did something similar as you ... between the mattress and the base of the bed

I've come across that before but I've never tried it. Oh I've done a banana skin before, well tried, it didn't work too well haha

Mango is better by all accounts "

I've heard a melon warmed up in the microwave is supposed to feel like the reel thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to cup and pull my balls, also like to rub my cock head woth palm.

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife


"I made a hillbilly fleshlight using a toilet roll tube and some bubble wrap before. Needs a lot of lube and some stretching to fit inside but it was a great sensation! "

hillBilly flesh light funny as!

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By *lick1234Man
over a year ago

norwich


"Blimey guess my rabbit and porn is pretty boring in comparison

If it works for you then it's all good!

I used to know a guy that did something similar as you ... between the mattress and the base of the bed

I've come across that before but I've never tried it. Oh I've done a banana skin before, well tried, it didn't work too well haha

Mango is better by all accounts "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least you appreciate your toilet bud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make a cylinder out of a cucumber and slide it over your cock, amazing feeling good for you skin to.

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By *olo lets begin OP   Man
over a year ago

preston


"Make a cylinder out of a cucumber and slide it over your cock, amazing feeling good for you skin to. "

I can think of better places to put a cucumber

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Well I've come to the conclusion that men are definately more imaginative / inventive when it comes to this

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By *olo lets begin OP   Man
over a year ago

preston


"Well I've come to the conclusion that men are definately more imaginative / inventive when it comes to this "

I'm fast running out of 'solo' ideas, I need to transfer this imagination to real practice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've come to the conclusion that men are definately more imaginative / inventive when it comes to this

I'm fast running out of 'solo' ideas, I need to transfer this imagination to real practice!"
trust me try the cucumber

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Well I've come to the conclusion that men are definately more imaginative / inventive when it comes to this

I'm fast running out of 'solo' ideas, I need to transfer this imagination to real practice!"

Just read your bucket list of your profile ... seems like you are doing pretty well transferring your imagination to reality

Good job

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By *olo lets begin OP   Man
over a year ago

preston


"Well I've come to the conclusion that men are definately more imaginative / inventive when it comes to this

I'm fast running out of 'solo' ideas, I need to transfer this imagination to real practice!trust me try the cucumber "

I'll give it a go sometime

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By *olo lets begin OP   Man
over a year ago

preston


"Well I've come to the conclusion that men are definately more imaginative / inventive when it comes to this

I'm fast running out of 'solo' ideas, I need to transfer this imagination to real practice!

Just read your bucket list of your profile ... seems like you are doing pretty well transferring your imagination to reality

Good job "

I'm getting there slowly, somethings are difficult to arrange, here's hoping!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hover does it for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm intrigued to know what others weirdest and most enjoyable masterbation techniques are?

My favourite technique is sitting down in my knees, spitting on my inner thighs to lube up and press my cock down between my thighs and fucking myself. Best feeling ever, masturbating hands free!

My weirdest was this morning. I packed an empty toilet roll tube with paper and put my cock inside. I put this between the toilet rim and seat with the tube as protection. I can adjust the pressure by pushing on the seat and fucking the toilet. I came straight into the toilet!"
Sounds hygienic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need to try the cucumber one

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Sounds like you've got far too much time on your hands OP!!"

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