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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just fuck right off and make a singles profile ya cheating lying bunch of bastards

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By *uckypups1000Couple
over a year ago

peterborough

Don't hold back lol !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't hold back lol !"

I don't plan on holding back lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But then they wouldn't be able to message you, would they

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But then they wouldn't be able to message you, would they

My profile says straight for a reason lol any mmf I'm involved in has no eye contact with the guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But then they wouldn't be able to message you, would they

My profile says straight for a reason lol any mmf I'm involved in has no eye contact with the guy "

Oh that, they don't care about that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But then they wouldn't be able to message you, would they

My profile says straight for a reason lol any mmf I'm involved in has no eye contact with the guy

Oh that, they don't care about that

I haven't blocked single guys either lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But then they wouldn't be able to message you, would they

My profile says straight for a reason lol any mmf I'm involved in has no eye contact with the guy

Oh that, they don't care about that

I haven't blocked single guys either lol"

Begging for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But then they wouldn't be able to message you, would they

My profile says straight for a reason lol any mmf I'm involved in has no eye contact with the guy

Oh that, they don't care about that

I haven't blocked single guys either lol

Begging for it

My arse is exit only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But then they wouldn't be able to message you, would they

My profile says straight for a reason lol any mmf I'm involved in has no eye contact with the guy

Oh that, they don't care about that

I haven't blocked single guys either lol

Begging for it

My arse is exit only

What about your mouth?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Great input

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But then they wouldn't be able to message you, would they

My profile says straight for a reason lol any mmf I'm involved in has no eye contact with the guy

Oh that, they don't care about that

I haven't blocked single guys either lol

Begging for it

My arse is exit only

What about your mouth?

What about yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But then they wouldn't be able to message you, would they

My profile says straight for a reason lol any mmf I'm involved in has no eye contact with the guy

Oh that, they don't care about that

I haven't blocked single guys either lol

Begging for it

My arse is exit only

What about your mouth?

What about yours?"

Mine? I'll eat practically anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great input

Tony fancies you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Great input

Tony fancies you

Well Tony better have bloody deep pockets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But then they wouldn't be able to message you, would they

My profile says straight for a reason lol any mmf I'm involved in has no eye contact with the guy

Oh that, they don't care about that

I haven't blocked single guys either lol

Begging for it

My arse is exit only

What about your mouth?

What about yours?

Mine? I'll eat practically anything

Do you eat the booty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Married guys that set up couples accounts with pics of his wife and she has absolutely no idea. Only ever him that meets. Luckily I'm good at spotting these desperado's.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Married guys that set up couples accounts with pics of his wife and she has absolutely no idea. Only ever him that meets. Luckily I'm good at spotting these desperado's."

Usually the constant "mr playing while mrs is away" posts give it away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great input

Tony fancies you

Nooo! just found the thread amusing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Great input

Tony fancies you

Nooo! just found the thread amusing

Now now tony no need to lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great input

Tony fancies you

Nooo! just found the thread amusing

Now now tony no need to lie

He wants you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But then they wouldn't be able to message you, would they

My profile says straight for a reason lol any mmf I'm involved in has no eye contact with the guy

Oh that, they don't care about that

I haven't blocked single guys either lol

Begging for it

My arse is exit only

What about your mouth?

What about yours?

Mine? I'll eat practically anything

Do you eat the booty?"

I do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Great input

Tony fancies you

Nooo! just found the thread amusing

Now now tony no need to lie

He wants you

I want your slippers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But then they wouldn't be able to message you, would they

My profile says straight for a reason lol any mmf I'm involved in has no eye contact with the guy

Oh that, they don't care about that

I haven't blocked single guys either lol

Begging for it

My arse is exit only

What about your mouth?

What about yours?

Mine? I'll eat practically anything

Do you eat the booty?

I do

Can I get those slippers if I eat yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great input

Tony fancies you

Nooo! just found the thread amusing

Now now tony no need to lie

Are you in denial ? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Great input

Tony fancies you

Nooo! just found the thread amusing

Now now tony no need to lie

Are you in denial ? lol"

Are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great input

Tony fancies you

Nooo! just found the thread amusing

Now now tony no need to lie

Are you in denial ? lol

Are you? "

No, sorry to ruin your excitement

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Great input

Tony fancies you

Nooo! just found the thread amusing

Now now tony no need to lie

Are you in denial ? lol

Are you?

No, sorry to ruin your excitement

Damn I thought I was gonna make some easy money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great input

Tony fancies you

Nooo! just found the thread amusing

Now now tony no need to lie

Are you in denial ? lol

Are you?

No, sorry to ruin your excitement

Damn I thought I was gonna make some easy money"

You would find it easy money?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But then they wouldn't be able to message you, would they

My profile says straight for a reason lol any mmf I'm involved in has no eye contact with the guy

Oh that, they don't care about that

I haven't blocked single guys either lol

Begging for it

My arse is exit only

What about your mouth?

What about yours?

Mine? I'll eat practically anything

Do you eat the booty?

I do

Can I get those slippers if I eat yours?"

I'm not sure I could part with them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Great input

Tony fancies you

Nooo! just found the thread amusing

Now now tony no need to lie

Are you in denial ? lol

Are you?

No, sorry to ruin your excitement

Damn I thought I was gonna make some easy money

You would find it easy money?

Bending over? Sounds pretty easy to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great input

Tony fancies you

Nooo! just found the thread amusing

Now now tony no need to lie

Are you in denial ? lol

Are you?

No, sorry to ruin your excitement

Damn I thought I was gonna make some easy money

You would find it easy money?

May I watch?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But then they wouldn't be able to message you, would they

My profile says straight for a reason lol any mmf I'm involved in has no eye contact with the guy

Oh that, they don't care about that

I haven't blocked single guys either lol

Begging for it

My arse is exit only

What about your mouth?

What about yours?

Mine? I'll eat practically anything

Do you eat the booty?

I do

Can I get those slippers if I eat yours?

I'm not sure I could part with them

Well how about you part those legs.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great input

Tony fancies you

Nooo! just found the thread amusing

Now now tony no need to lie

Are you in denial ? lol

Are you?

No, sorry to ruin your excitement

Damn I thought I was gonna make some easy money

You would find it easy money?

Bending over? Sounds pretty easy to me"

Not if it was a guy with 12" making you squeal it wouldn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But then they wouldn't be able to message you, would they

My profile says straight for a reason lol any mmf I'm involved in has no eye contact with the guy

Oh that, they don't care about that

I haven't blocked single guys either lol

Begging for it

My arse is exit only

What about your mouth?

What about yours?

Mine? I'll eat practically anything

Do you eat the booty?

I do

Can I get those slippers if I eat yours?

I'm not sure I could part with them

Well how about you part those legs....."

Oh, go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great input

Tony fancies you

Nooo! just found the thread amusing

Now now tony no need to lie

Are you in denial ? lol

Are you?

No, sorry to ruin your excitement

Damn I thought I was gonna make some easy money

You would find it easy money?

Bending over? Sounds pretty easy to me

Not if it was a guy with 12" making you squeal it wouldn't

I think he'd more than squeal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Great input

Tony fancies you

Nooo! just found the thread amusing

Now now tony no need to lie

Are you in denial ? lol

Are you?

No, sorry to ruin your excitement

Damn I thought I was gonna make some easy money

You would find it easy money?

Bending over? Sounds pretty easy to me

Not if it was a guy with 12" making you squeal it wouldn't

From your pics I know that that guy isn't you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But then they wouldn't be able to message you, would they

My profile says straight for a reason lol any mmf I'm involved in has no eye contact with the guy

Oh that, they don't care about that

I haven't blocked single guys either lol

Begging for it

My arse is exit only

What about your mouth?

What about yours?

Mine? I'll eat practically anything

Do you eat the booty?

I do

Can I get those slippers if I eat yours?

I'm not sure I could part with them

Well how about you part those legs.....

Oh, go on then

Jesus keep them shut you're causing a draft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great input

Tony fancies you

Nooo! just found the thread amusing

Now now tony no need to lie

Are you in denial ? lol

Are you?

No, sorry to ruin your excitement

Damn I thought I was gonna make some easy money

You would find it easy money?

Bending over? Sounds pretty easy to me

Not if it was a guy with 12" making you squeal it wouldn't

From your pics I know that that guy isn't you

No, not me although you would have a job by looking at our pictures as I am in none of them apart from a face pic in our private

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Great input

Tony fancies you

Nooo! just found the thread amusing

Now now tony no need to lie

Are you in denial ? lol

Are you?

No, sorry to ruin your excitement

Damn I thought I was gonna make some easy money

You would find it easy money?

Bending over? Sounds pretty easy to me

Not if it was a guy with 12" making you squeal it wouldn't

From your pics I know that that guy isn't you

No, not me although you would have a job by looking at our pictures as I am in none of them apart from a face pic in our private"

Oops sorry, I see a couples profile and a cock I assume its the hubby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oops sorry, I see a couples profile and a cock I assume its the hubby"

lol no worries, out of us, it's only Shaz that plays so no need for a pic of me other than my face so people "think" I look at least a little normal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oops sorry, I see a couples profile and a cock I assume its the hubby

lol no worries, out of us, it's only Shaz that plays so no need for a pic of me other than my face so people "think" I look at least a little normal

Where do I apply lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where do I apply lol"

Have to send 25 vouchers of from the back of kelloggs corn flake boxes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where do I apply lol

Have to send 25 vouchers of from the back of kelloggs corn flake boxes

No problem be back in 5 off to get me some cereal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many "couples" message me where it's the "girl" saying she'd love for me to meet her partner and fuck him whilst she's away. I don't believe it for a second!

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"So many "couples" message me where it's the "girl" saying she'd love for me to meet her partner and fuck him whilst she's away. I don't believe it for a second! "

Haha a daily basis for those messages ! You have to laugh don't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But then they wouldn't be able to message you, would they

My profile says straight for a reason lol any mmf I'm involved in has no eye contact with the guy

Oh that, they don't care about that

I haven't blocked single guys either lol

Begging for it

My arse is exit only

In denial?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Married guys that set up couples accounts with pics of his wife and she has absolutely no idea. Only ever him that meets. Luckily I'm good at spotting these desperado's.

Usually the constant "mr playing while mrs is away" posts give it away "
Mr playing cos Mrs is recovering from an operation

...yeah yeah.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I report them as fake or misleading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get about 15 of these a day

. Mrs wants me to turn the man blah blah , msn can pop round to say hi then mrs will come next blshhh

I have a blog I should restart where I used to paste messages for fans to enjoy amusing crap

It goes with the single fem profiles to that all of a sudden pull the fuck buddy / bf / hubby etc wants to play card

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By *irty-milfCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

We regularly get messages from this type of twit. It often takes the form of "its my husband's birthday and I'd like to arrange for him to meet you guys for a mmf. I won't be there but think the idea is really horny"

Our polite answer is always "fuck off". Followed by a block.

I wonder if anyone has ever been stupid enough to fall for this bollocks?

Strangely we have never had a message from the husband looking for his wife to have a mff. Lol

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"We regularly get messages from this type of twit. It often takes the form of "its my husband's birthday and I'd like to arrange for him to meet you guys for a mmf. I won't be there but think the idea is really horny"

Our polite answer is always "fuck off". Followed by a block.

I wonder if anyone has ever been stupid enough to fall for this bollocks?

Strangely we have never had a message from the husband looking for his wife to have a mff. Lol"

Lol must be the same ones messaging me then

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

Great input

Tony fancies you

Nooo! just found the thread amusing

Now now tony no need to lie

Are you in denial ? lol"

nooo he in de amazon lol

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By *rash_pandaMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Don't hold back lol !

I don't plan on holding back lol"

Get off that fence and say what you really think lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had this argument with a lad who had a couples profile with a married woman. He said they'd been rumbled so she wasn't playing. When I pointed out he was a single man posing as a couple he kicked off. Blocked. End of

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By *eneral_NoStringsMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Married guys that set up couples accounts with pics of his wife and she has absolutely no idea. Only ever him that meets. Luckily I'm good at spotting these desperado's."

Teach me sensei.

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By *ercuryMan
over a year ago

Grantham

Then there's the couples who arranged to meet, only for the woman to be called away on work business etc, 10 minutes before the meet. The man is always still available of course.

Funny how it's never the man that gets called away at short notice!

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