FabSwingers.com forum: Unusual occupations you've had sex with?

By *961_lizzie OP Woman
over a year ago

cheshire

Happy Saturday

What's the weirdest or most unusual occupation of person you have had sex with ?

The ones I've asked include a judge ,mortician ,and rat catcher couple ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone is lacking a cool answer and fancies fucking a clown - give me a shout.

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By *961_lizzie OP Woman
over a year ago

cheshire

; )

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By *961_lizzie OP Woman
over a year ago

cheshire

Loads of them on here X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone is lacking a cool answer and fancies fucking a clown - give me a shout."

Yes please, although I have a squirting flower all of my own.

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By *961_lizzie OP Woman
over a year ago

cheshire

; ) great answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pilot

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

A solicitor...x2

A mum of 3 (very very kinky)

A shrink...(complete whackjob in/out of bed)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone is lacking a cool answer and fancies fucking a clown - give me a shout.

Yes please, although I have a squirting flower all of my own.

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By *urly_JenTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I dated a holistic therapist who did colonic hydrotherapy amongst other things (she wasn't a swinger, though).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

President

Prime Minister

Mayor

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By *lanemikeMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Anybody want to add a Chartered Textile Technologist to their list?!!!! Apply here !!!

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By *weet Delight2016Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere nice

People can be anyone they want to be on here but it doesn't hurt anyone. Why does it matter?

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By *arkside2698Man
over a year ago

luton

An Embalmer. Weird occupation that I couldn't do and they were a bit weird too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marxist terrorist living in political exile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucked an estate agent once.

Felt so unclean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't have a clue. I'm not interested in their life story

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Fucked an estate agent once.

Felt so unclean

Just give it time; you'll learn to live with yourself one day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had sex with a few members of my student union

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By *961_lizzie OP Woman
over a year ago

cheshire

It doesn't , trying to show all walks of life play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"President

Prime Minister

Mayor"
no one going to question this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had sex with an occupation.

Girls are far more fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is baliff a profession?

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By *961_lizzie OP Woman
over a year ago

cheshire

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only recently entered the forums.

Great for a laugh, plus you get a bit of normality into the mix

Not unusual but secretaries / receptionists seem to be my guilty pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucked an estate agent once.

Felt so unclean

I've been fucked by an estate agent. Does that count?

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By *ommon_usernameMan
over a year ago

home

If anybody want to have sex with a dolphin shaver let me know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are not alone!

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By *awtymarkyMan
over a year ago

chester

How about a legal drug dealer

(pharmacist)

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By *ornycumslutglosWoman
over a year ago

all around the place

A chief inspector who loved being tied up and spanked a court judge who loved to spank my ass and a drummer who once went on tour with motorhead and rainbow he was incredible best sex ever ...

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By *lue9753Man
over a year ago

Oldham

"If anyone is lacking a cool answer and fancies fucking a clown - give me a shout.

Yes please, although I have a squirting flower all of my own.

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By *lue9753Man
over a year ago

Oldham

"If anyone is lacking a cool answer and fancies fucking a clown - give me a shout.

Yes please, although I have a squirting flower all of my own.

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great answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shit specialist.

A doctor who spoon fed me his special home made medicine off a spoon-he was a new born baby doctor.

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

Heavy lift HGV recovery trucker, went on a few jobs with him also, awesome evenings,beautiful rig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a Postman

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By *rueone71Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

Baked beans counter

Actually I dated a girl whos job was to count stucked chewing gums on Oxford St pavement.

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By *arksidesubCouple
over a year ago

not far from you..

Cosmetic surgeon

Uni lecturer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old boy politician. Booked me for a domination session with a friend. Crazy old guy and he was on telly a lot. Just laugh now when I see him talking economics as can't remove the images of him all trussed up on a silver platter

As doing sex work I have met so many professions in both male / female .

Met a woman this week that designs robotic limbs !- ) great stuff )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Church minister

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By *lymcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Devon

Submariner (Jack)

Own Doctor (At a Club!- she did not recognise me!)

Swinging Club - Barman & bouncer

Sue x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A chief inspector who loved being tied up and spanked a court judge who loved to spank my ass and a drummer who once went on tour with motorhead and rainbow he was incredible best sex ever ..."

Did you use the rhythm method?

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By *aramedic999Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

Anyone wan to add Paramedic to their list

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

"Happy Saturday

What's the weirdest or most unusual occupation of person you have had sex with ?

The ones I've asked include a judge ,mortician ,and rat catcher couple ...."

I have had fun with a judge at an Essex party once but don't usually ask them their job unless they volunteer the info.

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By *goodlengthMan
over a year ago

near Trowbridge

Full time athlete. Her body was incredible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A female professional footballer & Airport security (she gave me a thorough search)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A windsurfing instructor. No, we didn't do it standing up.

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By *961_lizzie OP Woman
over a year ago

cheshire

Love it xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drug dealer

Dole bum

Chav x a few

Businessmen

Business men working at canary warf but no idea what they did/do

Did a lot of fucking in my school days mainly so little boys thinking their men with small cocks..is there a name for them? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wouldn't have a clue. I'm not interested in their life story

Exactly. I have sex with people, not their jobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sagger makers bottom maker

And

Someone who did the slip on slipware

I have no fuckin clue either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sagger makers bottom maker

And

Someone who did the slip on slipware

I have no fuckin clue either"

Might have been

Sagger makers bottom knocker actually come to think about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr - with our solicitor, two office colleagues.

Mrs - Plumber and IT manager, Accountant ( both from her office).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy Saturday

What's the weirdest or most unusual occupation of person you have had sex with ?

The ones I've asked include a judge ,mortician ,and rat catcher couple ...."

A female divorce lawyer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone is lacking a cool answer and fancies fucking a clown - give me a shout.

Yes please, although I have a squirting flower all of my own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catholic school teacher, in a swingers club. Felt so wrong....xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would tell but we take 'discretion' seriously

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By *omez42Man
over a year ago

gloucester

A soco - scene of crime investigator

A nurse

A couple of care assistants

Travel agent

Actress

Petrol station owner

Hairdresser

Racing driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Catholic school teacher, in a swingers club. Felt so wrong....xx"

That is disgusting, doing it in a swingers club, what was she thinking of....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I had to dress up as the Easter bunny for work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am meeting her tomorrow, but underground rail repairer, i.e. Fixes the tube lines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Catholic school teacher, in a swingers club. Felt so wrong....xx

That is disgusting, doing it in a swingers club, what was she thinking of...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple of actresses, a rather well known singer and an air traffic controller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Catholic school teacher, in a swingers club. Felt so wrong....xx

That is disgusting, doing it in a swingers club, what was she thinking of...."

Yeah how left out did the priest feel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a guy once in Japan who tests crash test dummies in simulated test crashes

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By *unkydesignCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Male half here....A biolchemistry scientist doing cancer research at Christies Hospital in Manchester.

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By *.spot77Man
over a year ago

Basildon

A police officer that is a woman from Manchester and she was the one who arrested me and then I got a letter to meet up in her car and we got caught by the police how's that for luck

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By *961_lizzie OP Woman
over a year ago

cheshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Female pilot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our last three have been a midwife, air hostess and a fish/chip shop worker !

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By *.spot77Man
over a year ago

Basildon

"Our last three have been a midwife, air hostess and a fish/chip shop worker ! "
looks like a few good meetings and hopefully you'll get plenty more? Was the midwife m/f just asking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've fucked an on duty police man... I love the uniform

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By *.spot77Man
over a year ago

Basildon

"I've fucked an on duty police man... I love the uniform

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good on you and have you been with him since?

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By *hocoholicWoman
over a year ago

The big D

Their professions aren't important to me but I had a surgeon who I dated a couple of times & only after a few sex sessions I found out he was a Breast reconstruction surgeon, at 1st I felt paranoid but he never commented on mine so I took that as a good sign.

I also had a coal man who, no many times he showered he still had that black residue on him, I didn't mind the sex but wouldn't let him finger me plus he always smelled of soot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our last three have been a midwife, air hostess and a fish/chip shop worker ! looks like a few good meetings and hopefully you'll get plenty more? Was the midwife m/f just asking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a blow job of a pilot while on holiday while I kissed and played with his wife. A very d*unken night.

Also I declined the advances of an Australian RSPCA Charity worked who was door to door calling. I invited her in but she got the wrong impression.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've fucked an on duty police man... I love the uniform

Ive fucked an on duty police lady who also happens to be the daughter of someone famous! Them pants are quite unflattering.

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By *aughty_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

policeman, paramedic, fireman.

a few squaddies

, a few marines, one matelot and soon to be one Raf

Common theme with uniform.... ha!

And a very cliche meat delivery driver.... I'm a chef lol so sounds like a script from a bad porno!

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By *iPeopleMan
over a year ago

London

A Bishop (Catholic)

An opera singer

A professional footballer. And yes he loved his balls played with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pig wanker

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By *inaryGuyMan
over a year ago

Near the River

A trainee wrestler (female) when I was a student, a reiki therapist and a patheologist who spent most of her time analysing poo

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By *andemanMan
over a year ago

bedforshire

Lots of Artists and Lawyers.

Unusual ones

A Dentist

A air France Steward

Ambulance Driver

Belly dancer

Swiming instructor

Dimond dealer

Kurdish Pashmerga

Think those are the most unusual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most recently a professional female rugby league player

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

A vicar's wife.

A female managing director of a multinational IT company

Senior U.S. diplomat

(female)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A linguists specialist officer for the navy (didn't know she was serving till I saw the tattoos on her back, even more shocked when I saw her in uniform 3 weeks later and realised she was 9 ranks above me, but insisted on calling me sir once the uniform was on the floor!)

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By *.Watford-AmericanMan
over a year ago

St Albans / Bournemouth

Dressage rider

Zookeeper

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

Librarian. Not that strange to be honest

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By *ilthyDebaucheryWoman
over a year ago

Oswestry

Forensic scientist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Government artist, they drew the dole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've fucked an on duty police man... I love the uniform

good on you and have you been with him since?

A couple of times

If anyone wants to add teacher to children with complex needs to their list just let me know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice cream man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ice cream man

Oooooh a nice Mr whippy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ice cream man

Oooooh a nice Mr whippy!! "

Slightly too vanilla

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By *ilthyDebaucheryWoman
over a year ago

Oswestry

"Ice cream man

Oooooh a nice Mr whippy!!

Slightly too vanilla

Could always jazz it up with loads of sauce Lol

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By *amesnplanesMan
over a year ago

Banbridge

At Chameleons I met a splendid couple. Hubby was an ex-military helicopter pilot whilst his 30 yr old wife is a HEMS doctor. Such kinky buggers!

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By *ogerNesszonesMan
over a year ago

Northern England

A few years back, I entertained a cuck couple at my house. He was a very high ranking copper - the head of the traffic section of my local police force, and she was a very naughty young lady of 19 that he was having an illicit affair with.

We met at my house one lunchtime (he was on duty and in uniform), We ordered him to strip, handcuffed him (with his own cuffs ha ha), and "forced" him to watch as we fucked, and then clean up afterwards.

I'd just been caught speeding, so the experience - and sending him back to work with my spunk all over his face was made all the sweeter. Some might call it "poetic justice"

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By *andemanMan
over a year ago

bedforshire

"Forensic scientist"

I had an old Girlfiend who was one of these. Shluld have added her to the list.

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By *inaryGuyMan
over a year ago

Near the River

"Ice cream man

Oooooh a nice Mr whippy!!

Slightly too vanilla

Could always jazz it up with loads of sauce Lol"

And lots of hundreds of Thousands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nun, seriously.

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By *laytimenowMan
over a year ago

Essex

Nurse ( kinky as fuck )

Dentist , those chairs are fun , so was she

Prostitute ( she was hot & they were freebies ( ish)

Well dinner anyway

Ok Ok it would of been cheaper to just of hired her for an hour i know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nurse.

Ballerina

Brazilian cowgirl. Ahh happy memories yeha.

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By *aulaxxpTV/TS
over a year ago

fishgaurd

a traffic warden,but I was d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex therapist. ..I wasn't his patient by the way .

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