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I would definitely recommend buying some toys. Maybe some beads, a butt plug newbie kit, a slim dildo etc and just have a play.
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Sounds like it's pretty loose up there
I'd recommend trying the ace of spades butt plug.
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"Genuinely laughed out loud at this ha ha ha.
I would definitely recommend buying some toys. Maybe some beads, a butt plug newbie kit, a slim dildo etc and just have a play.
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"Two fingers
Sounds like it's pretty loose up there
I'd recommend trying the ace of spades butt plug.
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"Genuinely laughed out loud at this ha ha ha.
I would definitely recommend buying some toys. Maybe some beads, a butt plug newbie kit, a slim dildo etc and just have a play.
Eve. X"Lol good i put smile on ur face .... 
Toys are ok but i think im thinking of the real thing....
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"Two fingers
Sounds like it's pretty loose up there
I'd recommend trying the ace of spades butt plug.
He may have small fingers?
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"A man with his cock will do it better." Lol or maybee a lady with a strap on... | |||
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"A man with his cock will do it better. Lol or maybee a lady with a strap on..." My fav!!! 
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"Im bisexual....yes but never been fucked in my arse.....i have a shower daily ( as u do ) I have been fingering my self with two fingers .... 1... it cleans the inside properly.... 2... im curious and does feel nice.... Need a nice guy to assist or should i buy a dildo.... Please no abuse....xxx" Its the eternal question mate isnt it... whats the meaning of life. Are we alone in the universe. how did it all begin. And of course... should i finger blast myself whilst showering or buy a toy. All the greats have asked this. Popes have fought wars to find answers to this. I think its subplot to fast and furious 1-8. I think one of Elvis' albums were loosely based around this question too. Not forgetting, Sherlock Holmes and dildo affair. If i remember rightly Dr Watson advised that he get the appropriate utensil for the job. | |||
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" I have been fingering my self with two fingers .... 1... it cleans the inside properly.... " Tenuous one that mate. LOL Why stop there... get yourself a rag on a stick and give the old lower, upper intestine and digestive tracta once over. You know your clean when you gag on something popping up in your throat. LOL | |||
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"Im bisexual....yes but never been fucked in my arse.....i have a shower daily ( as u do ) I have been fingering my self with two fingers" Anything less than a fist is a kop out | |||
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"Im bisexual....yes but never been fucked in my arse.....i have a shower daily ( as u do ) I have been fingering my self with two fingers .... 1... it cleans the inside properly.... 2... im curious and does feel nice.... Need a nice guy to assist or should i buy a dildo.... Please no abuse....xxx" No , many men straight,gay,bi whatever enjoy having their prostate stimulated - done right it can induce the most intense dizzying orgasms or used in tandem with conventional penetration it can heighten the resulting orgasms. | |||
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"Genuinely laughed out loud at this ha ha ha.
I would definitely recommend buying some toys. Maybe some beads, a butt plug newbie kit, a slim dildo etc and just have a play.
Eve. X"Me too | |||
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"Im bisexual....yes but never been fucked in my arse.....i have a shower daily ( as u do ) I have been fingering my self with two fingers .... 1... it cleans the inside properly.... 2... im curious and does feel nice.... Need a nice guy to assist or should i buy a dildo.... Please no abuse....xxx No , many men straight,gay,bi whatever enjoy having their prostate stimulated - done right it can induce the most intense dizzying orgasms or used in tandem with conventional penetration it can heighten the resulting orgasms." Mate he's talking about finger blasting himself... In a shower... As a means to cleaning his hoop... Whilst wondering if he should buy a toy... What are you on about with the professional detailled prostate promotion? Baby steps fella, Jesus. | |||
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"Im bisexual....yes but never been fucked in my arse.....i have a shower daily ( as u do ) I have been fingering my self with two fingers .... 1... it cleans the inside properly.... 2... im curious and does feel nice.... Need a nice guy to assist or should i buy a dildo.... Please no abuse....xxx No , many men straight,gay,bi whatever enjoy having their prostate stimulated - done right it can induce the most intense dizzying orgasms or used in tandem with conventional penetration it can heighten the resulting orgasms. Mate he's talking about finger blasting himself... In a shower... As a means to cleaning his hoop... Whilst wondering if he should buy a toy... What are you on about with the professional detailled prostate promotion? Baby steps fella, Jesus. " If you want to take baby steps in anal exploration then sit on a traffic cone and work your way down as you feel comfortable | |||
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"Im bisexual....yes but never been fucked in my arse.....i have a shower daily ( as u do ) I have been fingering my self with two fingers .... 1... it cleans the inside properly.... 2... im curious and does feel nice.... Need a nice guy to assist or should i buy a dildo.... Please no abuse....xxx No , many men straight,gay,bi whatever enjoy having their prostate stimulated - done right it can induce the most intense dizzying orgasms or used in tandem with conventional penetration it can heighten the resulting orgasms. Mate he's talking about finger blasting himself... In a shower... As a means to cleaning his hoop... Whilst wondering if he should buy a toy... What are you on about with the professional detailled prostate promotion? Baby steps fella, Jesus. If you want to take baby steps in anal exploration then sit on a traffic cone and work your way down as you feel comfortable " Here we go OP this is nailed on to work and FREE! | |||
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"Im bisexual....yes but never been fucked in my arse.....i have a shower daily ( as u do ) I have been fingering my self with two fingers .... 1... it cleans the inside properly.... 2... im curious and does feel nice.... Need a nice guy to assist or should i buy a dildo.... Please no abuse....xxx No , many men straight,gay,bi whatever enjoy having their prostate stimulated - done right it can induce the most intense dizzying orgasms or used in tandem with conventional penetration it can heighten the resulting orgasms. Mate he's talking about finger blasting himself... In a shower... As a means to cleaning his hoop... Whilst wondering if he should buy a toy... What are you on about with the professional detailled prostate promotion? Baby steps fella, Jesus. If you want to take baby steps in anal exploration then sit on a traffic cone and work your way down as you feel comfortable Here we go OP this is nailed on to work and FREE!" Luton council may object to a spike in theft of traffic cones but if you tell them what you've done then they probably won't ask for them back either | |||
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"Im bisexual....yes but never been fucked in my arse.....i have a shower daily ( as u do ) I have been fingering my self with two fingers .... 1... it cleans the inside properly.... 2... im curious and does feel nice.... Need a nice guy to assist or should i buy a dildo.... Please no abuse....xxx No , many men straight,gay,bi whatever enjoy having their prostate stimulated - done right it can induce the most intense dizzying orgasms or used in tandem with conventional penetration it can heighten the resulting orgasms. Mate he's talking about finger blasting himself... In a shower... As a means to cleaning his hoop... Whilst wondering if he should buy a toy... What are you on about with the professional detailled prostate promotion? Baby steps fella, Jesus. If you want to take baby steps in anal exploration then sit on a traffic cone and work your way down as you feel comfortable Here we go OP this is nailed on to work and FREE! Luton council may object to a spike in theft of traffic cones but if you tell them what you've done then they probably won't ask for them back either " Shame on you sir. This chap is reduced to finger blasting himself as a means to cleaning himself and establishing is sexual preferences. We should all be taxed an extra penny for those who 'borrow' cones for just this purpose. | |||
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"Im bisexual....yes but never been fucked in my arse.....i have a shower daily ( as u do ) I have been fingering my self with two fingers .... 1... it cleans the inside properly.... 2... im curious and does feel nice.... Need a nice guy to assist or should i buy a dildo.... Please no abuse....xxx No , many men straight,gay,bi whatever enjoy having their prostate stimulated - done right it can induce the most intense dizzying orgasms or used in tandem with conventional penetration it can heighten the resulting orgasms. Mate he's talking about finger blasting himself... In a shower... As a means to cleaning his hoop... Whilst wondering if he should buy a toy... What are you on about with the professional detailled prostate promotion? Baby steps fella, Jesus. " Keep your hair on "mate". He intimated (and not too subtly either ) he derives sexual pleasure from stimulating that area .. The erogenous zone in that area being the prostate which on every male body is a sensitive zone which is liable to induce and provoke arousal through appropriate stimulus regardless of choosen labels or general sexual activity preferences . It's basic male physiology , nothing to do with sexuality . | |||
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"Im bisexual....yes but never been fucked in my arse.....i have a shower daily ( as u do ) I have been fingering my self with two fingers .... 1... it cleans the inside properly.... 2... im curious and does feel nice.... Need a nice guy to assist or should i buy a dildo.... Please no abuse....xxx No , many men straight,gay,bi whatever enjoy having their prostate stimulated - done right it can induce the most intense dizzying orgasms or used in tandem with conventional penetration it can heighten the resulting orgasms. Mate he's talking about finger blasting himself... In a shower... As a means to cleaning his hoop... Whilst wondering if he should buy a toy... What are you on about with the professional detailled prostate promotion? Baby steps fella, Jesus. Keep your hair on "mate". He intimated (and not too subtly either ) he derives sexual pleasure from stimulating that area .. The erogenous zone in that area being the prostate which on every male body is a sensitive zone which is liable to induce and provoke arousal through appropriate stimulus regardless of choosen labels or general sexual activity preferences . It's basic male physiology , nothing to do with sexuality . " Soooooo... guess who doesn't have a sarcasm radar... you! It's ok tho 'mate' I read your posts in your accent and it makes me laugh... I actually don't dispute what your saying yet you have to nuance it twice like your on a self help tape... like we all need to wake up to prostate stimulation... Apologies for not being serious enough and finding your socio-medical explanation(s) funny. The second one was a belter. You crack on now cabbage | |||
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"Im bisexual....yes but never been fucked in my arse.....i have a shower daily ( as u do ) I have been fingering my self with two fingers .... 1... it cleans the inside properly.... 2... im curious and does feel nice.... Need a nice guy to assist or should i buy a dildo.... Please no abuse....xxx No , many men straight,gay,bi whatever enjoy having their prostate stimulated - done right it can induce the most intense dizzying orgasms or used in tandem with conventional penetration it can heighten the resulting orgasms. Mate he's talking about finger blasting himself... In a shower... As a means to cleaning his hoop... Whilst wondering if he should buy a toy... What are you on about with the professional detailled prostate promotion? Baby steps fella, Jesus. Keep your hair on "mate". He intimated (and not too subtly either ) he derives sexual pleasure from stimulating that area .. The erogenous zone in that area being the prostate which on every male body is a sensitive zone which is liable to induce and provoke arousal through appropriate stimulus regardless of choosen labels or general sexual activity preferences . It's basic male physiology , nothing to do with sexuality . Soooooo... guess who doesn't have a sarcasm radar... you! It's ok tho 'mate' I read your posts in your accent and it makes me laugh... I actually don't dispute what your saying yet you have to nuance it twice like your on a self help tape... like we all need to wake up to prostate stimulation... Apologies for not being serious enough and finding your socio-medical explanation(s) funny. The second one was a belter. You crack on now cabbage "A Liverpudlian having the Gaul to critique another accent? Too funny. Have a great day. .
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"Im bisexual....yes but never been fucked in my arse.....i have a shower daily ( as u do ) I have been fingering my self with two fingers .... 1... it cleans the inside properly.... 2... im curious and does feel nice.... Need a nice guy to assist or should i buy a dildo.... Please no abuse....xxx No , many men straight,gay,bi whatever enjoy having their prostate stimulated - done right it can induce the most intense dizzying orgasms or used in tandem with conventional penetration it can heighten the resulting orgasms. Mate he's talking about finger blasting himself... In a shower... As a means to cleaning his hoop... Whilst wondering if he should buy a toy... What are you on about with the professional detailled prostate promotion? Baby steps fella, Jesus. Keep your hair on "mate". He intimated (and not too subtly either ) he derives sexual pleasure from stimulating that area .. The erogenous zone in that area being the prostate which on every male body is a sensitive zone which is liable to induce and provoke arousal through appropriate stimulus regardless of choosen labels or general sexual activity preferences . It's basic male physiology , nothing to do with sexuality . Soooooo... guess who doesn't have a sarcasm radar... you! It's ok tho 'mate' I read your posts in your accent and it makes me laugh... I actually don't dispute what your saying yet you have to nuance it twice like your on a self help tape... like we all need to wake up to prostate stimulation... Apologies for not being serious enough and finding your socio-medical explanation(s) funny. The second one was a belter. You crack on now cabbage
A Liverpudlian having the Gaul to critique another accent? Too funny.
Have a great day. .
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