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Does the size of cock you take up your bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

have a proportional effect on your poo size?

Just asking ask I think I'm seeing a correlation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

plonker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

unless you are constipated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purely a coincidence I promise - I can scientifically prove this as I have a virgin ass and varying sizes of poos

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a sky remote comes out, you really need to worry.

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By *unlover101Woman
over a year ago

Herts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have a proportional effect on your poo size?

Just asking ask I think I'm seeing a correlation "

Definitely question of the week!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I laughed so much when I read this question, that I nearly pooped myself XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have a proportional effect on your poo size?

Just asking ask I think I'm seeing a correlation "

I'm dying! Funniest post ever! You win the internets!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I laughed so much when I read this question, that I nearly pooped myself XXX"

What are we potentially talking here length wise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When a sky remote comes out, you really need to worry. "

Especially if you didn't put one in in the first place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I laughed so much when I read this question, that I nearly pooped myself XXX

What are we potentially talking here length wise "

Just a few pebbles XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spunk up your arse can have a bit of an enema effect I think, I have often found I Shit for England after my hairy hole has had a good fking XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"have a proportional effect on your poo size?

Just asking ask I think I'm seeing a correlation

Definitely question of the week!! "

Yay. I thank you

She does a little curtsy and pops off to check her knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have a proportional effect on your poo size?

Just asking ask I think I'm seeing a correlation

Definitely question of the week!! "

I'd say it deserves a gold star

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only taken it up the ass once so can't really comment as an expert

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only taken it up the ass once so can't really comment as an expert "

Do you do very slender ones?

Are your farts more of a whistle?

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By *adysueandneroCouple
over a year ago

witney


"Only taken it up the ass once so can't really comment as an expert

Do you do very slender ones?

Are your farts more of a whistle? "

Is it time to stop having anal when your farts are no longer like a whistle, and more like a foghorn?

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford


"unless you are constipated "

ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's the amount of lube. Or maybe the movement stimulates more bowel activity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only taken it up the ass once so can't really comment as an expert

Do you do very slender ones?

Are your farts more of a whistle? "

Lmao ...I think I need it up the ass a few more times before I can answer that ....wouldn't want to mislead you with an inaccurate answer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think it's the amount of lube. Or maybe the movement stimulates more bowel activity."

I'm talking diameter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it's the amount of lube. Or maybe the movement stimulates more bowel activity.

I'm talking diameter. "

If the traffic moves quicker, it will build up, thus causing fatter poos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can probably tell the cock girth, depending on whether the poop is drilled, countersunk, or flattened at the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my days "cock n poop"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can probably tell the cock girth, depending on whether the poop is drilled, countersunk, or flattened at the end "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bump

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Dump!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was having a dump while reading this post..... Just a standard non anal sex related dump that is

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I would imagine the time scale between the meat going in and the log coming out with have an impact on this (fecal) matter.

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By *an789Man
over a year ago

Cambridge


"Only taken it up the ass once so can't really comment as an expert

Do you do very slender ones?

Are your farts more of a whistle?

Lmao ...I think I need it up the ass a few more times before I can answer that ....wouldn't want to mislead you with an inaccurate answer "

Queues up... ??????

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By *eedsbig9inMan
over a year ago

leeds

Has no effect when Iv been using my 9" dildo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has no effect when Iv been using my 9" dildo

"

I love that you've taken this post seriously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often wonder, when I have to go on a real mission dump. You know the kind that requires real effort and feels like it's splitting you in half

Is that what a willy up my bum would feel like?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I often wonder, when I have to go on a real mission dump. You know the kind that requires real effort and feels like it's splitting you in half

Is that what a willy up my bum would feel like? "

Can I reassure you, it's not.

I could show you how good it really can feel, if that would help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I often wonder, when I have to go on a real mission dump. You know the kind that requires real effort and feels like it's splitting you in half

Is that what a willy up my bum would feel like?

Can I reassure you, it's not.

I could show you how good it really can feel, if that would help? "

My dear, are you trying to seduce me?

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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago

Chester

I'm never using that rectangular dildo again, I shat a brick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best thread ever.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm never using that rectangular dildo again, I shat a brick! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Purely a coincidence I promise - I can scientifically prove this as I have a virgin ass and varying sizes of poos

Mrs "

Great answer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I often wonder, when I have to go on a real mission dump. You know the kind that requires real effort and feels like it's splitting you in half

Is that what a willy up my bum would feel like? "

with some, yup....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When a sky remote comes out, you really need to worry. "

At least they have curved edges!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have a proportional effect on your poo size?

Just asking ask I think I'm seeing a correlation "

Surely it's more compacted

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"When a sky remote comes out, you really need to worry. "

The wrong channel I suspect.

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By *lice400Woman
over a year ago

nottingham

Yes but can you flush it lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I often wonder, when I have to go on a real mission dump. You know the kind that requires real effort and feels like it's splitting you in half

Is that what a willy up my bum would feel like?

Can I reassure you, it's not.

I could show you how good it really can feel, if that would help?

My dear, are you trying to seduce me? "

Nah. Just fuck you in the botty

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Rachael!!! This thread actually made me blush!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm never using that rectangular dildo again, I shat a brick! "

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