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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think my Dad has fallen asleep watching porn, he is snoring and i can hear a high pitched "Ugh" followed by a low pitched "Ugh", sometimes "Yeah baby"

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

must be time for him to get some more interesting videos then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"must be time for him to get some more interesting videos then "

It actually will be a video! He cant use DVD players and certainly not the internet!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"must be time for him to get some more interesting videos then

It actually will be a video! He cant use DVD players and certainly not the internet!

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If it does the job.

Make a loud noise to wake him up so he can enjoy the film. He's entitled to a sex life

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

yeah, i slammed the bathroom door, its off now, or just tuned right down...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For future occasions, obtain some vhs smut of the wrongest variety you can and swap it out in the machine when he nods off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So funny OP My dad passed away a few years ago and last year on one of the many clearouts I found out that my mum's still storing my dad's DVD collection! I have no idea why she's keeping them! I so want to get my hands on it as he had many European films that are fun to watch and very different to porn produced now. You could go as far as saying that my interests is academic! But there is no way I can ask for them, everyone's pretending they don't exist.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So funny OP My dad passed away a few years ago and last year on one of the many clearouts I found out that my mum's still storing my dad's DVD collection! I have no idea why she's keeping them! I so want to get my hands on it as he had many European films that are fun to watch and very different to porn produced now. You could go as far as saying that my interests is academic! But there is no way I can ask for them, everyone's pretending they don't exist."

My dad used to have a huge stack of Euro porn mags from the 70's and early 80's, I found it when I was about 14 after he had moved out of our family home, incredible amounts of hair on those models! I blame him for my sex obsession.

I also found a video! I quickly cycled round to a mates house who could pirate it, we used a tape with a tv recording of Who Famed Roger Rabbit written in biro, that thing circulated round the school for months until one twat left it in his bedroom, his mum put it on for the younger brother to watch, the guy was grounded and the tape destroyed

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"I think my Dad has fallen asleep watching porn, he is snoring and i can hear a high pitched "Ugh" followed by a low pitched "Ugh", sometimes "Yeah baby"

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Best not to mention it to him lest you find out that it was a homemade porno...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time to move out lol

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By *ifes2short!!Man
over a year ago

newtownabbey

Heres a turnaround. How would you have felt if it was gay porn he was watching?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Heres a turnaround. How would you have felt if it was gay porn he was watching?"

Well i must get my tendencies from somewhere!

I am bi, would have been fine with it, would have sneakily watched it myself, would probably be 70's gay porn though lol, all hairy chests and handlebar moustaches!!

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