FabSwingers.com forum: Custard

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My other half wants us to fuck while being covered in custard. I like the idea in fantasy but could only see it being a nightmare in reality. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fucking disgusted...old joke

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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do it in the bath.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

What flavour custard

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By *ackdaniels2016Man
over a year ago

Yarm

Agree but only if he cleans up the mess

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What flavour custard"

Custard flavour of course xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's beans for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No, don't think I could do beans, at least custard could kind of look nice on. I'm not sure I could pull off the beans look xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, don't think I could do beans, at least custard could kind of look nice on. I'm not sure I could pull off the beans look xx"

Roger Daltrey managed it!

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By *FFB69Woman
over a year ago

Torfaen/Gwent

I wouldn't recommend it. Gets everywhere. Is cold because you can't heat up as much as you'd need.

The times I've tried it. Ended up with UTIs. Not fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of plastic sheeting and have fun just move everything out of the way a few normal blankets and cover in plastic . Have something to cover floor on the way to shower.

can you tell i done it lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warm custard in the bath....great feeling.

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

Custard eh ? The birds love it I'm led to believe ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's fun at first and then it goes sticky lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

very difficult as its soooo slippery - been there, tried it loads of times, got the t-shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"very difficult as its soooo slippery - been there, tried it loads of times, got the t-shirt"

But its so much fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Custard is a non-Newtonian fluid...if you go hard enough on enough custard, can you have sex without going into it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like good fun and whats not to love about cold custard. If you have a tiled kitchen or laminate flooring i can see that being easier to clean up.

Surely the clean up is tomorrows worry, get the custard out and fuck, worry about the mess tomorrow. Have fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My other half wants us to fuck while being covered in custard. I like the idea in fantasy but could only see it being a nightmare in reality. xx"

Why? I don't see the appeal of being covered in custard but each to their own. Maybe put a small paddling pool in your lounge to contain the custard.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

How did you stumble across a 19 week old custard thread??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How did you stumble across a 19 week old custard thread??

Who are you asking?

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By *ucklingsCouple
over a year ago

Rugby

I LOVE custard and it absolutely sounds like fun. Another item on our to do list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its great fun - we love WAM / splosh with sweet foods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its great fun - we love WAM / splosh with sweet foods"

Love using trifle

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Ok...so trifle, custard and squirty cream are the cliché foods..what else do people use?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A previous partner wanted to fuck whilst covered in jelly. At first it was fun but then it just became a total nightmare and cleaning up took the shine off the fun.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I like covering my naked hairy body in Marmite but, it's a bigger to clean off once it sets

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Ok...so trifle, custard and squirty cream are the cliché foods..what else do people use?

suddenly all those 'sitting in a bath full of baked beans for charity' took a sinister new twist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok...so trifle, custard and squirty cream are the cliché foods..what else do people use?

Jam and marmalade are good to.

If a lady is wearing her big knickers different varieties of cake are good fun too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's amazing fun if you both get in to it, much better playing a game though with it, loser gets messy!

Hint: both of you lose anyway, so both get messy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girl I worked with loved having sex covered in jam.Her and her bf would cover the bed in a plastic sheet and cover themselves with a whole pot of jam x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"A girl I worked with loved having sex covered in jam.Her and her bf would cover the bed in a plastic sheet and cover themselves with a whole pot of jam x "

Sounds like a Jam Roly-Poly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A girl I worked with loved having sex covered in jam.Her and her bf would cover the bed in a plastic sheet and cover themselves with a whole pot of jam x

Sounds like a Jam Roly-Poly :-

Or a very sticky situation x

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Ok...so trifle, custard and squirty cream are the cliché foods..what else do people use?

Jam and marmalade are good to.

If a lady is wearing her big knickers different varieties of cake are good fun too

There's always someone wanting to cake drop in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work in a cash and carry....give me a shout if your wanting a 25kilogram bag of custard powder to try it out lol

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By *eldomVanillaMan
over a year ago

London

Sounds a fun thought !

As comment before with custard or squit cream a UTI is possible I know people who have had this.

Personally go for olive oil

still very slippery and sensual and is good for your skin and various bits ... just need a good shower after lol

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"A girl I worked with loved having sex covered in jam.Her and her bf would cover the bed in a plastic sheet and cover themselves with a whole pot of jam x

Sounds like a Jam Roly-Poly :-

Or a very sticky situation x "

Less sticky than being covered head to toe in marmite lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok...so trifle, custard and squirty cream are the cliché foods..what else do people use?

Jam and marmalade are good to.

If a lady is wearing her big knickers different varieties of cake are good fun too

There's always someone wanting to cake drop in here

Pmsl and it would be ne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love mixing food and sex. Can be messy but great fun and tasty yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love mixing food and sex. Can be messy but great fun and tasty yummy "

Me too.

I once had a pot noodle and a wank at the same time.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Ok...so trifle, custard and squirty cream are the cliché foods..what else do people use?

Jam and marmalade are good to.

If a lady is wearing her big knickers different varieties of cake are good fun too

...did someone mention cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok...so trifle, custard and squirty cream are the cliché foods..what else do people use?

Jam and marmalade are good to.

If a lady is wearing her big knickers different varieties of cake are good fun too

...did someone mention cake?

Or cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok...so trifle, custard and squirty cream are the cliché foods..what else do people use?

Jam and marmalade are good to.

If a lady is wearing her big knickers different varieties of cake are good fun too

...did someone mention cake?

Or cheesecake

I love cheesecake. I could eat and writhe at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok...so trifle, custard and squirty cream are the cliché foods..what else do people use?

Jam and marmalade are good to.

If a lady is wearing her big knickers different varieties of cake are good fun too

...did someone mention cake?

Or cheesecake

I love cheesecake. I could eat and writhe at the same time

So my plan is now to bring cheesecake and cake to every social meet i go on

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Ok...so trifle, custard and squirty cream are the cliché foods..what else do people use?

Jam and marmalade are good to.

If a lady is wearing her big knickers different varieties of cake are good fun too

...did someone mention cake?

Or cheesecake

I love cheesecake. I could eat and writhe at the same time

So my plan is now to bring cheesecake and cake to every social meet i go on

There seems to be a heavy bias on sweet foods...any savoury? Would you use savoury as a first course, then sweet? Hummous, mashed potato with gravy, very ripe tomatoes...

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Ok...so trifle, custard and squirty cream are the cliché foods..what else do people use?

Jam and marmalade are good to.

If a lady is wearing her big knickers different varieties of cake are good fun too

...did someone mention cake?

Or cheesecake

I love cheesecake. I could eat and writhe at the same time

So my plan is now to bring cheesecake and cake to every social meet i go on

There seems to be a heavy bias on sweet foods...any savoury? Would you use savoury as a first course, then sweet? Hummous, mashed potato with gravy, very ripe tomatoes..."

Humous/Hummus is evil and should be banned

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Ok...so trifle, custard and squirty cream are the cliché foods..what else do people use?

Jam and marmalade are good to.

If a lady is wearing her big knickers different varieties of cake are good fun too

...did someone mention cake?

Or cheesecake

I love cheesecake. I could eat and writhe at the same time

So my plan is now to bring cheesecake and cake to every social meet i go on

There seems to be a heavy bias on sweet foods...any savoury? Would you use savoury as a first course, then sweet? Hummous, mashed potato with gravy, very ripe tomatoes...

Humous/Hummus is evil and should be banned

Was just an example...

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Ok...so trifle, custard and squirty cream are the cliché foods..what else do people use?

Jam and marmalade are good to.

If a lady is wearing her big knickers different varieties of cake are good fun too

...did someone mention cake?

Or cheesecake

I love cheesecake. I could eat and writhe at the same time

So my plan is now to bring cheesecake and cake to every social meet i go on

There seems to be a heavy bias on sweet foods...any savoury? Would you use savoury as a first course, then sweet? Hummous, mashed potato with gravy, very ripe tomatoes...

Humous/Hummus is evil and should be banned

Was just an example...

Phew. So back to mashed potatoes, gravy and mushy peas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once had a pot noodle and a wank at the same time. "

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Ok...so trifle, custard and squirty cream are the cliché foods..what else do people use?

Jam and marmalade are good to.

If a lady is wearing her big knickers different varieties of cake are good fun too

...did someone mention cake?

Or cheesecake

I love cheesecake. I could eat and writhe at the same time

So my plan is now to bring cheesecake and cake to every social meet i go on

There seems to be a heavy bias on sweet foods...any savoury? Would you use savoury as a first course, then sweet? Hummous, mashed potato with gravy, very ripe tomatoes...

Humous/Hummus is evil and should be banned

Was just an example...

Phew. So back to mashed potatoes, gravy and mushy peas

I never said mushy peas...they are just...vile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok...so trifle, custard and squirty cream are the cliché foods..what else do people use?

Jam and marmalade are good to.

If a lady is wearing her big knickers different varieties of cake are good fun too

...did someone mention cake?

Or cheesecake

I love cheesecake. I could eat and writhe at the same time

So my plan is now to bring cheesecake and cake to every social meet i go on

There seems to be a heavy bias on sweet foods...any savoury? Would you use savoury as a first course, then sweet? Hummous, mashed potato with gravy, very ripe tomatoes...

Humous/Hummus is evil and should be banned

Was just an example...

Phew. So back to mashed potatoes, gravy and mushy peas

I never said mushy peas...they are just...vile

Oatmeal is apparently fantastic and great for the skin!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Oatmeal...good for sploshing, and health benefits, too!

It just keeps getting better!

Where can I do this?!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Oatmeal...good for sploshing, and health benefits, too!

It just keeps getting better!

Where can I do this?!

Marmite is good for you too - damn sticky though

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

"My other half wants us to fuck while being covered in custard. I like the idea in fantasy but could only see it being a nightmare in reality. xx"

I'd be craving for some apple crumble to go with it

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

I never knew just how much custard was a fetish until you find all the custard threads ...

... who knew?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I never knew just how much custard was a fetish until you find all the custard threads ...

... who knew?

Wtf

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"I never knew just how much custard was a fetish until you find all the custard threads ...

... who knew?

Wtf

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everyone to their own but that would be a lot of custard to make

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

I have a thing for gorging on custard tart while I orgasm .

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By *eorge WhorewellMan
over a year ago

Reading

"I never knew just how much custard was a fetish until you find all the custard threads ...

... who knew?

You've thrown me into a custard threads rabbit hole at 0420bst

you shall pay for this!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a lot of custard so it could be an expensive fantasy too.

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