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"What do you use to mop up your spunk after a wank?? " I just lick it all up or rub it into my skin like moisturiser... | |||
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"Never ever use your partners pillow. That's why I'm single " Sorry, just snorted with laughter at that! | |||
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"What do you use to mop up your spunk after a wank?? " Herself | |||
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"Pair of boxers " Let me have them | |||
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"I use a small hand towel kept especially for spunking into and mopping it up " Yum | |||
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"I am boring - I use tissues to mop up the cum." I tried tissues before but they kept sticking to me helmet | |||
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"What do you use to mop up your spunk after a wank?? " Tissue What else would you use?? | |||
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"I am boring - I use tissues to mop up the cum. I tried tissues before but they kept sticking to me helmet " Cheap tissues, that's why... When in supermarket next time, ask the customer services for the spunk proof tissues... | |||
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"Never ever use your partners pillow. That's why I'm single " Your with the wrong girl!! | |||
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"I'm a bit OCD so have a posh wank so it's not as much of an issue" What's a posh wank? | |||
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"I'm a bit OCD so have a posh wank so it's not as much of an issue What's a posh wank?" You use a condom | |||
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"That's where the Jack Russel comes in handy " Another one | |||
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"That's where the Jack Russel comes in handy " Can you explain please? Ha | |||
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"6 days later and nobody has said 'your Mum'? Disappointed tbh. " This is up there with the most funny responses yet!! Well done to you, It made me cry laughing | |||
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"That's where the Jack Russel comes in handy Can you explain please? Ha" Maybe not? | |||
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"I'm a bit OCD so have a posh wank so it's not as much of an issue" I'm their with you I'm OCD too..baby wipes.. Is everyone too lazy to go to the bathroom after? lol..xx | |||
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"I generally just let it fall onto the floor of the bus." Hahahaha | |||
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"That's where the Jack Russel comes in handy Can you explain please? Ha" Sure, I've trained him to fetch the Kleenex What was you thinking? | |||
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"That's where the Jack Russel comes in handy Can you explain please? Ha Sure, I've trained him to fetch the Kleenex What was you thinking? " That's ok then hah | |||
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"Normally angel, failing that....one sheet is plenty " Is that said in an accent? Lol | |||
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"Always got a soggy sock" Let's see | |||
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"I use a small hand towel kept especially for spunking into and mopping it up " Same here old hand towel is just right and easy to throw into the wash when it gets too crusty | |||
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"Curtains, Cat, Pillow, Socks. Whichever is closest." Your poor pussy | |||
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"I dated a guy and on a first visit to his house, noticed the carpet at his side of the bed was very hard and crusty. Yep, it was jizz " The first time you stand in another man's jizz is a sobering moment | |||
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"Don't need one when I'm using my tenga " Soggy egg | |||
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"What do you use to mop up your spunk after a wank?? " Eat it | |||
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"Don't need one when I'm using my tenga Soggy egg" Not tried the eggs, they look a bit small, the twist is the best tenga I've tried https://www.tenga.co.uk/products/air-tech-twist-reusable-vacuum-cup-tickle | |||
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"Do we have to use the term "cum rag"? The technical term is spankerchief. #StayClassy " Sounds like a new term of abide to me - eff off you cum rag! lol | |||
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"What do you use to mop up your spunk after a wank?? " My tounge | |||
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"What do you use to mop up your spunk after a wank?? " This reminds me off the joke about three men talking about sex: 1st man. When I make love to my wife it feels so good I swear she levitates an inch off the bed. 2nd man. That's nothing. When I make love to my wife it feels so good I swear she levitates a foot off the bed. 3rd man. Losers! When I make love to my wife I wipe my cock on the curtains and she goes through the roof! | |||
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"What do you use to mop up your spunk after a wank?? This reminds me off the joke about three men talking about sex: 1st man. When I make love to my wife it feels so good I swear she levitates an inch off the bed. 2nd man. That's nothing. When I make love to my wife it feels so good I swear she levitates a foot off the bed. 3rd man. Losers! When I make love to my wife I wipe my cock on the curtains and she goes through the roof!" | |||
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"I actually have a wank station set up when I have a play. I use and old bed sheet that way I can explode everywhere and it lands in the sheets...." Wank station | |||
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"Do we have to use the term "cum rag"? The technical term is spankerchief. #StayClassy Sounds like a new term of abide to me - eff off you cum rag! lol " That was supposed to be 'sounds like a new term of abuse' - think I've been wanking too much lol | |||
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"I thought everyone used the curtains! " | |||
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