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By *aughtySx OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Wigan Bolton North West

What do you use to mop up your spunk after a wank??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never ever use your partners pillow. That's why I'm single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you use to mop up your spunk after a wank?? "

I just lick it all up or rub it into my skin like moisturiser...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never ever use your partners pillow. That's why I'm single "

Sorry, just snorted with laughter at that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you use to mop up your spunk after a wank?? "

Herself

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Normally angel, failing that....one sheet is plenty

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By *isser36Man
over a year ago

fylde Coast

lick my fingers clean and rub the rest in! i have the softest skin on my belly....

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

Isn't that what curtains are for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pair of boxers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a small hand towel kept especially for spunking into and mopping it up

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Toilet roll, kept in drawer by bed lol

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By *aughtySx OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Wigan Bolton North West


"Pair of boxers "

Let me have them

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By *aughtySx OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Wigan Bolton North West


"I use a small hand towel kept especially for spunking into and mopping it up "

Yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am boring - I use tissues to mop up the cum.

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By *wFunGuy4YouMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Small hand towel or baby wipes. Depend where i am or who im with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am boring - I use tissues to mop up the cum."

I tried tissues before but they kept sticking to me helmet

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

where ever it lands, wood floor gets kinda slippy, smudged windows, sticky handles, deep inside or down someones hatch..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Box of Kleenex always in the bedside drawer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you use to mop up your spunk after a wank?? "

Tissue

What else would you use??

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By *dcumlover2Man
over a year ago

dunfermline

Towel baby wipes my mouth or hers depends where I'm shooting really

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By *ymeCouple
over a year ago

winchester

depends where at home box a tissues

out mrs knickers or just wipe on sheet

always a shower once you wake up

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire


"I am boring - I use tissues to mop up the cum.

I tried tissues before but they kept sticking to me helmet "

Cheap tissues, that's why...

When in supermarket next time, ask the customer services for the spunk proof tissues...

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By *idan31Man
over a year ago

ashby

Spankrags.... the upmarket way to finish yourself off !!

Go on google it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I generally just let it fall onto the floor of the bus.

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By *edonisticbikerUKMan
over a year ago

Coleshill and Rushden

I'm a bit OCD so have a posh wank so it's not as much of an issue

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Such a waste..and selfish

Why can't you guys hang on and give it to someone else lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 days later and nobody has said 'your Mum'?

Disappointed tbh.

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By *azbirdy93Couple
over a year ago

alfreton


"Never ever use your partners pillow. That's why I'm single "

Your with the wrong girl!!

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By *osh123454321Man
over a year ago

newport

Cum sock. Fill it right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you use to mop up your spunk after a wank??

I just lick it all up or rub it into my skin like moisturiser..."

I have the most disgusted look on my face ever right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a bit OCD so have a posh wank so it's not as much of an issue"

What's a posh wank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a bit OCD so have a posh wank so it's not as much of an issue

What's a posh wank?"

You use a condom

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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

You know those old socks with the holes in the toes, use one of them and bin it!

There's a use for everything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's where the Jack Russel comes in handy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinda depends if I'm doing sub or domme or alone.

I hope CSI get the blue light on my bed

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By *eardyBikerMan
over a year ago

nr stonehaven

Kitchen roll...strong and absorbent ...

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By *eachPreacherMan
over a year ago

Kent/London

I don't catch it, I simply spray my load everywhere in the vicinity to mark my territory

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"That's where the Jack Russel comes in handy "

Another one

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Tissues and baby wipes

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By *aughtybooyMan
over a year ago

maidstone

Scoop the whole lot up and goes straight to my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Google Cumpanion! Great for a spunk rag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best way to make a women scream and moan is to wipe it on the curtains

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By *osh123454321Man
over a year ago

newport


"That's where the Jack Russel comes in handy "

Can you explain please? Ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"6 days later and nobody has said 'your Mum'?

Disappointed tbh. "

This is up there with the most funny responses yet!! Well done to you, It made me cry laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's where the Jack Russel comes in handy

Can you explain please? Ha"

Maybe not?

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By *arksidesubCouple
over a year ago

not far from you..


"I'm a bit OCD so have a posh wank so it's not as much of an issue"

I'm their with you I'm OCD too..baby wipes..

Is everyone too lazy to go to the bathroom after? lol..xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I generally just let it fall onto the floor of the bus."

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's where the Jack Russel comes in handy

Can you explain please? Ha"

Sure, I've trained him to fetch the Kleenex

What was you thinking?

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By *objgukMan
over a year ago

Hebden Bridge

I have a business competitor's T Shirt that I use.....gives me great satisfaction

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By *haneleviMan
over a year ago

Kidderminster

Old pair of boxers, clean them now and again.

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By *osh123454321Man
over a year ago

newport


"That's where the Jack Russel comes in handy

Can you explain please? Ha

Sure, I've trained him to fetch the Kleenex

What was you thinking? "

That's ok then hah

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Normally angel, failing that....one sheet is plenty "

Is that said in an accent? Lol

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By *aughtySx OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Wigan Bolton North West

Anymore

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Bliney old thread. Tissue lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Karcher pressure washer, a squeegee, a mop and a bucket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually have a wank station set up when I have a play. I use and old bed sheet that way I can explode everywhere and it lands in the sheets....

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By *aughtySx OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Wigan Bolton North West

I use boxers lol. The same ones x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In tge sink

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By *ikstupp2Man
over a year ago

london

Tissue unless I’m using my wank egg lol

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Always got a soggy sock

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By *aughtySx OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Wigan Bolton North West


"Always got a soggy sock"

Let's see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get a team of industrial cleaners in, with powerful wet and dry vacs..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I use a small hand towel kept especially for spunking into and mopping it up "

Same here old hand towel is just right and easy to throw into the wash when it gets too crusty

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By *azsarCouple
over a year ago

bexhill

My uncle John but he told me it's our little secret ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet wipes or the cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one of those little plastic tubs you get with washing up powder, kept it years, perfect for shooting into and no mess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curtains, Cat, Pillow, Socks. Whichever is closest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dated a guy and on a first visit to his house, noticed the carpet at his side of the bed was very hard and crusty.

Yep, it was jizz

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By *urreyfun4funCouple
over a year ago

surrey

John loves to use a sheet of 0300 grit sand paper

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By *urreyfun4funCouple
over a year ago

surrey

John loves to use 0300 grit sand paper

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Curtains, Cat, Pillow, Socks. Whichever is closest."

Your poor pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dated a guy and on a first visit to his house, noticed the carpet at his side of the bed was very hard and crusty.

Yep, it was jizz "

The first time you stand in another man's jizz is a sobering moment

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By *one_Fishing83Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Don't need one when I'm using my tenga

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By *aughtySx OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Wigan Bolton North West


"Don't need one when I'm using my tenga "

Soggy egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you use to mop up your spunk after a wank?? "

Eat it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a wank sock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and a friend were joking about this a while ago. She kept accusing me of having a wanksock and how much abuse it got, so i eventually gave it a name and Winston Wanksock was born. Even thought about setting up a parody Twitter account for him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a cum towell

Occasionly I will have a posh wank with a condom

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By *ouplelookingforadultfunCouple
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

My wife's eager tongue.

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By *one_Fishing83Man
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Don't need one when I'm using my tenga

Soggy egg"

Not tried the eggs, they look a bit small, the twist is the best tenga I've tried

https://www.tenga.co.uk/products/air-tech-twist-reusable-vacuum-cup-tickle

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By *ickD38Man
over a year ago

Preston

Do we have to use the term "cum rag"?

The technical term is spankerchief. #StayClassy

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate


"Do we have to use the term "cum rag"?

The technical term is spankerchief. #StayClassy "

Sounds like a new term of abide to me - eff off you cum rag! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you use to mop up your spunk after a wank?? "

My tounge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever happens to be at hand in the washing basket, towel or tshirt usually.

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By *revaunanceCouple
over a year ago

Exeter


"What do you use to mop up your spunk after a wank?? "

This reminds me off the joke about three men talking about sex:

1st man. When I make love to my wife it feels so good I swear she levitates an inch off the bed.

2nd man. That's nothing. When I make love to my wife it feels so good I swear she levitates a foot off the bed.

3rd man. Losers! When I make love to my wife I wipe my cock on the curtains and she goes through the roof!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you use to mop up your spunk after a wank??

This reminds me off the joke about three men talking about sex:

1st man. When I make love to my wife it feels so good I swear she levitates an inch off the bed.

2nd man. That's nothing. When I make love to my wife it feels so good I swear she levitates a foot off the bed.

3rd man. Losers! When I make love to my wife I wipe my cock on the curtains and she goes through the roof!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Channel 55 and a box of tissues, that what I use for my sexual issues!!!!!!!

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By *iss GalitzineWoman
over a year ago

Near Bath

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By *iss GalitzineWoman
over a year ago

Near Bath


"I actually have a wank station set up when I have a play. I use and old bed sheet that way I can explode everywhere and it lands in the sheets...."

Wank station

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate


"Do we have to use the term "cum rag"?

The technical term is spankerchief. #StayClassy

Sounds like a new term of abide to me - eff off you cum rag! lol "

That was supposed to be 'sounds like a new term of abuse' - think I've been wanking too much lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often use a towel, or sometimes just shoot all over myself and then jump in the shower

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By *urreyfun4funCouple
over a year ago

surrey

Anybody else used sandpaper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Small furry animals, I buy them in bulk and donate them to my local reptile zoo afterwards.

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By *pal2Man
over a year ago

cumbria

I thought everyone used the curtains!

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

One of me exes sexy thongs - still have that 14 years after the divorce. It doesn't fit my current Mrs!

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By *aughtySx OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Wigan Bolton North West


"I thought everyone used the curtains! "

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