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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I find myself stroking my pussy when I'm motorway driving. Not in a dangerous way, just in a nice gentle relaxing way.

What do you do? xx

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By *indmill and weetabixCouple
over a year ago

Kettering

Drive along hoping we are on a higher vehicle to watch a sexy lady go past rubbing her sweet pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well I'll be driving back down the M1 at lunchtime xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find myself stroking my pussy when I'm motorway driving. Not in a dangerous way, just in a nice gentle relaxing way.

What do you do? xx"

What do you mean not in a dangerous way?

Both hands should be on the wheel, especially at speed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you'd need a long neck for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just confused as to how you could rub it dangerously

You're not holding some wire wool at the same time are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No I just thought Id preempt those who like to criticise and condemn anybody for doing anything remotely dangerous. It obviously didn't work xx

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By *irralvoyeur78Man
over a year ago

wirral

I love to grab my balls and Co k as I drive.. agree with the OP can be very relaxing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to roll a fag, eat my lunch, text my friends, scroll through my iTunes looking for a decent vibe, play withmyself as I watch porn on the DVD player.....

All in a non dangerous way, of course

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton


"No I just thought Id preempt those who like to criticise and condemn anybody for doing anything remotely dangerous. It obviously didn't work xx"

Maybe that's because what you are doing IS dangerous . If you want to put yourself a risk the that's down to you . But you are putting other drivers lives at risk by not keeping your hands on the wheel and mind and focus on the motorway. Is that really worth your sexual buzz??

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By *dstar01Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I find myself stroking my pussy when I'm motorway driving. Not in a dangerous way, just in a nice gentle relaxing way.

What do you do? xx

What do you mean not in a dangerous way?

Both hands should be on the wheel, especially at speed "

NO YOU DONT....

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By *dstar01Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"No I just thought Id preempt those who like to criticise and condemn anybody for doing anything remotely dangerous. It obviously didn't work xx

Maybe that's because what you are doing IS dangerous . If you want to put yourself a risk the that's down to you . But you are putting other drivers lives at risk by not keeping your hands on the wheel and mind and focus on the motorway. Is that really worth your sexual buzz??

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LIFE KILL ALERT CALL THE POLICE WE HAVE A LIVE ONE (careful people they walk amonfst us)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sssshhh. No need to start shouting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So your allowed to smoke while driving, eat while driving, talk on the phone hands free while driving, but I'm not allowed to stroke my pussy while driving? Xx

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton


"No I just thought Id preempt those who like to criticise and condemn anybody for doing anything remotely dangerous. It obviously didn't work xx

Maybe that's because what you are doing IS dangerous . If you want to put yourself a risk the that's down to you . But you are putting other drivers lives at risk by not keeping your hands on the wheel and mind and focus on the motorway. Is that really worth your sexual buzz??

LIFE KILL ALERT CALL THE POLICE WE HAVE A LIVE ONE (careful people they walk amonfst us)"

What part do you disagree exactly??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take care whilst driving, not placing myself, my passengers and other road users in danger!! OP, you are dangerously and stupidly irresponsible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So your allowed to smoke while driving, eat while driving, talk on the phone hands free while driving, but I'm not allowed to stroke my pussy while driving? Xx"

Allegedly

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

I will admit that in my younger years I gave my boyfriend at the time a blowjob whilst he was driving.

Totally nuts when you think about it. Not done it since as it's way too dangerous. But damn it was hot at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton


"So your allowed to smoke while driving, eat while driving, talk on the phone hands free while driving, but I'm not allowed to stroke my pussy while driving? Xx"

If you are not in full control of the vehicle then of course not. With one hand shoved between your legs I think that's not likely. But if you getting a thrill is more important than others safety then just carry on .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So your allowed to smoke while driving, eat while driving, talk on the phone hands free while driving, but I'm not allowed to stroke my pussy while driving? Xx"

There's a clip online I saw where a young lady ran into the back of a lorry. The rear camera filmed her removing her rabbit and popping it into her bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No I just thought Id preempt those who like to criticise and condemn anybody for doing anything remotely dangerous. It obviously didn't work xx"

Saying something that is moronicly stupid and a clear distraction while driving isn't dangerous doesn't make it safe...

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton


"I take care whilst driving, not placing myself, my passengers and other road users in danger!! OP, you are dangerously and stupidly irresponsible. "

Oh now you are just being a total buzz kill with you common sense .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find myself stroking my pussy when I'm motorway driving. Not in a dangerous way, just in a nice gentle relaxing way.

What do you do? xx

What do you mean not in a dangerous way?

Both hands should be on the wheel, especially at speed NO YOU DONT...."

YES YOU DO.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been wanked off and sucked off in a lay by and much more, never whilst driving though, seems it'd be uncomfortable when changing gear and stupidly dangerous.

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By *raceytvcdTV/TS
over a year ago

mansfield

Go girl keep on stroking

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield


"So your allowed to smoke while driving, eat while driving, talk on the phone hands free while driving, but I'm not allowed to stroke my pussy while driving? Xx"

I'm a professional drive so I have a better idea. Why don't I do the driving whilst you stroke your pussy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find myself stroking my pussy when I'm motorway driving. Not in a dangerous way, just in a nice gentle relaxing way.

What do you do? xx"

I Concentrate on driving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will admit that in my younger years I gave my boyfriend at the time a blowjob whilst he was driving.

Totally nuts when you think about it. Not done it since as it's way too dangerous. But damn it was hot at the time. "

I'm embarrassed to say I did this too in my youth But yes was very hot

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By *dstar01Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I find myself stroking my pussy when I'm motorway driving. Not in a dangerous way, just in a nice gentle relaxing way.

What do you do? xx

What do you mean not in a dangerous way?

Both hands should be on the wheel, especially at speed NO YOU DONT....

YES YOU DO....."

I am a professional driver I drive coaches with adults and children... and MOST of my driving is done with 1... yes 1 hand on the wheel through towns and city's on all typs of roads.... NO YOU DONT !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The forum police are out in force today.

You sort your own back yards out and I'll look after mine thank you. And if I like to rest my hand on my crotch while driving, there is nothing anybody can do about it because believe it or not, it's not illegal xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The forum police are out in force today.

You sort your own back yards out and I'll look after mine thank you. And if I like to rest my hand on my crotch while driving, there is nothing anybody can do about it because believe it or not, it's not illegal xx

"

Dont ask what people do if you cant take the responses

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By *dstar01Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"The forum police are out in force today.

You sort your own back yards out and I'll look after mine thank you. And if I like to rest my hand on my crotch while driving, there is nothing anybody can do about it because believe it or not, it's not illegal xx

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By *dstar01Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"The forum police are out in force today.

You sort your own back yards out and I'll look after mine thank you. And if I like to rest my hand on my crotch while driving, there is nothing anybody can do about it because believe it or not, it's not illegal xx

Dont ask what people do if you cant take the responses "

Or dont be an almighty cock about things get off your high horse and see it fo what it is!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The forum police are out in force today.

You sort your own back yards out and I'll look after mine thank you. And if I like to rest my hand on my crotch while driving, there is nothing anybody can do about it because believe it or not, it's not illegal xx

"

The post is getting exactly the response you expected...

And it's nothing to do with the 'forum police ' it's just that most people with half a brain realise that you have to be really fucking stupid or really fucking selfish to intentionally distract yourself while driving on a motorway.

Maybe if you lose a loved one due to someone's shit driving you'll get the reason people react so negatively to posts like this

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By *dstar01Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"The forum police are out in force today.

You sort your own back yards out and I'll look after mine thank you. And if I like to rest my hand on my crotch while driving, there is nothing anybody can do about it because believe it or not, it's not illegal xx

The post is getting exactly the response you expected...

And it's nothing to do with the 'forum police ' it's just that most people with half a brain realise that you have to be really fucking stupid or really fucking selfish to intentionally distract yourself while driving on a motorway.

Maybe if you lose a loved one due to someone's shit driving you'll get the reason people react so negatively to posts like this"

Not once did she say she distracted herself....not a single tim however the forum dogooders see fit to read that into it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The forum police are out in force today.

You sort your own back yards out and I'll look after mine thank you. And if I like to rest my hand on my crotch while driving, there is nothing anybody can do about it because believe it or not, it's not illegal xx

Dont ask what people do if you cant take the responses

Or dont be an almighty cock about things get off your high horse and see it fo what it is!! "

I get it mate, you would like to fuck the op... you shouldnt have to graft this hard though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

THINGS WHILE DRIVING:

Is biting your nails illegal ???

Is stroking your fingers through your hair illegal ????

Is smoking while driving illegal ???

Is eating while driving illegal ???

Is talking to each other illegal (passenger)???

Is scratching a insect bite illegal ???

Is drinking illegal ???

I don't know the answers but i am sure someone on here must ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stroke away OP I think ur awesome lol x

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By *dstar01Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"The forum police are out in force today.

You sort your own back yards out and I'll look after mine thank you. And if I like to rest my hand on my crotch while driving, there is nothing anybody can do about it because believe it or not, it's not illegal xx

Dont ask what people do if you cant take the responses

Or dont be an almighty cock about things get off your high horse and see it fo what it is!!

I get it mate, you would like to fuck the op... you shouldnt have to graft this hard though "

I would at that .... but she is not exclusive... you would fet it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find myself stroking my pussy when I'm motorway driving. Not in a dangerous way, just in a nice gentle relaxing way.

What do you do? xx

What do you mean not in a dangerous way?

Both hands should be on the wheel, especially at speed NO YOU DONT....

YES YOU DO.....

I am a professional driver I drive coaches with adults and children... and MOST of my driving is done with 1... yes 1 hand on the wheel through towns and city's on all typs of roads.... NO YOU DONT !!!"

Then i call your professionalism into question n hope i am never a passenger in your vehicle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For fuck sake. Are you all so perfect. Everyone of you is a perfect driver. . The lass is just giving herself a bit of comfort. Im sure we have all done something of the like. This is a sex site. We all have fantasies and dreams. Get over yourselfs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For fuck sake. Are you all so perfect. Everyone of you is a perfect driver. . The lass is just giving herself a bit of comfort. Im sure we have all done something of the like. This is a sex site. We all have fantasies and dreams. Get over yourselfs. "

Not a perfect driver.. just not a stupid one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The forum police are out in force today.

You sort your own back yards out and I'll look after mine thank you. And if I like to rest my hand on my crotch while driving, there is nothing anybody can do about it because believe it or not, it's not illegal xx

The post is getting exactly the response you expected...

And it's nothing to do with the 'forum police ' it's just that most people with half a brain realise that you have to be really fucking stupid or really fucking selfish to intentionally distract yourself while driving on a motorway.

Maybe if you lose a loved one due to someone's shit driving you'll get the reason people react so negatively to posts like this

Not once did she say she distracted herself....not a single tim however the forum dogooders see fit to read that into it"

Do you think that soneone sexually stimulating themselves while driving is 100% focused on the road?

Somethings don't need to be said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So your allowed to smoke while driving, eat while driving, talk on the phone hands free while driving, but I'm not allowed to stroke my pussy while driving? Xx"

I don't think you are allowed to smoke or eat while driving anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So your allowed to smoke while driving, eat while driving, talk on the phone hands free while driving, but I'm not allowed to stroke my pussy while driving? Xx"

I think for safety of all involved next time you drive anywhere you should let me stroke it for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For fuck sake. Are you all so perfect. Everyone of you is a perfect driver. . The lass is just giving herself a bit of comfort. Im sure we have all done something of the like. This is a sex site. We all have fantasies and dreams. Get over yourselfs.

Not a perfect driver.. just not a stupid one "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No I just thought Id preempt those who like to criticise and condemn anybody for doing anything remotely dangerous. It obviously didn't work xx"

It's full of fannies here lol and some even bareback. ... ooops wrong thread lol.

I rubbed my friend whilst on the back of my motorbike. She was very ready when we stopped.

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

If I'm playing with my pussy or someone else is I can't concentrate even if I'm not driving,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For fuck sake. Are you all so perfect. Everyone of you is a perfect driver. . The lass is just giving herself a bit of comfort. Im sure we have all done something of the like. This is a sex site. We all have fantasies and dreams. Get over yourselfs.

Not a perfect driver.. just not a stupid one "

Bet you've scratched you balls while driving or do you just allow the itch to remain?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"The forum police are out in force today.

You sort your own back yards out and I'll look after mine thank you. And if I like to rest my hand on my crotch while driving, there is nothing anybody can do about it because believe it or not, it's not illegal xx

"

There is a MASSIVE difference between "resting my hand on my crotch while driving" and "stroking my pussy when I'm motorway driving" as you originally stated though isn't there?

One suggests a position you find comfortable, the other suggests an act that is likely to cause distraction, not only to you, but potentially other road users (lorry driver pulls up alongside and decides to have a gawp taking his eyes off the road to do so, failing to spot the car in front that has braked for some reason...you can guess the rest).

Perhaps your original post was badly worded, and all you actually do IS rest your hand in your crotch over your jeans/skirt/whatever and find it comfortable or perhaps you wrote it the way you did to titillate and draw attention, knowing people would think you meant skirt pulled up, knickers pulled aside while you play with yourself (in a non-dangerous way of course!!).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never heard of such outlandish and stupid behaviour ! Whilst driving ???? Shocking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't believe the amount of negativity over this post. If you read the initial post you will realise she is just gently stroking. Not like she says she is vigorously bringing herself off, just enjoying her drive.

I bet many of you have sang along with the radio in the past, that's not really concentrating, changed the radio channel or swapped CD's. And I in w for a fact before it became 100% illegal that you would have checked a text (though few will admit it).

Just give her a break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For fuck sake. Are you all so perfect. Everyone of you is a perfect driver. . The lass is just giving herself a bit of comfort. Im sure we have all done something of the like. This is a sex site. We all have fantasies and dreams. Get over yourselfs.

Not a perfect driver.. just not a stupid one

Bet you've scratched you balls while driving or do you just allow the itch to remain?"

I dont usually get itchy balls mate.. i shower daily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The forum police are out in force today.

You sort your own back yards out and I'll look after mine thank you. And if I like to rest my hand on my crotch while driving, there is nothing anybody can do about it because believe it or not, it's not illegal xx

"

I think your very stupid, selfish and ignorant. I won't shed any tears for you when they scrape you off the motorway bridge. There's other people using the motorway you know. It's not forum police, it's just plain common sense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a bloke had posted he enjoyed rubbing his cock wile driving I reckon half the men defending the OP would have been all for putting them on the sex offenders tegister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm starting a petition for the death penalty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't believe the amount of negativity over this post. If you read the initial post you will realise she is just gently stroking. Not like she says she is vigorously bringing herself off, just enjoying her drive.

I bet many of you have sang along with the radio in the past, that's not really concentrating, changed the radio channel or swapped CD's. And I in w for a fact before it became 100% illegal that you would have checked a text (though few will admit it).

Just give her a break"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find myself stroking my pussy when I'm motorway driving. Not in a dangerous way, just in a nice gentle relaxing way.

What do you do? xx

What do you mean not in a dangerous way?

Both hands should be on the wheel, especially at speed NO YOU DONT....

YES YOU DO.....

I am a professional driver I drive coaches with adults and children... and MOST of my driving is done with 1... yes 1 hand on the wheel through towns and city's on all typs of roads.... NO YOU DONT !!!

Then i call your professionalism into question n hope i am never a passenger in your vehicle

Then tell me oh friggin great one how do i change gear??? Dick head

And how do you know you werent???"

Dickhead?

Hahaha I guess i win that debate .

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By *aul020269Man
over a year ago

bidford on Avon

Had sex with the girlfriend on the m6 sucked me off gave her pussy a good licking shoved my fingers up her ass then my tongue mmmmm climb in the back and fucked her senseless close shave loads of police about big crash behind us don't know what caused it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read a story last year about a woman getting arrested for pleasuring herself whilst driving down the motorway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read a story last year about a woman getting arrested for pleasuring herself whilst driving down the motorway. "

True, a truck driver reported her for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as your pussy is putting I don't see a problem I like to sit over the wheel on the bus to get the vibrations lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As long as your pussy is putting I don't see a problem I like to sit over the wheel on the bus to get the vibrations lol x"

Purring lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The forum police are out in force today.

You sort your own back yards out and I'll look after mine thank you. And if I like to rest my hand on my crotch while driving, there is nothing anybody can do about it because believe it or not, it's not illegal xx

The post is getting exactly the response you expected...

And it's nothing to do with the 'forum police ' it's just that most people with half a brain realise that you have to be really fucking stupid or really fucking selfish to intentionally distract yourself while driving on a motorway.

Maybe if you lose a loved one due to someone's shit driving you'll get the reason people react so negatively to posts like this"

Well said

We lost a family member due to another persons careless driving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stupid and selfish...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When they scr ape me off a motorway bridge!!!!!

What a wonderful outlook on life you must have.

You lot are truly unbelievable. You follow your own health and safety self policing procedures made up in your own heads, I'll continue to be a free spirit and make my own judgements on what I deem dangerous or unnecessary. I've managed to get to nearly 50 without killing or hurting anybody so far.

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

I've been on the road since 6 this morning and about 7 hours drive time and approximately 3 hours fiddling to see how long I could stay hard for, fatigue is setting in..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just to be clear, I'm not fucking myself with a 12 inch dildo while live streaming to Facebook doing 80 down the motorway. I had my hand on my lap and found myself without realising rubbing my pussy, in a soothing relaxing way while paying full attention to the road. And I'm sorry if any of you have lost loved ones in car accidents, but I can assure I was endangering no one. Perhaps you can all jump down from your high horses now and get over yourselves.

Happy Winky Wanky Wednesday xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they scr ape me off a motorway bridge!!!!!

What a wonderful outlook on life you must have.

You lot are truly unbelievable. You follow your own health and safety self policing procedures made up in your own heads, I'll continue to be a free spirit and make my own judgements on what I deem dangerous or unnecessary. I've managed to get to nearly 50 without killing or hurting anybody so far."

I've lost 4 people in rta's one who died when the car was going at less than 30 mph

Don't give a shit if you can get to nearly 50... You have a risk of killing people what ever speed. You can't be paying full attention to the road when your driving if your playing. You can get to standing traffic at any point suddenly. keep doing what you do and you will end up killing yourself or somebody else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op its as bad as being on your mobile . When driving you should just do that .

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I've been on the road since 6 this morning and about 7 hours drive time and approximately 3 hours fiddling to see how long I could stay hard for, fatigue is setting in.."

That explains a lot!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they scr ape me off a motorway bridge!!!!!

What a wonderful outlook on life you must have.

You lot are truly unbelievable. You follow your own health and safety self policing procedures made up in your own heads, I'll continue to be a free spirit and make my own judgements on what I deem dangerous or unnecessary. I've managed to get to nearly 50 without killing or hurting anybody so far.

I've lost 4 people in rta's one who died when the car was going at less than 30 mph

Don't give a shit if you can get to nearly 50... You have a risk of killing people what ever speed. You can't be paying full attention to the road when your driving if your playing. You can get to standing traffic at any point suddenly. keep doing what you do and you will end up killing yourself or somebody else. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find myself stroking my pussy when I'm motorway driving. Not in a dangerous way, just in a nice gentle relaxing way.

What do you do? xx"

Just as long as you are not stroking it with your mobile phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The forum police are out in force today.

You sort your own back yards out and I'll look after mine thank you. And if I like to rest my hand on my crotch while driving, there is nothing anybody can do about it because believe it or not, it's not illegal xx

"

driving without due care and attention is most definitely illegal and resting your hand on your crotch is not how you described it initially...that kind of back pedalling is most definitely going to leave skid marks though...

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By *otnew16Man
over a year ago

Dartford

Never happens to me when driving my truck on the M1!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they scr ape me off a motorway bridge!!!!!

What a wonderful outlook on life you must have.

You lot are truly unbelievable. You follow your own health and safety self policing procedures made up in your own heads, I'll continue to be a free spirit and make my own judgements on what I deem dangerous or unnecessary. I've managed to get to nearly 50 without killing or hurting anybody so far."

I thought I was a pretty good driver too. Until I nearly killed myself and a family travelling the opposite way because I was distracted.

Indeed, I was far less distracted than I would have been if I was touching myself up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, taking into consideration the forum police comments, I think in future you should take me on your longer trips then I can stroke your pussy while you keep both hands on the wheel

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond


"I find myself stroking my pussy when I'm motorway driving. Not in a dangerous way, just in a nice gentle relaxing way.

What do you do? xx

Just as long as you are not stroking it with your mobile phone "

Nope, I've stopped at the services to do that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had my feet up on the dash legs open playing with myself going past truckers and anyone higher that can see ..... but then I don't drive and was the passenger

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World


"I find myself stroking my pussy when I'm motorway driving. Not in a dangerous way, just in a nice gentle relaxing way.

What do you do? xx

What do you mean not in a dangerous way?

Both hands should be on the wheel, especially at speed NO YOU DONT....

YES YOU DO.....

I am a professional driver I drive coaches with adults and children... and MOST of my driving is done with 1... yes 1 hand on the wheel through towns and city's on all typs of roads.... NO YOU DONT !!!"

If you are a professional coach driver, like my husband is, also HGV driver, you should know that legally you should have 2 hands on the wheel while driving. I think you need a refresher course my friend.

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By *orny and KinkyCouple
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

I followed a woman on the m25 yesterday.She was in the fast lane, using her rear view mirror to apply her make up.She was using her knees to steer! I was so disgusted that someone could have such a blatant disregard for others safety.I nearly dropped my razor , in my cornflakes!!

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

My home town saw an RTA a couple of years ago caused by a couple preforming a sex act. After he lost control, she was thrown clear and found dead on the roadside naked from the waist down. He was found in the driver's seat with his jeans round his ankles, failed a breath test, now serving 6 years. Her kids will grow up in a world where no one knows anything about their mother but the embarrassing circumstances of her death.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My home town saw an RTA a couple of years ago caused by a couple preforming a sex act. After he lost control, she was thrown clear and found dead on the roadside naked from the waist down. He was found in the driver's seat with his jeans round his ankles, failed a breath test, now serving 6 years. Her kids will grow up in a world where no one knows anything about their mother but the embarrassing circumstances of her death. "

A similar incident happened on the M40 since I've lived up here too. I don't think they died, but certainly it was the sex act that caused the crash.

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By *dstar01Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I find myself stroking my pussy when I'm motorway driving. Not in a dangerous way, just in a nice gentle relaxing way.

What do you do? xx

What do you mean not in a dangerous way?

Both hands should be on the wheel, especially at speed NO YOU DONT....

YES YOU DO.....

I am a professional driver I drive coaches with adults and children... and MOST of my driving is done with 1... yes 1 hand on the wheel through towns and city's on all typs of roads.... NO YOU DONT !!!

If you are a professional coach driver, like my husband is, also HGV driver, you should know that legally you should have 2 hands on the wheel while driving. I think you need a refresher course my friend."

No IF about it dear so tell me how i should change gear??? Please i need re educating..

. Please tell me pretty please

Don not ever assume to call me your friend ...

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By *dstar01Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I find myself stroking my pussy when I'm motorway driving. Not in a dangerous way, just in a nice gentle relaxing way.

What do you do? xx

What do you mean not in a dangerous way?

Both hands should be on the wheel, especially at speed NO YOU DONT....

YES YOU DO.....

I am a professional driver I drive coaches with adults and children... and MOST of my driving is done with 1... yes 1 hand on the wheel through towns and city's on all typs of roads.... NO YOU DONT !!!

Then i call your professionalism into question n hope i am never a passenger in your vehicle

Then tell me oh friggin great one how do i change gear??? Dick head

And how do you know you werent???

Dickhead?

Hahaha I guess i win that debate .

"

Yes you did... now go get your badge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

If you are a professional coach driver, like my husband is, also HGV driver, you should know that legally you should have 2 hands on the wheel while driving. I think you need a refresher course my friend."

Can you point out the law and it's penalty for driving one handed please?

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By *dstar01Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Just to be clear, I'm not fucking myself with a 12 inch dildo while live streaming to Facebook doing 80 down the motorway. I had my hand on my lap and found myself without realising rubbing my pussy, in a soothing relaxing way while paying full attention to the road. And I'm sorry if any of you have lost loved ones in car accidents, but I can assure I was endangering no one. Perhaps you can all jump down from your high horses now and get over yourselves.

Happy Winky Wanky Wednesday xx"

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton


"Just to be clear, I'm not fucking myself with a 12 inch dildo while live streaming to Facebook doing 80 down the motorway. I had my hand on my lap and found myself without realising rubbing my pussy, in a soothing relaxing way while paying full attention to the road. And I'm sorry if any of you have lost loved ones in car accidents, but I can assure I was endangering no one. Perhaps you can all jump down from your high horses now and get over yourselves.

Happy Winky Wanky Wednesday xx"

Wow. Your sense of entitlement is just unreal ! To hell with every other person on the road I'll do what I want and delude myself I'm in total control of the car !

You were stimulating yourself sexually, do not for one second think that your concentration was totally on the road ahead or that you had full control of your motor . You hit a pot hole ,oil or gravel ect and you have ZERO hope of controlling that with one hand on the wheel .

Your blaze way you try to justify your actions and weak platitudes to those who lost people due to others idiotic action on the roads is just distasteful. It's blind dumb luck you haven't been hurt or someone else .

They call it a road collision now as accident infers no one is to blame . Your actions could have serious reprocussions.... sooner you wake up to that fact the better .

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By *dstar01Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Just to be clear, I'm not fucking myself with a 12 inch dildo while live streaming to Facebook doing 80 down the motorway. I had my hand on my lap and found myself without realising rubbing my pussy, in a soothing relaxing way while paying full attention to the road. And I'm sorry if any of you have lost loved ones in car accidents, but I can assure I was endangering no one. Perhaps you can all jump down from your high horses now and get over yourselves.

Happy Winky Wanky Wednesday xx

Wow. Your sense of entitlement is just unreal ! To hell with every other person on the road I'll do what I want and delude myself I'm in total control of the car !

You were stimulating yourself sexually, do not for one second think that your concentration was totally on the road ahead or that you had full control of your motor . You hit a pot hole ,oil or gravel ect and you have ZERO hope of controlling that with one hand on the wheel .

Your blaze way you try to justify your actions and weak platitudes to those who lost people due to others idiotic action on the roads is just distasteful. It's blind dumb luck you haven't been hurt or someone else .

They call it a road collision now as accident infers no one is to blame . Your actions could have serious reprocussions.... sooner you wake up to that fact the better . "

Careful on that high horse... chances are you might fall and hurt yourself.... unless you are wearing a seatbelt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find myself stroking my pussy when I'm motorway driving. Not in a dangerous way, just in a nice gentle relaxing way.

What do you do? xx

What do you mean not in a dangerous way?

Both hands should be on the wheel, especially at speed NO YOU DONT....

YES YOU DO.....

I am a professional driver I drive coaches with adults and children... and MOST of my driving is done with 1... yes 1 hand on the wheel through towns and city's on all typs of roads.... NO YOU DONT !!!

If you are a professional coach driver, like my husband is, also HGV driver, you should know that legally you should have 2 hands on the wheel while driving. I think you need a refresher course my friend.

No IF about it dear so tell me how i should change gear??? Please i need re educating..

. Please tell me pretty please

Don not ever assume to call me your friend ..."

chage gear, stick your hand straight back on the wheel. changing gear isn't 'driving with one hand' it's changing gear...you know this already though and are being pedantic.

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

A mate of mine,was having a blow job off his girlfriend when he came he wiped out five cars,try explaining that to the police,

Thankfully no one was hurt bloody idiot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have known people to black out when having a O .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have known people to black out when having a O ....... "

orange? orang utan round for dinner? overly strong drink? what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow, im not even sure I have the words to respond to this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The concerning thing is was the op texting this on this thread whilst driving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like to roll a fag, eat my lunch, text my friends, scroll through my iTunes looking for a decent vibe, play withmyself as I watch porn on the DVD player.....

All in a non dangerous way, of course "

a driver with Eddie Stoddart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread lacks common sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Live a little cheeky little play is just abit of fun obviously getting your wand out and using that maybe abit to far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Live a little cheeky little play is just abit of fun obviously getting your wand out and using that maybe abit to far"

are you serious? i hope you never have to sit and watch people being dragged from an accident youve caused with your 'bit of fun'...how can anyone be stupid enough to think thats ok when youre driving...presuambly the same ones who thinks its ok to text,and drive 'just a bit' over the limit..

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull


"Had sex with the girlfriend on the m6 sucked me off gave her pussy a good licking shoved my fingers up her ass then my tongue mmmmm climb in the back and fucked her senseless close shave loads of police about big crash behind us don't know what caused it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is surely worse than using a mobile phone

Can't believe people would touch themselves while driving. What selfish and dangerous behaviour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love playing and driving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So your allowed to smoke while driving, eat while driving, talk on the phone hands free while driving, but I'm not allowed to stroke my pussy while driving? Xx"

Driving while not being in total control of the vehicle will lead to a prosecution. If you have a accident while driving using a hands free kit and it's deemed that this contributed to the accident then you can also be prosecuted

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By *dstar01Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I find myself stroking my pussy when I'm motorway driving. Not in a dangerous way, just in a nice gentle relaxing way.

What do you do? xx

What do you mean not in a dangerous way?

Both hands should be on the wheel, especially at speed NO YOU DONT....

YES YOU DO.....

I am a professional driver I drive coaches with adults and children... and MOST of my driving is done with 1... yes 1 hand on the wheel through towns and city's on all typs of roads.... NO YOU DONT !!!

If you are a professional coach driver, like my husband is, also HGV driver, you should know that legally you should have 2 hands on the wheel while driving. I think you need a refresher course my friend.

No IF about it dear so tell me how i should change gear??? Please i need re educating..

. Please tell me pretty please

Don not ever assume to call me your friend ...

chage gear, stick your hand straight back on the wheel. changing gear isn't 'driving with one hand' it's changing gear...you know this already though and are being pedantic."

So in a large vehicle where you have more than 5 forward gears some low and some high ratio... how lobg do you think your hands are on the wheel before you need to start changing down again???? Tell me please tell me... ive been breaking the law all these years.... please tell me where i need to hand myself in please....

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By *xywelshguyMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

Jeeeez u guys just love a good rant! Everyone of you that have bitched and ranted at her, I hope your driving justifies the crap your talking about?

Your saying that everytime you have driven your cars you have had 2 hands on the wheel and do everything by the book?

I doubt that very much!

You choose to ignore the key facts of what she's saying just so you can have a good bitch cause you probably have nothing better to do!

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By *dstar01Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Jeeeez u guys just love a good rant! Everyone of you that have bitched and ranted at her, I hope your driving justifies the crap your talking about?

Your saying that everytime you have driven your cars you have had 2 hands on the wheel and do everything by the book?

I doubt that very much!

You choose to ignore the key facts of what she's saying just so you can have a good bitch cause you probably have nothing better to do!"

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"The forum police are out in force today.

You sort your own back yards out and I'll look after mine thank you. And if I like to rest my hand on my crotch while driving, there is nothing anybody can do about it because believe it or not, it's not illegal xx

The post is getting exactly the response you expected...

And it's nothing to do with the 'forum police ' it's just that most people with half a brain realise that you have to be really fucking stupid or really fucking selfish to intentionally distract yourself while driving on a motorway.

Maybe if you lose a loved one due to someone's shit driving you'll get the reason people react so negatively to posts like this

Not once did she say she distracted herself....not a single tim however the forum dogooders see fit to read that into it"

If they aren't distracting themselves by stroking their pussy then they ain't doing it right lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Jeeeez u guys just love a good rant! Everyone of you that have bitched and ranted at her, I hope your driving justifies the crap your talking about?

Your saying that everytime you have driven your cars you have had 2 hands on the wheel and do everything by the book?

I doubt that very much!

You choose to ignore the key facts of what she's saying just so you can have a good bitch cause you probably have nothing better to do!"

What are the key facts people have been ignoring then?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I find myself stroking my pussy when I'm motorway driving. Not in a dangerous way, just in a nice gentle relaxing way.

What do you do? xx

What do you mean not in a dangerous way?

Both hands should be on the wheel, especially at speed NO YOU DONT....

YES YOU DO.....

I am a professional driver I drive coaches with adults and children... and MOST of my driving is done with 1... yes 1 hand on the wheel through towns and city's on all typs of roads.... NO YOU DONT !!!

If you are a professional coach driver, like my husband is, also HGV driver, you should know that legally you should have 2 hands on the wheel while driving. I think you need a refresher course my friend.

No IF about it dear so tell me how i should change gear??? Please i need re educating..

. Please tell me pretty please

Don not ever assume to call me your friend ...

chage gear, stick your hand straight back on the wheel. changing gear isn't 'driving with one hand' it's changing gear...you know this already though and are being pedantic.

So in a large vehicle where you have more than 5 forward gears some low and some high ratio... how lobg do you think your hands are on the wheel before you need to start changing down again???? Tell me please tell me... ive been breaking the law all these years.... please tell me where i need to hand myself in please...."

Why do you have to be so patronising?

Changing gear is a considered part of driving that you are taught to do safely and in a controlled manner.

Having a wank isn't and there is the key Fucking difference.

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By *xywelshguyMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

Evie clearly not having a very eventful evening

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over a year ago


"Jeeeez u guys just love a good rant! Everyone of you that have bitched and ranted at her, I hope your driving justifies the crap your talking about?

Your saying that everytime you have driven your cars you have had 2 hands on the wheel and do everything by the book?

I doubt that very much!

You choose to ignore the key facts of what she's saying just so you can have a good bitch cause you probably have nothing better to do!"

I do keep both hands on the wheel except when changing gear. I am a safe driver.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax


"The forum police are out in force today.

You sort your own back yards out and I'll look after mine thank you. And if I like to rest my hand on my crotch while driving, there is nothing anybody can do about it because believe it or not, it's not illegal xx

The post is getting exactly the response you expected...

And it's nothing to do with the 'forum police ' it's just that most people with half a brain realise that you have to be really fucking stupid or really fucking selfish to intentionally distract yourself while driving on a motorway.

Maybe if you lose a loved one due to someone's shit driving you'll get the reason people react so negatively to posts like this"

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By *xywelshguyMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

Well done nellie ??

Could you be the worlds first immaculate driver?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find myself stroking my pussy when I'm motorway driving. Not in a dangerous way, just in a nice gentle relaxing way.

What do you do? xx

What do you mean not in a dangerous way?

Both hands should be on the wheel, especially at speed NO YOU DONT....

YES YOU DO.....

I am a professional driver I drive coaches with adults and children... and MOST of my driving is done with 1... yes 1 hand on the wheel through towns and city's on all typs of roads.... NO YOU DONT !!!

If you are a professional coach driver, like my husband is, also HGV driver, you should know that legally you should have 2 hands on the wheel while driving. I think you need a refresher course my friend.

No IF about it dear so tell me how i should change gear??? Please i need re educating..

. Please tell me pretty please

Don not ever assume to call me your friend ...

chage gear, stick your hand straight back on the wheel. changing gear isn't 'driving with one hand' it's changing gear...you know this already though and are being pedantic.

So in a large vehicle where you have more than 5 forward gears some low and some high ratio... how lobg do you think your hands are on the wheel before you need to start changing down again???? Tell me please tell me... ive been breaking the law all these years.... please tell me where i need to hand myself in please....

Why do you have to be so patronising?

Changing gear is a considered part of driving that you are taught to do safely and in a controlled manner.

Having a wank isn't and there is the key Fucking difference. "

this your supposed to be changing gear, as taught...if you cast you mind back to your lessons, depress the clutch, change gear and hand back on the wheel and foot off the clutch and back to the floor.

i forget the procedure for touching yourself up whilst driving...must have missed that one.

i find this with so called professional drivers though, they do it for a living and drive so much they become complacent and a little too sure of themselves whilst actually not being all that amazing. not all, but some.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"

Don not ever assume to call me your friend ...

chage gear, stick your hand straight back on the wheel. changing gear isn't 'driving with one hand' it's changing gear...you know this already though and are being pedantic.

So in a large vehicle where you have more than 5 forward gears some low and some high ratio... how lobg do you think your hands are on the wheel before you need to start changing down again???? Tell me please tell me... ive been breaking the law all these years.... please tell me where i need to hand myself in please...."

In your example don't you need 2 hands available - 1 to steer and 1 to change gear? I'm not an hgv expert like you, but I can drive and can count how many hands are needed.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"No I just thought Id preempt those who like to criticise and condemn anybody for doing anything remotely dangerous. It obviously didn't work xx"

Damn us people who like to think other people on the road might spare a thought for our safety as we do for theirs.

We are the pits aren't we

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Evie clearly not having a very eventful evening "

Been lazing around a pool all day, just getting ready to go out so thought I'd catch up on some fab outrage!

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By *ainaldoMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I've undone my trousers on the odd occasion in th dark, on the motorway - sometimes you just can't resist!

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By *dstar01Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I find myself stroking my pussy when I'm motorway driving. Not in a dangerous way, just in a nice gentle relaxing way.

What do you do? xx

What do you mean not in a dangerous way?

Both hands should be on the wheel, especially at speed NO YOU DONT....

YES YOU DO.....

I am a professional driver I drive coaches with adults and children... and MOST of my driving is done with 1... yes 1 hand on the wheel through towns and city's on all typs of roads.... NO YOU DONT !!!

If you are a professional coach driver, like my husband is, also HGV driver, you should know that legally you should have 2 hands on the wheel while driving. I think you need a refresher course my friend.

No IF about it dear so tell me how i should change gear??? Please i need re educating..

. Please tell me pretty please

Don not ever assume to call me your friend ...

chage gear, stick your hand straight back on the wheel. changing gear isn't 'driving with one hand' it's changing gear...you know this already though and are being pedantic.

So in a large vehicle where you have more than 5 forward gears some low and some high ratio... how lobg do you think your hands are on the wheel before you need to start changing down again???? Tell me please tell me... ive been breaking the law all these years.... please tell me where i need to hand myself in please....

Why do you have to be so patronising?

Changing gear is a considered part of driving that you are taught to do safely and in a controlled manner.

Having a wank isn't and there is the key Fucking difference. "

Who was having a wank??? And I was patronising because someone brought my proffesionalism into question by saying not having both hands on the wheel is breaking the fucking law... had to stick a fucking in somewhere x

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I find myself stroking my pussy when I'm motorway driving. Not in a dangerous way, just in a nice gentle relaxing way.

What do you do? xx

What do you mean not in a dangerous way?

Both hands should be on the wheel, especially at speed NO YOU DONT....

YES YOU DO.....

I am a professional driver I drive coaches with adults and children... and MOST of my driving is done with 1... yes 1 hand on the wheel through towns and city's on all typs of roads.... NO YOU DONT !!!

If you are a professional coach driver, like my husband is, also HGV driver, you should know that legally you should have 2 hands on the wheel while driving. I think you need a refresher course my friend.

No IF about it dear so tell me how i should change gear??? Please i need re educating..

. Please tell me pretty please

Don not ever assume to call me your friend ...

chage gear, stick your hand straight back on the wheel. changing gear isn't 'driving with one hand' it's changing gear...you know this already though and are being pedantic.

So in a large vehicle where you have more than 5 forward gears some low and some high ratio... how lobg do you think your hands are on the wheel before you need to start changing down again???? Tell me please tell me... ive been breaking the law all these years.... please tell me where i need to hand myself in please....

Why do you have to be so patronising?

Changing gear is a considered part of driving that you are taught to do safely and in a controlled manner.

Having a wank isn't and there is the key Fucking difference.

Who was having a wank??? And I was patronising because someone brought my proffesionalism into question by saying not having both hands on the wheel is breaking the fucking law... had to stick a fucking in somewhere x"

Good filter thread OP

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By *xywelshguyMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

Or a cheeky finger ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is surely worse than using a mobile phone

Can't believe people would touch themselves while driving. What selfish and dangerous behaviour."

Im outraged!

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over a year ago


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Don not ever assume to call me your friend ...

chage gear, stick your hand straight back on the wheel. changing gear isn't 'driving with one hand' it's changing gear...you know this already though and are being pedantic.

So in a large vehicle where you have more than 5 forward gears some low and some high ratio... how lobg do you think your hands are on the wheel before you need to start changing down again???? Tell me please tell me... ive been breaking the law all these years.... please tell me where i need to hand myself in please....

In your example don't you need 2 hands available - 1 to steer and 1 to change gear? I'm not an hgv expert like you, but I can drive and can count how many hands are needed."

ooooh! have you seen terminator two (of course you have) you know the bit near the end where the t1000 is in the helicopter? he grows a hand from his stomach to take control of said 'copter while he reloads his weapon..you barely notice it, well, i didn't for ages, but i'm stupid and i digress...this chap might be able to do that i was thinking, he can maintain full control while conveniently being able to stroke one off

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By *dstar01Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"This is surely worse than using a mobile phone

Can't believe people would touch themselves while driving. What selfish and dangerous behaviour.

Im outraged!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my dad always told me when I was learning to drive to treat every other road user like they are an idiot. It would appear he spoke great words of wisdom judging by a few of the comments on here today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is illegal, driving without due care and attention, lewd behaviour in public and if there are kids in a higher up car or coach that are watching you play with yourself then its sex offenders register too.

We all know when pleasuring ourselves it starts to feel good to the point our eyes start to close so unless you can drive with your eyes closed then just dont. Save it until you are home or somewhere else private.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Down right dangerous and idiotic behaviour. Ffs go home and have a lady wank if you're that desparate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i studied George Orwells 1984 at school, I thought it sounded far fetched, hideous and unrealistic as a potential future.

As the years go on I realise what with Facebook and other social media platforms that George wasn't so far off. We now have Hate Crimes, and we've through social media we have created our own Thought Police.

In my life experience I have learnt that those that are so eager to condemn others, shouting their mass social morals at others are the ones that are the outcasts of the real social mores xx

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By *JcouplemidlandsCouple
over a year ago

Peak District

I think its a very reckless and stupid thing to do... will finish giving my opinion later, its a bit hard to type while trying to indicate and change gear.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"i studied George Orwells 1984 at school, I thought it sounded far fetched, hideous and unrealistic as a potential future.

As the years go on I realise what with Facebook and other social media platforms that George wasn't so far off. We now have Hate Crimes, and we've through social media we have created our own Thought Police.

In my life experience I have learnt that those that are so eager to condemn others, shouting their mass social morals at others are the ones that are the outcasts of the real social mores xx"

I don't do Facebook and I don't take part in crime at all.

What you do is potentially dangerous and a fair few of us disagree with it.

Suck it up rather than making out we're the dangerous ones with no thought for others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive just been on a speed awareness course today - you wouldnt be stroking anything after attending one of those - you would be 100% paying attention to the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God some boring people on here and it probably perks the drive up as well, most people drive with one hand only or smoking,drinking and even eating all come with a bit of danger.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ive just been on a speed awareness course today - you wouldnt be stroking anything after attending one of those - you would be 100% paying attention to the road

"

I've been on one, I found it conformist and unrealistic, I don't count the space of the lampposts to know what the speed limit is. I'd find it distracting to my driving. I'd rather keep my eyes on the road and the potential dangers in front of me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i studied George Orwells 1984 at school, I thought it sounded far fetched, hideous and unrealistic as a potential future.

As the years go on I realise what with Facebook and other social media platforms that George wasn't so far off. We now have Hate Crimes, and we've through social media we have created our own Thought Police.

In my life experience I have learnt that those that are so eager to condemn others, shouting their mass social morals at others are the ones that are the outcasts of the real social mores xx

I don't do Facebook and I don't take part in crime at all.

What you do is potentially dangerous and a fair few of us disagree with it.

Suck it up rather than making out we're the dangerous ones with no thought for others."

Do you drive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive just been on a speed awareness course today - you wouldnt be stroking anything after attending one of those - you would be 100% paying attention to the road

I've been on one, I found it conformist and unrealistic, I don't count the space of the lampposts to know what the speed limit is. I'd find it distracting to my driving. I'd rather keep my eyes on the road and the potential dangers in front of me. "

we werent told to count lamposts -it was a really good 4 hours - the two fellas that presented it were a real hoot and made it really good but wow it hit home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've undone my trousers on the odd occasion in th dark, on the motorway - sometimes you just can't resist!"

Have you considered getting some self control? Most other people can manage to resist - if you can't, perhaps you should see a medical professional?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"What you do is potentially dangerous and a fair few of us disagree with it.

Suck it up rather than making out we're the dangerous ones with no thought for others.

Do you drive?"

Relevance?

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By *dstar01Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I've undone my trousers on the odd occasion in th dark, on the motorway - sometimes you just can't resist!

Have you considered getting some self control? Most other people can manage to resist - if you can't, perhaps you should see a medical professional?"

Condescending much!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive just been on a speed awareness course today - you wouldnt be stroking anything after attending one of those - you would be 100% paying attention to the road

I've been on one, I found it conformist and unrealistic, I don't count the space of the lampposts to know what the speed limit is. I'd find it distracting to my driving. I'd rather keep my eyes on the road and the potential dangers in front of me. "

I think you just need to hand your driving licence over and have it ripped up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What you do is potentially dangerous and a fair few of us disagree with it.

Suck it up rather than making out we're the dangerous ones with no thought for others.

Do you drive?

Relevance? "

There's a surprise!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ive just been on a speed awareness course today - you wouldnt be stroking anything after attending one of those - you would be 100% paying attention to the road

I've been on one, I found it conformist and unrealistic, I don't count the space of the lampposts to know what the speed limit is. I'd find it distracting to my driving. I'd rather keep my eyes on the road and the potential dangers in front of me.

I think you just need to hand your driving licence over and have it ripped up"

And I think you need to open your mind and not follow so many rules. Hey hoe, different folks different strokes xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive just been on a speed awareness course today - you wouldnt be stroking anything after attending one of those - you would be 100% paying attention to the road

I've been on one, I found it conformist and unrealistic, I don't count the space of the lampposts to know what the speed limit is. I'd find it distracting to my driving. I'd rather keep my eyes on the road and the potential dangers in front of me.

I think you just need to hand your driving licence over and have it ripped up

And I think you need to open your mind and not follow so many rules. Hey hoe, different folks different strokes xx"

Hmm following rules whilst driving several tonnes of car which can as we've seen today kill multiple people or risk countless lives to get off. Remember there's a lot of people in this world that dont want to see what you are doing either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i studied George Orwells 1984 at school, I thought it sounded far fetched, hideous and unrealistic as a potential future.

As the years go on I realise what with Facebook and other social media platforms that George wasn't so far off. We now have Hate Crimes, and we've through social media we have created our own Thought Police.

In my life experience I have learnt that those that are so eager to condemn others, shouting their mass social morals at others are the ones that are the outcasts of the real social mores xx"

Wtf are you on about

Just rub your clit at home. Simple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive just been on a speed awareness course today - you wouldnt be stroking anything after attending one of those - you would be 100% paying attention to the road

I've been on one, I found it conformist and unrealistic, I don't count the space of the lampposts to know what the speed limit is. I'd find it distracting to my driving. I'd rather keep my eyes on the road and the potential dangers in front of me.

I think you just need to hand your driving licence over and have it ripped up

And I think you need to open your mind and not follow so many rules. Hey hoe, different folks different strokes xx"

I hope you hit a tree and not a pedestrian

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ive just been on a speed awareness course today - you wouldnt be stroking anything after attending one of those - you would be 100% paying attention to the road

I've been on one, I found it conformist and unrealistic, I don't count the space of the lampposts to know what the speed limit is. I'd find it distracting to my driving. I'd rather keep my eyes on the road and the potential dangers in front of me.

I think you just need to hand your driving licence over and have it ripped up

And I think you need to open your mind and not follow so many rules. Hey hoe, different folks different strokes xx

Hmm following rules whilst driving several tonnes of car which can as we've seen today kill multiple people or risk countless lives to get off. Remember there's a lot of people in this world that dont want to see what you are doing either. "

Do you feel better now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive just been on a speed awareness course today - you wouldnt be stroking anything after attending one of those - you would be 100% paying attention to the road

I've been on one, I found it conformist and unrealistic, I don't count the space of the lampposts to know what the speed limit is. I'd find it distracting to my driving. I'd rather keep my eyes on the road and the potential dangers in front of me.

I think you just need to hand your driving licence over and have it ripped up

And I think you need to open your mind and not follow so many rules. Hey hoe, different folks different strokes xx

Hmm following rules whilst driving several tonnes of car which can as we've seen today kill multiple people or risk countless lives to get off. Remember there's a lot of people in this world that dont want to see what you are doing either.

Do you feel better now?"

Were you speeding whilst playing? Speeding course, now without due care and attention it would appear driving isnt your strong point

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ive just been on a speed awareness course today - you wouldnt be stroking anything after attending one of those - you would be 100% paying attention to the road

I've been on one, I found it conformist and unrealistic, I don't count the space of the lampposts to know what the speed limit is. I'd find it distracting to my driving. I'd rather keep my eyes on the road and the potential dangers in front of me.

I think you just need to hand your driving licence over and have it ripped up

And I think you need to open your mind and not follow so many rules. Hey hoe, different folks different strokes xx

Hmm following rules whilst driving several tonnes of car which can as we've seen today kill multiple people or risk countless lives to get off. Remember there's a lot of people in this world that dont want to see what you are doing either.

Do you feel better now?

Were you speeding whilst playing? Speeding course, now without due care and attention it would appear driving isnt your strong point "

Yes I was, while live streaming to my adult work cam, legs akimbo singing I fought the law and the law won at the top of my voice. Made £400 in 10 mins on the views. Which was nice xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive just been on a speed awareness course today - you wouldnt be stroking anything after attending one of those - you would be 100% paying attention to the road

I've been on one, I found it conformist and unrealistic, I don't count the space of the lampposts to know what the speed limit is. I'd find it distracting to my driving. I'd rather keep my eyes on the road and the potential dangers in front of me.

I think you just need to hand your driving licence over and have it ripped up

And I think you need to open your mind and not follow so many rules. Hey hoe, different folks different strokes xx

Hmm following rules whilst driving several tonnes of car which can as we've seen today kill multiple people or risk countless lives to get off. Remember there's a lot of people in this world that dont want to see what you are doing either.

Do you feel better now?

Were you speeding whilst playing? Speeding course, now without due care and attention it would appear driving isnt your strong point

Yes I was, while live streaming to my adult work cam, legs akimbo singing I fought the law and the law won at the top of my voice. Made £400 in 10 mins on the views. Which was nice xx"

Maybe you will have such a flippant attitude when you plow into the back of a car with a baby or young children in.. wont be so funny then will it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ive just been on a speed awareness course today - you wouldnt be stroking anything after attending one of those - you would be 100% paying attention to the road

I've been on one, I found it conformist and unrealistic, I don't count the space of the lampposts to know what the speed limit is. I'd find it distracting to my driving. I'd rather keep my eyes on the road and the potential dangers in front of me.

I think you just need to hand your driving licence over and have it ripped up

And I think you need to open your mind and not follow so many rules. Hey hoe, different folks different strokes xx

Hmm following rules whilst driving several tonnes of car which can as we've seen today kill multiple people or risk countless lives to get off. Remember there's a lot of people in this world that dont want to see what you are doing either.

Do you feel better now?

Were you speeding whilst playing? Speeding course, now without due care and attention it would appear driving isnt your strong point

Yes I was, while live streaming to my adult work cam, legs akimbo singing I fought the law and the law won at the top of my voice. Made £400 in 10 mins on the views. Which was nice xx

Maybe you will have such a flippant attitude when you plow into the back of a car with a baby or young children in.. wont be so funny then will it. "

Yes, and then you can say to yourself I told you so, and for a brief moment of time you'll feel ok about things, and in your own mind you will have gain some moral high ground xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive just been on a speed awareness course today - you wouldnt be stroking anything after attending one of those - you would be 100% paying attention to the road

I've been on one, I found it conformist and unrealistic, I don't count the space of the lampposts to know what the speed limit is. I'd find it distracting to my driving. I'd rather keep my eyes on the road and the potential dangers in front of me.

I think you just need to hand your driving licence over and have it ripped up

And I think you need to open your mind and not follow so many rules. Hey hoe, different folks different strokes xx

Hmm following rules whilst driving several tonnes of car which can as we've seen today kill multiple people or risk countless lives to get off. Remember there's a lot of people in this world that dont want to see what you are doing either.

Do you feel better now?

Were you speeding whilst playing? Speeding course, now without due care and attention it would appear driving isnt your strong point

Yes I was, while live streaming to my adult work cam, legs akimbo singing I fought the law and the law won at the top of my voice. Made £400 in 10 mins on the views. Which was nice xx

Maybe you will have such a flippant attitude when you plow into the back of a car with a baby or young children in.. wont be so funny then will it.

Yes, and then you can say to yourself I told you so, and for a brief moment of time you'll feel ok about things, and in your own mind you will have gain some moral high ground xx"

Actually no my thought would be 'maybe if you'd just taken some advice on board things would be different'

You cannot come on here though and tell everyone they are wrong & you are right when what you are doing IS illegal

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By *dstar01Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"ive just been on a speed awareness course today - you wouldnt be stroking anything after attending one of those - you would be 100% paying attention to the road

I've been on one, I found it conformist and unrealistic, I don't count the space of the lampposts to know what the speed limit is. I'd find it distracting to my driving. I'd rather keep my eyes on the road and the potential dangers in front of me.

I think you just need to hand your driving licence over and have it ripped up

And I think you need to open your mind and not follow so many rules. Hey hoe, different folks different strokes xx

Hmm following rules whilst driving several tonnes of car which can as we've seen today kill multiple people or risk countless lives to get off. Remember there's a lot of people in this world that dont want to see what you are doing either.

Do you feel better now?

Were you speeding whilst playing? Speeding course, now without due care and attention it would appear driving isnt your strong point

Yes I was, while live streaming to my adult work cam, legs akimbo singing I fought the law and the law won at the top of my voice. Made £400 in 10 mins on the views. Which was nice xx

Maybe you will have such a flippant attitude when you plow into the back of a car with a baby or young children in.. wont be so funny then will it.

Yes, and then you can say to yourself I told you so, and for a brief moment of time you'll feel ok about things, and in your own mind you will have gain some moral high ground xx

Actually no my thought would be 'maybe if you'd just taken some advice on board things would be different'

You cannot come on here though and tell everyone they are wrong & you are right when what you are doing IS illegal"

It is not illegal to touch yourself .....at any time!!! Justsayin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find myself stroking my pussy when I'm motorway driving. Not in a dangerous way, just in a nice gentle relaxing way.

What do you do? xx"

Drive by me some day hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I'll be driving back down the M1 at lunchtime xx"

Will be on the lookout mmm

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Discussing this on a public forum, that's viewable to non members, when IP addresses are easily traceable isn't the best idea given it is actually illegal practice

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over a year ago


"ive just been on a speed awareness course today - you wouldnt be stroking anything after attending one of those - you would be 100% paying attention to the road

I've been on one, I found it conformist and unrealistic, I don't count the space of the lampposts to know what the speed limit is. I'd find it distracting to my driving. I'd rather keep my eyes on the road and the potential dangers in front of me.

I think you just need to hand your driving licence over and have it ripped up

And I think you need to open your mind and not follow so many rules. Hey hoe, different folks different strokes xx

Hmm following rules whilst driving several tonnes of car which can as we've seen today kill multiple people or risk countless lives to get off. Remember there's a lot of people in this world that dont want to see what you are doing either.

Do you feel better now?

Were you speeding whilst playing? Speeding course, now without due care and attention it would appear driving isnt your strong point

Yes I was, while live streaming to my adult work cam, legs akimbo singing I fought the law and the law won at the top of my voice. Made £400 in 10 mins on the views. Which was nice xx

Maybe you will have such a flippant attitude when you plow into the back of a car with a baby or young children in.. wont be so funny then will it.

Yes, and then you can say to yourself I told you so, and for a brief moment of time you'll feel ok about things, and in your own mind you will have gain some moral high ground xx

Actually no my thought would be 'maybe if you'd just taken some advice on board things would be different'

You cannot come on here though and tell everyone they are wrong & you are right when what you are doing IS illegal

It is not illegal to touch yourself .....at any time!!! Justsayin"

In a car in public view is lewd behaviour and indecent exposure. You may want to learn the law if you are doing so in a vehicle

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By *dstar01Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"ive just been on a speed awareness course today - you wouldnt be stroking anything after attending one of those - you would be 100% paying attention to the road

I've been on one, I found it conformist and unrealistic, I don't count the space of the lampposts to know what the speed limit is. I'd find it distracting to my driving. I'd rather keep my eyes on the road and the potential dangers in front of me.

I think you just need to hand your driving licence over and have it ripped up

And I think you need to open your mind and not follow so many rules. Hey hoe, different folks different strokes xx

Hmm following rules whilst driving several tonnes of car which can as we've seen today kill multiple people or risk countless lives to get off. Remember there's a lot of people in this world that dont want to see what you are doing either.

Do you feel better now?

Were you speeding whilst playing? Speeding course, now without due care and attention it would appear driving isnt your strong point

Yes I was, while live streaming to my adult work cam, legs akimbo singing I fought the law and the law won at the top of my voice. Made £400 in 10 mins on the views. Which was nice xx

Maybe you will have such a flippant attitude when you plow into the back of a car with a baby or young children in.. wont be so funny then will it.

Yes, and then you can say to yourself I told you so, and for a brief moment of time you'll feel ok about things, and in your own mind you will have gain some moral high ground xx

Actually no my thought would be 'maybe if you'd just taken some advice on board things would be different'

You cannot come on here though and tell everyone they are wrong & you are right when what you are doing IS illegal

It is not illegal to touch yourself .....at any time!!! Justsayin

In a car in public view is lewd behaviour and indecent exposure. You may want to learn the law if you are doing so in a vehicle "

That bit is indeed correct.... you did however say "touch yourself" a tad different to whT you may have meant

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

My apologies it's not officially illegal however you can still be proscecuted if the police deem you're putting other road users at danger by being too distracted.

That's in regards to eating and drinking not playing with yourself though, which lets face it is quite distracting, not to mention the extra charge of indecent exposure that can be enforced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got the driver to wank me off whilst they were driving

Wanked n cummed whilst driving (late late night passed 3 cars on my whole journey also had porn hooked up to car hearing her moan so loud an relaxed )

All while being safe

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By *dstar01Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Did you know also... you dont even need to be fully clothed to drive... no law in the land says you must wear clothing!!!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Did you know also... you dont even need to be fully clothed to drive... no law in the land says you must wear clothing!!!"

Public indecency laws do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive just been on a speed awareness course today - you wouldnt be stroking anything after attending one of those - you would be 100% paying attention to the road

I've been on one, I found it conformist and unrealistic, I don't count the space of the lampposts to know what the speed limit is. I'd find it distracting to my driving. I'd rather keep my eyes on the road and the potential dangers in front of me.

I think you just need to hand your driving licence over and have it ripped up

And I think you need to open your mind and not follow so many rules. Hey hoe, different folks different strokes xx

Hmm following rules whilst driving several tonnes of car which can as we've seen today kill multiple people or risk countless lives to get off. Remember there's a lot of people in this world that dont want to see what you are doing either.

Do you feel better now?

Were you speeding whilst playing? Speeding course, now without due care and attention it would appear driving isnt your strong point

Yes I was, while live streaming to my adult work cam, legs akimbo singing I fought the law and the law won at the top of my voice. Made £400 in 10 mins on the views. Which was nice xx

Maybe you will have such a flippant attitude when you plow into the back of a car with a baby or young children in.. wont be so funny then will it.

Yes, and then you can say to yourself I told you so, and for a brief moment of time you'll feel ok about things, and in your own mind you will have gain some moral high ground xx

Actually no my thought would be 'maybe if you'd just taken some advice on board things would be different'

You cannot come on here though and tell everyone they are wrong & you are right when what you are doing IS illegal

It is not illegal to touch yourself .....at any time!!! Justsayin

In a car in public view is lewd behaviour and indecent exposure. You may want to learn the law if you are doing so in a vehicle

That bit is indeed correct.... you did however say "touch yourself" a tad different to whT you may have meant "

No you said that..

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By *dstar01Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Did you know also... you dont even need to be fully clothed to drive... no law in the land says you must wear clothing!!!

Public indecency laws do "

Nope....they only come into force if you are seen and reported

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Did you know also... you dont even need to be fully clothed to drive... no law in the land says you must wear clothing!!!

Public indecency laws do

Nope....they only come into force if you are seen and reported"

Which let's face it you likely would be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know also... you dont even need to be fully clothed to drive... no law in the land says you must wear clothing!!!

Public indecency laws do

Nope....they only come into force if you are seen and reported"

Not true either

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By *dstar01Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Did you know also... you dont even need to be fully clothed to drive... no law in the land says you must wear clothing!!!

Public indecency laws do

Nope....they only come into force if you are seen and reported

Which let's face it you likely would be "

Depends on where you are driving... so no not always likely at all

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By *dstar01Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Did you know also... you dont even need to be fully clothed to drive... no law in the land says you must wear clothing!!!

Public indecency laws do

Nope....they only come into force if you are seen and reported

Not true either "

Very much true

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Did you know also... you dont even need to be fully clothed to drive... no law in the land says you must wear clothing!!!

Public indecency laws do

Nope....they only come into force if you are seen and reported

Which let's face it you likely would be

Depends on where you are driving... so no not always likely at all"

Really after the response of this thread you wouldn't think it would be likely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know also... you dont even need to be fully clothed to drive... no law in the land says you must wear clothing!!!

Public indecency laws do

Nope....they only come into force if you are seen and reported

Not true either

Very much true"

Nope.. public indecency is just that and is illegal as you dont need to be reported for a police officer to arrest you.

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By *dstar01Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Did you know also... you dont even need to be fully clothed to drive... no law in the land says you must wear clothing!!!

Public indecency laws do

Nope....they only come into force if you are seen and reported

Which let's face it you likely would be

Depends on where you are driving... so no not always likely at all

Really after the response of this thread you wouldn't think it would be likely "

Like i said depends on where

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By *dstar01Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Did you know also... you dont even need to be fully clothed to drive... no law in the land says you must wear clothing!!!

Public indecency laws do

Nope....they only come into force if you are seen and reported

Not true either

Very much true

Nope.. public indecency is just that and is illegal as you dont need to be reported for a police officer to arrest you. "

How would they know?

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Did you know also... you dont even need to be fully clothed to drive... no law in the land says you must wear clothing!!!

Public indecency laws do

Nope....they only come into force if you are seen and reported

Which let's face it you likely would be

Depends on where you are driving... so no not always likely at all

Really after the response of this thread you wouldn't think it would be likely

Like i said depends on where"

By all means put your money where your mouth is and test it out spend a whole day driving round naked and report back with the results

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know also... you dont even need to be fully clothed to drive... no law in the land says you must wear clothing!!!

Public indecency laws do "

But your not in public

Your in your personal car which happens to be on a public road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know also... you dont even need to be fully clothed to drive... no law in the land says you must wear clothing!!!

Public indecency laws do

Nope....they only come into force if you are seen and reported

Not true either

Very much true

Nope.. public indecency is just that and is illegal as you dont need to be reported for a police officer to arrest you.

How would they know? "

Traffic cameras are monitored, whilst they dont report it its fed back, or a passing police car as funnily enough they are out on the roads.

Also just checked with the police man say beside me and guess what doesnt matter if no-one see's public indencency is an offence regardless of being reported

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By *dstar01Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Did you know also... you dont even need to be fully clothed to drive... no law in the land says you must wear clothing!!!

Public indecency laws do

Nope....they only come into force if you are seen and reported

Which let's face it you likely would be

Depends on where you are driving... so no not always likely at all

Really after the response of this thread you wouldn't think it would be likely

Like i said depends on where

By all means put your money where your mouth is and test it out spend a whole day driving round naked and report back with the results "

My dear all i would need to do is drive any vehicle in any deserted pace and we would have an empty thread.... Depends on where? No law says you must be clothed to drive

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Think this thread has bought out the worst of Fab!!

Anyone that condones sexual activity whilst driving is seriously in need of a good long hard look at themselves - as I said in my earlier post, the possibilities for distraction not only to the driver concerned, but other drivers who may see, are just too great, and distraction of any kind is a dangerous thing.

And that's before you consider the indecent exposure angle - I for one wouldn't want my kids to see that sort of activity whilst out driving.

Now in all honesty, I think the OP has either back-pedalled from her original post, or could have phrased what she meant a little better, but some of the other comments defending wreckless actions like wanking whilst driving are beyond belief!!

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