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By *artLon OP   Couple
over a year ago

Portsmouth

We run a small company and have an investment opportunity if any one is interested. We are producing 1/3size sky remote controls so that all the single men on here who think dick size is the only important thing can feel good about themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh fantastic, where do I sign?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We run a small company and have an investment opportunity if any one is interested. We are producing 1/3size sky remote controls so that all the single men on here who think dick size is the only important thing can feel good about themselves"

Again, wish there was a snorting with laughter emoji!!

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire


"We run a small company and have an investment opportunity if any one is interested. We are producing 1/3size sky remote controls so that all the single men on here who think dick size is the only important thing can feel good about themselves"

PMSL

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By *KST15Couple
over a year ago

essex

As the male half of our couple i can safely say I've never measured my cock with a sky remote or anything else happy with what i got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely priceless, OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gave up measuring after I broke my last micrometer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I gave up measuring after I broke my last micrometer "

Measure by tic tacs, I'm currently at a good 1.3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you make one three times the normal size as the current normal sized remote looks like a tic tac against my mammoth manhood? Added bonus is that I'll never lose it down the back of the sofa either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Absolutely priceless, OP "

Here here bloody well said. S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where can I buy one lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you make one three times the normal size as the current normal sized remote looks like a tic tac against my mammoth manhood? Added bonus is that I'll never lose it down the back of the sofa either! "

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By *urfdudeMan
over a year ago

WEXFORD

Did you feature on Dragons Den looking for investment with this ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That made me laugh lol

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By *ed PlanetCouple
over a year ago

Beautiful East Yorkshire


"We run a small company and have an investment opportunity if any one is interested. We are producing 1/3size sky remote controls so that all the single men on here who think dick size is the only important thing can feel good about themselves"

Funny as!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why I compare my manhood to the Apple TV remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We run a small company and have an investment opportunity if any one is interested. We are producing 1/3size sky remote controls so that all the single men on here who think dick size is the only important thing can feel good about themselves"

Haha brilliant. Does their first order come with a travel size deodorant can as well to complete the set?

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By *oppy87Man
over a year ago

North West

I got Sky Q so the remote is much smaller. Makes me a very happy man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We run a small company and have an investment opportunity if any one is interested. We are producing 1/3size sky remote controls so that all the single men on here who think dick size is the only important thing can feel good about themselves"

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just use a Fire Tv remote.

Or find a lady with very small hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just use a Fire Tv remote.

Or find a lady with very small hands.

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By *artLon OP   Couple
over a year ago

Portsmouth

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