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"You watch Top Gear? " It's like porn for him and tootsie. | |||
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"hitler has been takeing advantage of your bum " Oh dear... Pretty sure not ALL Germans were Nazi's | |||
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"hitler has been takeing advantage of your bum Oh dear... Pretty sure not ALL Germans were Nazi's " He wasn't german regardless. | |||
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"Too funny I'd like a ghost with a big cock to visit me please " lol trust you | |||
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"Well.... this is different. " not really...do the green arrow thingy, OP has form | |||
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"My german ghost girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10. Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done." | |||
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"My german ghost girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10. Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done." | |||
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"Too funny I'd like a ghost with a big cock to visit me please " Same | |||
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"My german ghost girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10. Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done." She was screaming No??? | |||
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"It's that superman joke, he's flying around and through an open window spots wonder woman naked, on her back, legs wide open, dripping wet pussy. Superman thinks to himself "with my super speed I could fly in there, fuck her, and be gone before she even noticed" so in he flies, curtains flap everywhere, the bed shakes, the lamp falls over "What the fuck was that?!" cries wonder woman, "I dont know, but my arse hurts" says the invisible man. " I remember hearing that joke in the movie Hollow Man lol | |||
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"I think ghostly happenings go on when I wank too......afterwards everything is covered in ectoplasm. ??" Haha...this! | |||
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"Well it all started a few weeks ago me and my friend john were playing oujie bourd and a german ghost came through talking about sex anyways we through the bored out and i went hame i put tootsie to bed and watched some top gear and the emprentice and wanked ..... i went to bed and about 3 ocklock in the morning i woke up with a very sore ass and i heard german voices and this has been happining wvery night ever sice ...has anyone els had sex with ghosts ????" the scene from scary movie 2 Congress to mind. | |||
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"Well it all started a few weeks ago me and my friend john were playing oujie bourd and a german ghost came through talking about sex anyways we through the bored out and i went hame i put tootsie to bed and watched some top gear and the emprentice and wanked ..... i went to bed and about 3 ocklock in the morning i woke up with a very sore ass and i heard german voices and this has been happining wvery night ever sice ...has anyone els had sex with ghosts ????" We're you in ghoul, humberside when it happened | |||
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"Too funny I'd like a ghost with a big cock to visit me please " Tom hardy in taboo now fuck me that would be good | |||
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"My german ghost girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10. Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done. " Omg I've just spit my tea... | |||
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"hitler has been takeing advantage of your bum Oh dear... Pretty sure not ALL Germans were Nazi's " Pretty sure hitler was austrian too | |||
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"OP " I hope this doesn't hit 175. Imma bump the shit outta this in a few months time | |||
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"Isnt it awful when they adjust your meds and next thing you think you're being rogered by a ghost " | |||
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"So you're cheating on Tootsie? " That's not good! | |||
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"And he hasn't had the decency to verify you either.. Shocking " | |||
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"No, I've never had sex with a ghost. I have to say I think it's highly improbable." How about a car? | |||
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"And he hasn't had the decency to verify you either.. Shocking " | |||
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"Wear a butt plug to bed " Careful, Günter the ghost might be into DP ... xx | |||
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"Well this is a story all 'bout how my life got flip turned upside-down... " And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the bitch of a ghost called herr meirre | |||
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"This OP is a genius, his troll threads are always funny." He's one of my favourite posters on the forums | |||
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"This OP is a genius, his troll threads are always funny. He's one of my favourite posters on the forums " The car one the other week entertained me at work reading it. Tootsie is a hero | |||
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"Well it all started a few weeks ago me and my friend john were playing oujie bourd and a german ghost came through talking about sex anyways we through the bored out and i went hame i put tootsie to bed and watched some top gear and the emprentice and wanked ..... i went to bed and about 3 ocklock in the morning i woke up with a very sore ass and i heard german voices and this has been happining wvery night ever sice ...has anyone els had sex with ghosts ????" Imagine some one walking in and seeing your arsehole opening and closing for no reason | |||
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"i went to bed and about 3 ocklock in the morning i woke up with a very sore ass and i heard german voices and this has been happining wvery night ever sice ...has anyone els had sex with ghosts ????" There's really no need for silly talk about ghosts. There's always a far more rational explanation. It's highly likely that in a few years time you'll be invited to travel into deep space with Elon Musk, where you'll be sucked through a black hole and get trapped in an alien constructed world beyond time and space and from whence the only means to communicate with your former self from your disembodied state will be by shouting in German and/or butt fucking yourself in morse code. As you can see there's really no need for silly speculation when you have a strong grounding in actual science | |||
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"Well it all started a few weeks ago me and my friend john were playing oujie bourd and a german ghost came through talking about sex anyways we through the bored out and i went hame i put tootsie to bed and watched some top gear and the emprentice and wanked ..... i went to bed and about 3 ocklock in the morning i woke up with a very sore ass and i heard german voices and this has been happining wvery night ever sice ...has anyone els had sex with ghosts ???? Imagine some one walking in and seeing your arsehole opening and closing for no reason" With the German voices it will genuinely look like he's talking out of his arse! | |||
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"Well it all started a few weeks ago me and my friend john were playing oujie bourd and a german ghost came through talking about sex anyways we through the bored out and i went hame i put tootsie to bed and watched some top gear and the emprentice and wanked ..... i went to bed and about 3 ocklock in the morning i woke up with a very sore ass and i heard german voices and this has been happining wvery night ever sice ...has anyone els had sex with ghosts ????" So 1.Ouija boards are bo11ox - therefore your ghost theory is dead. 2. You friend John has interfered with you. He played the long game hence that German GCSE he was doing. All an elaborate plan. 3. It's probably because of your thunderbird puppet look or 4. Your eyebrows. Happy to help | |||
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"My german ghost girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10. Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done. " Funny Her x | |||
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"My german ghost girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10. Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done. Funny Her x" Hahahaha you killed me | |||
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"It's that superman joke, he's flying around and through an open window spots wonder woman naked, on her back, legs wide open, dripping wet pussy. Superman thinks to himself "with my super speed I could fly in there, fuck her, and be gone before she even noticed" so in he flies, curtains flap everywhere, the bed shakes, the lamp falls over "What the fuck was that?!" cries wonder woman, "I dont know, but my arse hurts" says the invisible man. I remember hearing that joke in the movie Hollow Man lol" The vicar of Dibly told it also. Superman is just flying around, and he notices wonder woman sunbathing naked upon a flat roof. Superman thinks to himself ! I have always fancied wonder woman, This is my chance to have sex with her. I will swoop down at the speed of light, and have sex with her, before she realizes what's happened. Whoosh goes superman. Moments later, wonder woman says, ''what in the hell was that'' The invisible man then replies, ''I don't know, but it hurt a lot'' | |||
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"Everyone its ok now im seeing a priest very soon and it will all be just dandy thrn " Please keep us posted about how it goes. Hope you get to put your penis inside the priest | |||
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"Everyone its ok now im seeing a priest very soon and it will all be just dandy thrn Please keep us posted about how it goes. Hope you get to put your penis inside the priest " Ooo no way all he is doing is blessing my ars | |||
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"Everyone its ok now im seeing a priest very soon and it will all be just dandy thrn Please keep us posted about how it goes. Hope you get to put your penis inside the priest " | |||
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"Everyone its ok now im seeing a priest very soon and it will all be just dandy thrn Please keep us posted about how it goes. Hope you get to put your penis inside the priest Ooo no way all he is doing is blessing my ars" | |||
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"Everyone its ok now im seeing a priest very soon and it will all be just dandy thrn Please keep us posted about how it goes. Hope you get to put your penis inside the priest Ooo no way all he is doing is blessing my ars" With his penis ? | |||
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"Everyone its ok now im seeing a priest very soon and it will all be just dandy thrn Please keep us posted about how it goes. Hope you get to put your penis inside the priest Ooo no way all he is doing is blessing my ars With his penis ? " | |||
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"Everyone its ok now im seeing a priest very soon and it will all be just dandy thrn Please keep us posted about how it goes. Hope you get to put your penis inside the priest Ooo no way all he is doing is blessing my ars With his penis ? " No with his hands its a exercisim | |||
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"Everyone its ok now im seeing a priest very soon and it will all be just dandy thrn Please keep us posted about how it goes. Hope you get to put your penis inside the priest Ooo no way all he is doing is blessing my ars With his penis ? No with his hands its a exercisim" Do an enema before just in case though. | |||
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"Is he a real priest OP??" He said he was i met him on fab he said his done over 500 exersisms and he would love to help me | |||
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"This is why you should stick to banging your car op " Tootsie has been very suportive through all this she has been my rock | |||
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"Is he a real priest OP?? He said he was i met him on fab he said his done over 500 exersisms and he would love to help me " I have a nun outfit, feel free to confess all your sins ... | |||
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"This is why you should stick to banging your car op Tootsie has been very suportive through all this she has been my rock " I'm done | |||
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"Is it me or does the OP look like Karl Pilkington in a wig. "BULLSHIT!" " | |||
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"Is it me or does the OP look like Karl Pilkington in a wig. "BULLSHIT!" " I dont look like karl at all | |||
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"shouldnt mess with what you dont understand..." Wise words from a very wise (and lovely) lady x | |||
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"Is he a real priest OP?? He said he was i met him on fab he said his done over 500 exersisms and he would love to help me " You met this said priest on fab? Well he's gotta be a real priest then OP good luck with that one. Next instalment- said priest wasn't a priest at all! | |||
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"Is he a real priest OP?? He said he was i met him on fab he said his done over 500 exersisms and he would love to help me You met this said priest on fab? Well he's gotta be a real priest then OP good luck with that one. Next instalment- said priest wasn't a priest at all! " Hope he is a real priest i cant take this no more its a nightmere | |||
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"Is he a real priest OP?? He said he was i met him on fab he said his done over 500 exersisms and he would love to help me You met this said priest on fab? Well he's gotta be a real priest then OP good luck with that one. Next instalment- said priest wasn't a priest at all! Hope he is a real priest i cant take this no more its a nightmere" What is this ghost still having its wicked way with you? | |||
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"Is he a real priest OP?? He said he was i met him on fab he said his done over 500 exersisms and he would love to help me You met this said priest on fab? Well he's gotta be a real priest then OP good luck with that one. Next instalment- said priest wasn't a priest at all! Hope he is a real priest i cant take this no more its a nightmere What is this ghost still having its wicked way with you? " Yes and i think he is doing the same to tootsie ???????? | |||
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"This is why you should stick to banging your car op Tootsie has been very suportive through all this she has been my rock " I'm so glad you and tootsie are still strong through this | |||
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