FabSwingers.com forum: If i picked u up in a Farrari

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob??

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By *hatguyJoeMan
over a year ago

Preston

"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob?? "

Out of interest what is a farrari, is it a chinese knock off Ferrari?

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob?? "

What's a farrari?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob??

Out of interest what is a farrari, is it a chinese knock off Ferrari? "

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Probably not.

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob??

Out of interest what is a farrari, is it a chinese knock off Ferrari? "

Dammit if you want to be funny you gotta be quick

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Definitely not.

MrB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nah...

those sports cars are no good for someone who is 6ft tall...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you think that's what it takes to get your cock sucked you don't quite grasp what swinging is about.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob??

Out of interest what is a farrari, is it a chinese knock off Ferrari? "

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By *hatguyJoeMan
over a year ago

Preston

"nah...

those sports cars are no good for someone who is 6ft tall..."

Rubbish 6ft 4 here and I fit

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

"If you think that's what it takes to get your cock sucked you don't quite grasp what swinging is about."

Well if that's what you like then that's what swinging is about for you .... or did the rules get updated again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob?? "

Not really. But if you picked me up driving a Cortina Sports (Matt black) now that would be a different story altogether!!

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By *hatguyJoeMan
over a year ago

Preston

"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob?? "

Cue typical petrol head response:

It depends what Ferrari it was:-

250 GTO - no, I would give the car the blow job.

F12 - probably

California - I would run a mile

360 - I would be laughing too much

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By *hatguyJoeMan
over a year ago

Preston

"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob??

Not really. But if you picked me up driving a Cortina Sports (Matt black) now that would be a different story altogether!!

With vinyl roof?

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

Nah. I'd whizz past in my lambogrini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob??

Not really. But if you picked me up driving a Cortina Sports (Matt black) now that would be a different story altogether!!

With vinyl roof?

Oohhh I just shivered!

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By *hatguyJoeMan
over a year ago

Preston

"Nah. I'd whizz past in my lambogrini "

another Chinese knock off? I bet lamborghini are a bit miffed

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By *hatguyJoeMan
over a year ago

Preston

"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob??

Not really. But if you picked me up driving a Cortina Sports (Matt black) now that would be a different story altogether!!

With vinyl roof?

Oohhh I just shivered! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't think i'd fit in one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No id be too busy worrying what happens when you drop the car and me in it and how the hell you managed to pick up a car!!

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

"Nah. I'd whizz past in my lambogrini

another Chinese knock off? I bet lamborghini are a bit miffed "

Why? It's parked next to my Ashton Murton.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob?? "

Suppose I could slum it for the night

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob?? "

No. displays of 'money' such as that makes me shudder.

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By *hatguyJoeMan
over a year ago

Preston

"Nah. I'd whizz past in my lambogrini

another Chinese knock off? I bet lamborghini are a bit miffed

Why? It's parked next to my Ashton Murton."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah. I'd whizz past in my lambogrini

another Chinese knock off? I bet lamborghini are a bit miffed

Why? It's parked next to my Ashton Murton."

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

With hindsight, Aston Mirkin would have been funnier...

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By *hatguyJoeMan
over a year ago

Preston

"With hindsight, Aston Mirkin would have been funnier..."

You made me titter but I am surprised nobody went for the porka (porsche) pun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope I'm not into men ..but I'd offer to follow you home in case it broke down ..because they do ...a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Powerful car. It's usually to make up for what's not in the trousers department

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob??

No. displays of 'money' such as that makes me shudder."

thank fck for that as i am skint xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had terrible trouble extricating myself from a very low slung TVR so I'll pass thanks

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would I downgrade and get in a Ferrari?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ferrari is so yesterday

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Ferrari is so yesterday

It's all about the Koeniggshag now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. I would think how the fuck am I going to get in and out of that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. I would think how the fuck am I going to get in and out of that?

Exactly that!!! Being 6'1 and not of the slim variety, I wouldn't even entertain the idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id give you a race in my lamborgeeny.

cant help with the bj tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob?? "

No, sod off, I want a good fking, not just to pleasure you with a blow job. XXX

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By *onnie and JohnCouple
over a year ago

WILTSHIRE

"Ferrari is so yesterday

It's all about the Koeniggshag now!

try a ford probe that might work...

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By *anetandNickCouple
over a year ago

Ross-on-Wye

"jump in"

Ah it's one of those is it?

Some friends of ours once owned a Lotus that had no doors (the owners manual had a little diagram of the technique for getting in and out, not so much "jump in" as sort of sliding over the side).

Well, back to our friends, she always wore a tiny skirt and so far as we know never even owned any knickers. This made it quite interesting for all our neighbours when they came to dinner.

Janet

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

No, Cos chances are the dick would be a letdown too.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Went well op lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob?? "

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob?? "

Definitely not. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even if you picked me up in a lovely car the answer would still be no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what about limousine

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob??

Out of interest what is a farrari, is it a chinese knock off Ferrari? "

These fab girls aren't shallow, you'd have to wear your bolex watch, prardar suit and Rey bin shades to get a hand job off this lot

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

Only if you signed over the log book first lol

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

"I once had terrible trouble extricating myself from a very low slung TVR so I'll pass thanks

I threw up in a TVR once

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I'd never get in the darn thing

Mr N and I often lust after some of these lovely cars but we know if we managed to get in we'd never get out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be more excited if I was picked up in a Landy

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By *ougar_n_TILFCouple
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

If you drive such a thing then you're probably more interested in self love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't need to show off for a blow job.I had a lot of nice sex and blow jobs in a very old hand painted lada . I have a personality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sad twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob?? "

Looks like you would have more chance if you were in Ferrari branded y-fronts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob?? "

There's hardly room enough to give a bj in a Ferrari

If we pulled up alongside your ferrari in our campervan we could have an orgy. Sorry cples only hee hee

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Not a 'farrari'fan...much prefer the McLaren BJ1...or is it the P1...can never really remember!

Currently drive a BMW....got a bjs in that ...

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By *edsNewCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Bedford

"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob?? "

Nope.. It's obvious you have more money then sense..!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob??

Not really. But if you picked me up driving a Cortina Sports (Matt black) now that would be a different story altogether!!

cortina sports. Your cheap make it a lotus cortina and we will think about it

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Not a 'farrari'fan...much prefer the McLaren BJ1...or is it the P1...can never really remember!

Currently drive a BMW....got a bjs in that ...

*number of

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

I don't focus on makes of cars so I wouldn't notice or give a toss. Pretty sure I have been picked Jo in a Ferrari at some point ......

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South East London

"Not a 'farrari'fan...much prefer the McLaren BJ1...or is it the P1...can never really remember!

Currently drive a BMW....got a bjs in that ...

Probably got time for that while you wait in any side street to turn into a main road

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By *edsNewCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Bedford

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By *edsNewCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Bedford

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By *edsNewCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Bedford

"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob??

Nope.. It's obvious you have more money then sense..!! Lol"

Farrari..! Predictive text even offers the correct spelling..!

mfao...!!

Hide..! - quick..! The shame..

Is it red..?

Your face, not the Ferrari..!!!

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Not a 'farrari'fan...much prefer the McLaren BJ1...or is it the P1...can never really remember!

Currently drive a BMW....got a bjs in that ...

Probably got time for that while you wait in any side street to turn into a main road

Exactly dude...

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

Course, I'm SO cheap! ... not! Lol

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Funny, the OP never came back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob??

No. displays of 'money' such as that makes me shudder."

See this is why motorbikes are better.

Even really high end models cost less than the average hatch back :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny, the OP never came back

Crashed and burned,like Ferrari's do

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By *edsNewCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Bedford

"Funny, the OP never came back

Was I a little harsh..?

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By *edsNewCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Bedford

"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob??

No. displays of 'money' such as that makes me shudder.

See this is why motorbikes are better.

Even really high end models cost less than the average hatch back :p"

But yet, not very practical for a blowjob..?!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

It is only a ferrari

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

No I couldn't possibly jump in one they are the wrong shape for jumping in to.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob?? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob?? "

Fucking hell - Uber has certainly gone downhill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i picked you up in a farrari would you jump in and give me a blowjob??

No. displays of 'money' such as that makes me shudder.

See this is why motorbikes are better.

Even really high end models cost less than the average hatch back :p

But yet, not very practical for a blowjob..?!"

True practicle for some subtle groping though

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