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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Gents, what will put you off?

The made I see the dreaded word banter for me.

Like to have a normal conversation, which can be funny.

Its a site for meeting people not a joke book.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When their profile comes across like a hostage situation with a list of demands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How am I doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure lots of words in capital letters are a put off

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Women just wanting to chat probably

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Ones with the attitude that I'm gorgeous and don't I know it

Don't get me wrong I love gorgeous but I like down to earth fun and friendly even more

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Ones that we don't feel attracted to.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•

it's totally a fuck and go site where what women want shouldn't even be considered.

oh yeah and when we want a social for our own safety it's dating, apparently.

as you were. yes the women are watching.

feel free to check out my profile also.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sexy confident woman that knows what she wants isn't a turn off ...the ones that don't really know why there here or what they really want ...dare I say if it's working for them then there not gonna change it why would they ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only the very negative, jaded ones put me off (and obviously those whose preferences exclude me)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The ones that are I am fat, angry single mum, who fucking hates dick heads seem a bit hearbreaking too.

Esp when they say I dont take shit from dick heads.

Just a lot of negativety, no joy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girls who say theyre bi but their profile is all about meeting men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones that are I am fat, angry single mum, who fucking hates dick heads seem a bit hearbreaking too.

Esp when they say I dont take shit from dick heads.

Just a lot of negativety, no joy."

Ha haa you know if you don't do her right ..your gonna get ya head kicked in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gents, what will put you off?

The made I see the dreaded word banter for me.

Like to have a normal conversation, which can be funny.

Its a site for meeting people not a joke book."

Banter! What fuckers. I hate those too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably mine

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Women who only want to meet tall men........

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I hadn't come across 'banter' on here, but have on the fishy dating site. And that is a reason to not contact.

On here, size queens put me off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot guys only. Gym fit. No mingers.

And for the record I fit 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women who only want to meet tall men........"

Good filter though. Saves wasting you're time

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Now this is interesting ... so far I will have managed to piss you all off with my humour requests and tall requests

Ooer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now this is interesting ... so far I will have managed to piss you all off with my humour requests and tall requests

Ooer "

No pissed off. It's you're Preference and i do ok for a umper lumper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it's totally a fuck and go site where what women want shouldn't even be considered.

oh yeah and when we want a social for our own safety it's dating, apparently.

as you were. yes the women are watching.

feel free to check out my profile also. "

I like your profile

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By *onforming_deviantWoman
over a year ago

hull

Keep going guys I don't feel tour taking the opportunity to rip us a new on here hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now this is interesting ... so far I will have managed to piss you all off with my humour requests and tall requests

Ooer "

Nope I'm tall and find humour in everything ...maybe that's why I'm here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only the very negative, jaded ones put me off (and obviously those whose preferences exclude me)

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i agree

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

No idea because I don't look

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•


"it's totally a fuck and go site where what women want shouldn't even be considered.

oh yeah and when we want a social for our own safety it's dating, apparently.

as you were. yes the women are watching.

feel free to check out my profile also.

I like your profile "

thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call them angry bird rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am sure mine puts a lot of men off..

which is a good thing as that's what its supposed to do

I've not had nearly so much mail since I adjusted it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm shocked at how many men say they read profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women who only want to meet tall men........"

its a good filter though...for both parties

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By *onforming_deviantWoman
over a year ago

hull


"I am sure mine puts a lot of men off..

which is a good thing as that's what its supposed to do

I've not had nearly so much mail since I adjusted it"

Slight tweaks makes alot of difference dont they :D

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own


"The ones that are I am fat, angry single mum, who fucking hates dick heads seem a bit hearbreaking too.

Esp when they say I dont take shit from dick heads.

Just a lot of negativety, no joy."

Lol that almost describes me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The really really REALLY pretty ones...I'm more championship material so leave the premier ladies alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight talking profiles. They act as a great filter on their own though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am sure mine puts a lot of men off..

which is a good thing as that's what its supposed to do

I've not had nearly so much mail since I adjusted it"

Yours is amazing xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The really really REALLY pretty ones...I'm more championship material so leave the premier ladies alone "

I just don't get this league thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's an important football match on at the moment. You'll get more angst when it's over

Man u are still piss takers

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By *exatooCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouth/ Fuerteventura

There's a couple in our area who posts meets for hotties only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm shocked at how many men say they read profiles "

so that's a new slant on it..

they read it, didn't find anything they could grab hold of so didn't bother messaging? who knew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The really really REALLY pretty ones...I'm more championship material so leave the premier ladies alone "

Oh that old chestnut. Confidence is the key

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am sure mine puts a lot of men off..

which is a good thing as that's what its supposed to do

I've not had nearly so much mail since I adjusted it

Yours is amazing xx"

lol thanks

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Banter's bad but 'bants' is beastly.

Moaning, SHOUTY or woe is me ones put me off the most though. On the profiles of both genders. I've received many a message, scanned it, without opening, thought the sender may have potential, checked out their profile and the status is a huge rant or railing against other site users, which makes me reconsider immediately and leave the message unread.

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By *laction manMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

The ones that are morbidly obese and look like something out of the canteena scene out of Star Wars but will only meet 6ft+ muscular handsome men. 'And if you don't like it fuck off' etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones that are morbidly obese and look like something out of the canteena scene out of Star Wars but will only meet 6ft+ muscular handsome men. 'And if you don't like it fuck off' etc. "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm shocked at how many men say they read profiles "

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"The really really REALLY pretty ones...I'm more championship material so leave the premier ladies alone

I just don't get this league thing "

I'm with you on that - I thought that kind of thing ended when I left school

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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago

marlow

Do you actually read profiles ..........

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I'm a particular fan of a passive agressive status update, personally (or even an overtly agressive status update).

They just make you look like a mental.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Do you actually read profiles .........."

When I was meeting, I did. I'm quite nosey.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm shocked at how many men say they read profiles "

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By *op gooserMan
over a year ago

chester


"The ones that are morbidly obese and look like something out of the canteena scene out of Star Wars but will only meet 6ft+ muscular handsome men. 'And if you don't like it fuck off' etc. "
You are a trouble maker! Do you not realise they are a woman on a sex site full to the brim of men, they are entitled to exeptional males

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am sure mine puts a lot of men off..

which is a good thing as that's what its supposed to do

I've not had nearly so much mail since I adjusted it

Slight tweaks makes alot of difference dont they :D"

I have found this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate the ones that insist on no pics no reply but their avatars are fucking dark shadows and not one pic on their profile.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"The ones that are morbidly obese and look like something out of the canteena scene out of Star Wars but will only meet 6ft+ muscular handsome men. 'And if you don't like it fuck off' etc. You are a trouble maker! Do you not realise they are a woman on a sex site full to the brim of men, they are entitled to exeptional males "

You don't ask, you don’t get. Doesn't mean anyone has to be rude about what they're asking for by telling those under 6 foot or not muscular or handsome (which is hard to gauge anyway) to fuck off if they don't like it but some people are just rude. Even if I was one of the beautiful girls I would be put off a guy asking for one of the beautiful girls and being a tosspot about everyone else on the site in the process.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones that are morbidly obese and look like something out of the canteena scene out of Star Wars but will only meet 6ft+ muscular handsome men. 'And if you don't like it fuck off' etc. You are a trouble maker! Do you not realise they are a woman on a sex site full to the brim of men, they are entitled to exeptional males "

There are very few exceptional men on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones that are morbidly obese and look like something out of the canteena scene out of Star Wars but will only meet 6ft+ muscular handsome men. 'And if you don't like it fuck off' etc. You are a trouble maker! Do you not realise they are a woman on a sex site full to the brim of men, they are entitled to exeptional males

You don't ask, you don’t get. Doesn't mean anyone has to be rude about what they're asking for by telling those under 6 foot or not muscular or handsome (which is hard to gauge anyway) to fuck off if they don't like it but some people are just rude. Even if I was one of the beautiful girls I would be put off a guy asking for one of the beautiful girls and being a tosspot about everyone else on the site in the process."

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"The ones that are morbidly obese and look like something out of the canteena scene out of Star Wars but will only meet 6ft+ muscular handsome men. 'And if you don't like it fuck off' etc. You are a trouble maker! Do you not realise they are a woman on a sex site full to the brim of men, they are entitled to exeptional males

You don't ask, you don’t get. Doesn't mean anyone has to be rude about what they're asking for by telling those under 6 foot or not muscular or handsome (which is hard to gauge anyway) to fuck off if they don't like it but some people are just rude. Even if I was one of the beautiful girls I would be put off a guy asking for one of the beautiful girls and being a tosspot about everyone else on the site in the process."

I find people wanting to meet "handsome" guys perplexing. Given that it is in the eye of the beholder.

I tend not to mail them because it seems such a daft thing to write - you are hardly going to meet someone you don't fancy, are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone that is looking for 'exceptional guys'

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By *op gooserMan
over a year ago

chester


"The ones that are morbidly obese and look like something out of the canteena scene out of Star Wars but will only meet 6ft+ muscular handsome men. 'And if you don't like it fuck off' etc. You are a trouble maker! Do you not realise they are a woman on a sex site full to the brim of men, they are entitled to exeptional males

You don't ask, you don’t get. Doesn't mean anyone has to be rude about what they're asking for by telling those under 6 foot or not muscular or handsome (which is hard to gauge anyway) to fuck off if they don't like it but some people are just rude. Even if I was one of the beautiful girls I would be put off a guy asking for one of the beautiful girls and being a tosspot about everyone else on the site in the process."
You actually find the more attractive ladies don't have ranty profiles. They are used to the attention in the real world etc The 1's who aren't wanna make a statement about it to prove their worth and inflate their ego it seems.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"The really really REALLY pretty ones...I'm more championship material so leave the premier ladies alone "

That's silly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably mine "

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones with dos and donts... or if they want gifts... no spank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The really really REALLY pretty ones...I'm more championship material so leave the premier ladies alone

That's silly "

I know...most of the stuff i post is just attention seeking sillyness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones that are morbidly obese and look like something out of the canteena scene out of Star Wars but will only meet 6ft+ muscular handsome men. 'And if you don't like it fuck off' etc. "

Phew, glad I've not got that on my profile then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all I want is someone who can cobble together a good enough opening message that will

a) draw me in and

b) have a profile that backs up what they say...

9 times out of 10 its their profile that lets them down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm shocked at how many men say they read profiles "

When they clearly don't!! Or the ones that messaged me didn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm shocked at how many men say they read profiles "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones that are morbidly obese and look like something out of the canteena scene out of Star Wars but will only meet 6ft+ muscular handsome men. 'And if you don't like it fuck off' etc. You are a trouble maker! Do you not realise they are a woman on a sex site full to the brim of men, they are entitled to exeptional males

You don't ask, you don’t get. Doesn't mean anyone has to be rude about what they're asking for by telling those under 6 foot or not muscular or handsome (which is hard to gauge anyway) to fuck off if they don't like it but some people are just rude. Even if I was one of the beautiful girls I would be put off a guy asking for one of the beautiful girls and being a tosspot about everyone else on the site in the process. You actually find the more attractive ladies don't have ranty profiles. They are used to the attention in the real world etc The 1's who aren't wanna make a statement about it to prove their worth and inflate their ego it seems."

I 2nd that

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"When their profile comes across like a hostage situation with a list of demands "

Definitely with you on this one mate

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By *dstar01Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I wink alot but it is rare i start a chat.... and if i read the start of a profile that says "read my fuckin profile first"... wont even wink at them

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By *laction manMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"The ones that are morbidly obese and look like something out of the canteena scene out of Star Wars but will only meet 6ft+ muscular handsome men. 'And if you don't like it fuck off' etc. "

I'm not saying women shouldn't be picky, there's just a classy way to do it rather than making a big scene about it and expecting brad Pitt to come begging to meet

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"I hate the ones that insist on no pics no reply but their avatars are fucking dark shadows and not one pic on their profile. "

I won't message someone unless they have some kind of photo on their profile, and photo-verified (now standard membership I believe)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones that are morbidly obese and look like something out of the canteena scene out of Star Wars but will only meet 6ft+ muscular handsome men. 'And if you don't like it fuck off' etc.

I'm not saying women shouldn't be picky, there's just a classy way to do it rather than making a big scene about it and expecting brad Pitt to come begging to meet "

brad pitt??

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

The ones who state "Please read all my profile", but then blatantly don't read all mine

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"The really really REALLY pretty ones...I'm more championship material so leave the premier ladies alone

That's silly

I know...most of the stuff i post is just attention seeking sillyness "

Ahhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just conducted a straw poll on some of the profiles of men who have contributed to this post and all I can say is '...people in glass houses...'

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

The women who state 'well hung', 'VWE', 'cock must be at least 8" or don't bother', etc, etc. Believe it or not, men have feelings too, and whether their appendage meets said requirements or not, we deserve to not be objectified as simply 'a big cock with legs'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attention seekers

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By *dstar01Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I've just conducted a straw poll on some of the profiles of men who have contributed to this post and all I can say is '...people in glass houses...' "

Hahahahaha.... unlike a woman to be wounded by a thread about women hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones who state "Please read all my profile", but then blatantly don't read all mine "

Yep, with you on this one. Also profiles with fuck all info about what they are wanting and few or deceptive pics.

People who refuse to send face pics before a meet.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Women whose age range ends at 45

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The women who state 'well hung', 'VWE', 'cock must be at least 8" or don't bother', etc, etc. Believe it or not, men have feelings too, and whether their appendage meets said requirements or not, we deserve to not be objectified as simply 'a big cock with legs' "

Load of bollocks anyway, most women I've been with are shit at telling size. You could be 6 inches and tell a woman it's 7 and she'd believe it if you know how to use it.

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

lol I've loved reading this thread ! Have to say guys I'm with you on some of your dislikes ... I've read a fair few ladies profiles and their demands are waaayyyy too high

It's great to see a mans view

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By *hatguyJoeMan
over a year ago

Preston


"How am I doing "

Brilliantly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The women who state 'well hung', 'VWE', 'cock must be at least 8" or don't bother', etc, etc. Believe it or not, men have feelings too, and whether their appendage meets said requirements or not, we deserve to not be objectified as simply 'a big cock with legs'

Load of bollocks anyway, most women I've been with are shit at telling size. You could be 6 inches and tell a woman it's 7 and she'd believe it if you know how to use it."

women are only shit at telling what size appendage men have because men insist on measuring from their arsehole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they say they don't like bi men

If they don't like tgirls

If they're female

These things all put me off

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By *dstar01Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"The women who state 'well hung', 'VWE', 'cock must be at least 8" or don't bother', etc, etc. Believe it or not, men have feelings too, and whether their appendage meets said requirements or not, we deserve to not be objectified as simply 'a big cock with legs'

Load of bollocks anyway, most women I've been with are shit at telling size. You could be 6 inches and tell a woman it's 7 and she'd believe it if you know how to use it.

women are only shit at telling what size appendage men have because men insist on measuring from their arsehole "

And the arsehole is usually in the kitchen

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By *op gooserMan
over a year ago

chester


"The women who state 'well hung', 'VWE', 'cock must be at least 8" or don't bother', etc, etc. Believe it or not, men have feelings too, and whether their appendage meets said requirements or not, we deserve to not be objectified as simply 'a big cock with legs'

Load of bollocks anyway, most women I've been with are shit at telling size. You could be 6 inches and tell a woman it's 7 and she'd believe it if you know how to use it."
Mate i'm an engineer i have pretty good eye to judge size and a lot of these women seeking vvwe are being shortchanged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate the ones that insist on no pics no reply but their avatars are fucking dark shadows and not one pic on their profile.

I won't message someone unless they have some kind of photo on their profile, and photo-verified (now standard membership I believe)"

It's not - we aren't photo verified

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women who can't read or listen and reply in post which asked the opinions of men...

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"The women who state 'well hung', 'VWE', 'cock must be at least 8" or don't bother', etc, etc. Believe it or not, men have feelings too, and whether their appendage meets said requirements or not, we deserve to not be objectified as simply 'a big cock with legs'

Load of bollocks anyway, most women I've been with are shit at telling size. You could be 6 inches and tell a woman it's 7 and she'd believe it if you know how to use it. Mate i'm an engineer i have pretty good eye to judge size and a lot of these women seeking vvwe are being shortchanged "

Oooo - is it time for some "penis facts" yet?

Given that the average erect penis is somewhere between 5 and 5 and a half inches long, I think this can work both ways. Men who do have a bigger penis than this, can, legitimately describe themselves as well endowed, I think this lieads to slight distortion for both parties, but as long as everybody is happy, who really cares?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is making me glad our profile says practically nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's quite a few on the forum who i wont pursue, they seem to have plenty of choice already and a lot of admirers. I don't see it as a worthwhile use of my time, I usually compare myself negatively to who seem to be their "favorites" on here and think i have no chance so i just admire from afar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything resembling the Gettysburg address and the instructions to assemble flat pack furniture generally make me move on.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"I hate the ones that insist on no pics no reply but their avatars are fucking dark shadows and not one pic on their profile.

I won't message someone unless they have some kind of photo on their profile, and photo-verified (now standard membership I believe)

It's not - we aren't photo verified "

You joined 7 months ago though; I think photo verification becoming mandatory is much more recent than that You have some cracking pics on your profile anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's quite a few on the forum who i wont pursue, they seem to have plenty of choice already and a lot of admirers. I don't see it as a worthwhile use of my time, I usually compare myself negatively to who seem to be their "favorites" on here and think i have no chance so i just admire from afar."

I'm sure those women you admire would love interest from you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate the ones that insist on no pics no reply but their avatars are fucking dark shadows and not one pic on their profile.

I won't message someone unless they have some kind of photo on their profile, and photo-verified (now standard membership I believe)

It's not - we aren't photo verified

You joined 7 months ago though; I think photo verification becoming mandatory is much more recent than that You have some cracking pics on your profile anyway "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's quite a few on the forum who i wont pursue, they seem to have plenty of choice already and a lot of admirers. I don't see it as a worthwhile use of my time, I usually compare myself negatively to who seem to be their "favorites" on here and think i have no chance so i just admire from afar."

Plenty of others on fab. Roughly 2% of fab use the forums

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By *op gooserMan
over a year ago

chester


"I hate the ones that insist on no pics no reply but their avatars are fucking dark shadows and not one pic on their profile.

I won't message someone unless they have some kind of photo on their profile, and photo-verified (now standard membership I believe)

It's not - we aren't photo verified

You joined 7 months ago though; I think photo verification becoming mandatory is much more recent than that You have some cracking pics on your profile anyway "
It is not mandatory to be photo verified, I disprove your theory.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"There's quite a few on the forum who i wont pursue, they seem to have plenty of choice already and a lot of admirers. I don't see it as a worthwhile use of my time, I usually compare myself negatively to who seem to be their "favorites" on here and think i have no chance so i just admire from afar."

Develop thicker skin and message people you like.

It's the only way to meet people, you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over negative profiles put us off but ours has got a bit like that! Annoyingly we very often get replies from ladies that are very harsh due to them only reading the first bit of our profile! So our biggest bugbear is people insisting that you read there profile, when they don't bother to themselves

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"There's quite a few on the forum who i wont pursue, they seem to have plenty of choice already and a lot of admirers. I don't see it as a worthwhile use of my time, I usually compare myself negatively to who seem to be their "favorites" on here and think i have no chance so i just admire from afar.

Plenty of others on fab. Roughly 2% of fab use the forums "

Do some people really limit themselves to only messaging forumites though?

I've met a few off the forums, but most of my meets haven't been on the forums, although I will occaionally try to recruit them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women who have no photos, but demand photos from guys "Or your message will be unread and deleted". And profiles not with preferences but demands " Must be over 6ft/bigger than 9 inches" etc or again, unread & deleted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's quite a few on the forum who i wont pursue, they seem to have plenty of choice already and a lot of admirers. I don't see it as a worthwhile use of my time, I usually compare myself negatively to who seem to be their "favorites" on here and think i have no chance so i just admire from afar.

Plenty of others on fab. Roughly 2% of fab use the forums

Do some people really limit themselves to only messaging forumites though?

I've met a few off the forums, but most of my meets haven't been on the forums, although I will occaionally try to recruit them..."

I have in the past met forum users but not anymore. Things can soon turn sour. I stick away from them now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well any that appear to have standards, obviously there is no point in me contacting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm shocked at how many men say they read profiles

When they clearly don't!! Or the ones that messaged me didn't "

With due respect how can we message you with your required age range of 99-99yrs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's quite a few on the forum who i wont pursue, they seem to have plenty of choice already and a lot of admirers. I don't see it as a worthwhile use of my time, I usually compare myself negatively to who seem to be their "favorites" on here and think i have no chance so i just admire from afar.

Develop thicker skin and message people you like.

It's the only way to meet people, you know. "

No it's not, most of my meets come from people messaging me first. I rarely message first, only very occasionally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's quite a few on the forum who i wont pursue, they seem to have plenty of choice already and a lot of admirers. I don't see it as a worthwhile use of my time, I usually compare myself negatively to who seem to be their "favorites" on here and think i have no chance so i just admire from afar.

Plenty of others on fab. Roughly 2% of fab use the forums

Do some people really limit themselves to only messaging forumites though?

I've met a few off the forums, but most of my meets haven't been on the forums, although I will occaionally try to recruit them..."

I don't limit myself, i just find I'm less likely to message/meet someone from the forums as I rightly or wrongly make judgements about them based on their contributions.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"There's quite a few on the forum who i wont pursue, they seem to have plenty of choice already and a lot of admirers. I don't see it as a worthwhile use of my time, I usually compare myself negatively to who seem to be their "favorites" on here and think i have no chance so i just admire from afar.

Develop thicker skin and message people you like.

It's the only way to meet people, you know.

No it's not, most of my meets come from people messaging me first. I rarely message first, only very occasionally."

Really?

I've only had a few unsolicited messages from women on this site. I've always been proactive in trying to meet the people I feel that I might like (which is not to say that I hassle people).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women who only want to meet tall men........"

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By *op gooserMan
over a year ago

chester

I don't really like seeing graphic photos of women on their profiles sucking dick or legs akimbo etc

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"There's quite a few on the forum who i wont pursue, they seem to have plenty of choice already and a lot of admirers. I don't see it as a worthwhile use of my time, I usually compare myself negatively to who seem to be their "favorites" on here and think i have no chance so i just admire from afar."

I still wuvs you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any profile thats just a list of "don'ts"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you. First thread I have ever posted. Not quite sure why there are some women posting on this though, get your own thread

And your profiles too long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's quite a few on the forum who i wont pursue, they seem to have plenty of choice already and a lot of admirers. I don't see it as a worthwhile use of my time, I usually compare myself negatively to who seem to be their "favorites" on here and think i have no chance so i just admire from afar.

Develop thicker skin and message people you like.

It's the only way to meet people, you know.

No it's not, most of my meets come from people messaging me first. I rarely message first, only very occasionally.

Really?

I've only had a few unsolicited messages from women on this site. I've always been proactive in trying to meet the people I feel that I might like (which is not to say that I hassle people)."

When I first joined i sent a lot of messages, was a lot of effort and got me nowhere. Now I'm very selective who I message. I've found there are better ways to get someone's attention on here than spamming out messages, you need to use all the features and different parts of the site to try and stand out and get noticed. It's tricky to start with as your natural instinct is to be direct and initiate contact. Playing the long game and having the patience and confidence that they will come to you isn't easy but it works for me.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"There's quite a few on the forum who i wont pursue, they seem to have plenty of choice already and a lot of admirers. I don't see it as a worthwhile use of my time, I usually compare myself negatively to who seem to be their "favorites" on here and think i have no chance so i just admire from afar.

Develop thicker skin and message people you like.

It's the only way to meet people, you know.

No it's not, most of my meets come from people messaging me first. I rarely message first, only very occasionally.

Really?

I've only had a few unsolicited messages from women on this site. I've always been proactive in trying to meet the people I feel that I might like (which is not to say that I hassle people).

When I first joined i sent a lot of messages, was a lot of effort and got me nowhere. Now I'm very selective who I message. I've found there are better ways to get someone's attention on here than spamming out messages, you need to use all the features and different parts of the site to try and stand out and get noticed. It's tricky to start with as your natural instinct is to be direct and initiate contact. Playing the long game and having the patience and confidence that they will come to you isn't easy but it works for me."

To be honest, my first messages get responses (or did, when I was meeting) more often than they don't.

They were never lengthy (nobody wants an essay), or sickeningly over complimentary. Occasionally I stapled my face to them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The women who state 'well hung', 'VWE', 'cock must be at least 8" or don't bother', etc, etc. Believe it or not, men have feelings too, and whether their appendage meets said requirements or not, we deserve to not be objectified as simply 'a big cock with legs'

Load of bollocks anyway, most women I've been with are shit at telling size. You could be 6 inches and tell a woman it's 7 and she'd believe it if you know how to use it."

From the tip of my index finger down to my thumb extended is 7.5" i know when a guys bullshitting

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"The women who state 'well hung', 'VWE', 'cock must be at least 8" or don't bother', etc, etc. Believe it or not, men have feelings too, and whether their appendage meets said requirements or not, we deserve to not be objectified as simply 'a big cock with legs'

Load of bollocks anyway, most women I've been with are shit at telling size. You could be 6 inches and tell a woman it's 7 and she'd believe it if you know how to use it.

From the tip of my index finger down to my thumb extended is 7.5" i know when a guys bullshitting "

You've got really big hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My profile has what i do and dont want on and is specifics but its an added filter to get what I actually like, I made to many exceptions last time round and this time I dont want to have to endure bad sex etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recently read a profile where a woman demands... that's right demands her meet escorts her to the club and takes her home. She also mentioned she is recently out of a relationship...... no wonder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The women who state 'well hung', 'VWE', 'cock must be at least 8" or don't bother', etc, etc. Believe it or not, men have feelings too, and whether their appendage meets said requirements or not, we deserve to not be objectified as simply 'a big cock with legs'

Load of bollocks anyway, most women I've been with are shit at telling size. You could be 6 inches and tell a woman it's 7 and she'd believe it if you know how to use it.

From the tip of my index finger down to my thumb extended is 7.5" i know when a guys bullshitting

You've got really big hands. "

My thumb sits lower down as im double jointed so my thumbs can push really far back.. handy measuring tool though

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"The women who state 'well hung', 'VWE', 'cock must be at least 8" or don't bother', etc, etc. Believe it or not, men have feelings too, and whether their appendage meets said requirements or not, we deserve to not be objectified as simply 'a big cock with legs'

Load of bollocks anyway, most women I've been with are shit at telling size. You could be 6 inches and tell a woman it's 7 and she'd believe it if you know how to use it.

From the tip of my index finger down to my thumb extended is 7.5" i know when a guys bullshitting

You've got really big hands.

My thumb sits lower down as im double jointed so my thumbs can push really far back.. handy measuring tool though"

Like the "Crocodile Dundee" of penises....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's quite a few on the forum who i wont pursue, they seem to have plenty of choice already and a lot of admirers. I don't see it as a worthwhile use of my time, I usually compare myself negatively to who seem to be their "favorites" on here and think i have no chance so i just admire from afar.

Plenty of others on fab. Roughly 2% of fab use the forums "

I tend not to pursue formites...often too embroiled in forum drama. Like previous poster many do have hud reds of followers and probably block delete messages regularly. I see that as poor odds. Same applies to someone with loads and loads of veris.... they have a big pool to return to.

I will pursue those who have the balls to message me first, those with few veris and those with an interesting profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My profile has what i do and dont want on and is specifics but its an added filter to get what I actually like, I made to many exceptions last time round and this time I dont want to have to endure bad sex etc"

It takes 2 to tango

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've found the women that message me are waaay pushier and demanding than some of the guys and their profiles reflect this. I don't like demanding or pushy!

The negative vibe isn't attractive either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My profile has what i do and dont want on and is specifics but its an added filter to get what I actually like, I made to many exceptions last time round and this time I dont want to have to endure bad sex etc

It takes 2 to tango "

Yeah just i can tango all night and most for 5 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The women who state 'well hung', 'VWE', 'cock must be at least 8" or don't bother', etc, etc. Believe it or not, men have feelings too, and whether their appendage meets said requirements or not, we deserve to not be objectified as simply 'a big cock with legs'

Load of bollocks anyway, most women I've been with are shit at telling size. You could be 6 inches and tell a woman it's 7 and she'd believe it if you know how to use it.

From the tip of my index finger down to my thumb extended is 7.5" i know when a guys bullshitting

You've got really big hands.

My thumb sits lower down as im double jointed so my thumbs can push really far back.. handy measuring tool though

Like the "Crocodile Dundee" of penises...."

Yep haha..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My profile has what i do and dont want on and is specifics but its an added filter to get what I actually like, I made to many exceptions last time round and this time I dont want to have to endure bad sex etc

It takes 2 to tango

Yeah just i can tango all night and most for 5 minutes "

It's usually the ones that claim to last that don't

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By *dstar01Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"My profile has what i do and dont want on and is specifics but its an added filter to get what I actually like, I made to many exceptions last time round and this time I dont want to have to endure bad sex etc"

To be honest nobody asked you about yours or any other womans....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My profile has what i do and dont want on and is specifics but its an added filter to get what I actually like, I made to many exceptions last time round and this time I dont want to have to endure bad sex etc

To be honest nobody asked you about yours or any other womans.... "

And as a public forum me and any woman can give our opinion. If you dont want women to speak put it on fab guys

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By *dstar01Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"My profile has what i do and dont want on and is specifics but its an added filter to get what I actually like, I made to many exceptions last time round and this time I dont want to have to endure bad sex etc

To be honest nobody asked you about yours or any other womans....

And as a public forum me and any woman can give our opinion. If you dont want women to speak put it on fab guys"

Thats it I'm gay... nose out of joint because men may not like something about you?

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•


"My profile has what i do and dont want on and is specifics but its an added filter to get what I actually like, I made to many exceptions last time round and this time I dont want to have to endure bad sex etc

To be honest nobody asked you about yours or any other womans.... "

don't read the comment then, as well as what she said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My profile has what i do and dont want on and is specifics but its an added filter to get what I actually like, I made to many exceptions last time round and this time I dont want to have to endure bad sex etc"

I think women in general are a lot more specific about what they want, men are usually a lot more flexible in their requirements.

You don't see many men's profiles saying they will only meet blondes who are at least a Double D and don't message me if you're not or I'll block you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My profile has what i do and dont want on and is specifics but its an added filter to get what I actually like, I made to many exceptions last time round and this time I dont want to have to endure bad sex etc

It takes 2 to tango

Yeah just i can tango all night and most for 5 minutes

It's usually the ones that claim to last that don't "

Even the ones who dont claim struggle too.. only a few dark horses ive met that can truly keep up!

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By *dstar01Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"My profile has what i do and dont want on and is specifics but its an added filter to get what I actually like, I made to many exceptions last time round and this time I dont want to have to endure bad sex etc

To be honest nobody asked you about yours or any other womans....

don't read the comment then, as well as what she said."

Its on the thread im reading... how can i not read it? And how do i know i didnt want to read it if i didnt read it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My profile has what i do and dont want on and is specifics but its an added filter to get what I actually like, I made to many exceptions last time round and this time I dont want to have to endure bad sex etc

It takes 2 to tango

Yeah just i can tango all night and most for 5 minutes

It's usually the ones that claim to last that don't

Even the ones who dont claim struggle too.. only a few dark horses ive met that can truly keep up! "

Some have veris to back them up aswell.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I won't message a woman who I've previously messaged and received no reply. I don't mean one offs, so much as a conversion that stops when the fem doesn't reply.

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By *oney4uCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Girls who say theyre bi but their profile is all about meeting men. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My profile has what i do and dont want on and is specifics but its an added filter to get what I actually like, I made to many exceptions last time round and this time I dont want to have to endure bad sex etc

To be honest nobody asked you about yours or any other womans....

And as a public forum me and any woman can give our opinion. If you dont want women to speak put it on fab guys

Thats it I'm gay... nose out of joint because men may not like something about you? "

Didnt say you were gay its just a place with no women on.. so they cannot comment.. since you seem to have such a problem with me commenting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My profile has what i do and dont want on and is specifics but its an added filter to get what I actually like, I made to many exceptions last time round and this time I dont want to have to endure bad sex etc

It takes 2 to tango

Yeah just i can tango all night and most for 5 minutes

It's usually the ones that claim to last that don't

Even the ones who dont claim struggle too.. only a few dark horses ive met that can truly keep up!

Some have veris to back them up aswell. "

Haha i never trust the veris.. i used to be quite flattering about people more than i should have been..

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"My profile has what i do and dont want on and is specifics but its an added filter to get what I actually like, I made to many exceptions last time round and this time I dont want to have to endure bad sex etc

To be honest nobody asked you about yours or any other womans....

don't read the comment then, as well as what she said.

Its on the thread im reading... how can i not read it? And how do i know i didnt want to read it if i didnt read it? "

she has female next to her name so as soon as you see that just move along.

OP can request women don't reply but its a public forum and women can ignore that request really.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"I won't message a woman who I've previously messaged and received no reply. I don't mean one offs, so much as a conversion that stops when the fem doesn't reply. "

I don't do that either, I assume that if there isn't a reply, we probably won't get on socially.

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By *dstar01Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"My profile has what i do and dont want on and is specifics but its an added filter to get what I actually like, I made to many exceptions last time round and this time I dont want to have to endure bad sex etc

To be honest nobody asked you about yours or any other womans....

And as a public forum me and any woman can give our opinion. If you dont want women to speak put it on fab guys

Thats it I'm gay... nose out of joint because men may not like something about you?

Didnt say you were gay its just a place with no women on.. so they cannot comment.. since you seem to have such a problem with me commenting "

You commented about you.... nobody asked you about you someone asked you about someone else...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My profile has what i do and dont want on and is specifics but its an added filter to get what I actually like, I made to many exceptions last time round and this time I dont want to have to endure bad sex etc

It takes 2 to tango

Yeah just i can tango all night and most for 5 minutes

It's usually the ones that claim to last that don't

Even the ones who dont claim struggle too.. only a few dark horses ive met that can truly keep up! "

I can provide written accounts sworn on the holy Bible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My profile has what i do and dont want on and is specifics but its an added filter to get what I actually like, I made to many exceptions last time round and this time I dont want to have to endure bad sex etc

It takes 2 to tango

Yeah just i can tango all night and most for 5 minutes

It's usually the ones that claim to last that don't

Even the ones who dont claim struggle too.. only a few dark horses ive met that can truly keep up!

Some have veris to back them up aswell.

Haha i never trust the veris.. i used to be quite flattering about people more than i should have been.. "

That's me told then

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My profile has what i do and dont want on and is specifics but its an added filter to get what I actually like, I made to many exceptions last time round and this time I dont want to have to endure bad sex etc

To be honest nobody asked you about yours or any other womans....

And as a public forum me and any woman can give our opinion. If you dont want women to speak put it on fab guys

Thats it I'm gay... nose out of joint because men may not like something about you?

Didnt say you were gay its just a place with no women on.. so they cannot comment.. since you seem to have such a problem with me commenting

You commented about you.... nobody asked you about you someone asked you about someone else..."

I was responding about what others have said they see on profiles.. i actually read all the responses, people have said they dont like xyz on profiles and i gave an explanation why a profile (using my own as an example) has that on.

Sorry i'll not be so logical as to help people understand why we do things like that on here.. heavens forbid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My profile has what i do and dont want on and is specifics but its an added filter to get what I actually like, I made to many exceptions last time round and this time I dont want to have to endure bad sex etc

It takes 2 to tango

Yeah just i can tango all night and most for 5 minutes

It's usually the ones that claim to last that don't

Even the ones who dont claim struggle too.. only a few dark horses ive met that can truly keep up!

I can provide written accounts sworn on the holy Bible "

Now now we've all seen red dwarf and we know thats a work of fiction

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"There's quite a few on the forum who i wont pursue, they seem to have plenty of choice already and a lot of admirers. I don't see it as a worthwhile use of my time, I usually compare myself negatively to who seem to be their "favorites" on here and think i have no chance so i just admire from afar.

Plenty of others on fab. Roughly 2% of fab use the forums

Do some people really limit themselves to only messaging forumites though?

I've met a few off the forums, but most of my meets haven't been on the forums, although I will occaionally try to recruit them..."

I've never met a forumite, and doubt I ever will lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yip my profile is long...

But iv put some bullet points in at the top for those that can't last

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By *harliebbwWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"The ones that are morbidly obese and look like something out of the canteena scene out of Star Wars but will only meet 6ft+ muscular handsome men. 'And if you don't like it fuck off' etc. "

cool you seen my profile then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yip my profile is long...

But iv put some bullet points in at the top for those that can't last "

It's well worth the read, judging by your amazing pics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not meeting at moment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you. First thread I have ever posted. Not quite sure why there are some women posting on this though, get your own thread

And your profiles too long "

as a newbie you wont know that, although the OP can request (or hope) that women don't post on here, he can't stop us as its a PUBLIC forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones that are morbidly obese and look like something out of the canteena scene out of Star Wars but will only meet 6ft+ muscular handsome men. 'And if you don't like it fuck off' etc. You are a trouble maker! Do you not realise they are a woman on a sex site full to the brim of men, they are entitled to exeptional males

You don't ask, you don’t get. Doesn't mean anyone has to be rude about what they're asking for by telling those under 6 foot or not muscular or handsome (which is hard to gauge anyway) to fuck off if they don't like it but some people are just rude. Even if I was one of the beautiful girls I would be put off a guy asking for one of the beautiful girls and being a tosspot about everyone else on the site in the process. You actually find the more attractive ladies don't have ranty profiles. They are used to the attention in the real world etc The 1's who aren't wanna make a statement about it to prove their worth and inflate their ego it seems."

Very very astute!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Profile is a one-liner telling you not to send one liners.

2. Joined a few months ago, has no pictures and no verifications but expects a face photo in first message or deleted.

3. "I have kids and they come first".

[Duh. Who are you trying to convince?]

4. "Don't wink us, we'll wink you."

5. Couples profile and the profile pic is a cock pic.

6. Sends a friend request without messaging you (obviously wants to see your 'friends only' photos) but has no photos of her own.

[Fuck off!]

7. Joined a year ago and has no verifications.

[Just hit the reset button.]

8. Cannot Accommodate Cannot Travel

[Just Kill yourself]

9. "?? You mailed them 7 months ago"

10. "I've been getting so many messages but you all need to work a lot harder for my attention".

[Eat a dick]

11. Profile pic is a facepic.

Clearly does not care about own privacy. Will not respect yours.

12. Has one pic of a nipple, or a tit, or cleavage, or lips or a pussy.

[Why not an ear or a kneecap or a toe? It's has "immature" written all over it]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Girls who say theyre bi but their profile is all about meeting men. "

Totally this. More than mildly irksome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Profile is a one-liner telling you not to send one liners.

2. Joined a few months ago, has no pictures and no verifications but expects a face photo in first message or deleted.

3. "I have kids and they come first".

[Duh. Who are you trying to convince?]

4. "Don't wink us, we'll wink you."

5. Couples profile and the profile pic is a cock pic.

6. Sends a friend request without messaging you (obviously wants to see your 'friends only' photos) but has no photos of her own.

[Fuck off!]

7. Joined a year ago and has no verifications.

[Just hit the reset button.]

8. Cannot Accommodate Cannot Travel

[Just Kill yourself]

9. "?? You mailed them 7 months ago"

10. "I've been getting so many messages but you all need to work a lot harder for my attention".

[Eat a dick]

11. Profile pic is a facepic.

Clearly does not care about own privacy. Will not respect yours.

12. Has one pic of a nipple, or a tit, or cleavage, or lips or a pussy.

[Why not an ear or a kneecap or a toe? It's has "immature" written all over it]

"

Number 12

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By *uck knows41Man
over a year ago

Arbroath

Only does bareback

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By *yz69Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Anyone who posts saying they have 500 unread messages. They won't read it so whats the point.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"1. Profile is a one-liner telling you not to send one liners.

2. Joined a few months ago, has no pictures and no verifications but expects a face photo in first message or deleted.

3. "I have kids and they come first".

[Duh. Who are you trying to convince?]

4. "Don't wink us, we'll wink you."

5. Couples profile and the profile pic is a cock pic.

6. Sends a friend request without messaging you (obviously wants to see your 'friends only' photos) but has no photos of her own.

[Fuck off!]

7. Joined a year ago and has no verifications.

[Just hit the reset button.]

8. Cannot Accommodate Cannot Travel

[Just Kill yourself]

9. "?? You mailed them 7 months ago"

10. "I've been getting so many messages but you all need to work a lot harder for my attention".

[Eat a dick]

11. Profile pic is a facepic.

Clearly does not care about own privacy. Will not respect yours.

12. Has one pic of a nipple, or a tit, or cleavage, or lips or a pussy.

[Why not an ear or a kneecap or a toe? It's has "immature" written all over it]

"

All of this, but I would add;

13. States "Been here before, know how it all works" [Meaning she doesn't want you to know how many people she met last time, in a 3 month spree]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a negative view - Nothing in the profile, it's just one line like 'ask me'. It's feels as though they're begging for attention.

On a positive - They're gorgeous, I feel they don't need any more messages off s single mail.

Other stuff outta me off sometimes but these stand out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of the things I'd say are already listed. So here's one that probably hasn't!

Hate profiles that don't know basic spelling, punctuation or paragraphing! And I've seen more than enough of my share of runaway profiles that are just a pain to read zzz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone who posts saying they have 500 unread messages. They won't read it so whats the point. "

My block list gets bigger and bigger. It's easy filtering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she's from a made up area...ain't no one got time to visit neverland ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

420 friendly

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By *icked_tongueMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"How am I doing "

You're doing just fine Jill....although it does say something about admin being involved; I promise I did read your earlier one x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How am I doing "

Very funny lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what makes a perfect profile? I haven't changed my profile text, I only removed my "popular" photos yet the type of message im getting has changed dramatically. Someone said about lack of photos or being able to see the whole body puts them off but im now getting much more respectful messages so I cant win since now im maybe missing out on someone who would've messaged me before!

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By *ogger03Man
over a year ago

alloa

Women with over 200 verifications

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women with over 200 verifications "

Why's that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women with over 200 verifications

Why's that?"

What does it matter why? It's his choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am sure mine puts a lot of men off..

which is a good thing as that's what its supposed to do

I've not had nearly so much mail since I adjusted it"

Haha same!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women with over 200 verifications

Why's that?

What does it matter why? It's his choice."

Depends on the reasoning really. Yep it's a choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you. First thread I have ever posted. Not quite sure why there are some women posting on this though, get your own thread

And your profiles too long

as a newbie you wont know that, although the OP can request (or hope) that women don't post on here, he can't stop us as its a PUBLIC forum "

Also cant women be put off messaging other wonen so also have an opinion on profiles

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