FabSwingers.com forum: Is the cock-pic the cyber equivalent of giving the middle finger?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's been a long day.

You're finally relaxing with a moment to yourself to optimistically browse through your messages and peruse for interesting profiles.

Jack is looking mighty fine in his suit with those bedroom eyes..

Brad's sense of humour is a breath of fresh air. His profile is witty and you chuckle involuntarily.

There's a warmth increasing in your tummy from the red wine and it has blissfully begun to massage its way into every region of your body.

Ahh... You're in the zone...oh yeah

Life is good....

No, it's perfect actually, as you put a generous piece of dark flavinoid rich chocolate in your mouth and let it melt away simultaneously with the darkness of your day.

But you don't want to think about that.

Brad's got you feeling broody.

You begin to notice the now evident smile that has been subtley carving its way onto your glowing face.

Your guard is down.

You're not prepared for that fateful moment when - cue the post-apocalyptic music - it suddenly assaults your screen hijacking your precious pixels and violently penetrating deep into the annals of your innocent psyche. You're disenchanted.

You've been cock-pic'ed !

Somewhere buried just beneath your level of awareness, you intuitively know that it is intended to deeply insult; but you neither have any proof of this nor do you even feel entitled to express it adequately at the risk of sexist double standards.

[Afterall, pussy-pics are, well, given a pussy-pass and deemed to be rather tasteful. Though there is an exciting panelboard of pleasure buttons exposed at the gates, it remains yet an entrance to further deeper mysteries that nature has modestly concealed from our vision unlike the brazen and bold cock. Like an unsheathed dagger, an oversized clitoris, it's blunt tool or weapon-esque presence makes it an offence to brandish and point... I digress.] In addition to the risk of a sexist double standard, the perpetrator is safely wrapped in a mantle of unassailablility - that mantle being the widely accepted assumption that he, like other cock-pic'ers, is sincerely and naively trying to connect in a meaningful, sex-facilitative way....

Or.. is he? [Evil laughter]

Perhaps it originates from a place of self-esteem underdeveloped. A no-brainer, I know. But beyond that, there's a finely tuned resentment at the experience and risk of rejections leading to despair and a disfigurement of the original drive to score.

It can be expressed in the following words;

"I want to connect but I don't actually believe I have a chance with you, deep down. I fear that it is pointless trying to score with you so I do not want to risk making a firm and determined effort with no return on investment. So i'll settle for the gratification of knowing that I 'made ya look'. I can make an unpredictable and stressful situation more predictable by brandishing the object of my insecurities. Yeah that's right, look at my £u¢!n& cock b!+¢#."

It's quite an effective £u¢k you!

I know what you're thinking, "if he doesn't actually want to connect, why does he try? Surely he is actually interested, right?"

Well, yes and no. You see, by making the attempt to connect, the offender allows himself to believe that they he has put in a sincere effort rather than live with the internal realisation that they simply aren't making an attempt.

This enables the offending cock-pic'er to project the fault of rejection solely upon the recipient of a hence justified 'up yours'.

It is interesting though.. where the middle finger gesture originated and that it is intended to symbolise an erect cock violating both the sexually repressed public space and the orifices of the intended target at the same time. The shock and awe

Society has long expressed its desire to abruply flash a cock at despised onlookers by use of symbolic gestures. Only now, it can be done through the cyber space more impunitively yet more graphically. Perhaps we owe the appeal of the cock-pic to the power it has been 'endowed' with by its ability to deeply offend. It's ability to stab and fuck our refined tastes for civility even in the circles of the dark and debaucherous. The cock alone says one thing and one thing only, and that is '£u©k you'.

Up yours, fabbers... up you all's indeed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I got bored before I reached the halfway point

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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it's probably the equivalent of flashing.

i read it all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah I got bored before I reached the halfway point "

I hear kegals and no-fap can help you with that problem.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"it's probably the equivalent of flashing.

i read it all."

I agree. I think flashing is actually what the middle finger is meant to represent. Flashing is the real "F you"

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"it's probably the equivalent of flashing.

i read it all.

I agree. I think flashing is actually what the middle finger is meant to represent. Flashing is the real "F you" "

can be, especially if the guy doesn't really like women and is using his cock to just gain advantage over them and doesn't care what they want.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Well after seeing your post I decided to see what your profile was like!! Omfg how long does it take you to get around to foreplay lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well after seeing your post I decided to see what your profile was like!! Omfg how long does it take you to get around to foreplay lol"

HAHAHA

It starts from the very first interaction and ends when I've talked a puddle into your seat.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Well after seeing your post I decided to see what your profile was like!! Omfg how long does it take you to get around to foreplay lol

HAHAHA

It starts from the very first interaction and ends when I've talked a puddle into your seat.

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well after seeing your post I decided to see what your profile was like!! Omfg how long does it take you to get around to foreplay lol

HAHAHA

It starts from the very first interaction and ends when I've talked a puddle into your seat.

Pmsl"

That prob isn't the kind of puddle he was hoping for

I don't flash the cock myself, ladies wanna see a pic of it they can bloody well take it themselves

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Well after seeing your post I decided to see what your profile was like!! Omfg how long does it take you to get around to foreplay lol

HAHAHA

It starts from the very first interaction and ends when I've talked a puddle into your seat.

Pmsl

That prob isn't the kind of puddle he was hoping for

I don't flash the cock myself, ladies wanna see a pic of it they can bloody well take it themselves

Well on this occasion it's all he's going to get lol

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I think you'd wear me out just by talking alone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think you'd wear me out just by talking alone

12 hours later the sun is rising.. you're there naked on the sofa still waiting for it, legs wide open now fast asleep .. I'm on the couch still talking about my entry strategy and using a pointer and diagram of the female anatomy. It's coming.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I think you'd wear me out just by talking alone

Pmsl again!!!!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I think you'd wear me out just by talking alone

That's what I fear

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

You have nice photo's though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have nice photo's though

Thank you

hahaha

Your photos are quite hot there too

... I'm writing a novel about it..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think you'd wear me out just by talking alone

Pmsl again!!!!"

Hahaha

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"You have nice photo's though

Thank you

hahaha

Your photos are quite hot there too

... I'm writing a novel about it.. "

I'm sure it will be best seller,I expect a free copy to pop in my downstairs loo for visitors. I just need to get the downstairs loo now!

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

"You have nice photo's though

Thank you

hahaha

Your photos are quite hot there too

... I'm writing a novel about it..

I'm sure it will be best seller,I expect a free copy to pop in my downstairs loo for visitors. I just need to get the downstairs loo now!

I think you both need to get a room, lol...

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"You have nice photo's though

Thank you

hahaha

Your photos are quite hot there too

... I'm writing a novel about it..

I'm sure it will be best seller,I expect a free copy to pop in my downstairs loo for visitors. I just need to get the downstairs loo now!

I think you both need to get a room, lol...

shh, i'm a nosey bitch and wanna see how this pans out...

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

"You have nice photo's though

Thank you

hahaha

Your photos are quite hot there too

... I'm writing a novel about it..

I'm sure it will be best seller,I expect a free copy to pop in my downstairs loo for visitors. I just need to get the downstairs loo now!

I think you both need to get a room, lol...

shh, i'm a nosey bitch and wanna see how this pans out..."

Sorry, I'll keep it down a bit, lol..

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"You have nice photo's though

Thank you

hahaha

Your photos are quite hot there too

... I'm writing a novel about it..

I'm sure it will be best seller,I expect a free copy to pop in my downstairs loo for visitors. I just need to get the downstairs loo now!

I think you both need to get a room, lol...

I'd need to buy a gag first before I arrived,at my time of life I don't have time to listen to a novel first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a pictorial metaphor for a dagger. Meaning they want to stab you with it.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"You have nice photo's though

Thank you

hahaha

Your photos are quite hot there too

... I'm writing a novel about it..

I'm sure it will be best seller,I expect a free copy to pop in my downstairs loo for visitors. I just need to get the downstairs loo now!

I think you both need to get a room, lol...

shh, i'm a nosey bitch and wanna see how this pans out..."

You could be waiting a while 3sum he's gone offline,I've bored him with my lack of intellect

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"You have nice photo's though

Thank you

hahaha

Your photos are quite hot there too

... I'm writing a novel about it..

I'm sure it will be best seller,I expect a free copy to pop in my downstairs loo for visitors. I just need to get the downstairs loo now!

I think you both need to get a room, lol...

shh, i'm a nosey bitch and wanna see how this pans out...

Sorry, I'll keep it down a bit, lol.."

thank you.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"You have nice photo's though

Thank you

hahaha

Your photos are quite hot there too

... I'm writing a novel about it..

I'm sure it will be best seller,I expect a free copy to pop in my downstairs loo for visitors. I just need to get the downstairs loo now!

I think you both need to get a room, lol...

I'd need to buy a gag first before I arrived,at my time of life I don't have time to listen to a novel first

Pmsl I think it'd take more than a gag

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"You have nice photo's though

Thank you

hahaha

Your photos are quite hot there too

... I'm writing a novel about it..

I'm sure it will be best seller,I expect a free copy to pop in my downstairs loo for visitors. I just need to get the downstairs loo now!

I think you both need to get a room, lol...

shh, i'm a nosey bitch and wanna see how this pans out...

You could be waiting a while 3sum he's gone offline,I've bored him with my lack of intellect

ooh, erm...

that's a shame. you and me had so much fun talking about nuclear fusion the other night and all the things that could be done with that. and i'd like to thank you for helping me work out the best way to scrutinise the results from my higgs boson testing, i got much better ideas of what was going on with your advice.

(hope that helps).

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"You have nice photo's though

Thank you

hahaha

Your photos are quite hot there too

... I'm writing a novel about it..

I'm sure it will be best seller,I expect a free copy to pop in my downstairs loo for visitors. I just need to get the downstairs loo now!

I think you both need to get a room, lol...

shh, i'm a nosey bitch and wanna see how this pans out...

You could be waiting a while 3sum he's gone offline,I've bored him with my lack of intellect

No no he's not bored he's aiming his cock in your direction he's that well hung he can reach you from where he is, which is win win you can't hear the novel lol

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"You have nice photo's though

Thank you

hahaha

Your photos are quite hot there too

... I'm writing a novel about it..

I'm sure it will be best seller,I expect a free copy to pop in my downstairs loo for visitors. I just need to get the downstairs loo now!

I think you both need to get a room, lol...

shh, i'm a nosey bitch and wanna see how this pans out...

You could be waiting a while 3sum he's gone offline,I've bored him with my lack of intellect

ooh, erm...

(hope that helps)."

Aw thankyou,glad to be of help. You know where I am if you need any more ideas

just off to Google that higgs testing thing

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"You have nice photo's though

Thank you

hahaha

Your photos are quite hot there too

... I'm writing a novel about it..

I'm sure it will be best seller,I expect a free copy to pop in my downstairs loo for visitors. I just need to get the downstairs loo now!

I think you both need to get a room, lol...

shh, i'm a nosey bitch and wanna see how this pans out...

You could be waiting a while 3sum he's gone offline,I've bored him with my lack of intellect

ooh, erm...

(hope that helps).

Aw thankyou,glad to be of help. You know where I am if you need any more ideas

just off to Google that higgs testing thing

haha.

google dr christos leonidopolous, he explains it really well.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

ooh, erm...

(hope that helps).

Aw thankyou,glad to be of help. You know where I am if you need any more ideas

just off to Google that higgs testing thing

haha.

google dr christos leonidopolous, he explains it really well."

Blink if he wants a conversation regarding it I'm buggered aren't I,I'm going to have to get you to reply to everything

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have nice photo's though

Thank you

hahaha

Your photos are quite hot there too

... I'm writing a novel about it..

I'm sure it will be best seller,I expect a free copy to pop in my downstairs loo for visitors. I just need to get the downstairs loo now!

I think you both need to get a room, lol...

I'd need to buy a gag first before I arrived,at my time of life I don't have time to listen to a novel first

Pmsl I think it'd take more than a gag "

A gag would help but it would mean that I have to switch to tap coding my message with rhythmic thrusts...

One short thrust for consonants

Long and deep thrusts for vowels..

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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ooh, erm...

(hope that helps).

Aw thankyou,glad to be of help. You know where I am if you need any more ideas

just off to Google that higgs testing thing

haha.

google dr christos leonidopolous, he explains it really well.

Blink if he wants a conversation regarding it I'm buggered aren't I,I'm going to have to get you to reply to everything

doubt anyone wants to talk about the higgs boson, although you could make jokes about the 'hardon' collider.

(it's hadron, don't fuck this up!!).

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"You have nice photo's though

Thank you

hahaha

Your photos are quite hot there too

... I'm writing a novel about it..

I'm sure it will be best seller,I expect a free copy to pop in my downstairs loo for visitors. I just need to get the downstairs loo now!

I think you both need to get a room, lol...

I'd need to buy a gag first before I arrived,at my time of life I don't have time to listen to a novel first

Pmsl I think it'd take more than a gag

A gag would help but it would mean that I have to switch to tap coding my message with rhythmic thrusts...

One short thrust for consonants

Long and deep thrusts for vowels..

Pmsl I need to stop encouraging this behaviour

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

ooh, erm...

(hope that helps).

Aw thankyou,glad to be of help. You know where I am if you need any more ideas

just off to Google that higgs testing thing

haha.

google dr christos leonidopolous, he explains it really well.

Blink if he wants a conversation regarding it I'm buggered aren't I,I'm going to have to get you to reply to everything

doubt anyone wants to talk about the higgs boson, although you could make jokes about the 'hardon' collider.

(it's hadron, don't fuck this up!!)."

I'm going to I know I am

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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ooh, erm...

(hope that helps).

Aw thankyou,glad to be of help. You know where I am if you need any more ideas

just off to Google that higgs testing thing

haha.

google dr christos leonidopolous, he explains it really well.

Blink if he wants a conversation regarding it I'm buggered aren't I,I'm going to have to get you to reply to everything

doubt anyone wants to talk about the higgs boson, although you could make jokes about the 'hardon' collider.

(it's hadron, don't fuck this up!!).

I'm going to I know I am

he's back, act natural. *smiles*

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

doubt anyone wants to talk about the higgs boson, although you could make jokes about the 'hardon' collider.

(it's hadron, don't fuck this up!!).

I'm going to I know I am

he's back, act natural. *smiles*

Oh yeah yeah,anyway any more hardon advice let me know. Fucked it up didn't I!

. He's more interested in the woman that's brushing him off anyway,why do men alway's go for the one's that do that. It's the challenge thing isn't it,I'm to god damn easy that's my problem

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

doubt anyone wants to talk about the higgs boson, although you could make jokes about the 'hardon' collider.

(it's hadron, don't fuck this up!!).

I'm going to I know I am

he's back, act natural. *smiles*

Oh yeah yeah,anyway any more hardon advice let me know. Fucked it up didn't I!

. He's more interested in the woman that's brushing him off anyway,why do men alway's go for the one's that do that. It's the challenge thing isn't it,I'm to god damn easy that's my problem

This is all so funny, I'm happy to offer some hardon advice, oops, balls...

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

doubt anyone wants to talk about the higgs boson, although you could make jokes about the 'hardon' collider.

(it's hadron, don't fuck this up!!).

I'm going to I know I am

he's back, act natural. *smiles*

Oh yeah yeah,anyway any more hardon advice let me know. Fucked it up didn't I!

. He's more interested in the woman that's brushing him off anyway,why do men alway's go for the one's that do that. It's the challenge thing isn't it,I'm to god damn easy that's my problem

This is all so funny, I'm happy to offer some hardon advice, oops, balls..."

Yes you're definitely an expert on that topic amongst quite a few others mmmmm

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

doubt anyone wants to talk about the higgs boson, although you could make jokes about the 'hardon' collider.

(it's hadron, don't fuck this up!!).

I'm going to I know I am

he's back, act natural. *smiles*

Oh yeah yeah,anyway any more hardon advice let me know. Fucked it up didn't I!

. He's more interested in the woman that's brushing him off anyway,why do men alway's go for the one's that do that. It's the challenge thing isn't it,I'm to god damn easy that's my problem

This is all so funny, I'm happy to offer some hardon advice, oops, balls..."

Excuse me this is a serious matter,it took the op a long time to write the above,which I've completely forgotten what it was about

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

doubt anyone wants to talk about the higgs boson, although you could make jokes about the 'hardon' collider.

(it's hadron, don't fuck this up!!).

I'm going to I know I am

he's back, act natural. *smiles*

Oh yeah yeah,anyway any more hardon advice let me know. Fucked it up didn't I!

. He's more interested in the woman that's brushing him off anyway,why do men alway's go for the one's that do that. It's the challenge thing isn't it,I'm to god damn easy that's my problem

This is all so funny, I'm happy to offer some hardon advice, oops, balls...

Excuse me this is a serious matter,it took the op a long time to write the above,which I've completely forgotten what it was about

He's loving every minute don't worry about him

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

doubt anyone wants to talk about the higgs boson, although you could make jokes about the 'hardon' collider.

(it's hadron, don't fuck this up!!).

I'm going to I know I am

he's back, act natural. *smiles*

Oh yeah yeah,anyway any more hardon advice let me know. Fucked it up didn't I!

. He's more interested in the woman that's brushing him off anyway,why do men alway's go for the one's that do that. It's the challenge thing isn't it,I'm to god damn easy that's my problem

This is all so funny, I'm happy to offer some hardon advice, oops, balls...

Excuse me this is a serious matter,it took the op a long time to write the above,which I've completely forgotten what it was about

pmsl, well, we can always change topic midway can't we?

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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doubt anyone wants to talk about the higgs boson, although you could make jokes about the 'hardon' collider.

(it's hadron, don't fuck this up!!).

I'm going to I know I am

he's back, act natural. *smiles*

Oh yeah yeah,anyway any more hardon advice let me know. Fucked it up didn't I!

. He's more interested in the woman that's brushing him off anyway,why do men alway's go for the one's that do that. It's the challenge thing isn't it,I'm to god damn easy that's my problem

This is all so funny, I'm happy to offer some hardon advice, oops, balls...

Excuse me this is a serious matter,it took the op a long time to write the above,which I've completely forgotten what it was about

me too. hardon collider though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

doubt anyone wants to talk about the higgs boson, although you could make jokes about the 'hardon' collider.

(it's hadron, don't fuck this up!!).

I'm going to I know I am

he's back, act natural. *smiles*

Oh yeah yeah,anyway any more hardon advice let me know. Fucked it up didn't I!

. He's more interested in the woman that's brushing him off anyway,why do men alway's go for the one's that do that. It's the challenge thing isn't it,I'm to god damn easy that's my problem

When a woman brushes me off I politely get off of her, roll over to the side of the bed and get dressed. I'm careful not to overstay my welcome. Lol

Now, just because I made it seem easy doesn't mean you were easy

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

doubt anyone wants to talk about the higgs boson, although you could make jokes about the 'hardon' collider.

(it's hadron, don't fuck this up!!).

I'm going to I know I am

he's back, act natural. *smiles*

Oh yeah yeah,anyway any more hardon advice let me know. Fucked it up didn't I!

. He's more interested in the woman that's brushing him off anyway,why do men alway's go for the one's that do that. It's the challenge thing isn't it,I'm to god damn easy that's my problem

This is all so funny, I'm happy to offer some hardon advice, oops, balls...

Excuse me this is a serious matter,it took the op a long time to write the above,which I've completely forgotten what it was about

pmsl, well, we can always change topic midway can't we?

Erm no!!! That's forum suicide do you not know that by now! We will be cast away and sent to Coventry and never be spoken about EVER again! Is that something you want,I know I'm not ready for that just yet. Fuck it what was this about...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

doubt anyone wants to talk about the higgs boson, although you could make jokes about the 'hardon' collider.

(it's hadron, don't fuck this up!!).

I'm going to I know I am

he's back, act natural. *smiles*

Oh yeah yeah,anyway any more hardon advice let me know. Fucked it up didn't I!

. He's more interested in the woman that's brushing him off anyway,why do men alway's go for the one's that do that. It's the challenge thing isn't it,I'm to god damn easy that's my problem

This is all so funny, I'm happy to offer some hardon advice, oops, balls...

Excuse me this is a serious matter,it took the op a long time to write the above,which I've completely forgotten what it was about

me too. hardon collider though.

Oh yeah cocks and hardons thanks

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

doubt anyone wants to talk about the higgs boson, although you could make jokes about the 'hardon' collider.

(it's hadron, don't fuck this up!!).

I'm going to I know I am

he's back, act natural. *smiles*

Oh yeah yeah,anyway any more hardon advice let me know. Fucked it up didn't I!

. He's more interested in the woman that's brushing him off anyway,why do men alway's go for the one's that do that. It's the challenge thing isn't it,I'm to god damn easy that's my problem

This is all so funny, I'm happy to offer some hardon advice, oops, balls...

Excuse me this is a serious matter,it took the op a long time to write the above,which I've completely forgotten what it was about

pmsl, well, we can always change topic midway can't we?

Fuck no, I don't want to be damned forever, right, where were we, ah yes, hardons...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

When a woman brushes me off I politely get off of her, roll over to the side of the bed and get dressed. I'm careful not to overstay my welcome. Lol

Now, just because I made it seem easy doesn't mean you were easy

Psss can someone let me know if he's flirting with me,I'm not sure

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

When a woman brushes me off I politely get off of her, roll over to the side of the bed and get dressed. I'm careful not to overstay my welcome. Lol

Now, just because I made it seem easy doesn't mean you were easy

Psss can someone let me know if he's flirting with me,I'm not sure

Definitely flirting..

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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When a woman brushes me off I politely get off of her, roll over to the side of the bed and get dressed. I'm careful not to overstay my welcome. Lol

Now, just because I made it seem easy doesn't mean you were easy

Psss can someone let me know if he's flirting with me,I'm not sure

yes. i'm gonna tell him you fancy him.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Fuck no, I don't want to be damned forever, right, where were we, ah yes, hardons..."

Hardons...very important to the continuation of the survival of mankind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Fucked it up didn't I!

. He's more interested in the woman that's brushing him off anyway,why do men alway's go for the one's that do that. It's the challenge thing isn't it,I'm to god damn easy that's my problem

You'll need more patience if this MFFF is to be a success.

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

When a woman brushes me off I politely get off of her, roll over to the side of the bed and get dressed. I'm careful not to overstay my welcome. Lol

Now, just because I made it seem easy doesn't mean you were easy

Psss can someone let me know if he's flirting with me,I'm not sure

yes. i'm gonna tell him you fancy him.

Me too

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

When a woman brushes me off I politely get off of her, roll over to the side of the bed and get dressed. I'm careful not to overstay my welcome. Lol

Now, just because I made it seem easy doesn't mean you were easy

Psss can someone let me know if he's flirting with me,I'm not sure

yes. i'm gonna tell him you fancy him.

I don't just fancy him,I fell in love with his....word's

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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" Fucked it up didn't I!

. He's more interested in the woman that's brushing him off anyway,why do men alway's go for the one's that do that. It's the challenge thing isn't it,I'm to god damn easy that's my problem

You'll need more patience if this MFFF is to be a success.

my friend likes you...really likes you.

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

Fuck no, I don't want to be damned forever, right, where were we, ah yes, hardons...

Hardons...very important to the continuation of the survival of mankind

Very true, although mine is used for fun only as my regeneration plumbing has been tinkered with..

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

" Fucked it up didn't I!

. He's more interested in the woman that's brushing him off anyway,why do men alway's go for the one's that do that. It's the challenge thing isn't it,I'm to god damn easy that's my problem

You'll need more patience if this MFFF is to be a success.

I'm thinking more fmmm. That is me and three guy's yeah?! I don't want to get myself into something to awkward

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Fuck no, I don't want to be damned forever, right, where were we, ah yes, hardons...

Hardons...very important to the continuation of the survival of mankind

Very true, although mine is used for fun only as my regeneration plumbing has been tinkered with.."

You'll have more than that tinkered with if you're found on here dear man!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

" Fucked it up didn't I!

. He's more interested in the woman that's brushing him off anyway,why do men alway's go for the one's that do that. It's the challenge thing isn't it,I'm to god damn easy that's my problem

You'll need more patience if this MFFF is to be a success.

my friend likes you...really likes you.

wonder who that is!

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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" Fucked it up didn't I!

. He's more interested in the woman that's brushing him off anyway,why do men alway's go for the one's that do that. It's the challenge thing isn't it,I'm to god damn easy that's my problem

You'll need more patience if this MFFF is to be a success.

my friend likes you...really likes you.

wonder who that is!

he doesn't believe me, just tell him yourself.

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

Fuck no, I don't want to be damned forever, right, where were we, ah yes, hardons...

Hardons...very important to the continuation of the survival of mankind

Very true, although mine is used for fun only as my regeneration plumbing has been tinkered with..

You'll have more than that tinkered with if you're found on here dear man!

Promises promises..

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Fuck no, I don't want to be damned forever, right, where were we, ah yes, hardons...

Hardons...very important to the continuation of the survival of mankind

Very true, although mine is used for fun only as my regeneration plumbing has been tinkered with.."

And works exceptionally well in the fun department ladies are you all interested in MFFF

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

" Fucked it up didn't I!

. He's more interested in the woman that's brushing him off anyway,why do men alway's go for the one's that do that. It's the challenge thing isn't it,I'm to god damn easy that's my problem

You'll need more patience if this MFFF is to be a success.

my friend likes you...really likes you.

wonder who that is!

he doesn't believe me, just tell him yourself.

Bugger!!! Op you are as fit as fuck in and out of your clothes. There I've said it and I'm now off to wash my potty mouth out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Fucked it up didn't I!

. He's more interested in the woman that's brushing him off anyway,why do men alway's go for the one's that do that. It's the challenge thing isn't it,I'm to god damn easy that's my problem

You'll need more patience if this MFFF is to be a success.

my friend likes you...really likes you.

wonder who that is!

he doesn't believe me, just tell him yourself.

Tell him what? I can hear you two whispering over there

It's getting warm in here. I need to remove a few layers.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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ooer, *runs off and hides round the corner, lurking*

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

" Fucked it up didn't I!

. He's more interested in the woman that's brushing him off anyway,why do men alway's go for the one's that do that. It's the challenge thing isn't it,I'm to god damn easy that's my problem

You'll need more patience if this MFFF is to be a success.

my friend likes you...really likes you.

wonder who that is!

he doesn't believe me, just tell him yourself.

Tell him what? I can hear you two whispering over there

It's getting warm in here. I need to remove a few layers. "

No novel to explain how lol

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"ooer, *runs off and hides round the corner, lurking*"

We need to whisper a little less loudly next time,as it appears some people have big ear's!

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over a year ago

" Fucked it up didn't I!

. He's more interested in the woman that's brushing him off anyway,why do men alway's go for the one's that do that. It's the challenge thing isn't it,I'm to god damn easy that's my problem

You'll need more patience if this MFFF is to be a success.

my friend likes you...really likes you.

wonder who that is!

he doesn't believe me, just tell him yourself.

Bugger!!! Op you are as fit as fuck in and out of your clothes. There I've said it and I'm now off to wash my potty mouth out

Shocking!

Not so fast.. I think you and the mouth can stay a while.

You've managed to articulate my exact response to your photos... confessions

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"ooer, *runs off and hides round the corner, lurking*

We need to whisper a little less loudly next time,as it appears some people have big ear's!

pushes you towards OP, i'm off to get a kit kat from the vending machine...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"ooer, *runs off and hides round the corner, lurking*

We need to whisper a little less loudly next time,as it appears some people have big ear's!

pushes you towards OP, i'm off to get a kit kat from the vending machine..."

Well that's ruined that you just had to mention chocolate didn't you!

. OP or chocolate op or chocolate

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

" Fucked it up didn't I!

. He's more interested in the woman that's brushing him off anyway,why do men alway's go for the one's that do that. It's the challenge thing isn't it,I'm to god damn easy that's my problem

You'll need more patience if this MFFF is to be a success.

my friend likes you...really likes you.

wonder who that is!

he doesn't believe me, just tell him yourself.

Bugger!!! Op you are as fit as fuck in and out of your clothes. There I've said it and I'm now off to wash my potty mouth out

Shocking!

Not so fast.. I think you and the mouth can stay a while.

You've managed to articulate my exact response to your photos... confessions

Apologies I just have a mouthful of choccie,I'll be with you in a tick...

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

"ooer, *runs off and hides round the corner, lurking*

We need to whisper a little less loudly next time,as it appears some people have big ear's!

pushes you towards OP, i'm off to get a kit kat from the vending machine...

Well that's ruined that you just had to mention chocolate didn't you!

. OP or chocolate op or chocolate

Chocolate..!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"ooer, *runs off and hides round the corner, lurking*

We need to whisper a little less loudly next time,as it appears some people have big ear's!

pushes you towards OP, i'm off to get a kit kat from the vending machine...

Well that's ruined that you just had to mention chocolate didn't you!

. OP or chocolate op or chocolate

Chocolate..!"

Upon further reflection it's op then chocolate,I'm at the age when one really shouldn't have to make a decision

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"ooer, *runs off and hides round the corner, lurking*

We need to whisper a little less loudly next time,as it appears some people have big ear's!

pushes you towards OP, i'm off to get a kit kat from the vending machine...

Well that's ruined that you just had to mention chocolate didn't you!

. OP or chocolate op or chocolate

Chocolate..!"

Ops busy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ooer, *runs off and hides round the corner, lurking*

We need to whisper a little less loudly next time,as it appears some people have big ear's!

pushes you towards OP, i'm off to get a kit kat from the vending machine...

Well that's ruined that you just had to mention chocolate didn't you!

. OP or chocolate op or chocolate

Your chocolate is all right here.

"Vending Machine".. would people get it if that were my screename?

That mouth of yours full of chocolate...

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over a year ago

"ooer, *runs off and hides round the corner, lurking*

We need to whisper a little less loudly next time,as it appears some people have big ear's!

pushes you towards OP, i'm off to get a kit kat from the vending machine..."

Such an instigator.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"ooer, *runs off and hides round the corner, lurking*

We need to whisper a little less loudly next time,as it appears some people have big ear's!

pushes you towards OP, i'm off to get a kit kat from the vending machine...

Such an instigator. "

shh. i'm busy trying to study my test results . the higgs decays quickly so i need to concentrate.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"ooer, *runs off and hides round the corner, lurking*

We need to whisper a little less loudly next time,as it appears some people have big ear's!

pushes you towards OP, i'm off to get a kit kat from the vending machine...

Such an instigator.

shh. i'm busy trying to study my test results . the higgs decays quickly so i need to concentrate.

Shut up woman I don't want more competition,I'm trying to pull him here without any big word's and stuff

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"ooer, *runs off and hides round the corner, lurking*

We need to whisper a little less loudly next time,as it appears some people have big ear's!

pushes you towards OP, i'm off to get a kit kat from the vending machine...

Well that's ruined that you just had to mention chocolate didn't you!

. OP or chocolate op or chocolate

Your chocolate is all right here.

"Vending Machine".. would people get it if that were my screename?

That mouth of yours full of chocolate...

That's sound's kinda sexy actually,I have slight movement

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ooer, *runs off and hides round the corner, lurking*

We need to whisper a little less loudly next time,as it appears some people have big ear's!

pushes you towards OP, i'm off to get a kit kat from the vending machine...

Such an instigator.

shh. i'm busy trying to study my test results . the higgs decays quickly so i need to concentrate.

Shut up woman I don't want more competition,I'm trying to pull him here without any big word's and stuff

Your picture is worth a thousand big words

Fortunately for you, I can't type them all to you as per your age restriction.

Sigh.. once again the numbers lock arms to loveproof a heart.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"ooer, *runs off and hides round the corner, lurking*

We need to whisper a little less loudly next time,as it appears some people have big ear's!

pushes you towards OP, i'm off to get a kit kat from the vending machine...

Such an instigator.

shh. i'm busy trying to study my test results . the higgs decays quickly so i need to concentrate.

Shut up woman I don't want more competition,I'm trying to pull him here without any big word's and stuff

Your picture is worth a thousand big words

Fortunately for you, I can't type them all to you as per your age restriction.

Sigh.. once again the numbers lock arms to loveproof a heart.

follow the green arrow to the older women younger men topic. perfect opportunity to snap her up in there.

(why yes i am encouraging chasing).

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

"ooer, *runs off and hides round the corner, lurking*

We need to whisper a little less loudly next time,as it appears some people have big ear's!

pushes you towards OP, i'm off to get a kit kat from the vending machine...

Such an instigator.

shh. i'm busy trying to study my test results . the higgs decays quickly so i need to concentrate.

Shut up woman I don't want more competition,I'm trying to pull him here without any big word's and stuff

Your picture is worth a thousand big words

Fortunately for you, I can't type them all to you as per your age restriction.

Sigh.. once again the numbers lock arms to loveproof a heart.

follow the green arrow to the older women younger men topic. perfect opportunity to snap her up in there.

(why yes i am encouraging chasing).

You evil matchmaker you xx

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over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

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over a year ago

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"ooer, *runs off and hides round the corner, lurking*

We need to whisper a little less loudly next time,as it appears some people have big ear's!

pushes you towards OP, i'm off to get a kit kat from the vending machine...

Such an instigator.

shh. i'm busy trying to study my test results . the higgs decays quickly so i need to concentrate.

Shut up woman I don't want more competition,I'm trying to pull him here without any big word's and stuff

Your picture is worth a thousand big words

Fortunately for you, I can't type them all to you as per your age restriction.

Sigh.. once again the numbers lock arms to loveproof a heart.

follow the green arrow to the older women younger men topic. perfect opportunity to snap her up in there.

(why yes i am encouraging chasing).

I haven't posted in that one yet,give us a tick...

oops, i meant the older ladies topic.

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over a year ago

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"ooer, *runs off and hides round the corner, lurking*

We need to whisper a little less loudly next time,as it appears some people have big ear's!

pushes you towards OP, i'm off to get a kit kat from the vending machine...

Such an instigator.

shh. i'm busy trying to study my test results . the higgs decays quickly so i need to concentrate.

Shut up woman I don't want more competition,I'm trying to pull him here without any big word's and stuff

Your picture is worth a thousand big words

Fortunately for you, I can't type them all to you as per your age restriction.

Sigh.. once again the numbers lock arms to loveproof a heart.

follow the green arrow to the older women younger men topic. perfect opportunity to snap her up in there.

(why yes i am encouraging chasing).

You evil matchmaker you xx

i have gotten too involved i think. time to back away and leave them to it again.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

As much as I like a ladies parts, minge pics don't get a green light either. Send me your genitals, expect a block

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"ooer, *runs off and hides round the corner, lurking*

We need to whisper a little less loudly next time,as it appears some people have big ear's!

pushes you towards OP, i'm off to get a kit kat from the vending machine...

Such an instigator.

shh. i'm busy trying to study my test results . the higgs decays quickly so i need to concentrate.

Shut up woman I don't want more competition,I'm trying to pull him here without any big word's and stuff

Your picture is worth a thousand big words

Fortunately for you, I can't type them all to you as per your age restriction.

Sigh.. once again the numbers lock arms to loveproof a heart.

follow the green arrow to the older women younger men topic. perfect opportunity to snap her up in there.

(why yes i am encouraging chasing).

I haven't posted in that one yet,give us a tick...

oops, i meant the older ladies topic.

I was getting confused then myself, I went off to check

. We got told off in there anyway

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By *oneythiefMan
over a year ago

Perthshire

"Yeah I got bored before I reached the halfway point "

Same here lol

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Op you're turning this into a trilogy never mind a novel just arrange a meet!!!

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