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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

would like a free service? It's non chargeable and i am offering this as a proof of concept idea to see if this service could be chargeable in the future as a legitimate business idea

Basically i am offering to test ladies faces out for cumonability. This will give you a good idea if your face looks good with cum all over it. I will test your face from a number of angles...for dripability, sluttyness and overall spunkability. At the end i will give you a full 1 page report based on my findings..if findings are inconclusive i may need to test your face again..and again. Please inbox me for this free service..before i start charging for it!

By the way i also offer the same service for tits

Thanks in advance

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

the sacrifices you make for women are legendary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"would like a free service? It's non chargeable and i am offering this as a proof of concept idea to see if this service could be chargeable in the future as a legitimate business idea

Basically i am offering to test ladies faces out for cumonability. This will give you a good idea if your face looks good with cum all over it. I will test your face from a number of angles...for dripability, sluttyness and overall spunkability. At the end i will give you a full 1 page report based on my findings..if findings are inconclusive i may need to test your face again..and again. Please inbox me for this free service..before i start charging for it!

By the way i also offer the same service for tits

Thanks in advance "

We offer this service frequently

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" the sacrifices you make for women are legendary "

Hey it's known in the trade as a loss leader..i give my services for free to get my name in the market

It's tough, and i have to cover my overheads (volume pills, viagra, sore forearms tubigrip) but its worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Entrepreneurial spirit. Can't beat it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tits are also subject to an additional test..brbrbrbrbrability

Basically i put my head between them and go "brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrb" wiggling my head backwards and forwards as quickly as possible

(can you tell i am on a boring conf call?)

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Tits are also subject to an additional test..brbrbrbrbrability

Basically i put my head between them and go "brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrb" wiggling my head backwards and forwards as quickly as possible

(can you tell i am on a boring conf call?)"

For gods sake don't get your replies mixed up

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tits are also subject to an additional test..brbrbrbrbrability

Basically i put my head between them and go "brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrb" wiggling my head backwards and forwards as quickly as possible

(can you tell i am on a boring conf call?)

For gods sake don't get your replies mixed up "

I once wrote an e-mail to my boss about an akward 'cuntomer' (meaning customer)...thing is the S is nowhere near the n...i was nbviously multi tasking at the time and chatting to someone else as well as my boss

She took it well though...like a trouper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This would make a corker of an episode of Dragons Den....I'm out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

This would make a corker of an episode of Dragons Den....I'm out "

I bet deborah meaden would ask for a demo.

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By *llNatural36FWoman
over a year ago

Denbighshire

How very kind of you to offer this service

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Tits are also subject to an additional test..brbrbrbrbrability

Basically i put my head between them and go "brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrb" wiggling my head backwards and forwards as quickly as possible

(can you tell i am on a boring conf call?)

For gods sake don't get your replies mixed up

I once wrote an e-mail to my boss about an akward 'cuntomer' (meaning customer)...thing is the S is nowhere near the n...i was nbviously multi tasking at the time and chatting to someone else as well as my boss

She took it well though...like a trouper "

Mr N once wrote an email to the CEO disputing his redundancy and signed off with a kiss. Oh how we laughed...eventually

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This isn't proving very successful. Think it's a non starter

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