FabSwingers.com forum: Do farts turn you on

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are farts sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are farts sexy"
god no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No!

Next question!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in the right scenario.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are farts sexy"

Ewww!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG definitely not .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't be serious!!!!!

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

If they area little squeek accompanied by a sexy giggle they can have a certain kinky appeal lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this for real???

God no!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this for real???

God no!"

And why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The noise of sweaty asshole farting gets me to the edge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WTF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horses for courses I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are farts sexy"

Yes, but only if it's Salma Hayek doing it, downwind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've yet to experience a sexy fart.....so to date, no. Farts in my experience, are not sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are farts sexy"

Whatever floats your boat op

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What if i was simon Cowell after a curry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes when I have a big shit I get some pre cum...is that the same lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been the subject of a "Dutch Oven" a few times!

Didn't find it a turn on, but I did laugh like hell after the shock, purely because she acted like butter wouldn't melt at first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if i was simon Cowell after a curry"

His high waistband would keep it in .

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Farting just farting no although I find it funny as fuck. But if you're laid in bed with someone very sexy and she lets loose because you both can't stop laughing then she giggles and laughs more then there's nothing better. And yes there's someone I'm thinking of here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm......

Let it out love

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

haha no

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There should be a law against females farting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight outta bel air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There should be a law against females farting"

windy bitches

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By *appy4ever2000Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"There should be a law against females farting

windy bitches "

Ladies don't fart. Everyone knows that....

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

It's a no from me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There should be a law against females farting

windy bitches

Ladies don't fart. Everyone knows that....

So you have never let one rip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are farts sexy"

No meets yet then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There should be a law against females farting

windy bitches

Ladies don't fart. Everyone knows that....

They do love puffs

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By *appy4ever2000Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"There should be a law against females farting

windy bitches

Ladies don't fart. Everyone knows that....

So you have never let one rip "

Me? Let one rip? Never. The Queen never farts either.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes but not on this .... youbshould get into the fart scene

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha i bet u have after a tin of beens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errm no I don't think farting is sexy. Sometimes it can be funny though.

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Fanny farts are funny lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There should be a law against females farting

windy bitches

Ladies don't fart. Everyone knows that....

So you have never let one rip

Me? Let one rip? Never. The Queen never farts either.....

Haha as if

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite ever question on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There should be a law against females farting

windy bitches

Ladies don't fart. Everyone knows that....

you express small clouds of chanelle no5 and wild roses, i forgot!

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

Never! I can't even think of a situation where a fart could be considered sexy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Theres these new tablets you can buy that make farts smell like flowers

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

When possibly could they be?

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By *lwayshorny2009Couple
over a year ago

Redditch

Noooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The mind boggles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Noooooo"

Yesyesyesyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny farts maybe

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"What if i was simon Cowell after a curry"

Even less so!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"There should be a law against females farting

windy bitches

Ladies don't fart. Everyone knows that....

So you have never let one rip

Me? Let one rip? Never. The Queen never farts either.....

If she does, she blames the corgies! Phil, put the corgies out,

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are farts sexy"

I like the smell of my own farts not so much anyone else's sometimes I'll inhale under the duvet if it's one I particularly like the aroma of, the smell of ones own fart has been compared to sniffing gear. Short sharp shock #rocketfuel.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Just when you thought the questions couldn't get any more bizarre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously though who doesn't like the smell of their own brand fs and you mean to tell me no one else does the duvet thing? #Lies pahahahaha

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Seriously though who doesn't like the smell of their own brand fs and you mean to tell me no one else does the duvet thing? #Lies pahahahaha

My ex husband used to do the duvet and I did find it funny,I was in love what can say. I prefer that to my last boyfriend who wouldn't even have a poo if I was in shooting distance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously though who doesn't like the smell of their own brand fs and you mean to tell me no one else does the duvet thing? #Lies pahahahaha

My ex husband used to do the duvet and I did find it funny,I was in love what can say. I prefer that to my last boyfriend who wouldn't even have a poo if I was in shooting distance

Aye, here in Glasgow we have a saying it's not love unless you can fart in front of each other no too sure about the pooping though maybe if there's an en suite

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Seriously though who doesn't like the smell of their own brand fs and you mean to tell me no one else does the duvet thing? #Lies pahahahaha

My ex husband used to do the duvet and I did find it funny,I was in love what can say. I prefer that to my last boyfriend who wouldn't even have a poo if I was in shooting distance

Aye, here in Glasgow we have a saying it's not love unless you can fart in front of each other no too sure about the pooping though maybe if there's an en suite

Oh yeah I like to have a poo in private,but if we stayed in a hotel he wouldn't even use the en suite he'd go down to reception,until I made him one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously though who doesn't like the smell of their own brand fs and you mean to tell me no one else does the duvet thing? #Lies pahahahaha

My ex husband used to do the duvet and I did find it funny,I was in love what can say. I prefer that to my last boyfriend who wouldn't even have a poo if I was in shooting distance

Aye, here in Glasgow we have a saying it's not love unless you can fart in front of each other no too sure about the pooping though maybe if there's an en suite

Oh yeah I like to have a poo in private,but if we stayed in a hotel he wouldn't even use the en suite he'd go down to reception,until I made him one day

Lol tbh a younger more self conscious me used to do that too, now I just do whatever feels right for the situation and the company am with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There should be a law against females farting

windy bitches

Ladies don't fart. Everyone knows that....

So you have never let one rip

Me? Let one rip? Never. The Queen never farts either.....

. The Queen had her pumping valve removed to make sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a purile sense of humour - I can't help but laugh when someone farts

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying not to fart whilst being 'attended to' is the hardest thing in the world

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Only when they bubble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Queefs yes

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By *riendly FiresCouple
over a year ago

Beverley

I trumped in the bath once, seemed to have a lot of bass on it, the bubbles whooshed up and seemed to say Edward Woodward. I'm sure the neighbours heard it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I trumped in the bath once, seemed to have a lot of bass on it, the bubbles whooshed up and seemed to say Edward Woodward. I'm sure the neighbours heard it. "

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

"Are farts sexy

Whatever floats your boat op

Yeah, why not. Whatever ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farts make the world go rooond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no its not good its a real turn off but if you could play a tune it would be a big laugh..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, never have been, never will be.

Biggest turn off ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'll be bum wizzeled!

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By *weetChariotMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Now, fanny farts, they are giggle material.

But others, oh my, no.

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By *weetChariotMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

"I have a purile sense of humour - I can't help but laugh when someone farts

Mrs"

Change of subject, just love that dress and look on your 3rd profile picture ... I bet that would be funny farting in that ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only my own fart's, I often cupcake my fart and have a smell and I bet you everyone smells there own fart even the Queen in fact when she blows one out I think she cupcake it and say smell this one phillip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be turned on if a guy farted on me, think its sexy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are farts sexy"
NO NO AND NO they can make me feel sick . And if they have been eating a curry oooo god no sell like a shit house .

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

No, they are hilarious unless they stink. If I do it and it stinks it's funny tho.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"No, they are hilarious unless they stink. If I do it and it stinks it's funny tho.

Agreed haha. Funnier when someone else has to suffer your guff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This iz hilarious

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By *ayingthepipeMan
over a year ago

N wales

Fanny facts are good

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I even have a veri which mentions my bum burping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG,,,,if they were sexy I'd be the sexiest woman in the world today,must be something I ate.

I can't believe I just admitted to this in front of everybody.

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By *punkymonkey40Man
over a year ago

derby

I don't find them sexy just very funny and if farted during sex that be it I be laughing too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had sex with a women who farted and no it not nice but that was long long time ago

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"I even have a veri which mentions my bum burping "

I just went to read it!

Sounds like you could start a one woman band with your bottom tunes!

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