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"My little hands are neither remarkable or impressive and nothing draws an eye to said appendage of my limbs My little hands are multiply sacred, burned, bashed and bruised,however they have done amazing little things. My little hands have held new born life My little hands have held weapons of death My little hands have held those I love close My little hands have Repealed those I despise My little hands have created pain My little hands have created art My little hands have bound the wounded My little hands have been often wounded My little hands have hushed bad dreams My little hands have stifled screams My little hands have shook with anger My little hands have shook with fear My little hands touch my lovers hair My little hands have taken her there My little hands touch her cheek as I kiss her lips My little hands have pinned her hips My little hands type these words My little hands have trembled at writing many My little hands have created sorry My little hands have clapped with joy My little hands are multiply sacred, burned, bashed, bruised, however they have done amazing little things It's an old one 14/12/15 " No wonder hands are little,bring so busy they must be wearing out  | |||
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"My little hands are neither remarkable or impressive and nothing draws an eye to said appendage of my limbs My little hands are multiply sacred, burned, bashed and bruised,however they have done amazing little things. My little hands have held new born life My little hands have held weapons of death My little hands have held those I love close My little hands have Repealed those I despise My little hands have created pain My little hands have created art My little hands have bound the wounded My little hands have been often wounded My little hands have hushed bad dreams My little hands have stifled screams My little hands have shook with anger My little hands have shook with fear My little hands touch my lovers hair My little hands have taken her there My little hands touch her cheek as I kiss her lips My little hands have pinned her hips My little hands type these words My little hands have trembled at writing many My little hands have created sorry My little hands have clapped with joy My little hands are multiply sacred, burned, bashed, bruised, however they have done amazing little things It's an old one 14/12/15 No wonder hands are little,bring so busy they must be wearing out " | |||
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"My little hands are neither remarkable or impressive and nothing draws an eye to said appendage of my limbs My little hands are multiply sacred, burned, bashed and bruised,however they have done amazing little things. My little hands have held new born life My little hands have held weapons of death My little hands have held those I love close My little hands have Repealed those I despise My little hands have created pain My little hands have created art My little hands have bound the wounded My little hands have been often wounded My little hands have hushed bad dreams My little hands have stifled screams My little hands have shook with anger My little hands have shook with fear My little hands touch my lovers hair My little hands have taken her there My little hands touch her cheek as I kiss her lips My little hands have pinned her hips My little hands type these words My little hands have trembled at writing many My little hands have created sorry My little hands have clapped with joy My little hands are multiply sacred, burned, bashed, bruised, however they have done amazing little things It's an old one 14/12/15 No wonder hands are little,bring so busy they must be wearing out "Still always busy and still picking up new scars and cuts etc. Yet still capable of amazing things | |||
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"My hands are rough as fuck,however... "My Dick" My dick cost a late night fee Your dick got the HIV My dick plays on the double feature screen Your dick went straight to DVD My dick - bigger than a bridge Your dick look like a little kid's My dick - large like the Chargers, the whole team Your shit look like you fourteen My dick - locked in a cage, right Your dick suffer from stage fright My dick - so hot, it's stolen Your dick look like Gary Coleman My dick - pink and big Your dick stinks like shit My dick got a Caesar do, Your dick needs a tweezer, dude My dick is like super size Your dick look like two fries My dick - more mass than the Earth Your dick - half staff, it needs work My dick - been there done that Your dick sits there with dunce cap My dick - V.I.P. Your shit needs I.D. It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S. we got dicks like Jesus It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S. we got dicks like Jesus My dick need no introduction Your dick don't even function My dick served a whole luncheon Your dick - it look like a munchkin My dick - size of a pumpkin Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin My dick - good good lovin' Your dick - good for nothin' My dick bench pressed 350 Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty My dick - pretty damn skippy Your dick - hungry as a hippie My dick don't fit down the chimney Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines My dick is like an M16 Your dick - broken vending machine My dick parts the seas Your dick farts and queefs My dick - rumble in the jungle Your dick got touched by your uncle My dick goes to yoga Your dick - fruit roll -up My dick - grade -A beef Your dick - Mayday geek My dick - sick and dangerous Your dick - quick and painless My dick - 'nuff said. Your dick loves Fred It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S. we got dicks like Jesus "I shouldn't be laughing at this one...  this my kind of humour at this time of night unfortunately ha ha | |||
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"My hands are rough as fuck,however... "My Dick" My dick cost a late night fee Your dick got the HIV My dick plays on the double feature screen Your dick went straight to DVD My dick - bigger than a bridge Your dick look like a little kid's My dick - large like the Chargers, the whole team Your shit look like you fourteen My dick - locked in a cage, right Your dick suffer from stage fright My dick - so hot, it's stolen Your dick look like Gary Coleman My dick - pink and big Your dick stinks like shit My dick got a Caesar do, Your dick needs a tweezer, dude My dick is like super size Your dick look like two fries My dick - more mass than the Earth Your dick - half staff, it needs work My dick - been there done that Your dick sits there with dunce cap My dick - V.I.P. Your shit needs I.D. It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S. we got dicks like Jesus It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S. we got dicks like Jesus My dick need no introduction Your dick don't even function My dick served a whole luncheon Your dick - it look like a munchkin My dick - size of a pumpkin Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin My dick - good good lovin' Your dick - good for nothin' My dick bench pressed 350 Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty My dick - pretty damn skippy Your dick - hungry as a hippie My dick don't fit down the chimney Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines My dick is like an M16 Your dick - broken vending machine My dick parts the seas Your dick farts and queefs My dick - rumble in the jungle Your dick got touched by your uncle My dick goes to yoga Your dick - fruit roll -up My dick - grade -A beef Your dick - Mayday geek My dick - sick and dangerous Your dick - quick and painless My dick - 'nuff said. Your dick loves Fred It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
I shouldn't be laughing at this one... this my kind of humour at this time of night unfortunately ha ha"Oh aye you should...it's funny as fuck whatever time it is!  | |||
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"My hands are rough as fuck,however... "My Dick" My dick cost a late night fee Your dick got the HIV My dick plays on the double feature screen Your dick went straight to DVD My dick - bigger than a bridge Your dick look like a little kid's My dick - large like the Chargers, the whole team Your shit look like you fourteen My dick - locked in a cage, right Your dick suffer from stage fright My dick - so hot, it's stolen Your dick look like Gary Coleman My dick - pink and big Your dick stinks like shit My dick got a Caesar do, Your dick needs a tweezer, dude My dick is like super size Your dick look like two fries My dick - more mass than the Earth Your dick - half staff, it needs work My dick - been there done that Your dick sits there with dunce cap My dick - V.I.P. Your shit needs I.D. It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S. we got dicks like Jesus It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S. we got dicks like Jesus My dick need no introduction Your dick don't even function My dick served a whole luncheon Your dick - it look like a munchkin My dick - size of a pumpkin Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin My dick - good good lovin' Your dick - good for nothin' My dick bench pressed 350 Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty My dick - pretty damn skippy Your dick - hungry as a hippie My dick don't fit down the chimney Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines My dick is like an M16 Your dick - broken vending machine My dick parts the seas Your dick farts and queefs My dick - rumble in the jungle Your dick got touched by your uncle My dick goes to yoga Your dick - fruit roll -up My dick - grade -A beef Your dick - Mayday geek My dick - sick and dangerous Your dick - quick and painless My dick - 'nuff said. Your dick loves Fred It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S. we got dicks like Jesus "Dude funny as fuck. Oh and she is well and truly let go. But if my dick is like a vending machine I'm shit scared of what's gonna come out. Because if it's a can of that's gonna sting like a bastard. | |||
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"My hands are rough as fuck,however... "My Dick" My dick cost a late night fee Your dick got the HIV My dick plays on the double feature screen Your dick went straight to DVD My dick - bigger than a bridge Your dick look like a little kid's My dick - large like the Chargers, the whole team Your shit look like you fourteen My dick - locked in a cage, right Your dick suffer from stage fright My dick - so hot, it's stolen Your dick look like Gary Coleman My dick - pink and big Your dick stinks like shit My dick got a Caesar do, Your dick needs a tweezer, dude My dick is like super size Your dick look like two fries My dick - more mass than the Earth Your dick - half staff, it needs work My dick - been there done that Your dick sits there with dunce cap My dick - V.I.P. Your shit needs I.D. It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S. we got dicks like Jesus It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S. we got dicks like Jesus My dick need no introduction Your dick don't even function My dick served a whole luncheon Your dick - it look like a munchkin My dick - size of a pumpkin Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin My dick - good good lovin' Your dick - good for nothin' My dick bench pressed 350 Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty My dick - pretty damn skippy Your dick - hungry as a hippie My dick don't fit down the chimney Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines My dick is like an M16 Your dick - broken vending machine My dick parts the seas Your dick farts and queefs My dick - rumble in the jungle Your dick got touched by your uncle My dick goes to yoga Your dick - fruit roll -up My dick - grade -A beef Your dick - Mayday geek My dick - sick and dangerous Your dick - quick and painless My dick - 'nuff said. Your dick loves Fred It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
Dude funny as fuck.
Oh and she is well and truly let go. But if my dick is like a vending machine I'm shit scared of what's gonna come out. Because if it's a can of that's gonna sting like a bastard."But where does the money go in? | |||
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"My little hands are neither remarkable or impressive and nothing draws an eye to said appendage of my limbs My little hands are multiply sacred, burned, bashed and bruised,however they have done amazing little things. My little hands have held new born life My little hands have held weapons of death My little hands have held those I love close My little hands have Repealed those I despise My little hands have created pain My little hands have created art My little hands have bound the wounded My little hands have been often wounded My little hands have hushed bad dreams My little hands have stifled screams My little hands have shook with anger My little hands have shook with fear My little hands touch my lovers hair My little hands have taken her there My little hands touch her cheek as I kiss her lips My little hands have pinned her hips My little hands type these words My little hands have trembled at writing many My little hands have created sorry My little hands have clapped with joy My little hands are multiply sacred, burned, bashed, bruised, however they have done amazing little things It's an old one 14/12/15 " You also seem to have a lot of time on your hands too | |||
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"My little hands are neither remarkable or impressive and nothing draws an eye to said appendage of my limbs My little hands are multiply sacred, burned, bashed and bruised,however they have done amazing little things. My little hands have held new born life My little hands have held weapons of death My little hands have held those I love close My little hands have Repealed those I despise My little hands have created pain My little hands have created art My little hands have bound the wounded My little hands have been often wounded My little hands have hushed bad dreams My little hands have stifled screams My little hands have shook with anger My little hands have shook with fear My little hands touch my lovers hair My little hands have taken her there My little hands touch her cheek as I kiss her lips My little hands have pinned her hips My little hands type these words My little hands have trembled at writing many My little hands have created sorry My little hands have clapped with joy My little hands are multiply sacred, burned, bashed, bruised, however they have done amazing little things It's an old one 14/12/15 " Little hands are great they make my dick look bigger | |||
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