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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've had a girl put lasagne on my cock and eat it. How weird can it actually get?

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By *JcouplemidlandsCouple
over a year ago

Peak District

"I've had a girl put lasagne on my cock and eat it. How weird can it actually get?

Could of been worse, she could of fancied a Vindaloo!!! X

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By *XMandMXxCouple
over a year ago

swindon

Oh it can get very weird indeed! The only limit is your imagination!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had a girl put lasagne on my cock and eat it. How weird can it actually get?

Could of been worse, she could of fancied a Vindaloo!!! X"

or a chilli

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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if it was cold then that'd be weird.

i'd love someone to do that with my feet and let me squish it around for a while, has to be warm lasagne though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"if it was cold then that'd be weird.

i'd love someone to do that with my feet and let me squish it around for a while, has to be warm lasagne though."

Let's try it

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"if it was cold then that'd be weird.

i'd love someone to do that with my feet and let me squish it around for a while, has to be warm lasagne though."

Oh no

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"if it was cold then that'd be weird.

i'd love someone to do that with my feet and let me squish it around for a while, has to be warm lasagne though.

Let's try it

my feet, your lasagna?

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"if it was cold then that'd be weird.

i'd love someone to do that with my feet and let me squish it around for a while, has to be warm lasagne though.

Oh no

my feet will be clean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I refer you to my other thread about Boston Pancakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We once fucked in a paddling pool of custard and poured it in our underwear n stuff. The only issue was we microwaved jugs of the stuff so some areas were nice and warm and some scalding hot

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

Nettling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We once fucked in a paddling pool of custard and poured it in our underwear n stuff. The only issue was we microwaved jugs of the stuff so some areas were nice and warm and some scalding hot

Sploshing is great fun!

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

What's it called when guys go round dogging car parks drinking cum from used condoms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's it called when guys go round dogging car parks drinking cum from used condoms. "

That's got a name? Jeeeesus

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"What's it called when guys go round dogging car parks drinking cum from used condoms.

That's got a name? Jeeeesus"

Yeah and what's it called when guys suck cum from their male lovers arsehole through a straw ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's it called when guys go round dogging car parks drinking cum from used condoms.

That's got a name? Jeeeesus

Yeah and what's it called when guys suck cum from their male lovers arsehole through a straw ?"

That's Felching

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

Anyone for docking

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By *iverscuMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

Mind blown at some of these lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone for docking

Now this I cannot get my head around, and I am very open minded.

Eeewwwwww, gross.

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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago

marlow

"I've had a girl put lasagne on my cock and eat it. How weird can it actually get?

I actually just spit out my coffee lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had a girl put lasagne on my cock and eat it. How weird can it actually get?

I actually just spit out my coffee lol"

Oh jeez...there will be someone wanking at that thought now ...you enabler you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I know what docking is, would someone clarify it. I think my wife did it to myself and a friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are people who fuck cars

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"I think I know what docking is, would someone clarify it. I think my wife did it to myself and a friend."

The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I know what docking is, would someone clarify it. I think my wife did it to myself and a friend.

The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis."

Ahh, I was thinking about space docking which is pooiing in a women's pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I know what docking is, would someone clarify it. I think my wife did it to myself and a friend.

The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis.

Ahh, I was thinking about space docking which is pooiing in a women's pussy."

*pooing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are people who fuck cars

The exhaust pipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's it called when guys go round dogging car parks drinking cum from used condoms.

That's got a name? Jeeeesus"

Eeeeeeeewwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had a girl put lasagne on my cock and eat it. How weird can it actually get?

Could of been worse, she could of fancied a Vindaloo!!! X"
lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I know what docking is, would someone clarify it. I think my wife did it to myself and a friend.

The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis."

Thank you. My wife and I were doing a photo shoot with another couple, and my wife was knelt in front of me and the other guy, with both our cocks close to her mouth. She thought it would be funny to rub our bell ends together. Caught us both off guard to be honest, but the girls thought it was hilarious.

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By *layfulCouple86Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

"if it was cold then that'd be weird.

i'd love someone to do that with my feet and let me squish it around for a while, has to be warm lasagne though.

Oh no

my feet will be clean.

Why not, never really played with food or feet that much it could be interesting.

Mr PC

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By *itch269Couple
over a year ago

Horley

Letting a man drink my piss direct from the source lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One half of the couple, m/m m/f f/f shits in a condom, pop it in the freezer, and when it's done fuck each other with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One half of the couple, m/m m/f f/f shits in a condom, pop it in the freezer, and when it's done fuck each other with it."
ooo no when that heats up could go all over yukkkkkkkkkkkkk

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By *aveandSue1Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

"I refer you to my other thread about Boston Pancakes"

Don't Google it. I just did and wished I hadn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my word. What ever next??

This thread is making me feel sick but it's ever so funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You people are vile !!!

Me and my old wino's sock lover are out of here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going ever so slightly off the topic, anyone who hasn't seen 'Two girls one cup' should try and find it on google.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going ever so slightly off the topic, anyone who hasn't seen 'Two girls one cup' should try and find it on google."

Most disgusting thing ive ever seen !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going ever so slightly off the topic, anyone who hasn't seen 'Two girls one cup' should try and find it on google.

Most disgusting thing ive ever seen !!!"

Totally agree with you. It brought tears to my eyes and a lump in my throat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if it was cold then that'd be weird.

i'd love someone to do that with my feet and let me squish it around for a while, has to be warm lasagne though."

Funny though it appears, this sounds strangely cock-hardening to me...

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"One half of the couple, m/m m/f f/f shits in a condom, pop it in the freezer, and when it's done fuck each other with it."

What

And why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One half of the couple, m/m m/f f/f shits in a condom, pop it in the freezer, and when it's done fuck each other with it.

What

And why

It's called Alaskan Pipeline, don't know the answer to either I'm afraid. Each to their own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a video of a guy using a tube to puss up his own arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw a video of a guy using a tube to puss up his own arse "

*piss

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By *ddibleMan
over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury

I met a girl who would freeze her pee in ice cube trays and put them in your drinks, she'd get off watching you take a drink. I only found out when I caught her peeing into the tray in the kitchen. You might have guessed this relationship didn't last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We once fucked in a paddling pool of custard and poured it in our underwear n stuff. The only issue was we microwaved jugs of the stuff so some areas were nice and warm and some scalding hot

Your supposed to stir it well before enjoying it....I did this with a couple not long back....interesting eating it out of her pussy!

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"I met a girl who would freeze her pee in ice cube trays and put them in your drinks, she'd get off watching you take a drink. I only found out when I caught her peeing into the tray in the kitchen. You might have guessed this relationship didn't last "

Consensual regardless of activity always works best

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"if it was cold then that'd be weird.

i'd love someone to do that with my feet and let me squish it around for a while, has to be warm lasagne though."

Think of the saving on Parmesan

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By *ddibleMan
over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury

Consensual regardless of activity always works best

Yes I agree, it wasn't the point of what she was doing it was the way she chose to do it that offended me.

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over a year ago

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By *ittykat76Woman
over a year ago

Plymouth

Wtf have I just been reading

lol

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

Wish I could have some of these ice cubes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going ever so slightly off the topic, anyone who hasn't seen 'Two girls one cup' should try and find it on google.

Most disgusting thing ive ever seen !!!

Totally agree with you. It brought tears to my eyes and a lump in my throat."

Never been able to find it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once saw a guy bend his lady over and clamp her Tits in a black and decker workmate then buff her arse with a rotary polisher.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

None of these things shock me, a tad jaded perhaps. Only thing that does is acts of non consent.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

This thread has given me the willies.

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

The urban dictionary is full of strange sexual acts, like gorilla masking and wolf bagging....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Letting a man drink my piss direct from the source lol x"

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

why o why did I google boston pancake I now feel sick lol fab ya got me again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone for docking

Now this I cannot get my head around, and I am very open minded.

Eeewwwwww, gross."

What's docking???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find that quite hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are people who fuck cars

quick fit isn't it?

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By *aughtybooyMan
over a year ago

maidstone

I have a armpit fetish!! Love to lick a woman's armpits who hasn't experienced it before

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By *inkpanther773Man
over a year ago

leigh

Knew a guy who loved being smothered in chocolate spread and cling film, just made a big mess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a armpit fetish!! Love to lick a woman's armpits who hasn't experienced it before "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once saw a guy bend his lady over and clamp her Tits in a black and decker workmate then buff her arse with a rotary polisher.

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......nice

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By *ade_of_StarsCouple
over a year ago

Whitburn

"I've had a girl put lasagne on my cock and eat it. How weird can it actually get?

That's pasta joke!

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