FabSwingers.com forum: What NOT to do.

By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I am meeting someone for a drink this week and we were swapping texts last week when he asked for any tips. As a joke I said all he needed to do was turn up and not smell of garlic! Got me thinking though - I'd be put off by someone who smelled strongly of garlic or onions on a meet. I don't have anything against them, love eating them in fact, but stale garlic breath is yuk!

So is there anything you'd prefer a meet NOT to do? This could be a useful thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep turn up with cheesy balls lol be freshly showered and always smelling nice.

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

can we add.. not turn up and expect us all to leap into sexy action.. it can take a few minutes to feel comfortable.. a chat or drink to start with is always good.even if we have aggreed to play on first date"!!!

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By *ouple1234Couple
over a year ago

BELFAST UK

dont bring your mother with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont bring your mother with you

NOT try and insist on me shagging them when i've made clear upfront that i draw the line at oral with a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not go on about;

your ex

your conquests

your life history

Please do not brag about how 'amazing you are' actions speak louder than words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please do not brag about how 'amazing you are' actions speak louder than words

**sniggers**

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Prefer our meets not to be pissed, not very flattering if they have to be d*unk to have the courage lol!

A drink or two to take the edge off the nerves is fine, but thats as far as it goes!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

3 suitcases, picture of mum and dad, and completed mail redirection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not brag about cock size and amazing oral skills and then turn out to be crap at oral and have cock the size of a cocktail sausage

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

say you can breathe thro your ears...

unless you bring a body bag and an undertakers number....

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By *opeye-OliveCouple
over a year ago

worcester

....lie back and think of England

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

We pick carefully and find they always turn up perfectly preened and looking/smelling hot. Never had to make a single complaint!

Mistress x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do not go on about;

your ex

your conquests

your life history

Please do not brag about how 'amazing you are' actions speak louder than words

had a meet like that......YAWN

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"not brag about cock size and amazing oral skills and then turn out to be crap at oral and have cock the size of a cocktail sausage

Glad it's not just me then!!!

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

know the difference between a social meeting for coffee/drink/chat and a play meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would always turn up smelling nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was told not to wear my shades

i like them, but did as i was told.

i.e. i look like robocop so im told pmsl

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By *isub69Man
over a year ago

Epsom

I can't understand how people can turn up for a met without showering etc. If you have been traveling all day try and find somewhere for a shower first....

I really don't like guys who the first time I meet them think that they can just whip it out and make me suck it...I may be submissive but foreplay has a purpose.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"know the difference between a social meeting for coffee/drink/chat and a play meet"

so with you on that one Rhona...

oh, and never discuss the "strings"

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Sadly I had a recent meet who turned up late, scruffy and smelling of beer. I was off like a rat up a drain pipe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not turn up in a bright zoot suit!

I'm not a theatrical agent holding auditions for Bugsy Malone!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"i was told not to wear my shades

i like them, but did as i was told.

i.e. i look like robocop so im told pmsl

i like your shades

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't understand how people can turn up for a met without showering etc. If you have been traveling all day try and find somewhere for a shower first....

I really don't like guys who the first time I meet them think that they can just whip it out and make me suck it...I may be submissive but foreplay has a purpose.

or get in the shower together and make it fun

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

bring their mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont turn up in a batman and robin costume to find its a wake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

must be clean and fresh and no green teeth yuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask me to find some mates to bring along. If you want a group find and approve them yourself. Otherwise be careful when i turn up with the rugby team and the opposition.

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

not turn up to a meet suffering from premature ageing... about 20 or so years since that profile picture was taken....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do NOT talk about yourself non stop for 5 hours.

Complete turn off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not arrange a meet with me then drop into conversation how you 'happen' to have a lovely bi playmate and can she meet with us.

If I want a couple meet I'd arrange one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do not arrange a meet with me then drop into conversation how you 'happen' to have a lovely bi playmate and can she meet with us.

If I want a couple meet I'd arrange one."

And that lovely best mate of yours who isn't on this site but fancy's 'a go' can fekk off too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do not arrange a meet with me then drop into conversation how you 'happen' to have a lovely bi playmate and can she meet with us.

If I want a couple meet I'd arrange one.

And that lovely best mate of yours who isn't on this site but fancy's 'a go' can fekk off too! "

+1 !

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

lol had so many single guys at a club, tell us how there partner is a beautiful young asian woman.

Not sure if they use it as a "play with me tonight and with luck she can join in next time" type lure..

but we always just nod with the yes of course you do kinda look.

Also had lots of singles with the "I could bring my fb, heres a profile of her link" yet her profile often says "not meeting people atm"

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By *ndy pandy and looby looCouple
over a year ago

YORK/LEEDS/HARROGATE/EAST COAST/NORTH WALES

Know afewmen who are delighted with mother and daughter senario!!!

I would not mind a father and son mix!! :-S for s&B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a kind of glint in their eye when we say that I only take anal from the Monkey...it's stated as a hard and fast rule...not a challenge...

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