FabSwingers.com forum: Status updates

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi,

I get so confused with updates.. here are my favourite constant ones i see.. you ladies and couples will see different ones depending on your preferences. i thought Why not share here and we can all have a giggle.

Most common updates I see..

1. Not here to chat

2. Bored of this site

3. Meet tonight followed by immediate "just browsing"

4. Cant wait for the weekend ( on sunday night )

5. Please stop messaging me as cannot keep up

6. Am leaving

7. Occupato

8. In hotel nobody turned up

9. Dont contact me ever

10. Not a swinger

11. Afraid we are not playing just browsing

By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•

balls need emptying

anyone want to suck my cock

bored

looking for anything

anyone want chat my kik is *****

horny

free now

looking for nsa

so hard to get a meet

is anyone genuine

anybody chat?

By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Need to empty my balls

Is anyone genuine on here

Does anyone meet

Status updates - humour me