FabSwingers.com forum: what would you have done?

By *amjoyce OP Man
over a year ago

london

I'm in hospital, feeling very good actually but going nuts with all the sexy nurses... Especially they keep asking me if I need anything else... Mmm

what should I answer to that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most nurses I know wear shapeless baggy tops and trousers..

Is yours a carlsberg hospital

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

If you actually need something then ask them .if its some sexual fantasy ..keep it to yourself and don't waste their time as they are far too busy to deal with nonsense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Answer yes or no as appropriate

Treat them with respect

They are there to care and help people get better

Not leered at or have innuendos made at them

Get better, get home, get a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing.then have a wank in private.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"I'm in hospital, feeling very good actually but going nuts with all the sexy nurses... Especially they keep asking me if I need anything else... Mmm

what should I answer to that?"

Unless you're in a Carry On film hospital, I'd just answer yes or no.

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By *amjoyce OP Man
over a year ago

london

"If you actually need something then ask them .if its some sexual fantasy ..keep it to yourself and don't waste their time as they are far too busy to deal with nonsense "

Haha I would never have asked anything sexual... I'm just bored and was thinking what would others say...

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By *amjoyce OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Most nurses I know wear shapeless baggy tops and trousers..

Is yours a carlsberg hospital

I wish... Don't get me wrong it's very nice NHS but the nurses here wear tight uniform mostly though maybe I've had too much drugs... Lol

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By *s cynicalWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Most nurses I know wear shapeless baggy tops and trousers..

Is yours a carlsberg hospital

I wish... Don't get me wrong it's very nice NHS but the nurses here wear tight uniform mostly though maybe I've had too much drugs... Lol"

Really?

In NHS Scotland we all wear unattractive unisex trousers and tunics. I thought this was the same in other parts of the country

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most nurses I know wear shapeless baggy tops and trousers..

Is yours a carlsberg hospital

I wish... Don't get me wrong it's very nice NHS but the nurses here wear tight uniform mostly though maybe I've had too much drugs... Lol

Really?

In NHS Scotland we all wear unattractive unisex trousers and tunics. I thought this was the same in other parts of the country"

aye, bring back the carry on nurses...shows yer big tits n sussies doll

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

When I stayed in hospital it was like they had gathered all the ugly nurses they could find.

But the female doc was stunning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most nurses I know wear shapeless baggy tops and trousers..

Is yours a carlsberg hospital

I wish... Don't get me wrong it's very nice NHS but the nurses here wear tight uniform mostly though maybe I've had too much drugs... Lol

Really?

In NHS Scotland we all wear unattractive unisex trousers and tunics. I thought this was the same in other parts of the country"

It is a standard look across the NHS hospitals as I've been to visit a few in my time just different colours for different departments lol

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By *s cynicalWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Most nurses I know wear shapeless baggy tops and trousers..

Is yours a carlsberg hospital

I wish... Don't get me wrong it's very nice NHS but the nurses here wear tight uniform mostly though maybe I've had too much drugs... Lol

Really?

In NHS Scotland we all wear unattractive unisex trousers and tunics. I thought this was the same in other parts of the country

aye, bring back the carry on nurses...shows yer big tits n sussies doll

I can laugh like Barbara Windsor for you ....but I look like Hattie Jacques

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most nurses I know wear shapeless baggy tops and trousers..

Is yours a carlsberg hospital

That's perfectly describes me.scrubs and trousers.sooo not sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'd tell 'em i need an extra pudding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most nurses I know wear shapeless baggy tops and trousers..

Is yours a carlsberg hospital

I wish... Don't get me wrong it's very nice NHS but the nurses here wear tight uniform mostly though maybe I've had too much drugs... Lol

Really?

In NHS Scotland we all wear unattractive unisex trousers and tunics. I thought this was the same in other parts of the country

aye, bring back the carry on nurses...shows yer big tits n sussies doll

I can laugh like Barbara Windsor for you ....but I look like Hattie Jacques

lolol no you bloody dont!- get ya bent over soon n see to your nurses pouch

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By *s cynicalWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Most nurses I know wear shapeless baggy tops and trousers..

Is yours a carlsberg hospital

I wish... Don't get me wrong it's very nice NHS but the nurses here wear tight uniform mostly though maybe I've had too much drugs... Lol

Really?

In NHS Scotland we all wear unattractive unisex trousers and tunics. I thought this was the same in other parts of the country

aye, bring back the carry on nurses...shows yer big tits n sussies doll

I can laugh like Barbara Windsor for you ....but I look like Hattie Jacques

lolol no you bloody dont!- get ya bent over soon n see to your nurses pouch

Bed bath for you next time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'd tell 'em i need an extra pudding

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my dad kept hidding his pudding when he was in for his heart op n claiming they haddent given him one. He's very naughty my daddy. Xxx

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate

Well as long as u haven't got two broken arms go to the loo and have a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most nurses I know wear shapeless baggy tops and trousers..

Is yours a carlsberg hospital

I wish... Don't get me wrong it's very nice NHS but the nurses here wear tight uniform mostly though maybe I've had too much drugs... Lol

Really?

In NHS Scotland we all wear unattractive unisex trousers and tunics. I thought this was the same in other parts of the country

aye, bring back the carry on nurses...shows yer big tits n sussies doll

I can laugh like Barbara Windsor for you ....but I look like Hattie Jacques

lolol no you bloody dont!- get ya bent over soon n see to your nurses pouch

Bed bath for you next time lol"

awww no sponge?...just use your tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'd tell 'em i need an extra pudding

my dad kept hidding his pudding when he was in for his heart op n claiming they haddent given him one. He's very naughty my daddy. Xxx"

mine kept buttering up the nurses for his...had me take bottles of ouzo in from home for one of them at one point! after that the guy would be bringing him all kinds of treats, sweets and extra puddings and stuff bless him

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"Answer yes or no as appropriate

Treat them with respect

They are there to care and help people get better

Not leered at or have innuendos made at them

Get better, get home, get a wank

This totally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Mrs is a nurse, in a doctor's surgery and you wouldn't credit the number of time she has to put up with some lecherous ass who thinks he's God's gift making some comment or another.

Keep your hands and thoughts to yourself and let them do there job of caring for those who need it.

Sorry if this offends but there's a time and place,and hospitals/doctors ain't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They do an incredibly tough job, so let then get on with it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same as lisa will you let me fxxk you in your nurse outfit. Erm nope. I wear it for 12 hour shifts and does absolutely nothing for me. Fab is escape. And yeah comfy trousers. Cushion shoes and irritating cotton tunics are not surely sexy. ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most nurses I know wear shapeless baggy tops and trousers..

Is yours a carlsberg hospital

I wish... Don't get me wrong it's very nice NHS but the nurses here wear tight uniform mostly though maybe I've had too much drugs... Lol"

most wear looser sizes as its easier to do the job when not wearing a tight shirt- and yes baggy scrubs on the bottom half

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Same as lisa will you let me fxxk you in your nurse outfit. Erm nope. I wear it for 12 hour shifts and does absolutely nothing for me. Fab is escape. And yeah comfy trousers. Cushion shoes and irritating cotton tunics are not surely sexy. ... "

i hate my nursey shoes but my feet love them after 12 hours

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By *f4loanMan
over a year ago

Spain

"If you actually need something then ask them .if its some sexual fantasy ..keep it to yourself and don't waste their time as they are far too busy to deal with nonsense "

Well said

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I wouldn't mess with them- they have all the power and the medication at the moment. but you might accidently drop something and have a wank afterwards

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By *amjoyce OP Man
over a year ago

london

Thank you all for the lovely suggestions... I was just posting this for a laugh... And I wouldn't ask for anything inappropriate but with the nice girls popping in, nurse or not... One can't help but thinking "what if..." One can be dreaming... Right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your sure the nurse in question is blatantly or obviously flirting with you there'd be nothing wrong with answering by saying "your number for when I get out of here" when she asks if you need anything but they are carers by nature so be sure your not mistaking she's caring for you with she fancies you

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By *amjoyce OP Man
over a year ago

london

"If your sure the nurse in question is blatantly or obviously flirting with you there'd be nothing wrong with answering by saying "your number for when I get out of here" when she asks if you need anything but they are carers by nature so be sure your not mistaking she's caring for you with she fancies you

Definitely not fancy me wearing these green pyjamas and a beard like a terrorist...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say to the nurse I like the most, ''I would like to get out of here asap. And there is only one thing that I would like to take with me, when I go. and that is your telephone number''

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'd tell 'em i need an extra pudding

my dad kept hidding his pudding when he was in for his heart op n claiming they haddent given him one. He's very naughty my daddy. Xxx

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awwww they are great ain't they.

my daddy is coming up to pick up my new car with me on Thurs. He's more excited them me. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We met whilst Mr was a patient and Mrs (then Miss) was his nurse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some nurses still wear dresses, but as some others have said said they're stressed enough without sexual comments and innuendos.

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

Is Benny hill your doctor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Answer yes or no as appropriate

Treat them with respect

They are there to care and help people get better

Not leered at or have innuendos made at them

Get better, get home, get a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat them with respect and keep ur dirty thoughts to yourself as ur in a hospital not a club

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