FabSwingers.com forum: 'Slap you in the face' insults

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I've been looking for a club meet. After having agreed to meet someone.. WHO MESSAGED ME FIRST.. he then proceeds to ask if the club will be busy...

As I am not a mind reader.. I tell him that I'm not sure. He then comes out with 'oh well I'm not gunna bother if it's going to be dead'

HELLO!!! were you going to meet me or.....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I've been looking for a club meet. After having agreed to meet someone.. WHO MESSAGED ME FIRST.. he then proceeds to ask if the club will be busy...

As I am not a mind reader.. I tell him that I'm not sure. He then comes out with 'oh well I'm not gunna bother if it's going to be dead'

HELLO!!! were you going to meet me or.....?

His loss.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like an idiot. Lucky escape x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I've been looking for a club meet. After having agreed to meet someone.. WHO MESSAGED ME FIRST.. he then proceeds to ask if the club will be busy...

As I am not a mind reader.. I tell him that I'm not sure. He then comes out with 'oh well I'm not gunna bother if it's going to be dead'

HELLO!!! were you going to meet me or.....?

That's ridiculous. His loss. I'm sure you will have a hot and fun night x

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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idk which club you're going to but it'll be fairly busy i reckon, so...

message him back saying you've asked and it'll be fairly busy, then just don't meet him.

i'm evil, ignore me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I've been looking for a club meet. After having agreed to meet someone.. WHO MESSAGED ME FIRST.. he then proceeds to ask if the club will be busy...

As I am not a mind reader.. I tell him that I'm not sure. He then comes out with 'oh well I'm not gunna bother if it's going to be dead'

HELLO!!! were you going to meet me or.....?

Anyone who decides that they don't want to meet you is a nutter your seriously incredible. And wow what a figure his loss the silly idiot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think you had a lucky escape there . Sounds like he just wanted to go along with someone to hold his hand then leave you too it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telling someone "ive seen better,been with worse" usually puts them on the spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I've been looking for a club meet. After having agreed to meet someone.. WHO MESSAGED ME FIRST.. he then proceeds to ask if the club will be busy...

As I am not a mind reader.. I tell him that I'm not sure. He then comes out with 'oh well I'm not gunna bother if it's going to be dead'

HELLO!!! were you going to meet me or.....?

Hi loss then, what a knob!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should have said, let me take you

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"So I've been looking for a club meet. After having agreed to meet someone.. WHO MESSAGED ME FIRST.. he then proceeds to ask if the club will be busy...

As I am not a mind reader.. I tell him that I'm not sure. He then comes out with 'oh well I'm not gunna bother if it's going to be dead'

HELLO!!! were you going to meet me or.....?

Is it free entry for couples?

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By *ougar_n_TILFCouple
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

Sounds like he wanted to get in on a couples discount. What a cheeser.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a lucky swerve to us his loss love

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By *rinceCorwinMan
over a year ago

Manchester

As others have said, clearly a crass individual who is hopefully already regretting his stupidity.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

his loss after pming you if you wanted to do a club meet

weather its busy or not you just dont let the person down

I hope you have a good night though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So where do we stand on if it's busy or not??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not his loss though is it, he's not lost anything by choosing not to bother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a bell end. .. another tosser giving guys a bad reputation cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tbf...I wouldn't bother going to a dead club either.

Not that I got to clubs anyway.

I have been a few times in the past with meets, and a dead club was awkward to say the least.

Us (my fuckbuddy at the time) and another couple got talking, we went into a room and they followed us in.

Us and that couple were the only ones playing in the entire club. It was dull.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's usually the other way around the female can play with others but the guy can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I've been looking for a club meet. After having agreed to meet someone.. WHO MESSAGED ME FIRST.. he then proceeds to ask if the club will be busy...

As I am not a mind reader.. I tell him that I'm not sure. He then comes out with 'oh well I'm not gunna bother if it's going to be dead'

HELLO!!! were you going to meet me or.....?

If its any consolation a club of one room with just you in it should be sufficient for anyone cause yer stunning!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Maybe he lost his bottle and didn't want to admit it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can understand people saying a dead club may be boring, but surely, it's the company you are in that makes things interesting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its any consolation a club of one room with just you in it should be sufficient for anyone cause yer stunning!

^lol..How do you know she's stunning?..

I'm not saying she isn't..but how do you know?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its any consolation a club of one room with just you in it should be sufficient for anyone cause yer stunning!

^lol..How do you know she's stunning?..

I'm not saying she isn't..but how do you know?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can understand people saying a dead club may be boring, but surely, it's the company you are in that makes things interesting? "

Yes to a point.

But you still need a bit of "buzz" about the place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knob

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By *oneybee-vtyCouple
over a year ago

durham

All we say is. "HOW RUDE"

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By *inchyorksMan
over a year ago

huddersfield

"So I've been looking for a club meet. After having agreed to meet someone.. WHO MESSAGED ME FIRST.. he then proceeds to ask if the club will be busy...

As I am not a mind reader.. I tell him that I'm not sure. He then comes out with 'oh well I'm not gunna bother if it's going to be dead'

HELLO!!! were you going to meet me or.....?

Who cares if the club dead or not, he had you to go with, what a goon!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What an idiot. Tho it is common place on here. One reason why I won't be used as a cheap entry for muppets to enter a club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel this bloke (he might well be a tool) but he's getting a bit of a fucking bashing.

Unless I'm completely missing it, he HASN'T said he doesn't want to meet the OP, what he's said was, he doesn't fancy going to a dead club.

Now, I'm not the bloke in question, but to me there is a world of difference between not wanting to meet her specifically and not wanting to go to a dead club.

In vanilla, outside of fab, I've said that loads of times, and we ultimately went somewhere else and did something something else.

It's only on here where I see logical rational get chucked completely out of the fucking window...

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"So I've been looking for a club meet. After having agreed to meet someone.. WHO MESSAGED ME FIRST.. he then proceeds to ask if the club will be busy...

As I am not a mind reader.. I tell him that I'm not sure. He then comes out with 'oh well I'm not gunna bother if it's going to be dead'

HELLO!!! were you going to meet me or.....?

I hope you deleted his phone number and blocked it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't care if the club was busy or not.....we would be!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well I had a fantastic time!!

I hope he had an enjoyable wank

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By *vadownMan
over a year ago

Wickham

"So I've been looking for a club meet. After having agreed to meet someone.. WHO MESSAGED ME FIRST.. he then proceeds to ask if the club will be busy...

As I am not a mind reader.. I tell him that I'm not sure. He then comes out with 'oh well I'm not gunna bother if it's going to be dead'

HELLO!!! were you going to meet me or.....?

Hand lover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fsir he has a point a dead club is boring and weird better going to a normal bsr if you know its gonna be dead

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"So I've been looking for a club meet. After having agreed to meet someone.. WHO MESSAGED ME FIRST.. he then proceeds to ask if the club will be busy...

As I am not a mind reader.. I tell him that I'm not sure. He then comes out with 'oh well I'm not gunna bother if it's going to be dead'

HELLO!!! were you going to meet me or.....?

Haha I had a guy message about this Saturday club visit I put a meet up for ... chatting away that it's his first visit and how he has wanted to meet me etc ..

Then said ' so do you think many women will want me ? Can you help me ?'

I said 'yes of course ... I will message everyone that I know is going tell them fresh meet is coming and get the numbers ready for what order they can be'

It took a while for him to detect my sarcasm I think

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By *elshcouple91Couple
over a year ago

Llandudno

"So I've been looking for a club meet. After having agreed to meet someone.. WHO MESSAGED ME FIRST.. he then proceeds to ask if the club will be busy...

As I am not a mind reader.. I tell him that I'm not sure. He then comes out with 'oh well I'm not gunna bother if it's going to be dead'

HELLO!!! were you going to meet me or.....?

Definitely his loss ! lovely profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely his loss ! lovely profile"

From the 2 lines and some pictures that don't really give much away... hmmmm

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Malmesbury/Larkhill

It always pays to have a plan B

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"It always pays to have a plan B

I always wait too long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fsir he has a point a dead club is boring and weird better going to a normal bsr if you know its gonna be dead"

Exactly.

Glad I'm not the only one with the same 'thought train' because I honest to god cannot see what the problem is here and I've read her opening post a good few times now.

Outside of fab I've said this probably half a dozen times (at least) and never once has it been an issue and I'd say it on here aswell if I actively went to clubs.

As I've already said, there is a whole world of difference between saying:

"I don't want to go to a dead bar"

And

"I don't want to meet you".

Nobody wants to go to a dead club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fsir he has a point a dead club is boring and weird better going to a normal bsr if you know its gonna be dead

Exactly.

Glad I'm not the only one with the same 'thought train' because I honest to god cannot see what the problem is here and I've read her opening post a good few times now.

Outside of fab I've said this probably half a dozen times (at least) and never once has it been an issue and I'd say it on here aswell if I actively went to clubs.

As I've already said, there is a whole world of difference between saying:

"I don't want to go to a dead bar"

And

"I don't want to meet you".

Nobody wants to go to a dead club.

Same I've also said no to certai venues if i know theyll be dead

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Definitely his loss ! lovely profile

From the 2 lines and some pictures that don't really give much away... hmmmm"

Come on! That's an industry standard line!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say I've got 'manly shoulders'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I've been looking for a club meet. After having agreed to meet someone.. WHO MESSAGED ME FIRST.. he then proceeds to ask if the club will be busy...

As I am not a mind reader.. I tell him that I'm not sure. He then comes out with 'oh well I'm not gunna bother if it's going to be dead'

HELLO!!! were you going to meet me or.....?

hahahahahahahaha

awwwww what a gentleman

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'll know it when I find it.

"Say I've got 'manly shoulders'

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