FabSwingers.com forum: 'Eating pussy'

By *ecretlyASoftie OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Just seen the phrase eating pussy which I hate and reminds me of the other one that's worse 'lick you out'. Yuk. What phrases can't you stand?

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By *anaduABCMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Anything with the word cunt. I hate that word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very well endowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C u nxt tuesday... c.u.n.t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen the phrase eating pussy which I hate and reminds me of the other one that's worse 'lick you out'. Yuk. What phrases can't you stand? "

HMRC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heavy cummer

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

I have an irrational dislike of the word lush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have an irrational dislike of the word lush."

Ahh same here, makes me cringe. Miss T

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Moist pussy. It dries me up incredibly quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moist pussy. It dries me up incredibly quickly. "

That arse

Sorry back on topic - her sex as a reference to the genitalia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not phrases, but the words 'Hun' and 'Babe' make my flesh creep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen the phrase eating pussy which I hate and reminds me of the other one that's worse 'lick you out'. Yuk. What phrases can't you stand? "

I am with you in hating the phrase 'lick you out', No, just no!!

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

'tasty cock'

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Moist pussy. It dries me up incredibly quickly.

That arse

Sorry back on topic - her sex as a reference to the genitalia"

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I absolutely hate 'smash you back doors in'

I mean wtf ?? .... automatic delete and block Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I absolutely hate 'smash you back doors in'

I mean wtf ?? .... automatic delete and block Haha "

Doing a house burglary id say back.lol xx

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By *appysunflowerWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Moist pussy. It dries me up incredibly quickly. "

Oh I am sat here chuckling to myself as I hate them all. Thanks for the entertainment on a boring afternoon

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By *lirtingentMan
over a year ago

Stroud

My least favourite on fab is.....'I am having to move out because I can't pay my rent'.....really, some people must think blokes on here were born yesterday.

Not on fab it's the phone calls that start 'you may be entitled to thousands of pounds due to mis-sold blah blah blah'

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Also a lot of geordie shore sex phrases used like it's the thing to say ... irritating

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By *issy NickersWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Carpet muncher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"I absolutely hate 'smash you back doors in'

I mean wtf ?? .... automatic delete and block Haha "

I'm sure there was a Woman on here who used that as her username

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My least favourite on fab is.....'I am having to move out because I can't pay my rent'.....really, some people must think blokes on here were born yesterday.

Not on fab it's the phone calls that start 'you may be entitled to thousands of pounds due to mis-sold blah blah blah'

I got 3.5k back from one of those' blah blah ' phone calls

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"I have an irrational dislike of the word lush."

I don't like the word lush, And for some reason its sounds worse when Men use it, And when people say "that's Vile" for trivial reasons like something someone is wearing or the way they look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babe

makes me dry up like the Sahara

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"Babe

makes me dry up like the Sahara "

I can deal with it when people are on friendly terms with each other, But when they are strangers

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By *cunnylassCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

The word willy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw a status that said "Lukin to destroy some pussy"

I mean WTF?

Its spelled "Looking"

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"Saw a status that said "Lukin to destroy some pussy"

I mean WTF?

Its spelled "Looking"

I hope you reported him/her,

To the RSPCA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Babe

makes me dry up like the Sahara

I can deal with it when people are on friendly terms with each other, But when they are strangers

Exactly. When I know someone it wouldn't really bother me but being addressed as "babe" by a stranger is just weird to me.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'm with you OP and also when they overly use 'Mmmmmmmmmm' so cringey! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen the phrase eating pussy which I hate and reminds me of the other one that's worse 'lick you out'. Yuk. What phrases can't you stand?

HMRC

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being called 'babe' or 'hun'. Yuk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm with you OP and also when they overly use 'Mmmmmmmmmm' so cringey! X"

Mmmmmmm those boobs

I say again mmmmmmm

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

I can't even bear to type it fully.

M*** L***

Yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't even bear to type it fully.

M*** L***

Yuk

Moob Lick?

Milk Lamb?

Monk Lust?

Damn you and your cryptic ways!

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

I hate "I don't bite,unless asked"

Yak and yak

Miss

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By *antsguy007Man
over a year ago

Whiteley

"Not phrases, but the words 'Hun' and 'Babe' make my flesh creep!

Haha i'm a bloke and i hate them!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a single fem once message us to meet up and asked if she could "lick R's Growler????

Growler???? What the actual fuck????

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By *antsguy007Man
over a year ago

Whiteley

"Being called 'babe' or 'hun'. Yuk. "

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"Had a single fem once message us to meet up and asked if she could "lick R's Growler????

Growler???? What the actual fuck????

Ha Ha ,that reminds me of Bo selecta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bae

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By *antsguy007Man
over a year ago

Whiteley

"bae"

What the hell is bae??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bae

What the hell is bae??"

Before anyone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hun, babe or any overly familiar term of endearmemt that strangers shouldnt use.

Heavy cummer, fanny licker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the above!!

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bae"

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By *ary for funMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Saw a status that said "Lukin to destroy some pussy"

I mean WTF?

Its spelled "Looking"

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. "Spelt" even

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By *andi_shopWoman
over a year ago

rotherham

"Just seen the phrase eating pussy which I hate and reminds me of the other one that's worse 'lick you out'. Yuk. What phrases can't you stand? "

I hate these too, instant turn off

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Lol and I don't bite

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By *ecretlyASoftie OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"Had a single fem once message us to meet up and asked if she could "lick R's Growler????

Growler???? What the actual fuck????

I call it a growler if it's a big hairy bush...because it growls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol and I don't bite

Damn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also a lot of geordie shore sex phrases used like it's the thing to say ... irritating

A bit like smash ya pasty? I hate that one haha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saw a status that said "Lukin to destroy some pussy"

I mean WTF?

Its spelled "Looking"

. "Spelt" even

In American English, spelt primarily refers to the hardy wheat grown mostly in Europe, and the verb spell makes spelled in the past tense and as a past participle. In all other main varieties of English, spelt and spelled both work as the past tense and past participle of spell, at least where spell means to form words letter by letter or (with out) to make clear. Outside the U.S., the two forms are interchangeable in these uses, and both are common.

But when spell carries the sense to temporarily relieve (someone) from work, spelled is the preferred form throughout the English-speaking world.

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything with the word cunt. I hate that word."

You don't come from scunthorpe do you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything with the word cunt. I hate that word."

That's one of my favourite words

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By *anaduABCMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Anything with the word cunt. I hate that word.

That's one of my favourite words

xx"

Really?

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
over a year ago

bedford

"Anything with the word cunt. I hate that word.

That's one of my favourite words

xx"

you have a great looking cunt

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I'd absolutely ruin/destroy/smash the granny out of her/it.

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By * inch DanMan
over a year ago

Chinnor

Cunt is a brilliant word, if you don't like it your a cunt

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By *antsguy007Man
over a year ago

Whiteley

"bae

What the hell is bae??

Before anyone else "

Thank you

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Panties. Hate, hate, hate

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By *iSubSlutWoman
over a year ago

Bedford

"Being called 'babe' or 'hun'. Yuk. "

Oh yes, cringe... plus the word 'flaps'

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By *uperchargedMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm with you OP and also when they overly use 'Mmmmmmmmmm' so cringey! X"

^^This^^

It makes me as angry as people talking with their mouth full.

Of food.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People using hee hee, he he or tee hee. Makes me cringe more than mmmm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone uses ''simples'' instead of "simple"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing really bothers me apart from the word "cunt"

Shaz though hates the word "stud" and if she see's that anywhere in a profile/username it's a straight no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like the EATING PUSSY phrase either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunt is a brilliant word, if you don't like it your a cunt

*you're

Haha sorry I had to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the word cunt. It's the word that doesn't stop giving. Single words don't really upset me. But phrases like "On the blob" make me turn blue and pass out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I absolutely hate 'smash you back doors in'

I mean wtf ?? .... automatic delete and block Haha "

I also delete and block anyone who uses that phrase.

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By *weetChariotMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Hun or hunny

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Lol...

It just aggravates the living shit outta me...

Laugh out loud... bollocks, lack of literacy, that's what it really means...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'girl'

'cum'

'hun'

'babe'

'naughty'

'discreet'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could eat pussy all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hun,hunny,babe it makes me cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moist pussy. It dries me up incredibly quickly. "

Yes I much prefer wet pussy

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Reading this lot, it's no wonder there are so many one-line messages sent - it's all the words left!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have an irrational dislike of the word lush."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moist pussy. It dries me up incredibly quickly.

That arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate the word bae, I mean is it really so hard to pronounce one more letter. BABE.

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Moist

Panties

Vag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reading this lot, it's no wonder there are so many one-line messages sent - it's all the words left!

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"I hate the word bae, I mean is it really so hard to pronounce one more letter. BABE."

No, it's definitely bae..

And what you got against the uk's biggest defence company?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Heavy cummer "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen the phrase eating pussy which I hate and reminds me of the other one that's worse 'lick you out'. Yuk. What phrases can't you stand? "

I can't bear either of these. A guy at a club recently said that next time I was there he'd 'really like to lick me'. If he'd said fuck me I might have said yes!

The term that irritates me most is 'age is just a number!' Usually from people out of my preferred age range (which is very narrow I admit) as a response to a 'no thanks'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sucks like a Dyson" - usually symbolises a complete lack of imagination and using a tired old stock phrase

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By *antsguy007Man
over a year ago

Whiteley

Misspelling of words - how hard is it to proof read a message or profile before posting?

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By *cottishsurprise5Couple
over a year ago

East Ayrshire

Pet names from strangers esp. babes so cringey. Willy, fanny is even worse the list goes on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's wrong with Moist? Least it's not an abbreviation or made up word and not really irritating is it? C*nt is far worse

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By *ecretlyASoftie OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"What's wrong with Moist? Least it's not an abbreviation or made up word and not really irritating is it? C*nt is far worse "

Nowt wrong with a moist cunt. Just don't ask to lick it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I absolutely hate 'smash you back doors in'

I mean wtf ?? .... automatic delete and block Haha "

That's along the same lines as 'ruin' you.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finger bang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To summarise what a bad message looks like and shouldn't be sent:

Hi bae, I would love to ruin all your holes and smash your back doors in, before that though let me eat out your moist cunt??

Who's going to be the first to send ithahaha

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By *hoursMan
over a year ago

manchester

Love....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello "hun"

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By *ecretlyASoftie OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"Hello "hun"

Or darling. I'm not your 'darling'

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

Horse hung,can't get the picture out my head.

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

"To summarise what a bad message looks like and shouldn't be sent:

Hi bae, I would love to ruin all your holes and smash your back doors in, before that though let me eat out your moist cunt??

lol

Who's going to be the first to send ithahaha"

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

"What's wrong with Moist? Least it's not an abbreviation or made up word and not really irritating is it? C*nt is far worse "
But what about moist c#nt??

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By *ragonlady2000Couple
over a year ago

lincoln

Surely everyone uses popular, well used phrases or sayings at some time? I dislike txt spk though it originated at a time when each character racked up your costs. Quite unnecessary these days. I also dislike the use of peeps for people! Wasn't that Harry Enfield years ago??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gash or Slit.

Not a fan of them in a sexual context.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello "hun"

Or darling. I'm not your 'darling'

Oh I know, my Gran calls me Darling - it's the only time that it's acceptable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've noticed that most slang words for the female genitals seem to come across as crass or distasteful to the majority, eg; Minge, Cunt, Gash, Growler (haha), twat, and the most unpleasant sounding I've heard is probably "axe-wound."

By contrast most slang words for the male genitals sound either silly or humerous, eg; knob, todger, bell end, willy, cheb, sausage, plonker, even cock sounds a tad silly sometimes.

Out of curiosity how do most ladies on here refer to their own sex, given that practically all names for it (with the possible exception of fanny, others that sound like something either a 6 or 86 year old would use such as 'foof' or 'ladygarden' and the actual medical names) sound off-putting to so many?

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By *ecretlyASoftie OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"I've noticed that most slang words for the female genitals seem to come across as crass or distasteful to the majority, eg; Minge, Cunt, Gash, Growler (haha), twat, and the most unpleasant sounding I've heard is probably "axe-wound."

By contrast most slang words for the male genitals sound either silly or humerous, eg; knob, todger, bell end, willy, cheb, sausage, plonker, even cock sounds a tad silly sometimes.

I like pussy

(Understatement of the year

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

"I absolutely hate 'smash you back doors in'

I mean wtf ?? .... automatic delete and block Haha "

Likewise. So much so, I mentioned it in my profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat my cunt...please. I like saying that.

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

One in the pinker one in the stinker,

Old enough to bleed old enough to slaughter

Is one I really hate an old mate of mine used to say it he was a total tosser.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moist pussy. It dries me up incredibly quickly.

Oh I am sat here chuckling to myself as I hate them all. Thanks for the entertainment on a boring afternoon

"
now you can't eat my pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'girl'

'cum'

'hun'

'babe'

'naughty'

'discreet'"

Hi babe, fancy some naughty discreet fun gun, I'll make you cum!

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saw a status that said "Lukin to destroy some pussy"

I mean WTF?

Its spelled "Looking"

. "Spelt" even

I hate the phrase "looking to". I never heard it until relatively recently (last 10-15 years) and it bothers me.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

By contrast most slang words for the male genitals sound either silly or humerous, eg; knob, todger, bell end, willy, cheb, sausage, plonker, even cock sounds a tad silly sometimes.

Quim, most of the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not phrases, but the words 'Hun' and 'Babe' make my flesh creep!

hun said or written by a fella does this to me -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not phrases, but the words 'Hun' and 'Babe' make my flesh creep!

Actually agree with this one. Wife had texts from potential playmates, every text had, Hun, babe, chick in it.

Very off putting, like texting a bimbo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By contrast most slang words for the male genitals sound either silly or humerous, eg; knob, todger, bell end, willy, cheb, sausage, plonker, even cock sounds a tad silly sometimes.

Quim, most of the time."

'Quim' actually sounds both inoffensive and enticing... I think we have a safe option that doesn't result in the 'WTF?' response here, so you may be onto something!

And 'pussy' is a funny one, as it's the equivalent genitalia name of marmite...

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By *ikstupp2Man
over a year ago

london

"Eat my cunt...please. I like saying that. "

N we like hearing it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'tasty cock'"
with you on that one

or juicy cock

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