Time for a little story...are you sitting comfortably, good then lets begin.
Dick stormed into the parlour at Kirrin cottage, muttering under his breath.Julian looked up and wondered what was bothering his brother now.
"I'm sick of this , I really am" It seemed Julian was going to find out ,whether he wanted to or not.
"Sick of what" he asked.
"You know Patty in the village shop, after all the trouble i put in helping find her lost cat,and listening to her witter on about her problems, she totally fobbed me off tonight, just tried a quick feel and she got all huffy!"
Julian felt his brothers pain, Patty had great knockers "Bitch" he said by way of consolation
"Frigid bitch" agreed Dick."I know she fucked Alf the fisher boy,i am sick of this, i am nice to a girl and get no where, treat em mean keep em keen, from now on"
There was a sigh from the corner and Anne put down the copy of the Female Eunch she was reading.
"You do talk bollocks Dick! "Julian nearly choked on his ginger beer, university had certainly changed his sister.
A nice guy would have listened to her because he wanted to, found her cat because it was the kind thing to do, not because he wanted to get in her knickers.
Dick started to protest "I didnt want..." he spluttered.
Anne ignored him, "Have a wank thinking about her tits by all means(Julian was by now red and gasping for breath)but expecting someone to shag you because you think you have behaved decently is one of the worst forms of male entitlement, grant women the autonomy to fancy who they wish,and don't assume they are so stupid they cant sense fakes"
"Male entitlement ?"said Dick looking puzzled.
"Google it" replied Anne forgetting she was in a 1950's pastiche."Oh and pat Julian on the back before he chokes".
Anne stood up" Fuck this,George and I are holding a slut walk through Kirrin village, i have better things to do than trying to explain this to you too.
The End
So...no more i'm a nice guy rants,or else!
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Too gobsmacked clearly 
