FabSwingers.com forum: Bad verification phrases.....

By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

What do YOU hate to see in a veri?

We are probably all guilty of various re-use of phrases - sucks like a Dyson etc but what really twists your nipples?

For me it's 'Had me cumming in no time' Arrrgggh use your imagination people!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Nice chunky cock"

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Cock to die for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lasted for ages lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Suckable cock'

Plus any pissing up the lamp post veris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any that are too graphic.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Anything saying they are an expert. No, they just gave you an orgasm a few times.

Oh and this is what fab is about types of veris. Yeah, we get it, you got wet or your cock did and you still have sex brain.

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"'Suckable cock'

Plus any pissing up the lamp post veris "

Think I'm guilty of suckable cock lol. But then I like sucking nice cocks.....

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By *retty FolliesCouple (FF)
over a year ago

south

"Any that are too graphic."

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By *eggysallyTV/TS
over a year ago

manchester

"'Suckable cock'

Plus any pissing up the lamp post veris

Think I'm guilty of suckable cock lol. But then I like sucking nice cocks.....

Snap me to

i love it x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do YOU hate to see in a veri?

We are probably all guilty of various re-use of phrases - sucks like a Dyson etc but what really twists your nipples?

For me it's 'Had me cumming in no time' Arrrgggh use your imagination people!!

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'She took my big cock so well' any kind of veri which praises themself as well as the recipient.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything "to die for".

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"What do YOU hate to see in a veri?

We are probably all guilty of various re-use of phrases - sucks like a Dyson etc but what really twists your nipples?

For me it's 'Had me cumming in no time' Arrrgggh use your imagination people!!

'She took my big cock so well' any kind of veri which praises themself as well as the recipient."

Oh yeah. Those.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Hands off he's mine!" etc

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Any that say wow wow!!

Or you won't be sorry,how do you know?.

Miss

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"treat with respect or deal with me"

Yeah whatever belter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies don't pass this one by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Suckable cock'

Plus any pissing up the lamp post veris

Think I'm guilty of suckable cock lol. But then I like sucking nice cocks.....

Oh do you hmm good to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat with respect... fab language for minger keep away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""treat with respect or deal with me"

Yeah whatever belter!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Lovely cock and knows how to use it'

I should fkin hope so ...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Any where someone says 'if you get the chance' 'this person is this or that'

Graphic is a bit ergh too.

I like funny ones.

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"'Suckable cock'

Plus any pissing up the lamp post veris

Think I'm guilty of suckable cock lol. But then I like sucking nice cocks.....

You make me giggle do much Hanky

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Treat with respect... fab language for minger keep away"

I disagree ! !!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Treat her with respect.

I don't wanna be treated with respect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had me dripping "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirted for England..

Nice yummy cock (uuughh!)..

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By *LUKCouple
over a year ago

Loughborough

"You'd be a fool not to meet X"

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By *LUKCouple
over a year ago

Loughborough

From my point of view (male half) I hate a "She's a gorgeous, sexy, beautiful lady and he's a funny, respectful, laid back gentleman" verification.

Might as well say "She's a gorgeous, sexy, beautiful lady and he's sinfully ugly and punching way above his weight"

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"From my point of view (male half) I hate a "She's a gorgeous, sexy, beautiful lady and he's a funny, respectful, laid back gentleman" verification.

Might as well say "She's a gorgeous, sexy, beautiful lady and he's sinfully ugly and punching way above his weight"

How many times have you had that veri before?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Treat with respect... fab language for minger keep away"

i'm sure one of mine says that ..

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By *LUKCouple
over a year ago

Loughborough

"How many times have you had that veri before?

Had it a couple of times on a website we used previously

To be fair I have since ditched the dreadlocks, got the face tattoos removed, lost 15 stone and started showering.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"How many times have you had that veri before?

Had it a couple of times on a website we used previously

To be fair I have since ditched the dreadlocks, got the face tattoos removed, lost 15 stone and started showering."

Oh, I even emojied to indicate the lighthearted tone of that comment. Apologies for being a twunt.

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By *LUKCouple
over a year ago

Loughborough

"How many times have you had that veri before?

Had it a couple of times on a website we used previously

To be fair I have since ditched the dreadlocks, got the face tattoos removed, lost 15 stone and started showering.

Oh, I even emojied to indicate the lighthearted tone of that comment. Apologies for being a twunt.

No worries, I have thick skin. A side effect of not showering for years apparently

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By *LUKCouple
over a year ago

Loughborough

(just to clarify, there are some fibs above. I never had dreadlocks)

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"After a few minutes I didn't even notice he was wearing a tag"

"I had a great time, and after a quick visit to my GP it stopped burning when I had a piss"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to keep him for myself = if i find he meets another woman i'm going to hunt her down and string her up by her tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""After a few minutes I didn't even notice he was wearing a tag"

"I had a great time, and after a quick visit to my GP it stopped burning when I had a piss" "

Funnily enough i was dating a guy from pof and it was a few dates in until he mentioned the tag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone feel that writing verifications on here feel like leaving a tripadvisor review?

What next for profiles? A 5 star system???

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'd love to keep him for myself = if i find he meets another woman i'm going to hunt her down and string her up by her tits."

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

""Had me dripping "

Yup I am with you on that one!!

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I'd love to keep him for myself = if i find he meets another woman i'm going to hunt her down and string her up by her tits."

Read tooooo many of these!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When women put things like I'm keeping him for myself or hands off girls he's mine

I read one the other day on a guys profile where the woman had stated they had decided to become a couple and he don't meet alone anymore, read his profile and there was nothing about him now meeting as a couple on there

Or treat her with respect, like a guy who's going to be a knob on a meet will suddenly act like a gent because some guy on a woman's profile told him too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From my point of view (male half) I hate a "She's a gorgeous, sexy, beautiful lady and he's a funny, respectful, laid back gentleman" verification.

Might as well say "She's a gorgeous, sexy, beautiful lady and he's sinfully ugly and punching way above his weight"

That'll be me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think some veris are written in far too much graphic detail. Yes by all means inform on personality and appearance. But leave a bit of mystery for other people to discover.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies don't pass this one by

I always interpret that as 'he's a shite shag....have him cos I'm never going there again'

Any pissing up the Lamp post type. Do you really need 20 veris from the same person?

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

I always take ego boosting veris as partly idle chatter.. "treat with respect"... as opposed to what?

"Dont pass this one by"... no thanks I make up my own mind

"You wont be dissapointed".. could it be some people are easily pleased...

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By *hocoholicWoman
over a year ago

The big D

I don't give nor do I show/want graphic verifs but jaysus I love reading others naughtiest graphic ones. It's like written porn & I always feel randy reading them.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Not a veri more a review but I still love this from the guy that bought a sex swing from amazon

"have two large St Bernard's and this swing is good to hold dogs in while I wash them. I hang swing from a tree branch put dog in swing and wash dog while dog hangs in swing. It really is a sight to see but it works"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a veri more a review but I still love this from the guy that bought a sex swing from amazon

Imagine looking out your window and seeing the guy next door putting a dog in a sex swing

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

[Removed by poster at 06/02/17 19:05:35]

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Ladies don't pass this one by

I always interpret that as 'he's a shite shag....have him cos I'm never going there again'

Any pissing up the Lamp post type. Do you really need 20 veris from the same person?"

Damn. I best not leave you another one then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also really creepy 1's from clubs, where the manager has other agendas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he has a cock to die for!!

purleeeeese, no cock is worth dying for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also really creepy 1's from clubs, where the manager has other agendas."
like this 'One word verification Perfect!'

with cringe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also really creepy 1's from clubs, where the manager has other agendas."

I like the ones from parties where it's literally a review of their own party with no mention of that person whatsoever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also really creepy 1's from clubs, where the manager has other agendas.

I like the ones from parties where it's literally a review of their own party with no mention of that person whatsoever.

They gotta sell it

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Also really creepy 1's from clubs, where the manager has other agendas. like this 'One word verification Perfect!'

with cringe."

I have no problem with these as shows the person goes to the club concerned.... There is only so much that a club manager can write (as club staff myself I know this!)

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town

"Cock to die for

I hate that phrase

Cringe

Or respect this lady and she will deliver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love to keep him for myself = if i find he meets another woman i'm going to hunt her down and string her up by her tits."

I wrote pretty much that for my fwb when we first met...I am dying for him to fuck someone else!! Wanna watch but am ok with not lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't really want to leave this veri because I want him/her all for myself"

Bad cringe ha ha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"had to visit the clinic to get treated" such a cliché....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And when he shat on my cock, he even cleaned it up himself. With his mouth"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also really creepy 1's from clubs, where the manager has other agendas. like this 'One word verification Perfect!'

with cringe.

I have no problem with these as shows the person goes to the club concerned.... There is only so much that a club manager can write (as club staff myself I know this!)

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Doesnt make them less cringey though, some clubs are trigger happy with superfluos veris.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""And when he shat on my cock, he even cleaned it up himself. With his mouth" "

Taste a bit of sick in my mouth after reading that. At least it wasn't shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Won't tell u what happened I'm a gentleman but the lady is all mine

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By *inecrestMan
over a year ago

West Yorks

"I regard them more as a friend."

And "I've known them for years." (Well, what chance have the rest of us got then!)

And I agree with the "Hands off they're mine" remarks and the "Treat them with respect" ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still holding out for one that says "shit shag"

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Not necessarily bad but we had this one after a club meet this morning...

One not to miss squirts like a tap xxxxx

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I'm still holding out for one that says "shit shag""

Go on then I'll shag you just so you can write me that veri

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still holding out for one that says "shit shag"

Go on then I'll shag you just so you can write me that veri

You're so selfless!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn up on time!!! Lol

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"he has a cock to die for!!

purleeeeese, no cock is worth dying for

Too funny

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I'm still holding out for one that says "shit shag"

Go on then I'll shag you just so you can write me that veri

You're so selfless! "

Hey, it's the kind of guy I am

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"he has a cock to die for!!

purleeeeese, no cock is worth dying for

What if it's a pork sword

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"treat this [lady/couple/guy] with respect"... It seems to imply that it's fine to treat other [ladies/couples/guys] without respect.

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

""And when he shat on my cock, he even cleaned it up himself. With his mouth"

Taste a bit of sick in my mouth after reading that. At least it wasn't shit."

Ooh that's from that other thread.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""And when he shat on my cock, he even cleaned it up himself. With his mouth"

Taste a bit of sick in my mouth after reading that. At least it wasn't shit.

Ooh that's from that other thread.....

Yep I'm avoiding that thread!!

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

turned up on time... if that's the best you have to say about someone I don't know...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I filled all her holes"

SHUDDER

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still holding out for one that says "shit shag""

One of my veri's just says

'Yeah. It was alright'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I filled all her holes"

SHUDDER "

I actually visibly winced at that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I filled all her holes"

SHUDDER "

Her poor nostrils

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I filled all her holes"

SHUDDER

Her poor nostrils

And ears

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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""I filled all her holes"

SHUDDER "

Like with expanding foam?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She/I soaked the bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I filled all her holes"

SHUDDER

Her poor nostrils

And ears"

Don't forget navel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""And when he shat on my cock, he even cleaned it up himself. With his mouth" "

Ha ha ha that story has kept me entertained all day

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do YOU hate to see in a veri?

We are probably all guilty of various re-use of phrases - sucks like a Dyson etc but what really twists your nipples?

For me it's 'Had me cumming in no time' Arrrgggh use your imagination people!!

Horrendous. Where's the build up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirting on his Cock in seconds

* yeah right luv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""And when he shat on my cock, he even cleaned it up himself. With his mouth"

Ha ha ha that story has kept me entertained all day

Ruby"

Still making me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I filled all her holes"

SHUDDER

Her poor nostrils

I don't doubt that somewhere in the dark depths of Fab, that turns someone on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I filled all her holes"

SHUDDER

Like with expanding foam?"

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By *oluptuousWetOneWoman
over a year ago

Wokingham / Reading

"I think some veris are written in far too much graphic detail. Yes by all means inform on personality and appearance. But leave a bit of mystery for other people to discover.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

""I filled all her holes"

SHUDDER

Her poor nostrils

I don't doubt that somewhere in the dark depths of Fab, that turns someone on... "

Fuck nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I filled all her holes"

SHUDDER

Her poor nostrils

I don't doubt that somewhere in the dark depths of Fab, that turns someone on...

Fuck nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He brushed his hand against my sex.

Oh no, that's 50 shades of crud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I filled all her holes"

SHUDDER

Her poor nostrils

I don't doubt that somewhere in the dark depths of Fab, that turns someone on...

Fuck nose.

Sometimes, some things do make you actually choke on your tea

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By *inecrestMan
over a year ago

West Yorks

"It just gets better and better" is another one.

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

""I filled all her holes"

SHUDDER "

The guys got 3 cocks, hell I'm a straight guy but even I want to see that!

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

""I filled all her holes"

SHUDDER

Her poor nostrils

I don't doubt that somewhere in the dark depths of Fab, that turns someone on...

Fuck nose.

"I fucked her right in the earhole"

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

""I filled all her holes"

SHUDDER

Her poor nostrils

I don't doubt that somewhere in the dark depths of Fab, that turns someone on...

Fuck nose.

"I fucked her right in the earhole"

That nearly happened to me once when I lay next to a glory hole in a club and didn't realise the bugger was there!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She/he's the best on fab". "Sucks cock like a pro".

There are so many to choose from!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our very special friends "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of the above, and also "Don't mess these guys about".

. How about just don't mess anyone about??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-Treat her them with respect.

-Knows what she's doing with a cock

And pretty much anything that describes the scene of the crime in detail.

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I really don't get why the same person feels the need to leave a veri more than once for the same partner. If the first time was "best ever", it's hardly going to be shit the next, and I really don't need to see someone's "fuckography"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They came to ARE house

It's our not are lop

See are in so many sentences

We are re writing are profile

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"They came to ARE house

It's our not are lop

See are in so many sentences

We are re writing are profile "

Yea but if you're a yourkshire lads you know the true phrasing of the word our is are

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"They came to ARE house

It's our not are lop

See are in so many sentences

We are re writing are profile

Yea but if you're a yourkshire lads you know the true phrasing of the word our is are

* Yorkshire Lass

Bloody phone

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I'm still holding out for one that says "shit shag"

One of my veri's just says

'Yeah. It was alright'"

Seriously?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate it when women say 'hand's off ladies or 'wont share, he's mine. Why say that and then why do the men show a verify that say's that.

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By *ummyluvvahMan
over a year ago

cove

Welcome to the isle of wight ! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen one lady on here who has had a guy verify her eight times. EIGHT?!! Ok, you're meeting up and fucking, I get it!!!

Also ones where they describe the meet pretty much in full detail and finsh off with 'but a gentlemen never tells' Tossers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not saying as it probably is reflective in my weakness...

Was reading through the comments and I can agree with alot here, but what came to mind was we often don't like in others what we see in ourselves. Just a thought not aimed at anyone. It's a thought often crossed my mind when I read critical comments or rants.

Sits back and braces myself against the wall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate it when women say 'hand's off ladies or 'wont share, he's mine. Why say that and then why do the men show a verify that say's that."

I hear you clearly, but is it realy any different to fabbing another's pic which we all do? It's expressing appreciation....or any different from people posting 15 or 20 pics of their beautiful as, boobs or cock.... After two pics it's indelibly printed in our memory.... but it makes them feel good others are viewing it...same as reading it I'm guessing.

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We all take appreciation in different ways...As well as we all get offended in different ways.

Think we really all guilty of being offended too easily when there's competition or we feel left out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Graphic verifications. I for one can't stand explicit ones etc just simple Nice person xyz , great fun genuine works for me.

Saying that i never read them anymore anyway , just look at the number of veri is sufficient .

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town

"I hate it when women say 'hand's off ladies or 'wont share, he's mine. Why say that and then why do the men show a verify that say's that.

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We all take appreciation in different ways...As well as we all get offended in different ways.

Think we really all guilty of being offended too easily when there's competition or we feel left out..."

I never fabbed a pic or no one can fab my pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Took a big shot on my chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they write for example 'juicy pussy mmmmmm' Its the mmmmmm that annoys me!! Cringe. Cringe. Triple cringe. Blurgh! Dreamcatcher Xx

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Took a big shot on my chest"

I really do hope that was meant to say shot and auto carrot didn't take over!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

' Got my dick wet' still one of our personal favs

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"' Got my dick wet' still one of our personal favs

Something really classy about that line....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Nice chunky cock"

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I don't like graphic ones.

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By *horleymale997Man
over a year ago

Chorley

Anything to do with not being able to wait for round 2. Are they boxing??

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Any thing which sounds like it is a exert from a porn film. "He pounded me from behind"

"His massive cock filled me" blah blah

Or anything that sounds like your mate wrote it it a man's words from a woman.

I'm much more of gentle session person with the fast and furious thrown in little but often lol.

Mrs. X

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By *BW SnowbunnyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the Rainbow

I want to keep him for myself. Hello, we are swingers!!!

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Anything to do with not being able to wait for round 2. Are they boxing?? "

Oops I am guilty of that one! I ask for round 2 as well if I want more!

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town

"I want to keep him for myself. Hello, we are swingers!!!"

I'm not a swinger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything explaining step by step what went on

'She drowned me'

'Good job I can breath underwater'

'Don't meet this man.. he's mine'

Bleugh!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a veri more a review but I still love this from the guy that bought a sex swing from amazon

Pmsl, can't see my dogs putting up with that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Took a big shot on my chest

I really do hope that was meant to say shot and auto carrot didn't take over!!

*snort!*

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By *-angel-XWoman
over a year ago

hell

Pounded me all night

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine

"I hate it when women say 'hand's off ladies or 'wont share, he's mine. Why say that and then why do the men show a verify that say's that."
think most just said in jest ,in this scene you cant own ,unless into that

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By *SPrincessWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere near you

Sorry about soaking the sheets

Sorry we broke the bed

And ones that start "well well well..."

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Don't touch this bloke with a bargepole

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Anything explaining step by step what went on

'She drowned me'

'Good job I can breath underwater'

'Don't meet this man.. he's mine'

Bleugh!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only really don't like "tasty cock" in a veri. Cocks don't have a taste.

Other than that, veris mostly amuse me.

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By *iercedItMan
over a year ago

North West

I got told off a few times for leaving funny ones. Good to see some ladies like them. "In" jokes are the sign of an awesome meet, now mine are kinda boring when I leave them.

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Don't like the ones where they mainly praise themselves. "She had multiple orgasm's, could handle my full length". Etc.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I got told off a few times for leaving funny ones. Good to see some ladies like them. "In" jokes are the sign of an awesome meet, now mine are kinda boring when I leave them."

I adore reading veris that make no sense, where you can tell there's an 'in' joke or 2 but just don't get it. I agree they're the sign of an awesome meet.

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

In your bed

"What do YOU hate to see in a veri?

We are probably all guilty of various re-use of phrases - sucks like a Dyson etc but what really twists your nipples?

For me it's 'Had me cumming in no time' Arrrgggh use your imagination people!!

Having just verified you, I'm now slightly nervous.

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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago

Limerick

"Treat with respect... fab language for minger keep away

I disagree ! !! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Treat with respect... fab language for minger keep away

I disagree ! !! "

Really??? I've never heard that. I take it to mean what it says!

I can't stand the overly graphic veri or the ones where the writer suggests there is 'more to their relationship'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not saying as it probably is reflective in my weakness...

Sits back and braces myself against the wall."

True enough. See Carl Jung's work on 'the shadow' he suggests exactly that - that what we dislike in others relates to parts of ourselves that we wish to hide or disown. However - I find some graphic terms a bit too much, and I don't like derogatory comments about anyone. Little softie me!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I adore reading veris that make no sense, where you can tell there's an 'in' joke or 2 but just don't get it. I agree they're the sign of an awesome meet. "

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I got told off a few times for leaving funny ones. Good to see some ladies like them. "In" jokes are the sign of an awesome meet, now mine are kinda boring when I leave them.

I adore reading veris that make no sense, where you can tell there's an 'in' joke or 2 but just don't get it. I agree they're the sign of an awesome meet. "

Most of mine then

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