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By *ingbongly OP   Man
over a year ago

funchal

How do u spot fellow swingers in hotel x

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"How do u spot fellow swingers in hotel x"

Pampas grass outside of there room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do u spot fellow swingers in hotel x"

Its usually stamped on their foreheads.

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By *ingbongly OP   Man
over a year ago

funchal

Funny its a simple question

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By *ootballFlowerCouple
over a year ago

Ollerton

As is the answer - you cant. There is no secret signal, handshake item of clothing or jewellery.

Whilst people may swing they dont necessarily want to advertise it or be approached randomly and asked about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do u spot fellow swingers in hotel x"

I don't know OP, how do you spot fellow swingers in hotel?

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By *laytimenowMan
over a year ago

Essex


"How do u spot fellow swingers in hotel x"

There are usually tell tale signs

stalking of corridors whilst waiting for a female/couple to appear , followed by grunts of appreciation

followed by strange looks from the single lady/couple in said corridor .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do u spot fellow swingers in hotel x"

Why do you want to know? What are you going to do about it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do u spot fellow swingers in hotel x

Why do you want to know? What are you going to do about it?"

Well I generally look for the length of the arms.. that shows how long they have been swinging for... but it depends what they have been swinging on

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

You could always use the "who's near" facility..

Perhaps the site could modify it to be like the sensor in the film Aliens....

Then you could wander the corridors of your hotel screaming "they're all around us man...their in the walls.... They're in the ceilings!! "...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sit innocently next to them in a pool bar, get chatting over a few gin x tonics and the husband says to the wife whilst looking at his iPad, hey hun there's a couple within 1/4 if a mile to us.. Yes that said couple us lol... Then find out 2 doors away from you on same landing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You sit innocently next to them in a pool bar, get chatting over a few gin x tonics and the husband says to the wife whilst looking at his iPad, hey hun there's a couple within 1/4 if a mile to us.. Yes that said couple us lol... Then find out 2 doors away from you on same landing... "

and where is it you holiday exactly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You sit innocently next to them in a pool bar, get chatting over a few gin x tonics and the husband says to the wife whilst looking at his iPad, hey hun there's a couple within 1/4 if a mile to us.. Yes that said couple us lol... Then find out 2 doors away from you on same landing...

and where is it you holiday exactly?"

It was in a family resort hotel in Bulgaria, 4yrs ago x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You sit innocently next to them in a pool bar, get chatting over a few gin x tonics and the husband says to the wife whilst looking at his iPad, hey hun there's a couple within 1/4 if a mile to us.. Yes that said couple us lol... Then find out 2 doors away from you on same landing...

and where is it you holiday exactly?

It was in a family resort hotel in Bulgaria, 4yrs ago x"

Haha nice like your style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You sit innocently next to them in a pool bar, get chatting over a few gin x tonics and the husband says to the wife whilst looking at his iPad, hey hun there's a couple within 1/4 if a mile to us.. Yes that said couple us lol... Then find out 2 doors away from you on same landing...

and where is it you holiday exactly?

It was in a family resort hotel in Bulgaria, 4yrs ago x

Haha nice like your style"

We didn't tell them though until the last day of our holiday lol... You know when you say, let's stay in touch etc, will visit.. Well that's when we shared our secret... Still friends now lol..

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By *ilvercharmCouple
over a year ago

Our gate


"How do u spot fellow swingers in hotel x

Pampas grass outside of there room"

Thanks for that we have two lots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently it's the windchimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't think there is a way.

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By *ammieandalex12Couple
over a year ago

Mansfield

forget about who are swingers and who aren't...just seduce them either way! being swingers doesn't make them 'easy game'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instead of the do not disturb sign, we've got a 'come on in for a fuck' sign to hang on the door handle.

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By *ingbongly OP   Man
over a year ago

funchal

Its all potuguese in madeira i wonder what the fuck word is x

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond


"Funny its a simple question"

So---How do people spot YOU?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rice pudding on the lips

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

The man is usually measuring his cock with the TV remote.

Why so many do that I'm not sure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

type in swinger on your phone then activate Bluetooth or WiFi and wait for a text ????

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By *aughtywifeandhimCouple
over a year ago

bedford

All these replies giving me the giggles on a boring Monday , ps you can't spot them , Ww know have stayed in plenty , we normally put on profile when and where we are staying , not had much luck that way , will get wife to seduce guy in bar next time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know, you're never more than 6 feet from a swinger.

True fact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know, you're never more than 6 feet from a swinger.

True fact. "

Or a rat? Coincidence?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"You know, you're never more than 6 feet from a swinger.

True fact. "

That means they must be in my garden then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know, you're never more than 6 feet from a swinger.

True fact.

Or a rat? Coincidence?"
not being judgemental here ,but would said rat be a guy hiding his secret from his wife or girlfriend.

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By *irstTime4everythingCouple
over a year ago

Reading

While walking through the hotel occasionally yell out "Marco!" All the vanilla people will think you're just a bit odd but swingers will know what's up and eventually one will reply "polo!" Then the game is on, follow the call and bob's your uncle, try it

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"You know, you're never more than 6 feet from a swinger.

True fact.

That means they must be in my garden then! "

It's bloody freezing in your garden.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"How do u spot fellow swingers in hotel x"

More than one BIG bag for an overnight stay, the others probably got club clothing and toys in. We'll ours has

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know, you're never more than 6 feet from a swinger.

True fact. "

Hmm population density of the UK is about 1200 per square mile, 0.8% of the adult population are swingers, most of whom are at home. So the number of swingers in the OP's hotel is 0.8

No science was harmed in the preparation of this post

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"You know, you're never more than 6 feet from a swinger.

True fact.

That means they must be in my garden then!

It's bloody freezing in your garden."

Watch out for the bramble trap!

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"You know, you're never more than 6 feet from a swinger.

True fact.

Hmm population density of the UK is about 1200 per square mile, 0.8% of the adult population are swingers, most of whom are at home. So the number of swingers in the OP's hotel is 0.8

No science was harmed in the preparation of this post "

So he'll get someone with nothing from shins down, or nothing from shoulders up?

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"You know, you're never more than 6 feet from a swinger.

True fact.

That means they must be in my garden then!

It's bloody freezing in your garden.

Watch out for the bramble trap! "

To late thanks for the warning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know, you're never more than 6 feet from a swinger.

True fact.

Hmm population density of the UK is about 1200 per square mile, 0.8% of the adult population are swingers, most of whom are at home. So the number of swingers in the OP's hotel is 0.8

No science was harmed in the preparation of this post

So he'll get someone with nothing from shins down, or nothing from shoulders up? "

Genius... OP just look for the one missing a head or feet guaranteed swinger spotting technique

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"You know, you're never more than 6 feet from a swinger.

True fact.

Hmm population density of the UK is about 1200 per square mile, 0.8% of the adult population are swingers, most of whom are at home. So the number of swingers in the OP's hotel is 0.8

No science was harmed in the preparation of this post

So he'll get someone with nothing from shins down, or nothing from shoulders up?

Genius... OP just look for the one missing a head or feet guaranteed swinger spotting technique "

In fact there is further evidence. Just look at all the profile pics on Fab. 90% don't show the head, well this is why!

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"How do u spot fellow swingers in hotel x"

It's the couple in the corner with gimp masks on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually when I'm knocking on the door to the room number they've given me

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Truth is, most people don't want spotting most of the time. If they want to be, they will go to a club or social or organise something through here. Just being spotted at random times would be a nightmare imo.

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

Call out "I won't bite..." and listen for the telltale "...unless you ask!".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Call out "I won't bite..." and listen for the telltale "...unless you ask!"."

Ask me anything if you wanna know more

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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There are actually a few give away signs. People aren't always as discreet as they hope to be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are actually a few give away signs. People aren't always as discreet as they hope to be."

It's those t-shirts that say 'we're swingers' give a slight hint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Supplemental question to OP.

Why would you want to spot swingers in an hotel?

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Call out "I won't bite..." and listen for the telltale "...unless you ask!"."

Haha!!!

Ask what that ride in the park is called with the chains and the bit of wood.

"Swing"

Why yes I do. Do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swingers wear black rings it's a sign they are swingers for other couples to know without asking

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"There are actually a few give away signs. People aren't always as discreet as they hope to be.

It's those t-shirts that say 'we're swingers' give a slight hint. "

Yes, it's definitely that!

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Swingers wear black rings it's a sign they are swingers for other couples to know without asking "

Others wear a little fish badge or have a fish sticker on their car....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Swingers wear black rings it's a sign they are swingers for other couples to know without asking

Others wear a little fish badge or have a fish sticker on their car.... "

I thought the fish badges were born again Christians?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess if they have a penchant for group sex, it's probably safe to assume they swing

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"There are actually a few give away signs. People aren't always as discreet as they hope to be."

Is it the glass bowl they put on the counter at reception?

S

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"There are actually a few give away signs. People aren't always as discreet as they hope to be.

Is it the glass bowl they put on the counter at reception?

S"

I'll tell you about them at the social.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Swingers wear black rings it's a sign they are swingers for other couples to know without asking

Others wear a little fish badge or have a fish sticker on their car....

I thought the fish badges were born again Christians?"

ooops that might explain the odd reaction we got........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In big hotels in major cities, why would you bother looking for swingers? I used to work away and stay in loads of hotels, mid week it's even better, just target the stressed looking business types. Junior management types on their one big course to step up are often fun.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"There are actually a few give away signs. People aren't always as discreet as they hope to be.

Is it the glass bowl they put on the counter at reception?

S

I'll tell you about them at the social."

You'll have to whisper them really close to my ear, they are really noisy these socials

S

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By *ay2naughtyCouple
over a year ago

penrith

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lime to think a ankle chain may be a sign. .. just need to compliment the wearer and see if you avoid getting a slap

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield


"How do u spot fellow swingers in hotel x"

It's easy really. You just ask everyone you come across 'excuse me sir/madam, are you a swinger?'

Those that say "yes!" Bingo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I lime to think a ankle chain may be a sign. .. just need to compliment the wearer and see if you avoid getting a slap"

Unfortunately 87.375% of swingers don't wear ankle chains while 3.219% of non swingers do.

Still want to know why the OP wants to spot swingers in the vanilla world?

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By *entenTeaCouple
over a year ago

Buckley North Wales


"Swingers wear black rings it's a sign they are swingers for other couples to know without asking

Others wear a little fish badge or have a fish sticker on their car....

I thought the fish badges were born again Christians?"

Well we don't take the badge off our car when we go to club. Never caused us any problems or worked against us. Probably also reduces the chances of being pulled over by plod and asked tricky questions when driving home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its all potuguese in madeira i wonder what the fuck word is x"
the word is Fudous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask them if they're a friend of Dorothy haha

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

just look for the people with one shoe on..

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/378653

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By *ingbongly OP   Man
over a year ago

funchal

God you lot are hard work x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do u spot fellow swingers in hotel x

More than one BIG bag for an overnight stay, the others probably got club clothing and toys in. We'll ours has

S

"

Ha ha ha yep thinking of it, I usually have my big work overnight bag on wheels, then my massive bag of filth, and my hand bag, I look like a packhorse, and am staying for one night.

Ruby

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"God you lot are hard work x"

I've found arranging to meet someone off here when staying in a hotel results in 100% success rate in shagging a swinger

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By *heaspieswingerMan
over a year ago

Peak District

If they eat bananas, are covered in bright orange hair, and have long gangly arms, they're probably swingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God you lot are hard work x"

Well you are the one asking silly questions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a night duty mgr, I wish I knew. it would made my night shift more fun sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do u spot fellow swingers in hotel x"

They leave a do not disturb sign on their door.

Just knock on the door with the super secret swingers knock and they'll welcome you right in.

Seasoned swingers do the knock naked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"forget about who are swingers and who aren't...just seduce them either way! being swingers doesn't make them 'easy game' "
good comment.

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