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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Once I allowed myself to be figged. Be jesus I won't be making that mistake ever again. I actually started crying and thought my arse would never be the same again.

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

Fisting a fella. I felt like a bloody farmer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parsnips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once I allowed myself to be figged. Be jesus I won't be making that mistake ever again. I actually started crying and thought my arse would never be the same again.

Without sounding to naive what is figging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Parsnips."

parsnips are amazing what are you talking about

coffee is the thing i wish i could untaste

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Once I allowed myself to be figged. Be jesus I won't be making that mistake ever again. I actually started crying and thought my arse would never be the same again.

Without sounding to naive what is figging

Mr "

Figging is the practice of inserting a piece of skinned ginger root into the anus or the vagina of a person. It has been used as a means of punishment. It is also used as a BDSM practice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turkish delight. Uhhhh

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Once I allowed myself to be figged. Be jesus I won't be making that mistake ever again. I actually started crying and thought my arse would never be the same again.

Jesus why would you???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once I allowed myself to be figged. Be jesus I won't be making that mistake ever again. I actually started crying and thought my arse would never be the same again.

Without sounding to naive what is figging

Mr "

Ginger. It depends how it is prepared- I had it done to me once, fresh, peeled, frozen and put in me. It was amazing then incredibly painful my body was in total shock from it and I honestly didn't know if I liked it or hated it. I used a safe word to have it stopped as I went into shock and then wished I had it again. I will have to try again to see if I like it or hate it again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Parsnips."

Oh yes!

I wish I'd never tried rimming - it's just not for me!

I'm just going to have to continue with having double standards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once I allowed myself to be figged. Be jesus I won't be making that mistake ever again. I actually started crying and thought my arse would never be the same again.

Jesus why would you???

I read an article on figging and they actually suggested some guys may enjoy a long thin sliver of ginger pushed down their japseye

made me laugh as they recommended making the sliver long enough so it could be pulled out quickly. In case said men did not actually enjoy it!

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By *gentlovedayWoman
over a year ago

Tranmere

Marriage - 15 yrs later I'm still trying to escape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Olives

They are more Evil than Satan himself !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marriage - 15 yrs later I'm still trying to escape

Lol yes and who will own up to regretting having children?

No one I'm sure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marriage - 15 yrs later I'm still trying to escape

Lol yes and who will own up to regretting having children?

No one I'm sure!"

Deffo not me as ive never had any or been married either !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Olives

They are more Evil than Satan himself !"

So true!

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Figging is the practice of inserting a piece of skinned ginger root into the anus or the vagina of a person. It has been used as a means of punishment. It is also used as a BDSM practice."

Oh and here was me thinking it involved a fruit or a fig roll

I'm now baffled how it got its name why not gingering or rooting or even spicing I'm sure there is some weird and wonderful explanation haha. Well they say you learn something new every day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marriage - 15 yrs later I'm still trying to escape

Lol yes and who will own up to regretting having children?

No one I'm sure!

Deffo not me as ive never had any or been married either !

Very sensible you'll live longer

Children are something you can't take back.

Unlike a piece of ginger up your bum

Give me the ginger any day lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marriage - 15 yrs later I'm still trying to escape

Lol yes and who will own up to regretting having children?

No one I'm sure!

Deffo not me as ive never had any or been married either !

Very sensible you'll live longer

Children are something you can't take back.

Unlike a piece of ginger up your bum

Give me the ginger any day lol!"

Are you still wanting another kiddie winkle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Once I allowed myself to be figged. Be jesus I won't be making that mistake ever again. I actually started crying and thought my arse would never be the same again.

Jesus why would you???

It was a punishment. Never to be repeated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once I allowed myself to be figged. Be jesus I won't be making that mistake ever again. I actually started crying and thought my arse would never be the same again.

Jesus why would you???

It was a punishment. Never to be repeated. "

Coulda been worse coulda been a Habanero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once I allowed myself to be figged. Be jesus I won't be making that mistake ever again. I actually started crying and thought my arse would never be the same again.

See I'm really interested in that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Parsnips.

Oh yes!

I wish I'd never tried rimming - it's just not for me!

I'm just going to have to continue with having double standards

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Brussel sprouts

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Supporting Hearts...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brussel sprouts"

Instead of ginger ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mustard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marriage!

Just buy someone u hate a house. Saves years of misery lol

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Scallops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once I allowed myself to be figged. Be jesus I won't be making that mistake ever again. I actually started crying and thought my arse would never be the same again.

Jesus why would you???

It was a punishment. Never to be repeated.

Coulda been worse coulda been a Habanero "

With a fajita wrapped round it?

Egg custard.

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By *eicsbimaleMan
over a year ago

loughborough

Marriage 15 years after, still recovering wallet will take forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once I allowed myself to be figged. Be jesus I won't be making that mistake ever again. I actually started crying and thought my arse would never be the same again.

Without sounding to naive what is figging

Figging is the practice of inserting a piece of skinned ginger root into the anus or the vagina of a person. It has been used as a means of punishment. It is also used as a BDSM practice."

I'm pleased someone asked as I'd never heard of it. Think I'll be giving it a miss mind.

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

once told if it flies,floats or fucks best rent it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First husband.

WTF was I actually thinking?

Talk about insane!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once I allowed myself to be figged. Be jesus I won't be making that mistake ever again. I actually started crying and thought my arse would never be the same again.

Without sounding to naive what is figging

Figging is the practice of inserting a piece of skinned ginger root into the anus or the vagina of a person. It has been used as a means of punishment. It is also used as a BDSM practice."

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Cous Cous & Lentils

Anything else I can deal with

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Marriage - 15 yrs later I'm still trying to escape

Lol yes and who will own up to regretting having children?

No one I'm sure!"

Ermmm...

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

"once told if it flies,floats or fucks best rent it"

My pops told me "if it's got tits, bricks or wheels it's gunna cost ya"

Wise man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"once told if it flies,floats or fucks best rent it

My pops told me "if it's got tits, bricks or wheels it's gunna cost ya"

Wise man.

AJ "

Hahaha!!!!

Love this xxx

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Marriage - 15 yrs later I'm still trying to escape

Lol yes and who will own up to regretting having children?

No one I'm sure!"

My children are the only good thing to come out of my marriage! No regrets on having them shame they are the offspring of the ex husband though

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By *nequeenslutWoman
over a year ago

rugeley

"Once I allowed myself to be figged. Be jesus I won't be making that mistake ever again. I actually started crying and thought my arse would never be the same again.

WOW some thing new for me to try

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By *nequeenslutWoman
over a year ago

rugeley

"Marriage - 15 yrs later I'm still trying to escape

get husband 2/3 feet from a brick wall and reverse car into brick wall at high speed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Parsnips.

Oh yes!

I wish I'd never tried rimming - it's just not for me!

I'm just going to have to continue with having double standards

Eat parsnips out of my ass...but I won't be licking yours haha. Same as yourself, once was enough.

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman
over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!

I actually enjoy a bit of figging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marriage!

Just buy someone u hate a house. Saves years of misery lol "

Ain't that the truth.

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By *ingdong73Man
over a year ago

kent

cheese and mash

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By *angerman85Man
over a year ago

preston

"Once I allowed myself to be figged. Be jesus I won't be making that mistake ever again. I actually started crying and thought my arse would never be the same again.

Without sounding to naive what is figging

Figging is the practice of inserting a piece of skinned ginger root into the anus or the vagina of a person. It has been used as a means of punishment. It is also used as a BDSM practice."

Reading that !

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