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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How do you all start your chats? I'm forever getting blanked and let's face it...... I've been respectful 100%.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make em laugh, be normal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

read the profile, status, look at the pics and comment on those as part of your opener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck?

Guaranteed winner, especially if you attach 15 different angles of cock shot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you say 'chats', I am assuming you mean personal messages - as in e-mails, rather than chat rooms.

To be fair OP, most people will look at your profile before they even consider reading your message. If they're not taken by your profile, more often than not they'll either delete it without reading it, or just leave it sitting there unread forever and a day.

So, you need to make sure that your profile is as good as it can possibly be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you say 'chats', I am assuming you mean personal messages - as in e-mails, rather than chat rooms.

To be fair OP, most people will look at your profile before they even consider reading your message. If they're not taken by your profile, more often than not they'll either delete it without reading it, or just leave it sitting there unread forever and a day.

So, you need to make sure that your profile is as good as it can possibly be.

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Probably better to follow this advice than mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you all start your chats? I'm forever getting blanked and let's face it...... I've been respectful 100%. "

I know what you mean and have the same problem. I ensure that i am polite and respectful at all times but mostly just come across as sounding lame. It's a real minefield.

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By *ostafunMan
over a year ago

near ipswich

offer them jaffa cakes cant go wrong.

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By *ady EclipseWoman
over a year ago

Guernsey

'Can I smash your back doors in' was a memorable one recently received. Made a change from the usual 'hi, how are you' ones I suppose...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Can I smash your back doors in' was a memorable one recently received. Made a change from the usual 'hi, how are you' ones I suppose... "

Id like a tit wank please

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Well...some muslim chap just told me he wants to rape me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eh up cock chomper fancy a load all over your mush??

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By *ostafunMan
over a year ago

near ipswich


"'Can I smash your back doors in' was a memorable one recently received. Made a change from the usual 'hi, how are you' ones I suppose... "
love it great tits by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well...some muslim chap just told me he wants to rape me "

Block report

Sick fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well...some muslim chap just told me he wants to rape me

Block report

Sick fucker"

Seconded

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?

Thou art more lovely and more temperate.

Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,

And summer’s lease hath all too short a date.

Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,

And often is his gold complexion dimmed;

And every fair from fair sometime declines,

By chance, or nature’s changing course, untrimmed;

But thy eternal summer shall not fade,

Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow’st,

Nor shall death brag thou wand’rest in his shade,

When in eternal lines to Time thou grow’st.

So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,

So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

Nice tits btw. What you into?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?

Thou art more lovely and more temperate.

Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,

And summer’s lease hath all too short a date.

Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,

And often is his gold complexion dimmed;

And every fair from fair sometime declines,

By chance, or nature’s changing course, untrimmed;

But thy eternal summer shall not fade,

Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow’st,

Nor shall death brag thou wand’rest in his shade,

When in eternal lines to Time thou grow’st.

So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,

So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

Nice tits btw. What you into?"

Exquisite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well...some muslim chap just told me he wants to rape me "

some folk - well they just dont get it at all - do they ? block

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By *ady EclipseWoman
over a year ago

Guernsey


"Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?

Thou art more lovely and more temperate.

Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,

And summer’s lease hath all too short a date.

Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,

And often is his gold complexion dimmed;

And every fair from fair sometime declines,

By chance, or nature’s changing course, untrimmed;

But thy eternal summer shall not fade,

Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow’st,

Nor shall death brag thou wand’rest in his shade,

When in eternal lines to Time thou grow’st.

So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,

So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

Nice tits btw. What you into?"

I like this

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