FabSwingers.com forum: Penis measuring tools!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Over the years there has been many ways for guys to measure their penis!! Sky remotes, Dvd boxes, Toilet roll tubes, and many many more, But how do you actually measure and where do you measure from?? Also surely us guys can be more creative than a bloody sky tv remote???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually use a compass to measure it

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I've seen beer cans and deodorant sprays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best form of measurement............

The noises and reactions your companion makes when you're using it. Simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Over the years there has been many ways for guys to measure their penis!! Sky remotes, Dvd boxes, Toilet roll tubes, and many many more, But how do you actually measure and where do you measure from?? Also surely us guys can be more creative than a bloody sky tv remote???"

I suggest a ruler, and measure it from top to bottom!

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By *ehind blue eyes38Man
over a year ago

Hunstanton

"The best form of measurement............

The noises and reactions your companion makes when you're using it. Simples

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"The best form of measurement............

The noises and reactions your companion makes when you're using it. Simples

Totally agree with this; it's that "Ohhhh" sound she makes when you first slip inside her.....

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

A thimble??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The best form of measurement............

The noises and reactions your companion makes when you're using it. Simples

Totally agree with this; it's that "Ohhhh" sound she makes when you first slip inside her.....

I've never slipped inside a woman before!! I've slipped on ice and a wet floor before though

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

A tape measure ... from base to tip .... no cheating

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

I suggest a ruler, and measure it from top to bottom!

Bo**o*ks

The only tool to reliably measure a d*ck (or d*ckh**d) is the older Sky remote control perched over a toilet bowl background

Many have tried a tape measure and found these to be highly inaccurate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have a card for measuring penile sheaths - use them at work - accurate for girth

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"The best form of measurement............

The noises and reactions your companion makes when you're using it. Simples

Totally agree with this; it's that "Ohhhh" sound she makes when you first slip inside her.....

I've never slipped inside a woman before!! I've slipped on ice and a wet floor before though

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

Once you know the exact length (measured along the top from base to tip) it can be really useful for DIY...

https://youtu.be/mCIIZ3hgPVA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once you know the exact length (measured along the top from base to tip) it can be really useful for DIY...

https://youtu.be/mCIIZ3hgPVA

haha so got to peep at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once you know the exact length (measured along the top from base to tip) it can be really useful for DIY...

https://youtu.be/mCIIZ3hgPVA

haha so got to peep at this"

pmsl 13 bobs long

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bob's got the idea!! I'm forever loosing the measuring tape when I'm working with wood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bob's got the idea!! I'm forever loosing the measuring tape when I'm working with wood."

its a good idea so long as bob is consistent in his size

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

I use a grain of rice

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

For me ...the female mouth is a good measuring tool....if she cant get the full thing in her mouth...then im one blessed muthafcuka!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Measure it the same way as you would measure the length of a cat's tail from the arse to the tip. Simple. Another method is to count the number of £1 coins you can place on the top of the erection

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By *ehind blue eyes38Man
over a year ago

Hunstanton

"Once you know the exact length (measured along the top from base to tip) it can be really useful for DIY...

https://youtu.be/mCIIZ3hgPVA

haha so got to peep at this"

It's much better than a rule because I always have it on me

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

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Another method is to count the number of £1 coins you can place on the top of the erection"

Is that to work out how much 'interest' it may receive?

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By *ehind blue eyes38Man
over a year ago

Hunstanton

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Another method is to count the number of £1 coins you can place on the top of the erection

Is that to work out how much 'interest' it may receive?

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

Yard stick

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By *obyorkMan
over a year ago

Keighley

I find the best way is to insert the penis into a moist vagina and measure the width of the owner's grin

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By *riccartmanxxxMan
over a year ago

Under your bed

"I find the best way is to insert the penis into a moist vagina and measure the width of the owner's grin"

When u do that

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By *iptonblokeMan
over a year ago

tipton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find the best way is to insert the penis into a moist vagina and measure the width of the owner's grin"

It's funny I offered to do that to someone a few months ago when talking about measurements as a joke, turned into some very good meets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never measured it. I don't see the point really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The best form of measurement............

The noises and reactions your companion makes when you're using it. Simples

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By *taffs_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I find the paper rulers you get from Ikea ideal for ing out the cock size exaggeraters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it fill a pram?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Eiffel Tower.

(Or should that be the eyeful tower?)

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"I've never measured it. I don't see the point really."

Really; how long is this thing that you couldn't see the point?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start from the end of your nose, go over your head, down your back, between you legs and to the end of ya dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never measured it. I don't see the point really.

Really; how long is this thing that you couldn't see the point?

Actually guffawed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never measured it. I don't see the point really.

Really; how long is this thing that you couldn't see the point?

I don't call it The Shard for nothing

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By *taffs_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

" I don't call it The Shard for nothing

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Sounds painful

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By *cutebum9Couple
over a year ago

wallsend

Best way to measure it is place it when hard into a pussy and if the female smiles it's big enough lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I posted the same question two days ago as my status lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I posted the same question two days ago as my status lol"

Did you get much of a response?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite a lot from loads of pics with different objects, to guys trying to explain why they picked that remote etc lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quite a lot from loads of pics with different objects, to guys trying to explain why they picked that remote etc lol"

Well that's interesting and a sneaky way of being sent cock pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never measured it. I don't see the point really."

Should have gone to Specsavers ... sorry, I'll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Micrometer

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By *entleman of GirthMan
over a year ago

Forest Row

I make 3/4 sized sky remotes which are for sale on eBay for £55.

Use them however you want!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use lamp post to measure mine

just about right size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it fill a pram?"

Filled 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a can of or beer and I'm bigger than both. I do however purchase the ones onboard the airlines so my penis looks huge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Eiffel Tower.

(Or should that be the eyeful tower?)

I prefer to use the Monument in London. It's also my nickname for my Wang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a easy answer it's called a tape measure and I would say standing up holding your cock so its level

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I use a can of or beer and I'm bigger than both. I do however purchase the ones onboard the airlines so my penis looks huge.

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the new compressed lynx sprays are a godsend. Just remember to blank out the green band around them that says 'compressed'

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By *andi_shopWoman
over a year ago

rotherham

I've offered my measuring services to the OP, I'll let you know the scores

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By *rMrs CumalotCouple
over a year ago

East Mids

Measure along the top with a tailors tape measure and then the girth at the thickest part

Well that's how I measured mr cumalot

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

A magnifying glass and piece of cotton?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Matchbox?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The classic is the lynx crocs deodorant can lol.

Personally.... just let your partner measure for themselves. It's not what you've got, but how you use it!

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

"The best form of measurement............

The noises and reactions your companion makes when you're using it. Simples

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I measure my foot, because guys with big feet have big dicks, right

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By *haneleviMan
over a year ago

Kidderminster

Used a ruler back when I finished school. Don't have such tools now

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