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By *oodles948 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stoke on trent

Only just found out this week, that pampass grass signifies swingers house! I'm so naive..haha

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By *eedsandyMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I think that was back in the 1970s, before the internet had been invented, and was probably a myth.

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By *oodles948 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stoke on trent

No bud I think more recently too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a myth. You'll find none outside our house so there's your theory shot down instantly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's myth...came from a 'scandalous' book/play about swingers in the early 70's...can't remember what its called,but it's very funny!

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"No bud I think more recently too. "

You can't claim to know all about it, if you've only just found out lol

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By *oodles948 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stoke on trent


"No bud I think more recently too.

You can't claim to know all about it, if you've only just found out lol"

I wasn't claiming to know all about it.. that's why I posted it. Just curious. The couple telling me seemed to think it meant that lol.. so I Googled it!

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"No bud I think more recently too.

You can't claim to know all about it, if you've only just found out lol

I wasn't claiming to know all about it.. that's why I posted it. Just curious. The couple telling me seemed to think it meant that lol.. so I Googled it! "

It's just 70's urban legend.

It's a well that hot tubs are the true sign of swingers.

Fact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was definitely a 70's thing

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By *oodles948 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stoke on trent

Can't be everyone with a hotub surely... as with the pampass lol

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By *ilvercharmCouple
over a year ago

Our gate

Omg we have white and pink pampass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Can't be everyone with a hotub surely... as with the pampass lol"

Yes, it's a fact. If you wait naked in their hot-tub, hard-on at the ready, you'll be sure of fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope not. My grandparents had pampas grass and my granddad was a Mason. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only just found out this week, that pampass grass signifies swingers house! I'm so naive..haha"

What pampass grass means is that the residents grow pampass grass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[content removed to make way for pampas grass surrounded hot tub at 15:13:27 on 16/02/2016.]

Oh and I'm off to buy a big flashing 'SWINGERS HERE, WALK IN FUCKS AVAILABLE' flashing sign

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's interesting to think it does mean swingers.

Way back when I was a much younger version of myself a lot of friends parents had it in front lawns. Now the interesting thing for me is the number of adult only parties they had, and also a few of them did end up swapping wives (big scandal in the quiet leafy suburbs, the local butcher, bakers and post office mistress and talking about it) I knew that it was a close knit community

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Don't forget the ankle chains and packet of OMO in the front window!!

OK the packet of OMO was more for play away housewives to signal "Old Man Out" to any lovers but it's along the same lines!!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I have pampas grass in my front garden and I'm not a swinger The feathery things look really nice and, anyway, I hear they are a bugger to get rid of.

Defo a 70's thing

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By *iReyWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire East

I have it in my front and back garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My grandparents have it in their front and back gardens.

There it is a 70s myth for I cannot bear to think of the alternative.

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No bud I think more recently too.

You can't claim to know all about it, if you've only just found out lol

I wasn't claiming to know all about it.. that's why I posted it. Just curious. The couple telling me seemed to think it meant that lol.. so I Googled it!

It's just 70's urban legend.

It's a well that hot tubs are the true sign of swingers.

Fact.

"

i have a hot tub ,, but no pampass grass , but unless youve been to my house youd never know about the hot tub ,, well that is till now and all you reading this ,,lol

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"No bud I think more recently too. "

No

Not really a secure system as anyone could grow it leading to misunderstanding.

What we need is some sort of website where swingers can put up a profile of themselves and contact people prior to meeting them.

Much better than planting grass in their garden in the hope that some single guys will have heard something from a friend of a friend which informs them that they can just come in for a random ride.

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By *ickerman30Man
over a year ago

here and there

What about the decklander rumour,if you had a deck in your garden you were into swinging.there would be some strange looks given to some people,with their hottub in the middle of their deck which was surrounded by grass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about the decklander rumour,if you had a deck in your garden you were into swinging.there would be some strange looks given to some people,with their hottub in the middle of their deck which was surrounded by grass."

Only if the owner was wearing an ankle bracelet...

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"What about the decklander rumour,if you had a deck in your garden you were into swinging.there would be some strange looks given to some people,with their hottub in the middle of their deck which was surrounded by grass.

Only if the owner was wearing an ankle bracelet..."

...on their right wrist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't like pampas grass so we've gone for a huge neon sign on the roof proclaiming the house to be Swingsville.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only just found out this week, that pampass grass signifies swingers house! I'm so naive..haha"

Yes if you are living in the 1970's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah it's a well known swingers sign back in the 60/70's, whether it's actually true or not is another matter entirely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only just found out this week, that pampass grass signifies swingers house! I'm so naive..haha"

You mean you didn't receive a pampas grass plant with instructions on where to put it when you signed up here! shocking

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By *oodles948 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stoke on trent

Lol at you lot... please don't shoot the messenger... I was only wondering ha! Thanks tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol at you lot... please don't shoot the messenger... I was only wondering ha! Thanks tho "

Sometimes, the messenger...

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"No bud I think more recently too.

You can't claim to know all about it, if you've only just found out lol

I wasn't claiming to know all about it.. that's why I posted it. Just curious. The couple telling me seemed to think it meant that lol.. so I Googled it!

It's just 70's urban legend.

It's a well that hot tubs are the true sign of swingers.

Fact.

"
that and platinum membership

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"that and platinum membership "

Well of course platinum membership comes with a full list of every swinger in the country, with address, phone number, and inside leg measurements

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By *4B SWING3RSCouple
over a year ago

Northants

Haha when we moved into our new house my Father said to me, I'd get rid of that pampas grass, that's a symbol of swingers .

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By *lanwoodMan
over a year ago

Alton

It wasn't a myth where I lived in the late 90's. A road near me had several houses with pampas in their front gardens and it was well known that they were all swingers.

I grew one in my front garden and had no luck at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope not. My grandparents had pampas grass and my granddad was a Mason. xxx"

Being a mason doesn't stop you being a swinger! Would you like to shake on that?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I used to have a hot tub and quite like pampas grass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"that and platinum membership

Well of course platinum membership comes with a full list of every swinger in the country, with address, phone number, and inside leg measurements"

Shhhh....if you give away our secrets you will end up on the naughty step!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"that and platinum membership

Well of course platinum membership comes with a full list of every swinger in the country, with address, phone number, and inside leg measurements

Shhhh....if you give away our secrets you will end up on the naughty step!"

It's OK I never revealed it also includes shoe size...

oops.. bugger, anyone got a cushion that step gets hard...

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By *ampasGrassCouple
over a year ago

London

With a fab name like ours we really ought to get on to this thread!

We have a pampas grass in our front garden and another in the back garden. The truth is that they were there before we even thought about swinging... but maybe it helped give us the idea!

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By *wo4funmidsCouple
over a year ago

burton

Oh dear we have white pampass at the front and pink at the back next to the hot tub..

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By *indy SometimesTV/TS
over a year ago

BoxHill

I've got a Chameleon that lives in the Pampas grass outside but it's invisible to the naked eye. You can perhaps catch sight of it if you're in the left of the hot tub which is to the right of the decking on the 1970's style crazy paving patio.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a Chameleon that lives in the Pampas grass outside but it's invisible to the naked eye. You can perhaps catch sight of it if you're in the left of the hot tub which is to the right of the decking on the 1970's style crazy paving patio."

Does the Chameleon have an ankle chain on?

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By *indy SometimesTV/TS
over a year ago

BoxHill


"I've got a Chameleon that lives in the Pampas grass outside but it's invisible to the naked eye. You can perhaps catch sight of it if you're in the left of the hot tub which is to the right of the decking on the 1970's style crazy paving patio.

Does the Chameleon have an ankle chain on? "

Funny you should ask that but yes it does.

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