FabSwingers.com forum: farting in your face

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

its happened twice on me 69 with a girl and when she cums she breaks wind, there's no warning so its not like you can hold your breath puts me right off, has it happened to anyone else? or does any girls have this condition ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol...never happened to me but not sure what i would do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

put's me right off when you sat thinking after you have to laff but its a bad habbit two women have done it now said its when they relax,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"put's me right off when you sat thinking after you have to laff but its a bad habbit two women have done it now said its when they relax, "

Why is it a bad habit? I don't think it's something they do on purpose. These things happen. Miss T

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

At least you know it means they weren't faking it. Silver lining.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

It's not a condition.

Its an involuntary relaxation of muscles. It means you actually did a good job.

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By *igris_PardusCouple
over a year ago

Bracknell

"its happened twice on me 69 with a girl and when she cums she breaks wind, there's no warning so its not like you can hold your breath puts me right off, has it happened to anyone else? or does any girls have this condition ?"

That was my first porn reading piece.

True story!

HK ( the female )

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol def not a fake it stunk

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By *esiderataWoman
over a year ago

St Helier

if you cant laugh occassionally when having sex you are doing it wrong...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never happened to me but if it did I would probably laugh my ass off, either way the mood would ruined lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

guess it could be worse get the sodding goods with it next time they say third time goods are delivered lol no more going down for me to risky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

make sure you go on top then you can move away from the area.

people fart, can't really do anything about that. but you don't have to stay trapped in the smell lol.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"guess it could be worse get the sodding goods with it next time they say third time goods are delivered lol no more going down for me to risky

I hope you don't like BJs then.

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

If that's what they call doing a 69 then no way would I want to experience another 68 of them!

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Men !!! They can fart, cum in your mouth, shit really smelly feaces. We are all humans

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Men !!! They can fart, cum in your mouth, shit really smelly feaces. We are all humans"

Oh its OK if they do it. Just being a bloke.

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By *heaspieswingerMan
over a year ago

Peak District

Ewww....

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By *heaspieswingerMan
over a year ago

Peak District

"If that's what they call doing a 69 then no way would I want to experience another 68 of them!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did you check for sweetcorn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a pump or her lady bottom?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

sweet corn? she said she had sweet cheeks ha lost my sweet tooth now

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By *unknSoulCouple
over a year ago

dumfries-ish

You put your nose there you know the risks. Had it happen just carry on laugh about it afterwards. Hehe

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By *igris_PardusCouple
over a year ago

Bracknell

"did you check for sweetcorn?"

Isn't that another's thread reference?!

The one where she licked the sweetcorn off the guy's cock? !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's all.you can do is laugh what else ...its If be ones a habit you worry ..lol and buy a gas mask.;)..and more .just incase .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's all.you can do is laugh what else ...its If be ones a habit you worry ..lol and buy a gas mask.;)..and more .just incase .

Sorry someone not one ..mind royals fart too you know

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By *ed wineMan
over a year ago

Where the streets have no name

We are human, with our own weaknesses.

Those "Ooopppsss, sorry

" give naturality to sex, as far as they are not deliberate...

You know: Shit ( and farts...) happens!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol yer to higher risk the follow through lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear, so pleased this doesn't happen to me when I cum, I'd be mortified. However if it did ever happen, I'd hope the man and I could just laugh it off. You need a sense of humour when having sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao happened to me once with a meet was so awkward I stopped Miss k x

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

Are u sure it wasn't a queef?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have farted in my FWB,s face whilst doing 69 and I wasn't cuming either, it just kinda burst out.

He can't say anything, he farts louder than Donald Trump and once burped in my face xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just be grateful they didn't follow through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"did you check for sweetcorn?

Isn't that another's thread reference?!

The one where she licked the sweetcorn off the guy's cock? !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"put's me right off when you sat thinking after you have to laff but its a bad habbit two women have done it now said its when they relax, "

Similar to squirting? Relaxed!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beats a poke in the eye, just!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beats a poke in the eye, just!"

I'll take the poke in the eye,thanks.

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

As Forest would say...

Shit Happens!

Lol

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

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By *ral DMan
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Be a man! Take their fart cup your hands around it and then return it cupcake style!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made me chuckle not happened to me as such but I have fanny farted l o l was so embarrassed too much pumping causes to much air l o l

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happened a few times to me whilst fucking but only once during 69.

I remember this one time it was seriously funny!!

She got a bit embarrassed as it was loud and proud but I was laughing my head off!!! , so She ended up laughing with me

It was jokes in the end

we had fun night

Didn't bother me

We all fart burp n shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farting during sex???

Cant say I have had that. I have had queefs and the like, but farting is often in anticipation of some kind of bowl release. I really dont understand people who have sex when they feel like taking a shit or when they have not showered just before.

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