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Things you don't expect to see in a swingers club...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Buckets of sweets and candyfloss...

A man with a broken arm fucking my wife....a true soldier!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to see buckets of sweets and candyfloss... in fact that would be my perfect swinging club!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a jar of sweets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man fucking a woman, however, he then suddenly falls to bits, much like a mannequin could.

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By *inky24big35Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

ooow sweets and chocolate haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spunk floating in the jacuzzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or custard

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By *azmissy67Woman
over a year ago

welshpool area

me looking sad hehe x

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By *LBishCouple
over a year ago

near bury st edmunds


"Buckets of sweets and candyfloss...

A man with a broken arm fucking my wife....a true soldier!!!!

"

A woman who can out do three guys in the not cumming stakes. A naked woman shouting chase me down the corridor, with a soldier with a broken wrist a reading chappy following and, her fella shouting go get her lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buckets of sweets and candyfloss...

A man with a broken arm fucking my wife....a true soldier!!!!

"

ah it's tough work, but someone's godda do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

at the attic they had glow in the dark body paint loads of brushes men/women enjoyed the paintig session

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nan! That would be awful

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"I have a jar of sweets "

ohh a stranger with sweets... could be dangerous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"at the attic they had glow in the dark body paint loads of brushes men/women enjoyed the paintig session"

great idea, love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the bowls of mints and nuts left out on the bar at Chams. Some people will moan about going in jacuzzis cos there might be cum floating in it, and will happy take handfuls of nuts and mints which arent covered, seemingly oblivious to the fact that guys have been fingering whoever in the club and not washed their hands before helping themselves to a sweet, or constantly touching their own cocks as they watch other people, or going to the loo and not washing their hands. Theres more bodily fluids covering sweets than there will ever be in the jacuzzi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish clubs would have a sploshing room, that would be fun

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"I love the bowls of mints and nuts left out on the bar at Chams. Some people will moan about going in jacuzzis cos there might be cum floating in it, and will happy take handfuls of nuts and mints which arent covered, seemingly oblivious to the fact that guys have been fingering whoever in the club and not washed their hands before helping themselves to a sweet, or constantly touching their own cocks as they watch other people, or going to the loo and not washing their hands. Theres more bodily fluids covering sweets than there will ever be in the jacuzzi. "

Haha well said Feebs, that's why I only ever eat the wrapped sweets at Chams!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know, anyone who indulges in eating unwrapped sweets in a swinging club is essentially tasting everyone elses cum, urine and faeces .

but then its the same with any uncovered buffet food

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"Buckets of sweets and candyfloss...

A man with a broken arm fucking my wife....a true soldier!!!!

"

A friend put me off any sweets or nuts in clubs when he pointed out not all people wash their hands after going to the loo

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

We always insist that the nuts use condoms

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By *drianukMan
over a year ago

Spain, Lancs

David Cameron getting a tit wank from Ann Widdecombe while Theresa May fires ping pong balls from her fanny at a dart board. Err...is this legal?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Buckets of sweets and candyfloss...

A man with a broken arm fucking my wife....a true soldier!!!!

A woman who can out do three guys in the not cumming stakes. A naked woman shouting chase me down the corridor, with a soldier with a broken wrist a reading chappy following and, her fella shouting go get her lol."

That's amazing, we have actually done that, except the soldier who was chasing had his wife cum all over my wifes face in the bar....

......hold on...cum to think of it........that was YOU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My aunt....

Walked into a swinging club one night and saw my dad's younger sister.....LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There have been a few insidents at chams where family members have run into each other. Now they have to ring and book ahead. Plus one couple I found strange mum and dad plus son and daughter in law were in there together. But father and sone looked alike father ultra white teeth and botox and mum and daughter were dressed in same outfits and had hair done the same.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My aunt....

Walked into a swinging club one night and saw my dad's younger sister.....LOL"

So.. Did you??

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By *LBishCouple
over a year ago

near bury st edmunds


"Buckets of sweets and candyfloss...

A man with a broken arm fucking my wife....a true soldier!!!!

A woman who can out do three guys in the not cumming stakes. A naked woman shouting chase me down the corridor, with a soldier with a broken wrist a reading chappy following and, her fella shouting go get her lol.

That's amazing, we have actually done that, except the soldier who was chasing had his wife cum all over my wifes face in the bar....

......hold on...cum to think of it........that was YOU "

Wait till round two, when the spreader bars come out, dont think anyone will be running anywhere then. BTW your comment made me blush and thats hard to do lol

I have to agree glow in the dark body paints is a wicked idea

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Buckets of sweets and candyfloss...

A man with a broken arm fucking my wife....a true soldier!!!!

A friend put me off any sweets or nuts in clubs when he pointed out not all people wash their hands after going to the loo "

Going to Chams tonight. Hopefully getting a mouthful of nuts, but not ones from a bowl!!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

A foot pump...

...and yes, there is a story there..

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By *LBishCouple
over a year ago

near bury st edmunds


"A foot pump...

...and yes, there is a story there.. "

Do tell, im nosey xxx

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"A foot pump...

...and yes, there is a story there..

Do tell, im nosey xxx"

I can do better than that.. watch your inbox!

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By *LBishCouple
over a year ago

near bury st edmunds


"A foot pump...

...and yes, there is a story there..

Do tell, im nosey xxx

I can do better than that.. watch your inbox! "

Woop woopppppp

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By *aveandkate35Couple
over a year ago

telford

First time we went we thoguht it must be an "in joke" for that exact reason... it was only minutes though until some young lady said "excuse me can I get to the nuts".. I blame my inexperience for what happened next, but once my towel was back on we managed to clear up the confusion...

Cheers

D&K


"I love the bowls of mints and nuts left out on the bar at Chams. Some people will moan about going in jacuzzis cos there might be cum floating in it, and will happy take handfuls of nuts and mints which arent covered, seemingly oblivious to the fact that guys have been fingering whoever in the club and not washed their hands before helping themselves to a sweet, or constantly touching their own cocks as they watch other people, or going to the loo and not washing their hands. Theres more bodily fluids covering sweets than there will ever be in the jacuzzi. "

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

An axe.... apparently! Hmmpf!

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By *LBishCouple
over a year ago

near bury st edmunds

Sat night there was a paddling pool fully of that jelly bath stuff, and a beach, ohh what messy fun we all had, including the walls lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My nan! That would be awful"

mmm i thought your nan was lovely

only joking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My nan! That would be awful

mmm i thought your nan was lovely

only joking "

I agree, she was awful!!!

Only Joking!!

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