FabSwingers.com forum: Advice needed!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is a bit of a random one for me. Wasn't too sure how to go about posting his or even whether to in the first place! Anyway so I have been seeing this woman recently, just a casual fwb sort of thing. The other day we was having a bit of fun and foreplay before I started to make my descent to go down on her. But as soon as I got near there, there was just something that I could smell that completely put me off and had to reverse back into some finger work. She is a lovely girl, and I know she is very clean and hygenic and I really do want to go down on her. Is there any way of addressing this in a non offensive way or do I just let sleeping dogs lie? I hope nobody gets offended by this but any help/ideas would be much appreciated! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a bit of a random one for me. Wasn't too sure how to go about posting his or even whether to in the first place! Anyway so I have been seeing this woman recently, just a casual fwb sort of thing. The other day we was having a bit of fun and foreplay before I started to make my descent to go down on her. But as soon as I got near there, there was just something that I could smell that completely put me off and had to reverse back into some finger work. She is a lovely girl, and I know she is very clean and hygenic and I really do want to go down on her. Is there any way of addressing this in a non offensive way or do I just let sleeping dogs lie? I hope nobody gets offended by this but any help/ideas would be much appreciated! X"

Maybe she has been fucked very recently by someone else and still has his semen inside her ?

Hence the differnt off putting odour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no polite non embarrassing way. Either move on or tell her she smells

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it was a one off occurrence? So see what happens next time.

Was she at the end of her cycle as could have been that. Just a thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is no polite non embarrassing way. Either move on or tell her she smells"

^^ This. If you say anything at all she'll be offended, there's no nice way to say it.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

You could write her a poem then you wouldn't have to say it out loud

"I'm glad I had a jiffy

Cos your vag was rather whiffy

So sorry I was so sniffy

Why don't we have a laugh?

In the bath"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She may have BV...that can make things a lil unpleasant...and is often from trying to be too clean...can't bloody win sometimes...but think she might not like being told but she should appreciate a bit of honesty

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"You could write her a poem then you wouldn't have to say it out loud

"I'm glad I had a jiffy

Cos your vag was rather whiffy

So sorry I was so sniffy

Why don't we have a laugh?

In the bath"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's happened here is that you've caught "the guey", that's how it starts. Soon you'll think her pussy looks ugly and you'll start choosing new curtains and scatter cushions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it tastes like chicken keep on licking. If it smells like trout.....well you can work the rest out.

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By *ysnomiaMan
over a year ago

Preston

Heard a story recently of a guy who went on a meet, and just like you was going down and the small was overpowering. He's a decent guy, and fast thinker. To save her any embarrassment he feigned premature ejaculation and they had a brew before he escaped.

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