FabSwingers.com forum: Ladys with a BIG ass

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seeing as the forums get read a lot thought i'd ask on here -

any female on here (irrespective of race, age, martial status) with a big round ass and a webcam/phone, who like the look of me, fancy playing on MSN/Skype?

And possibly arranging something for the future?

PLease message me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rephrase the question..... Are there any ladies on here who haven't got a big round ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got the ass but aint sticking it on telly

lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Doesn't hurt to ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It surely doesnt ....

And as me old mom used to say...

if you dont ask, you dont get

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*holds out hands and waits*

I got big book to read too, hope I'm not waiting too long

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive got the arse but dont do cyber sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive got the arse but dont do cyber sex"

No do you like guys my age (according to your profile)

Your ass is FANTASTIC however, thank you, and I hope you find what you're looking for

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

lol your 22 id want to change your nappy lol, hope you find what your looking for

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lol your 22 id want to change your nappy lol, hope you find what your looking for

haha !

I respect that some what.

Thank you! You too

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By *icknDeeCouple
over a year ago

hartlepool

"any female on here (irrespective of race, age, martial status) with a big round ass and a webcam/phone, who like the look of me, fancy playing on MSN/Skype?"

Sorry my webcam isn't widescreen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That doesn't bother me, still, if you fancy a play let me know!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what a bummer xx lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got the arse but don't cam and you're under my age limit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she hasn't got a massive arse but my missus she says she's got the biggest cunt in Cornwall ...... and he's called Jack the crack

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ohhh you're all such a tease!

It's kinky, but frustrating!

I may try to force my penis into a USB slot on my mac! It wont work will it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends how big ya dick is

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Ohhh you're all such a tease!

It's kinky, but frustrating!

I may try to force my penis into a USB slot on my mac! It wont work will it...."

Well if it does, I'm not sure that advertising that your penis fits into a USB slot is a good idea!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Ohhh you're all such a tease!

It's kinky, but frustrating!

I may try to force my penis into a USB slot on my mac! It wont work will it...."

But if its fits Id be seriously worried...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It doesn't, it's not that small, but If i pulled up one of your pictures on the mac screen it's the next best thing?!

bugger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its supposed to get real big then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its supposed to get real big then

OH! So my penis is meant to stand up?! WOW!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does help

Specially if some big ass gal rubbing her wares up against ya bits.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does help

Specially if some big ass gal rubbing her wares up against ya bits.

Haha thank you for the thought!

i thought a lady would've replied by now who wanted some fun

perhaps I am a little naieve in my expectations?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some times your lucky, sometimes your not....

Gotta go with the flow as they say

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some times your lucky, sometimes your not....

Gotta go with the flow as they say

been trying to go with it since I was 17....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe "meeting/going out with/marrying...would have helped with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe "meeting/going out with/marrying...would have helped with it

I have done all of that, apart from marrying, but none has reached my expectations or wants. No insult to them at all, nor am i the best.

However on here, there is plenty that literally makes me dribble!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look on here, there are plenty THAT dribble ....hahhahahah

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Look on here, there are plenty THAT dribble ....hahhahahah

Thank feck for Tena lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Look on here, there are plenty THAT dribble ....hahhahahah

Thank feck for Tena lady"

who what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does my bum look big in this?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does my bum look big in this?"

my man has stood to attention!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually its not true that bigger girls had big rounded asses. Some large ladies that Ive seen have big but flat behinds and not rounded. I have a big round ass, Im glad its round but just wish it was a smsll round ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Actually its not true that bigger girls had big rounded asses. Some large ladies that Ive seen have big but flat behinds and not rounded. I have a big round ass, Im glad its round but just wish it was a smsll round ass

this is true!

slimmer girls with a big ass is AMAZING but I jsut LOOVE ladies asses all together!

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

No expert but I'm sure dribbling into usb slot can't be good. Imagine explaining those burns in accident and emergency.

Mistress x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No expert but I'm sure dribbling into usb slot can't be good. Imagine explaining those burns in accident and emergency.

Mistress x"

If the nurse had a big ass, I wouldn't mind ^_^

you got an A&E room?

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

"No expert but I'm sure dribbling into usb slot can't be good. Imagine explaining those burns in accident and emergency.

Mistress x

If the nurse had a big ass, I wouldn't mind ^_^

you got an A&E room?

Oi you calling me a fat arse?

Mistress X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No expert but I'm sure dribbling into usb slot can't be good. Imagine explaining those burns in accident and emergency.

Mistress x

If the nurse had a big ass, I wouldn't mind ^_^

you got an A&E room?

Oi you calling me a fat arse?

Mistress X"

no no, but your ass is so juicy and peachy!

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

"No expert but I'm sure dribbling into usb slot can't be good. Imagine explaining those burns in accident and emergency.

Mistress x

If the nurse had a big ass, I wouldn't mind ^_^

you got an A&E room?

Oi you calling me a fat arse?

Mistress X

no no, but your ass is so juicy and peachy! "

Lol just teasing. Hubby loves my curves. Thanks for the compliment.

Mistress x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No expert but I'm sure dribbling into usb slot can't be good. Imagine explaining those burns in accident and emergency.

Mistress x

If the nurse had a big ass, I wouldn't mind ^_^

you got an A&E room?

Oi you calling me a fat arse?

Mistress X

no no, but your ass is so juicy and peachy!

Lol just teasing. Hubby loves my curves. Thanks for the compliment.

Mistress x"

no worries, if he wnats to share let me know

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

"No expert but I'm sure dribbling into usb slot can't be good. Imagine explaining those burns in accident and emergency.

Mistress x

If the nurse had a big ass, I wouldn't mind ^_^

you got an A&E room?

Oi you calling me a fat arse?

Mistress X

no no, but your ass is so juicy and peachy!

Lol just teasing. Hubby loves my curves. Thanks for the compliment.

Mistress x

no worries, if he wnats to share let me know

He loves to but you are too far.....and your profile says singles only. Hope you find the fun you seek. Why are all the young guys we meet obsessed with my arse? Noticed a trend. Lol

Mistress x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No expert but I'm sure dribbling into usb slot can't be good. Imagine explaining those burns in accident and emergency.

Mistress x

If the nurse had a big ass, I wouldn't mind ^_^

you got an A&E room?

Oi you calling me a fat arse?

Mistress X

no no, but your ass is so juicy and peachy!

Lol just teasing. Hubby loves my curves. Thanks for the compliment.

Mistress x

no worries, if he wnats to share let me know

He loves to but you are too far.....and your profile says singles only. Hope you find the fun you seek. Why are all the young guys we meet obsessed with my arse? Noticed a trend. Lol

Mistress x"

I have an ass and anal fettish, and cannot get enough! & you're mature, sorry

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

"No expert but I'm sure dribbling into usb slot can't be good. Imagine explaining those burns in accident and emergency.

Mistress x

If the nurse had a big ass, I wouldn't mind ^_^

you got an A&E room?

Oi you calling me a fat arse?

Mistress X

no no, but your ass is so juicy and peachy!

Lol just teasing. Hubby loves my curves. Thanks for the compliment.

Mistress x

no worries, if he wnats to share let me know

He loves to but you are too far.....and your profile says singles only. Hope you find the fun you seek. Why are all the young guys we meet obsessed with my arse? Noticed a trend. Lol

Mistress x

I have an ass and anal fettish, and cannot get enough! & you're mature, sorry

Lol don't be...I'm certainly not! Happy hunting.

Mistress x

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

"No expert but I'm sure dribbling into usb slot can't be good. Imagine explaining those burns in accident and emergency.

Mistress x

If the nurse had a big ass, I wouldn't mind ^_^

you got an A&E room?

Oi you calling me a fat arse?

Mistress X

no no, but your ass is so juicy and peachy!

Lol just teasing. Hubby loves my curves. Thanks for the compliment.

Mistress x

no worries, if he wnats to share let me know

He loves to but you are too far.....and your profile says singles only. Hope you find the fun you seek. Why are all the young guys we meet obsessed with my arse? Noticed a trend. Lol

Mistress x

I have an ass and anal fettish, and cannot get enough! & you're mature, sorry

Lol don't be...I'm certainly not! Happy hunting.

Mistress x"

Sorry... will take the answer above. Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this arse is for fondling only, I have a purpose made place for fucking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"this arse is for fondling only, I have a purpose made place for fucking"

good for you?

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

if it just me or does anyone have a certain record by "sir mix-a-lot" going thtu there brains while reading this thread......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this arse is for fondling only, I have a purpose made place for fucking

good for you?

bldy great thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry, but too young, too far, you dont play with couples, and the other 'obvious' thing at the end of your profile. Good luck.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Has a nice big ass but omfg playing on cam u got an extra wide screen ? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if it just me or does anyone have a certain record by "sir mix-a-lot" going thtu there brains while reading this thread......

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lol.I know what you mean . A love round or big ass is my weakness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No expert but I'm sure dribbling into usb slot can't be good. Imagine explaining those burns in accident and emergency.

Mistress x

If the nurse had a big ass, I wouldn't mind ^_^

you got an A&E room?

Oi you calling me a fat arse?

Mistress X

no no, but your ass is so juicy and peachy!

Lol just teasing. Hubby loves my curves. Thanks for the compliment.

Mistress x

no worries, if he wnats to share let me know

He loves to but you are too far.....and your profile says singles only. Hope you find the fun you seek. Why are all the young guys we meet obsessed with my arse? Noticed a trend. Lol

Mistress x

I have an ass and anal fettish, and cannot get enough! & you're mature, sorry

Ermmmm your profile states you meet up to the age of 55....

thats mature in my book ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No expert but I'm sure dribbling into usb slot can't be good. Imagine explaining those burns in accident and emergency.

Mistress x

If the nurse had a big ass, I wouldn't mind ^_^

you got an A&E room?

Oi you calling me a fat arse?

Mistress X

no no, but your ass is so juicy and peachy!

Lol just teasing. Hubby loves my curves. Thanks for the compliment.

Mistress x

no worries, if he wnats to share let me know

He loves to but you are too far.....and your profile says singles only. Hope you find the fun you seek. Why are all the young guys we meet obsessed with my arse? Noticed a trend. Lol

Mistress x

I have an ass and anal fettish, and cannot get enough! & you're mature, sorry

Ermmmm your profile states you meet up to the age of 55....

thats mature in my book ?

I apologised because I thought I sounded a little silly and desperate! not because of age!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if it just me or does anyone have a certain record by "sir mix-a-lot" going thtu there brains while reading this thread......

lol.I know what you mean . A love round or big ass is my weakness

Nothing wrong with that.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No expert but I'm sure dribbling into usb slot can't be good. Imagine explaining those burns in accident and emergency.

Mistress x

If the nurse had a big ass, I wouldn't mind ^_^

you got an A&E room?

Oi you calling me a fat arse?

Mistress X

no no, but your ass is so juicy and peachy!

Lol just teasing. Hubby loves my curves. Thanks for the compliment.

Mistress x

no worries, if he wnats to share let me know

He loves to but you are too far.....and your profile says singles only. Hope you find the fun you seek. Why are all the young guys we meet obsessed with my arse? Noticed a trend. Lol

Mistress x

I have an ass and anal fettish, and cannot get enough! & you're mature, sorry

Ermmmm your profile states you meet up to the age of 55....

thats mature in my book ?

I apologised because I thought I sounded a little silly and desperate! not because of age! "

Ohhhhhhhhh i see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got the ass but aint sticking it on telly

lmao"

Same here, and neither am i sorry blake.

I'm a nice girl some of the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if it just me or does anyone have a certain record by "sir mix-a-lot" going thtu there brains while reading this thread......

Yes, i know i do

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I saw a woman on sunday that blake would of loved, She was a slimmish black woman but bloody hell did she have a booty on her and tight skirt. Think he would of cum in his pants

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I saw a woman on sunday that blake would of loved, She was a slimmish black woman but bloody hell did she have a booty on her and tight skirt. Think he would of cum in his pants

SHOW SHOW SHOW

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I saw a woman on sunday that blake would of loved, She was a slimmish black woman but bloody hell did she have a booty on her and tight skirt. Think he would of cum in his pants

SHOW SHOW SHOW

lol she was walking around leicester, anyway its past your bed time

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

Big round arses, mmmmmmm dribble...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Big round arses, mmmmmmm dribble...

Didnt take you long to show up lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I saw a woman on sunday that blake would of loved, She was a slimmish black woman but bloody hell did she have a booty on her and tight skirt. Think he would of cum in his pants

SHOW SHOW SHOW

lol she was walking around leicester, anyway its past your bed time

Shouldn't you have finished coffin dodging by now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

Did someone mention my favourite theme tune?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I saw a woman on sunday that blake would of loved, She was a slimmish black woman but bloody hell did she have a booty on her and tight skirt. Think he would of cum in his pants

SHOW SHOW SHOW

lol she was walking around leicester, anyway its past your bed time

Shouldn't you have finished coffin dodging by now? "

Seriously blake me and you are going to have some serious words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone mention my favourite theme tune?

Ayup....another out the woodwork.

hope you got your own chair

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I saw a woman on sunday that blake would of loved, She was a slimmish black woman but bloody hell did she have a booty on her and tight skirt. Think he would of cum in his pants

SHOW SHOW SHOW

lol she was walking around leicester, anyway its past your bed time

Shouldn't you have finished coffin dodging by now?

Seriously blake me and you are going to have some serious words

Involving your behind I hope :P

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

"Big round arses, mmmmmmm dribble...

Didnt take you long to show up lmao"

That is unfair, exploiting my weakness...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not just yours so it seems

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not just yours so it seems

I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can have mine , i dont like it . lmao

Funy how guys always do tho ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can have mine , i dont like it . lmao

Funy how guys always do tho ?

Will you be attached to the other end, as just an ass isn't much use.

What's it like?!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im leaving this thread its full of perverted men looking at my bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im leaving this thread its full of perverted men looking at my bum

You LOVE it!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Im leaving this thread its full of perverted men looking at my bum

Perverted men?? On here?? Nay...

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Did someone mention my favourite theme tune?

oooohhhhhhhhh.... now there's an arse to kill for...... drool.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone mention my favourite theme tune?

oooohhhhhhhhh.... now there's an arse to kill for...... drool........."

mmmmm pinky xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can have mine , i dont like it . lmao

Funy how guys always do tho ?

Will you be attached to the other end, as just an ass isn't much use.

What's it like?!

BIG.........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can have mine , i dont like it . lmao

Funy how guys always do tho ?

Will you be attached to the other end, as just an ass isn't much use.

What's it like?!

BIG.........

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE :D I'LL GIVE YOU......something for it?! O_O What'd you want?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh ermmmmmm i dunno....?

will have to think about it..

If i do it by the lb its gonna cost alot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohhh ermmmmmm i dunno....?

will have to think about it..

If i do it by the lb its gonna cost alot

id kiss yours peaches.

your lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohhh ermmmmmm i dunno....?

will have to think about it..

If i do it by the lb its gonna cost alot

How sad is that - Has actually turned me on! Thats how much I love asses.

I am so young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohhh ermmmmmm i dunno....?

will have to think about it..

If i do it by the lb its gonna cost alot

id kiss yours peaches.

your lovely xx"

why thank you kind sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohhh ermmmmmm i dunno....?

will have to think about it..

If i do it by the lb its gonna cost alot

How sad is that - Has actually turned me on! Thats how much I love asses.

I am so young

Awww well dont worry, im sure you wll have your fantasy one day...onwards and upwards as they say

And..never give up trying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if it just me or does anyone have a certain record by "sir mix-a-lot" going thtu there brains while reading this thread......

I didn't till I read that post!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw a woman on sunday that blake would of loved, She was a slimmish black woman but bloody hell did she have a booty on her and tight skirt. Think he would of cum in his pants

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lol I think I would have had palpitations,while drooling in a trance . I just can't get enough of that . Big booty does it for me any day of the week

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