FabSwingers.com forum: Think I have this dogging sussed

By *enks OP Man
over a year ago

hereford

make yourself presentable

go and sit in a car park with other blokes

Watch the local dickheads tour round

Go home

look at some porn and have a wank!

Did I miss anything out?

If I did not have bad luck I would not have any at all! LOL

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By *rummiePartyManMan
over a year ago

birmingham

One thing worse than bad luck, and that's Beginners Luck. That's what I get. I'm told of a new "happening" car park, go for the first time, have a good or at least a (in)decent night (lol) and then think that by going back it will be just as good again and again...and it isn't. Several visits later you discover that it isn't any better than your local patch, only it costs a chunk more in fuel to get there and back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or in my experience

Turn up

Be the only female

Listen to fat, bald, old twats tell me to spread em

Get pissed off

Fuck off home

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Excuse me young lady, I maybe fat, bald & old but I'm not a twat, but at least I brought my dog!

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By *arzan n JaneCouple
over a year ago

North east Scotland

"Or in my experience

Turn up

Be the only female

Listen to fat, bald, old twats tell me to spread em

Get pissed off

Fuck off home

this made me giggle lol

One time we went out the guy was grabbing about like he only had 5 mins to live either that or not a clue what he was doing haha

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By *enks OP Man
over a year ago

hereford

Maybe I should check my lottery numbers as got a BJ last night!

Only a few boy racers prowling as well so little interruption.

I sympathize with all you ladies who have to put up with a lot of crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe I should check my lottery numbers as got a BJ last night!

Only a few boy racers prowling as well so little interruption.

I sympathize with all you ladies who have to put up with a lot of crap "

Thing with dogging is, thanks to Stan Collymore among others, is that sites get overrun with attention and then die due to boy racers or the cops taking an interest. A few clueless types on here will also specify the location with their meet today post which guarantees a mass turnout!

Still, if it was fabulous all the time it would be very boring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or in my experience

Turn up

Be the only female

Listen to fat, bald, old twats tell me to spread em

Get pissed off

Fuck off home

and what is wrong with fat, bald old twats might i ask ?

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