FabSwingers.com forum: What not to ask someone on fab...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell me about yourself....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you into?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Could you bring another lass along to our meet?

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Why don't you play with bi men?

Are you a real couple?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

What do you think about fat people?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you do bareback?

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

R u ok?

I always think there's something wrong and they know more about it than me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How are you?

What do you like? (When it blatantly says on the profile)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have an opinion on brexit ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any and all questions that they could answer them selfs if they read the profile....it really isn't that difficult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck?

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By *heBlueEyedBBWWoman
over a year ago

Berkshire

"Can you put me in touch with someone who'll meet me"

no sod off sort your own meets out

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Any and all questions that they could answer them selfs if they read the profile....it really isn't that difficult

What size pants do you where?

( not on your profile)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you into ??

Fancy a fuck ??

Can I fuck your ass ??

Can I cum all over your face/tits/ass/cunt??

Can I come over now??

Want to fuck in the back of my car/lorry??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/01/17 17:41:59]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any and all questions that they could answer them selfs if they read the profile....it really isn't that difficult

What size pants do you where?

( not on your profile) "

Because its not on my profile, id be happy to answer. If asked a few times then I would update my profile with the information

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"R u ok?

I always think there's something wrong and they know more about it than me!"

When you constantly asked are you ok until one day you ask yourself..... am I ok? Ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What you into ??

Fancy a fuck ??

Can I fuck your ass ??

Can I cum all over your face/tits/ass/cunt??

Can I come over now??

Want to fuck in the back of my car/lorry??

In the back of a lorry? Surely the illegal immigrants would object!

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By *herbert fountainWoman
over a year ago

Hanley

"If we met, what would you do to me?" is a pet hate of mine

"Do you know anyone I could play with? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it ok if our rex watches? I'll tie him up in the corner so that doesnt try to join in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it ok if our rex watches? I'll tie him up in the corner so that doesnt try to join in."

Hahaha

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

If they would like to sleep with a virgin

If they could buy my used knickers

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Can I ask you a question?

No fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Can I ask you a question?

No fuck off "

I'd forgotten that one. Drives fucking nuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I ask you a question?

No fuck off "

Delete them straight away.pathetic,just asking the fucking thing

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Are you a timewaster or genuine?

Miss

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By *ouncingboobs BBWWoman
over a year ago

North West

Can I ask you a question?

Can I get you pregnant

Fancy a fuk (at least spell it right)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I borrow her in a hotel room?

Actual question that someone asked us before

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By *heBlueEyedBBWWoman
over a year ago

Berkshire

"Can I ask you a question?

No fuck off

I'd forgotten that one. Drives fucking nuts. "

I started to reply with You just did and you get to ask 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell me about yourself.... "

Used to love that one. Always from profiles with no pics and "fill in later" for text. No, phuq off!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope my message doesn't offend you in any way, but I'm looking for something a little different.

I would like to meet a lady, or couple who enjoy breast suckling and role play, a little like breast feeding. Some age role play would be an added bonus, but not essential.

If this is something that appeals to you, please drop me a line back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's nothing on my profile because I want you to get to know me first...

What do you want to know...?"

Aaaaaggghhh - where's my Block button..???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope my message doesn't offend you in any way, but I'm looking for something a little different.

I would like to meet a lady, or couple who enjoy breast suckling and role play, a little like breast feeding. Some age role play would be an added bonus, but not essential.

If this is something that appeals to you, please drop me a line back.

Too be fair, if thats what they are into, your breasts are pretty amazing!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I hope my message doesn't offend you in any way, but I'm looking for something a little different.

I would like to meet a lady, or couple who enjoy breast suckling and role play, a little like breast feeding. Some age role play would be an added bonus, but not essential.

If this is something that appeals to you, please drop me a line back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope my message doesn't offend you in any way, but I'm looking for something a little different.

I would like to meet a lady, or couple who enjoy breast suckling and role play, a little like breast feeding. Some age role play would be an added bonus, but not essential.

If this is something that appeals to you, please drop me a line back.

Too be fair, if thats what they are into, your breasts are pretty amazing!

But clearly they don't read my profile! I want them kissed, yes, but not suckled FFS!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Can I ask you a question?

No fuck off

I'd forgotten that one. Drives fucking nuts. "

How are you finding fab?

Don't be nosey..cunt

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

"I hope my message doesn't offend you in any way, but I'm looking for something a little different.

I would like to meet a lady, or couple who enjoy breast suckling and role play, a little like breast feeding. Some age role play would be an added bonus, but not essential.

If this is something that appeals to you, please drop me a line back.

We have had that one a few times

Also from a guy who can't accommodate can I take your Mrs to mine use her then drop her back

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"can you pay for my membership?"

nope, phuq orf

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Do you like this

With a cock photo attached

No mine is bigger

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By *aeBabeWoman
over a year ago

London

"Can I borrow her in a hotel room?

Actual question that someone asked us before

I'd borrow you both!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Tell me about yourself.... "

I think this is a good question to ask if the conversation is non sexual. Not everything about a person is on their profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where can a buy a spade and some cable ties?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do i get breakfast in bed? If so i'll have a full English with extra bacon and coffee two.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

Why have you closed your blinds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you bring another lass along to our meet?"

I get this at least 5 times a day..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where do you work?" As if..

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"Do i get breakfast in bed? If so i'll have a full English with extra bacon and coffee two."

Interesting you say that because the first time the OH stayed over, I bought some black pudding especially .... we still joke about it now. Saying that, we were dating by then ....

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By *heBlueEyedBBWWoman
over a year ago

Berkshire

Can I meet your family

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Tell me about yourself....

I think this is a good question to ask if the conversation is non sexual. Not everything about a person is on their profile. "

As a one line, first message, it's crap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you throttle me, just a little bit?

Does your wife know?

Is that you on adult work?

Why is your dick different in the pictures?

Are those genital warts?

Do you just want me to push the piles to one side?

Do you still have your old school uniform?

Do I look good in my granny's underwear?

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

You wanna meet tonight? Asked at 11.46pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will your mum be joining in at some point?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And .... can I have your full name, date of birth and address?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"You wanna meet tonight? Asked at 11.46pm

Would you say no?

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

"You wanna meet tonight? Asked at 11.46pm

Would you say no?

The only exception I'd make is for you Miss H x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You wanna meet tonight? Asked at 11.46pm

Would you say no?

The only exception I'd make is for you Miss H x"

If that happens, please take plenty of pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a friend who would meet me

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"You wanna meet tonight? Asked at 11.46pm

Would you say no?

The only exception I'd make is for you Miss H x"

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By *entleman of GirthMan
over a year ago

Forest Row

Can I stick it in your guts up to my bollocks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you into ??

Fancy a fuck ??

Can I fuck your ass ??

Can I cum all over your face/tits/ass/cunt??

Can I come over now??

Want to fuck in the back of my car/lorry??

In the back of a lorry? Surely the illegal immigrants would object! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like younger guys

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By *ysnomiaMan
over a year ago

Preston

all I seem to get is a "Hey"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know your not in to guys but I'll suck your cock!!!

block button!!

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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago

North West

Oh hell I ask them what they are into. Only if their profile doesn't say anything and it's because I'm into bdsm.

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