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"Do i swallow !!!!!!!!!!!!" and do ya ? sorry, just a bit of devilment there | |||
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"the question i get asked the most is : 'are you a heavy cummer ?' what's yours ?" Would you like cashback sir ? | |||
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"not with meets no just hub" i think it's good that couples keep summat that's 'just for them' that's the primary reason i don't do anal with other blokes - that's for the special one only | |||
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"'oh hi hw r u , wanna fuck lol' Ugh." To be fair though, I can see why people would ask you that - wow! | |||
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"Is 'WTF?' a question? Only I get that a lot. " They just cant believe it.... Mistress x | |||
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"what are you into? for some reason that question grates on my nerves" Just answer 'snuff videos and anal probing' and then they block you for some reason. | |||
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"what are you into? for some reason that question grates on my nerves Just answer 'snuff videos and anal probing' and then they block you for some reason. " must try that one | |||
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"Do you really squirt or gush. And how bi are you." How bi are you???? is there a scale somehwere?? | |||
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"'Where do you live?' 'How are you?' Dull dull dull... what happened to the fine art of foreplay?" It doesn t make you want to reply does it?? boooorrrring lol | |||
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"if ur ever desperate, I can suck u off" You said you wouldnt mention my message on here Mistress x | |||
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"'Are the rumours true?' " Um.... well? Mistress x | |||
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"'Are the rumours true?' Um.... well? Mistress x" The one about me in the Attic is. | |||
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"How do you do that?" well how do you? lol | |||
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"if ur ever desperate, I can suck u off You said you wouldnt mention my message on here Mistress x" I dont post messages in forums now, its against the rules! but think id be boasting if u ever asked lol | |||
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"'Are the rumours true?' Um.... well? Mistress x The one about me in the Attic is. " ooooooooh Mistress x | |||
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"if ur ever desperate, I can suck u off You said you wouldnt mention my message on here Mistress x I dont post messages in forums now, its against the rules! but think id be boasting if u ever asked lol" | |||
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"'Are the rumours true?' Um.... well? Mistress x The one about me in the Attic is. ooooooooh Mistress x" That's what she said when I did it. | |||
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"'Are the rumours true?' Um.... well? Mistress x The one about me in the Attic is. ooooooooh Mistress x That's what she said when I did it. " Dont you mean 'he' Mistress x | |||
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"'Are the rumours true?' Um.... well? Mistress x The one about me in the Attic is. ooooooooh Mistress x That's what she said when I did it. Dont you mean 'he' Mistress x" Not THAT rumour!! | |||
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"'Are the rumours true?' Um.... well? Mistress x The one about me in the Attic is. ooooooooh Mistress x That's what she said when I did it. Dont you mean 'he' Mistress x Not THAT rumour!! " sorry Mistress x | |||
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"'Are the rumours true?' Um.... well? Mistress x The one about me in the Attic is. ooooooooh Mistress x That's what she said when I did it. Dont you mean 'he' Mistress x Not THAT rumour!! sorry Mistress x" So was he. | |||
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"How do you do that? well how do you? lol" Usualy with rope | |||
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"Are you free tonight? (usually off a complete stranger)" Yup this plus as someone said, when can we meet. | |||
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"What happens if the time space continuum can be turned backwards, would we be living in the 5th dimension then? Seeing as the 4th currently is 3 dimensions of space and 1 dimension of time? I don't know why you people ask me these questions. " That's easy! You get me and Funky in the same time stream. | |||
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"Will you meet me? Will you meet me? Will you meet me? Will you meet me? ....nag nag feckin nag. It's tough being a single bloke at times. " *sniff* how do you cope? bloody women eh?? | |||
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"'have you been sold payment protection that you don't need?' Arrghhh....gonna put a curse on the maker of the next caller who says that!!" The answer is..Yes I have and have already submitted my complaint and don't need you rip off companies to claim 30% of my nice fat cheque when it arrives thanks | |||
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"You looking for fun... Feel like saying No... Looking for someone to come and stick white hot pokers in my eyes." | |||
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"wow! what size are they?? (sigh) " look perfect am not measuring...maybe just with my tongue! | |||
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"Im down your way next week fancy a meet" knock on the door then. oh you are saying about lines.right | |||
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"i guess the question i get ask the most in mesages is are you free tonight lol" well are you? | |||
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"you sure your not a real woman " ..... Wtf daft fecks * falls over laughing spilling beer * shame lol * crEeps rOunD grAveyaRD * -|- | |||
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"Do you meet alone? Grrrrr..... Mistress x " we get this one alot to. | |||
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"I get: First one nosey much? Second WHO are you? " Eh! you get asked that? | |||
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"I get: First one nosey much? Second WHO are you? Eh! you get asked that?" Eh? People who ask who i am meeting - it's none of their business. I get complete strangers who have never said hi asking to meet - so i feel i should ask WHO are you? Clearer? | |||
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"what you into? I hate getting that all the time, every time those 3 words" oh god yes that is annoying...errr stamp collecting, crocheting, pulling legs of flies.. | |||
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"Do you really squirt or gush. And how bi are you. How bi are you???? is there a scale somehwere?? " Im sure I will get a nerd point or two here - but actually there is a scale. Its alled the Kinsey Scale and it ranks sexuality from 0 to 6 - 0 being totally Hetro to 6 being totally homosexual. Maybe its something to request to be added to the profile setup?? | |||
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"My top 3: 1) How big are you? (from random women) 2) Fancy a bj (from guys) 3) Can you come over now? (From random anyone usually at 3 or 4am." 4)have you got another guy who can join us 5)and can you get another cpl and can the fem be bi and you think its fun being a single guy | |||
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"Do you have a nectar card sir...." does that come free with the plastering | |||
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"how am i finding the site bugs the hell out of me" I get that ALOT too. | |||
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"the question i get asked the most is : 'are you a heavy cummer ?' what's yours ?" lol, Can I see your pics? (please) | |||
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"The usual..... How are you finding the site and have you had much luck? Not going to mention the vast amounts of 'Hi how are you?' Damn I just did.... " i'm good - how are you ? | |||
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"The usual..... How are you finding the site and have you had much luck? Not going to mention the vast amounts of 'Hi how are you?' Damn I just did.... i'm good - how are you ? " Damn that's now 227 unread messages!!! When will you lot learn lol | |||
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"get to Scotland much? " nothing wrong in that! do ya? hhehee | |||
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