FabSwingers.com forum: Fuck so Hard

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let's Fuck HARD... So hard it will wake up our forefathers ..."

There you go guys... try that in the bar tonight .. you gotta say it confidently though...

Thank me later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely trying this

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Classy...bound to work...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Classy...bound to work...

Will only work on women with a sense of humour. ..

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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So this will only work for the guys?

I was about to make a phone call and use it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only got one father not four

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I think you need to change that now. Too many people will know it.

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By *dge of HeavenMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

"So this will only work for the guys?

I was about to make a phone call and use it

Even you typing it worked for me - lets get it on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So this will only work for the guys?

I was about to make a phone call and use it

Hahaha.... it would work if you said it to me .. lol. U need my number?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've only got one father not four

Hahaha

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"So this will only work for the guys?

I was about to make a phone call and use it

I'm free for a call

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Definitely trying this

Go for it mate... sometimes you gotta shock the pussy out of them lol..

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Hey boys.

How about you fuck me so hard that you wake out fore fathers..

I don't think it is working

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"So this will only work for the guys?

I was about to make a phone call and use it

I'm free for a call

I'll fuck you so hard you won't e able to walk for a month

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

The cringe is strong in this one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The cringe is strong in this one"

Like i said. It takes confidence to pull this off. Not for the faint hearted...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"The cringe is strong in this one"

Hard enough to wake my forefathers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The cringe is strong in this one

Like i said. It takes confidence to pull this off. Not for the faint hearted..."
if I was into Bdsm I might try this because I would probably be getting slapped all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So this will only work for the guys?

I was about to make a phone call and use it

I'm free for a call

I'll fuck you so hard you won't e able to walk for a month "

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"So this will only work for the guys?

I was about to make a phone call and use it

I'm free for a call

I'll fuck you so hard you won't e able to walk for a month "

Oh my...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Let's Fuck HARD... So hard it will wake up our forefathers ..."

There you go guys... try that in the bar tonight .. you gotta say it confidently though...

Thank me later

wow......just..wow

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"So this will only work for the guys?

I was about to make a phone call and use it

I'm free for a call

I'll fuck you so hard you won't e able to walk for a month

Oh my...

Its ok I will kiss you better after

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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""Let's Fuck HARD... So hard it will wake up our forefathers ..."

There you go guys... try that in the bar tonight .. you gotta say it confidently though...

Thank me later

wow......just..wow

Not fancy it?

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By *ye SeMan
over a year ago

london

"So this will only work for the guys?

I was about to make a phone call and use it

I'm free for a call

I'll fuck you so hard you won't e able to walk for a month "

I'll fuck you so hard you get a bleed nosebleed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The cringe is strong in this one

Like i said. It takes confidence to pull this off. Not for the faint hearted... if I was into Bdsm I might try this because I would probably be getting slapped all night

Hahahh... you actually wouldn't mate. Believe me... you would get a smile.. just pick the right moment ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So this will only work for the guys?

I was about to make a phone call and use it

I'm free for a call

I'll fuck you so hard you won't e able to walk for a month

I'll fuck you so hard you get a bleed nosebleed

Haha.. we are getting outta control .. not sure about this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So this will only work for the guys?

I was about to make a phone call and use it

For someone as stunning as you? You could probably say anything at the bar and it would work

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Fuck you soooo hard that when you wake up your clothes will be outta fashion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd laugh my head off if someone said that to me on a night out.

Well that's providing I heard you, these days some bars are so noisy...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"So this will only work for the guys?

I was about to make a phone call and use it

For someone as stunning as you? You could probably say anything at the bar and it would work"

By the time I'm finished with you they'll be taking you out in a body bag

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"So this will only work for the guys?

I was about to make a phone call and use it

I'm free for a call

I'll fuck you so hard you won't e able to walk for a month

Oh my...

Its ok I will kiss you better after

I'll need it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The cringe is strong in this one

Like i said. It takes confidence to pull this off. Not for the faint hearted... if I was into Bdsm I might try this because I would probably be getting slapped all night

Hahahh... you actually wouldn't mate. Believe me... you would get a smile.. just pick the right moment .."
I have a better 1 I will go up to a lady and say ' do you know who you remind me of?' They will usually say no expecting a movie star, pop star etc and I just reply 'somebody I'd like to meet' and introduce myself.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"So this will only work for the guys?

I was about to make a phone call and use it

I'm free for a call

I'll fuck you so hard you won't e able to walk for a month

I'll fuck you so hard you get a bleed nosebleed

The only thing bleeding will be you.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"The cringe is strong in this one

Like i said. It takes confidence to pull this off. Not for the faint hearted... if I was into Bdsm I might try this because I would probably be getting slapped all night

Hahahh... you actually wouldn't mate. Believe me... you would get a smile.. just pick the right moment .. I have a better 1 I will go up to a lady and say ' do you know who you remind me of?' They will usually say no expecting a movie star, pop star etc and I just reply 'somebody I'd like to meet' and introduce myself."

What fun

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By *ye SeMan
over a year ago

london

"So this will only work for the guys?

I was about to make a phone call and use it

I'm free for a call

I'll fuck you so hard you won't e able to walk for a month

I'll fuck you so hard you get a bleed nosebleed

The only thing bleeding will be you."

Love that... Good so my tongue can get to work after

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"So this will only work for the guys?

I was about to make a phone call and use it

I'm free for a call

I'll fuck you so hard you won't e able to walk for a month

I'll fuck you so hard you get a bleed nosebleed

The only thing bleeding will be you.

Love that... Good so my tongue can get to work after "

Can't see how you'll be using it when you are in a choke hold.

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

I'm going to fuck you so hard you look me in the eyes and say " what the fuck are you trying to prove? Have you even done this before?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll fuck you so hard your tits will fall off.

HAVE SOME OF THAT!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'll fuck you so hard you will cry like a bitch boy and beg me to stop.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll fuck you so hard your tits will fall off.

HAVE SOME OF THAT!!"

Hero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The cringe is strong in this one

Like i said. It takes confidence to pull this off. Not for the faint hearted... if I was into Bdsm I might try this because I would probably be getting slapped all night

What fun "
that can be gold

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

HAVE SOME OF THAT!!"

Works all by itself

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By *ye SeMan
over a year ago

london

"So this will only work for the guys?

I was about to make a phone call and use it

I'm free for a call

I'll fuck you so hard you won't e able to walk for a month

I'll fuck you so hard you get a bleed nosebleed

The only thing bleeding will be you.

Love that... Good so my tongue can get to work after

Can't see how you'll be using it when you are in a choke hold."

I'll fuck you so hard your pussy drops out!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"So this will only work for the guys?

I was about to make a phone call and use it

I'm free for a call

I'll fuck you so hard you won't e able to walk for a month

I'll fuck you so hard you get a bleed nosebleed

The only thing bleeding will be you.

Love that... Good so my tongue can get to work after

Can't see how you'll be using it when you are in a choke hold.

I'll fuck you so hard your pussy drops out!"

Wouldn't be the first time someone promised that

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By *arthMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Ahahaha

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By *arthMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Dovyou want my number lol

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By *ye SeMan
over a year ago

london

"So this will only work for the guys?

I was about to make a phone call and use it

I'm free for a call

I'll fuck you so hard you won't e able to walk for a month

I'll fuck you so hard you get a bleed nosebleed

The only thing bleeding will be you.

Love that... Good so my tongue can get to work after

Can't see how you'll be using it when you are in a choke hold.

I'll fuck you so hard your pussy drops out!

Wouldn't be the first time someone promised that

I bet

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Dovyou want my number lol"

You just want me to call you and tell you how I'm going to fuck you so hard they'll have to stitch don't you?

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By *arthMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

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By *arthMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Ahahaha

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By *arthMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Whaaaaat????? lol

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By *ye SeMan
over a year ago

london

I'll fuck you so hard you cry my cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HAVE SOME OF THAT!!

Works all by itself

So it does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll fuck you so hard we'll end up as Siamese twins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So this will only work for the guys?

I was about to make a phone call and use it

For someone as stunning as you? You could probably say anything at the bar and it would work

By the time I'm finished with you they'll be taking you out in a body bag "

You shouldnt tease me like that!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll fuck you so hard we'll end up as Siamese twins."

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"So this will only work for the guys?

I was about to make a phone call and use it

For someone as stunning as you? You could probably say anything at the bar and it would work

By the time I'm finished with you they'll be taking you out in a body bag

You shouldnt tease me like that!

Shall we try it?

I'm gonna need an alibi and someone with a bodybag and van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So this will only work for the guys?

I was about to make a phone call and use it

For someone as stunning as you? You could probably say anything at the bar and it would work

By the time I'm finished with you they'll be taking you out in a body bag

You shouldnt tease me like that!

Shall we try it?

I'm gonna need an alibi and someone with a bodybag and van"

Yeah we should!

I have a van which i wont need and im sure someone on here will provide the alibi for a "favour"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Let's Fuck HARD... So hard it will wake up our forefathers ..."

There you go guys... try that in the bar tonight .. you gotta say it confidently though...

Thank me later

Will do ... and I'll let you know how it went

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town

"So this will only work for the guys?

I was about to make a phone call and use it

For someone as stunning as you? You could probably say anything at the bar and it would work

By the time I'm finished with you they'll be taking you out in a body bag

You shouldnt tease me like that!

Shall we try it?

I'm gonna need an alibi and someone with a bodybag and van"

I will give you an alibi

Plus I have a few body bags spare and I have a hearse not a van

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

I'll fuck you so...fuck it I can't be arsed.

Get the fuck over here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck harder Top Trumps.

Siamese Twins 150 points

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"So this will only work for the guys?

I was about to make a phone call and use it

For someone as stunning as you? You could probably say anything at the bar and it would work

By the time I'm finished with you they'll be taking you out in a body bag

You shouldnt tease me like that!

Shall we try it?

I'm gonna need an alibi and someone with a bodybag and van

I will give you an alibi

Plus I have a few body bags spare and I have a hearse not a van

Winner. Shouldn't take long. I'll pm you when I'm done

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By *ye SeMan
over a year ago

london

"So this will only work for the guys?

I was about to make a phone call and use it

For someone as stunning as you? You could probably say anything at the bar and it would work

By the time I'm finished with you they'll be taking you out in a body bag

You shouldnt tease me like that!

Shall we try it?

I'm gonna need an alibi and someone with a bodybag and van

I will give you an alibi

Plus I have a few body bags spare and I have a hearse not a van

Winner. Shouldn't take long. I'll pm you when I'm done

When your done. I'll fuck so hard your your pussy and ass tear and become one...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hope someone actually goes out there and attempts this. I posted this to help you guys ...

Shock factor.. wins..

Now go get you some ...

Ciao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So this will only work for the guys?

I was about to make a phone call and use it

For someone as stunning as you? You could probably say anything at the bar and it would work

By the time I'm finished with you they'll be taking you out in a body bag

You shouldnt tease me like that!

Shall we try it?

I'm gonna need an alibi and someone with a bodybag and van

I will give you an alibi

Plus I have a few body bags spare and I have a hearse not a van

Winner. Shouldn't take long. I'll pm you when I'm done

This gets even better now we can have an mff murder party/orgy

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town

"So this will only work for the guys?

I was about to make a phone call and use it

For someone as stunning as you? You could probably say anything at the bar and it would work

By the time I'm finished with you they'll be taking you out in a body bag

You shouldnt tease me like that!

Shall we try it?

I'm gonna need an alibi and someone with a bodybag and van

I will give you an alibi

Plus I have a few body bags spare and I have a hearse not a van

Winner. Shouldn't take long. I'll pm you when I'm done

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town

"So this will only work for the guys?

I was about to make a phone call and use it

For someone as stunning as you? You could probably say anything at the bar and it would work

By the time I'm finished with you they'll be taking you out in a body bag

You shouldnt tease me like that!

Shall we try it?

I'm gonna need an alibi and someone with a bodybag and van

I will give you an alibi

Plus I have a few body bags spare and I have a hearse not a van

Winner. Shouldn't take long. I'll pm you when I'm done

This gets even better now we can have an mff murder party/orgy

Do you want to be the victim?

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"I'll fuck you so hard your tits will fall off.

HAVE SOME OF THAT!!"

Oh my good I need this! I wanted a reduction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So this will only work for the guys?

I was about to make a phone call and use it

For someone as stunning as you? You could probably say anything at the bar and it would work

By the time I'm finished with you they'll be taking you out in a body bag

You shouldnt tease me like that!

Shall we try it?

I'm gonna need an alibi and someone with a bodybag and van

I will give you an alibi

Plus I have a few body bags spare and I have a hearse not a van

Winner. Shouldn't take long. I'll pm you when I'm done

This gets even better now we can have an mff murder party/orgy

Do you want to be the victim?"

Yup! You'd be rescuing me from an overly mundane afternoon/night shift!

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town

"So this will only work for the guys?

I was about to make a phone call and use it

For someone as stunning as you? You could probably say anything at the bar and it would work

By the time I'm finished with you they'll be taking you out in a body bag

You shouldnt tease me like that!

Shall we try it?

I'm gonna need an alibi and someone with a bodybag and van

I will give you an alibi

Plus I have a few body bags spare and I have a hearse not a van

Winner. Shouldn't take long. I'll pm you when I'm done

This gets even better now we can have an mff murder party/orgy

Do you want to be the victim?

Yup! You'd be rescuing me from an overly mundane afternoon/night shift!"

We will fuck you so hard you will die on the spot

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"So this will only work for the guys?

I was about to make a phone call and use it

For someone as stunning as you? You could probably say anything at the bar and it would work

By the time I'm finished with you they'll be taking you out in a body bag

You shouldnt tease me like that!

Shall we try it?

I'm gonna need an alibi and someone with a bodybag and van

I will give you an alibi

Plus I have a few body bags spare and I have a hearse not a van

Winner. Shouldn't take long. I'll pm you when I'm done

This gets even better now we can have an mff murder party/orgy

Do you want to be the victim?

Yup! You'd be rescuing me from an overly mundane afternoon/night shift!

We will fuck you so hard you will die on the spot

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So this will only work for the guys?

I was about to make a phone call and use it

For someone as stunning as you? You could probably say anything at the bar and it would work

By the time I'm finished with you they'll be taking you out in a body bag

You shouldnt tease me like that!

Shall we try it?

I'm gonna need an alibi and someone with a bodybag and van

I will give you an alibi

Plus I have a few body bags spare and I have a hearse not a van

Winner. Shouldn't take long. I'll pm you when I'm done

This gets even better now we can have an mff murder party/orgy

Do you want to be the victim?

Yup! You'd be rescuing me from an overly mundane afternoon/night shift!

We will fuck you so hard you will die on the spot

Exactly

As long as the dying comes last you can do whatever you like to me

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town

"So this will only work for the guys?

I was about to make a phone call and use it

For someone as stunning as you? You could probably say anything at the bar and it would work

By the time I'm finished with you they'll be taking you out in a body bag

You shouldnt tease me like that!

Shall we try it?

I'm gonna need an alibi and someone with a bodybag and van

I will give you an alibi

Plus I have a few body bags spare and I have a hearse not a van

Winner. Shouldn't take long. I'll pm you when I'm done

This gets even better now we can have an mff murder party/orgy

Do you want to be the victim?

Yup! You'd be rescuing me from an overly mundane afternoon/night shift!

We will fuck you so hard you will die on the spot

Exactly

As long as the dying comes last you can do whatever you like to me

Honey can hold you down and I will cut your dick off.

You did we can do whatever we like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So this will only work for the guys?

I was about to make a phone call and use it

For someone as stunning as you? You could probably say anything at the bar and it would work

By the time I'm finished with you they'll be taking you out in a body bag

You shouldnt tease me like that!

Shall we try it?

I'm gonna need an alibi and someone with a bodybag and van

I will give you an alibi

Plus I have a few body bags spare and I have a hearse not a van

Winner. Shouldn't take long. I'll pm you when I'm done

This gets even better now we can have an mff murder party/orgy

Do you want to be the victim?

Yup! You'd be rescuing me from an overly mundane afternoon/night shift!

We will fuck you so hard you will die on the spot

Exactly

As long as the dying comes last you can do whatever you like to me

Honey can hold you down and I will cut your dick off.

You did we can do whatever we like

Now thats just cruel and unfair!

How am i supposed to harrass you with unsolicited dick pics then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Where has my thread gone loooool

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town

"Where has my thread gone loooool "
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In a body bag somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still using the same "How's your bum for love bites?) line with varying degrees of failure!

Just thought one up for the lovely ladies now though,feel free to use......"My fanny's so tight I can turn coal into diamonds!")

The goose that lays golden eggs can fuck right off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forefathers would go over most women's heads haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try an call someone over with your finger and if they walk over say to them "I've just made you cum with one finger imagine what I can do with my cock". If they've got a sense of humour they will laugh an it will break the ice.

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