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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And for once i don't mean the pic's that a lot of single men insist on sending.

It seems like there is a bit of confusion in the obsessive "measurers" fraternity over dimensions. Length is pretty obvious and beyond deliberatly adding an extra inch it is pretty hard to accidently muff it up.

Girth seems to cause confusion though. I checked on wikipedia and the girth of an object is circumference measurement, yet some of the claimed girths i've bern told are pretty unlikely. Had one guy claim he was 7.5" long and 2" girth, that makes him about 1.5cm wide!!! For once i was almost curious to see a pic (almost!!!).

Anyone else had frankly bizarre claimed dimensions for "boy-bits'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'vehad allsorts, reminds me of a study of penis sizes to work out the average a while back but they got all the men to measure themselves which is daftest thing I heard in a while. Think the average turned out quite large.

We never pay attention to sizes men claim to have, infact it's offputting to us when men say 'i've got a 7.54366 inch cock with a hot girthy circumference of 1.542563' that i'd love to plough into you. No thanks Next!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had one guy who said he measured 8 and girth was 8 too, must have looked like a mini pringles tube!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I do find it all very bizarre myself, the standard way of showing how big your cock is on Fab seems to be a picture with a bottle or sky remote next to it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do find it all very bizarre myself, the standard way of showing how big your cock is on Fab seems to be a picture with a bottle or sky remote next to it! "

You wait till 3d cameras and monitors take off, we will be inundated with full 3d 1080p representations of mens appendages

I'm still waiting to receive a PowerPoint presentation from someone/couple explaning why they are for us with 'cool' animated slides

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

weird willies sould be banished off the site.. and not waste a nano second of my time from looking for the beauties...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"I do find it all very bizarre myself, the standard way of showing how big your cock is on Fab seems to be a picture with a bottle or sky remote next to it!

You wait till 3d cameras and monitors take off, we will be inundated with full 3d 1080p representations of mens appendages

I'm still waiting to receive a PowerPoint presentation from someone/couple explaning why they are for us with 'cool' animated slides "

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"

I'm still waiting to receive a PowerPoint presentation from someone/couple explaning why they are for us with 'cool' animated slides "

Now that is a good idea!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

i think i have spotted a business oportunity...half size bottles and remote controls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'm still waiting to receive a PowerPoint presentation from someone/couple explaning why they are for us with 'cool' animated slides

Now that is a good idea! "

Why do I think I've just done something really really wrong by saying this. Quite horrifying to imagine these 'presentations'

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

lol @ jem

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"lol @ jem"

Have i found a backer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well girls, you know us guys always have difficulty with the ruler, getting our inches and cm mixed up

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"lol @ jem

Have i found a backer? "

Yeah, we will make a killing !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The funniest pic i ever saw (was not on fab) was guy with a picture of a biro next to his cock!!!!! go figure...not quite sure what that was about as the biro was bigger lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I measure with my mouth,nothing else needed

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy


"Well girls, you know us guys always have difficulty with the ruler, getting our inches and cm mixed up "

i did that once too- bought a new toy in what i thought was cm ended up it was inches - fook even i couldn't manage "king dong" !!! tho have met a couple of guys with very girthy ones hence always carry a couple of king size condoms now too

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By *fun.4.youMan
over a year ago

London


"I measure with my mouth,nothing else needed "

Best way to measure!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if everyone used clone-a-willy we could all try by post before we buy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love bendy curvy ones. But then I do love bananas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love bendy curvy ones. But then I do love bananas"

+1

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall


"And for once i don't mean the pic's that a lot of single men insist on sending.

It seems like there is a bit of confusion in the obsessive "measurers" fraternity over dimensions. Length is pretty obvious and beyond deliberatly adding an extra inch it is pretty hard to accidently muff it up.

Girth seems to cause confusion though. I checked on wikipedia and the girth of an object is circumference measurement, yet some of the claimed girths i've bern told are pretty unlikely. Had one guy claim he was 7.5" long and 2" girth, that makes him about 1.5cm wide!!! For once i was almost curious to see a pic (almost!!!).

Anyone else had frankly bizarre claimed dimensions for "boy-bits'?"

You are a better person than me... I would have had to have seen it.

Mistress x

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"I love bendy curvy ones. But then I do love bananas"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you banned cock pics off here half the photo content would disappear !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else had frankly bizarre claimed dimensions for "boy-bits'?"

LOL @ "boy-bits"

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