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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ladies what is the most bizarre thing you have ever inserted? Mine was a chocolate bar that hubby ate after

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Ladies what is the most bizarre thing you have ever inserted? Mine was a chocolate bar that hubby ate after

Didn't it melt, was it an aero, full of holes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it a Kit Kat...4 fingered one ?

My strange insertion was a potato masher...but which end did I use

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Was it a Kit Kat...4 fingered one ?

My strange insertion was a potato masher...but which end did I use

More holes, there's a theme here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has it since become a Vagina Masher?.

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

"Was it a Kit Kat...4 fingered one ?

My strange insertion was a potato masher...but which end did I use

After a quick look through your pix and no evidence of mashed potato, I'll guess the handle! Lol

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By *reedy_for_funCouple
over a year ago

My House

Previous bf, can of whipped cream sprayed inside, banana with a pineapple ring over the top. Then he spent a really long time eating it all out again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once on a cam site I saw a woman inserting a whole raw potato. I'm not talking new potatoes either, I'm talking a FULL KING EDWARD

I screen capped it and sent it to a friend as I knew he'd never believe me otherwise

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Once on a cam site I saw a woman inserting a whole raw potato. I'm not talking new potatoes either, I'm talking a FULL KING EDWARD

I screen capped it and sent it to a friend as I knew he'd never believe me otherwise"

Maybe she was baking it in the oven lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once on a cam site I saw a woman inserting a whole raw potato. I'm not talking new potatoes either, I'm talking a FULL KING EDWARD

I screen capped it and sent it to a friend as I knew he'd never believe me otherwise"

And that's why I'd never cam. Screen shotting and sharing without permission is sooooo out of order, no matter how impressive the insertion.

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Previous bf, can of whipped cream sprayed inside, banana with a pineapple ring over the top. Then he spent a really long time eating it all out again

I like the sound of this

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By *ouncingboobs BBWWoman
over a year ago

North West

I am a fan of insertions. Some people love it others look at me like ivr got two heads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once on a cam site I saw a woman inserting a whole raw potato. I'm not talking new potatoes either, I'm talking a FULL KING EDWARD

I screen capped it and sent it to a friend as I knew he'd never believe me otherwise"

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"I am a fan of insertions. Some people love it others look at me like ivr got two heads

An apple a day an all that

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By *ouncingboobs BBWWoman
over a year ago

North West

"I am a fan of insertions. Some people love it others look at me like ivr got two heads

An apple a day an all that

There were two

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By *aughtybooyMan
over a year ago

maidstone

"Previous bf, can of whipped cream sprayed inside, banana with a pineapple ring over the top. Then he spent a really long time eating it all out again

I did the same with the cream with a FB, as I licking it all back out I looked up at her and she laughed and said I had a beard like father Christmas. Lol

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"I am a fan of insertions. Some people love it others look at me like ivr got two heads

An apple a day an all that

There were two

Now you're showing off haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once on a cam site I saw a woman inserting a whole raw potato. I'm not talking new potatoes either, I'm talking a FULL KING EDWARD

I screen capped it and sent it to a friend as I knew he'd never believe me otherwise

And that's why I'd never cam. Screen shotting and sharing without permission is sooooo out of order, no matter how impressive the insertion.

Ruby"

This wasn't on here, I think it was MFC or something. Professional camgirl

And I cut the head off the pic to protect her identity

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By *ouncingboobs BBWWoman
over a year ago

North West

"I am a fan of insertions. Some people love it others look at me like ivr got two heads

An apple a day an all that

There were two

Now you're showing off haha

If a banana and bunch of grapes followed that would be showing off

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"I am a fan of insertions. Some people love it others look at me like ivr got two heads

An apple a day an all that

There were two

Now you're showing off haha

If a banana and bunch of grapes followed that would be showing off

What times the last train to Wigan, I want my 5 a day, sounds like you've put your 5 a day away lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a fan of insertions. Some people love it others look at me like ivr got two heads

You inserted two heads!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Noticed the naughty apple

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By *ouncingboobs BBWWoman
over a year ago

North West

"I am a fan of insertions. Some people love it others look at me like ivr got two heads

An apple a day an all that

There were two

Now you're showing off haha

Damn looks like you've missed it

If a banana and bunch of grapes followed that would be showing off

What times the last train to Wigan, I want my 5 a day, sounds like you've put your 5 a day away lol

Damn looks like you've missed it

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"I am a fan of insertions. Some people love it others look at me like ivr got two heads

An apple a day an all that

There were two

Now you're showing off haha

Damn looks like you've missed it

If a banana and bunch of grapes followed that would be showing off

What times the last train to Wigan, I want my 5 a day, sounds like you've put your 5 a day away lol

Damn looks like you've missed it

Just my luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had ffm a few years back one of them made me sit in the corner while she inserted lemons and bananas in the other lass..never been so turned on in my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had ffm a few years back one of them made me sit in the corner while she inserted lemons and bananas in the other lass..never been so turned on in my life "

Whole lemons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had ffm a few years back one of them made me sit in the corner while she inserted lemons and bananas in the other lass..never been so turned on in my life

Whole lemons

Yeah but only about half way in though

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

The fun thing about insertions is not just putting them in but watching/pushing them back out

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By *oyle_45Man
over a year ago

Worthing

Licked champagne from an ex gf's pussy before....well I say champagne but I was cheap in those days so I mean Pomagne.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fun thing about insertions is not just putting them in but watching/pushing them back out

I know what you mean I love watching anal creampies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First wife:corn on the cob.

At a party a cucumber,both of which I guess are really ordinary.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Cucumber and a banana together.

xxxxx Suzi

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By *atasha_DavidCouple
over a year ago

Slough

Butternut squash, carrot and an apple. Can you guess what went where?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Licked champagne from an ex gf's pussy before....well I say champagne but I was cheap in those days so I mean Pomagne."

Champagne is very affordable nowadays. I recommend that you try it with Champagne. One of my favourite things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when mrs was a student in digs she got horny one night and used the handle of her flat mates hair brush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cucumber

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

A really juicy peach and hubby had great fun eating it out. Got my own slipping one over his cock after removing the middle, very tasty lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speaking of apples, I once saw a pic online of a woman with an apple up her bottom. Can't say it looked comfortable.

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By *andemanMan
over a year ago

bedforshire

My former Mystress could do half a 6D Cell Maglite. She loved the cold metle as it filled her deep.

Champaign and strawberry cream pie is delightful and have done this a couple of times tastes devine as i devour the lot.

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By *iboy1968Man
over a year ago

cramlington

Ice cream lolly I used on an ex partner she loved it I took a photo it looked quite kinky and tasted gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Speaking of apples, I once saw a pic online of a woman with an apple up her bottom. Can't say it looked comfortable."

Was it a Cox's Orange Pippin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used a Bacardi breezer bottle on the nun one d*unken summer Sunday morning.

She filled it up with what ever her squirt juice is and I d*unk it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So horny watching a woman use cucumbers bananas ect to fuck herself with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One wanked with my ex hubs toothbrush n didn't tell him.

Other items have been, wine bottle, torch, hairbrush, deodorant, cucumber, banana, hammer. Sure there's more that atm I can't recall.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One wanked with my ex hubs toothbrush n didn't tell him.

Other items have been, wine bottle, torch, hairbrush, deodorant, cucumber, banana, hammer. Sure there's more that atm I can't recall.

xxx"
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My kind of girl

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By *ecretsRmineWoman
over a year ago

gatwickish (yes that means near Gatwick)

saw a guy on local updates that had put a dessert spoon in his cock

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

I love bananas

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By *ames.jone2012Man
over a year ago

St Austell

A girl I used to play with fucked the gear stick in my car

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By *iReyWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire East

A barbie doll. Hairbrush. Hairspray can. Remote. Phone. One of those pushy toys that vibrates when you pull the string. I'm sure there's more lol

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

"A girl I used to play with fucked the gear stick in my car"

I forgot about the stick- shift

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By *ussylick84Woman
over a year ago

great barr

lion bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whilst playing with an FB I slipped half a chocolate Easter bunny in her ears head and half the body

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By *oiningthefunMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'd love to be attacked by your roaring growler ??

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By *andemanMan
over a year ago

bedforshire

"lion bar "

Rawwwer!

King of the jungle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"saw a guy on local updates that had put a dessert spoon in his cock"

Puts a new take on spooning with your partner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno why so many guys want to put sweet food in womens vaginas... it's a pretty common fetish that I find guys have. Have to point out to them that it's a real quick way to get thrush for lots of women... which isn't sexy at all.

As for other strange objects... well... that's for lovers to know and potentials to find out.

Do love to make a girlfriend gape though.

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By *Brothers4uCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Cricklade

"I am a fan of insertions. Some people love it others look at me like ivr got two heads

As we can see from your pics... an apple a day...

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By *ork norriesCouple
over a year ago

Cork

"Once on a cam site I saw a woman inserting a whole raw potato. I'm not talking new potatoes either, I'm talking a FULL KING EDWARD

I screen capped it and sent it to a friend as I knew he'd never believe me otherwise

And that's why I'd never cam. Screen shotting and sharing without permission is sooooo out of order, no matter how impressive the insertion.

I agree totally... no wonder single guys find it hard on this site... it's so dangerous

Ruby"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once on a cam site I saw a woman inserting a whole raw potato. I'm not talking new potatoes either, I'm talking a FULL KING EDWARD

I screen capped it and sent it to a friend as I knew he'd never believe me otherwise

And that's why I'd never cam. Screen shotting and sharing without permission is sooooo out of order, no matter how impressive the insertion.

I agree totally... no wonder single guys find it hard on this site... it's so dangerous

Ruby"

Guys say to me 'why won't you show your face on cam just for a minute?' and that ^^ is the answer.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"A barbie doll. Hairbrush. Hairspray can. Remote. Phone. One of those pushy toys that vibrates when you pull the string. I'm sure there's more lol"

I thought you was going to say and a cuddly toy next

The Generation Game

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By *oss and BootsCouple
over a year ago

grantham, lincolnshire

A chair leg ??

Boots X

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

Saw one on the net with a wine bottle thick end first up her arse ouch.!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I grew some courgettes in '06, my girlfriend at the time put a show on for me!

Loved it!!

The next night she shoved it up my ass and wanked me off!!!

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"saw a guy on local updates that had put a dessert spoon in his cock"

OMG

I don't have a c*ck but my strap-on is hiding in the wardrobe after reading this

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By *eppoMan
over a year ago

London Colney

"A girl I used to play with fucked the gear stick in my car"

I know of a famous actress that had to go to hospital to have her gear stick surgically removed !!

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By *uriousTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Can't beat a good fist occasionally

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Crucifix

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Noting weird for me

Have a female friend who can do apples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One wanked with my ex hubs toothbrush n didn't tell him.

Other items have been, wine bottle, torch, hairbrush, deodorant, cucumber, banana, hammer. Sure there's more that atm I can't recall.

xxx.

My kind of girl

Well when your horny n ya just gotta get summit up ya.......

xxx

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I once tried a few different instruments. But that was due to musicological rather than sexual curiosity.

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Many years ago whilst Jill was lying on a bar billiards table I had a nice feast of strawberries and cream from her pussy

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

"I once tried a few different instruments. But that was due to musicological rather than sexual curiosity."

there was this one day at band camp.....

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I once tried a few different instruments. But that was due to musicological rather than sexual curiosity.

there was this one day at band camp.....

Impossible with a flute. The embouchure is all wrong.

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

"Ladies what is the most bizarre thing you have ever inserted? Mine was a chocolate bar that hubby ate after

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have had a twix... which was ate after. And a strawberry which we both ate after ..kaz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A carrot haha

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"I am a fan of insertions. Some people love it others look at me like ivr got two heads

I love insertions - so horny! Blind folded a woman once and she had to guess what I was inserting into her - she got them all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a fan of insertions. Some people love it others look at me like ivr got two heads

I love insertions - so horny! Blind folded a woman once and she had to guess what I was inserting into her - she got them all."

Sounds like fun

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

"I am a fan of insertions. Some people love it others look at me like ivr got two heads

I love insertions - so horny! Blind folded a woman once and she had to guess what I was inserting into her - she got them all."
mmmmm mite have get del to do that one night.. sounds amazing .. kaz

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By *quirrelMan
over a year ago

East Manchester

How about the gear stick of an Austin Allegro. And it was up the bum of a man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about the gear stick of an Austin Allegro. And it was up the bum of a man. "

Is that big?

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By *quirrelMan
over a year ago

East Manchester

"How about the gear stick of an Austin Allegro. And it was up the bum of a man.

Is that big?

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Got the story from my cousin whose a paramedic. They were called out to ban incident about 8 years ago, man in a car trapped by piece of equipment. When they got there it was a circus, fire brigade, police and medical were all there. Man was cheating on his wife with an employee, she was in the passenger seat with it tilted back flat and he had taken off his trousers. Trying to swing his right leg over the central console he caught it on the wheel overbalanced and sat down on the gear knob which disappeared up his bum. They had to remove the the car roof and cut through the gear lever at the base to get him onto a stretcher with 2 feet of steel bar protruding from his back passage. The really embarrassing thing was it wasn't his car, it was the woman's husbands and a rare classic worth thousands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about the gear stick of an Austin Allegro. And it was up the bum of a man.

Is that big?

Got the story from my cousin whose a paramedic. They were called out to ban incident about 8 years ago, man in a car trapped by piece of equipment. When they got there it was a circus, fire brigade, police and medical were all there. Man was cheating on his wife with an employee, she was in the passenger seat with it tilted back flat and he had taken off his trousers. Trying to swing his right leg over the central console he caught it on the wheel overbalanced and sat down on the gear knob which disappeared up his bum. They had to remove the the car roof and cut through the gear lever at the base to get him onto a stretcher with 2 feet of steel bar protruding from his back passage. The really embarrassing thing was it wasn't his car, it was the woman's husbands and a rare classic worth thousands."

Hahaha oh wow

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

Anyone tried ping pong balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

any one else on a shesh tonight ? mesaage me.

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

"How about the gear stick of an Austin Allegro. And it was up the bum of a man.

Is that big?

I don't think any allegro was ever worth thousands not even when new lol

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

A cucumber which was then fed to someone else.....

An empty lucozade bottle (the 500ml before you ask!)

Erm..... I'm sure there has been other odd stuff over the years lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a pic with a rose up my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A girl I used to play with fucked the gear stick in my car

I know of a famous actress that had to go to hospital to have her gear stick surgically removed !!"

Sounds fun, who was it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum is an ex a and e nurse, she has had people, guys mainly, with bottles and potatoes shoved up their bums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Previous bf, can of whipped cream sprayed inside, banana with a pineapple ring over the top. Then he spent a really long time eating it all out again

Couple of glacé cherries and you have a knicker bocker glory.

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By *upersexy SuperslutCouple
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I have taken 2 fists. At the same time. Both fists belonged to the Same girl. Now I really want to do 3 fists. 3 girls. One fist each.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just read a horrific story online of a Nepalese woman who was taken to hospital in pain with some swelling. They had to operate and found a 42cm wooden rolling pin in her intestines! It was wooden so didn't show clearly on an X-ray. Unfortunately it wasn't some sort of kinky consensual fun, her husband tortured her and inserted it into her arse for being infertile. There are some nasty people out there! (Mrs) x

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By *quirrelMan
over a year ago

East Manchester

Read a story on Facebook about a woman who was admitted to hospital with a very strange insertion. Well she went to the doctor complaining that she had pain in her groin, the doctor found nothing so sent her to hospital for scan and specialist examination. At the hospital they did an internal exam and after looking inside her they found the cause of her pain. A hair ball the size of a golf ball lodged up her vag which they removed with forceps. She and her bf were cat lovers and owned 3 mogggies who were allowed to go wherever they wanted, as they both slept in the nude and had a good sex life the result of their fun was for the bf to pick up the hairs on his penis and push them up her vag until they caused an infection which she reported to her doctor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Read a story on Facebook about a woman who was admitted to hospital with a very strange insertion. Well she went to the doctor complaining that she had pain in her groin, the doctor found nothing so sent her to hospital for scan and specialist examination. At the hospital they did an internal exam and after looking inside her they found the cause of her pain. A hair ball the size of a golf ball lodged up her vag which they removed with forceps. She and her bf were cat lovers and owned 3 mogggies who were allowed to go wherever they wanted, as they both slept in the nude and had a good sex life the result of their fun was for the bf to pick up the hairs on his penis and push them up her vag until they caused an infection which she reported to her doctor."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TV remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big fat candle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

J has fucked a gear lever many years ago while being licked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used my PR24 on my ex wife, we had lots of fun on our honeymoon using anything we had to hand, bottles, cans etc, it's all good fun

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By *appyjack7890Man
over a year ago

Brigg

I was working at the x ray department of a hospital once and got talking to the nurse there. I asked her if she had any funny stories about x ray and she said years ago a couple came in because they had been fooling around and he decided to use a lynx can on her as a dildo (the old sort with a domed removable lid) and the lid came off inside and got stuck up there. She said it was so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once screwed a woman with a Stanley ratchet screwdriver, I'm pozi it gave her an orgasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A barbie doll. Hairbrush. Hairspray can. Remote. Phone. One of those pushy toys that vibrates when you pull the string. I'm sure there's more lol

I thought you was going to say and a cuddly toy next

The Generation Game

Bet i know what the most bizarre thing that Bruce Forsyths wife could add to this thread!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wife sits on the bed knob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies what is the most bizarre thing you have ever inserted? Mine was a chocolate bar that hubby ate after

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. Fudge bars work amazingly well. Mr Classy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most bizarre ...well not bizarre but a cucumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to admit, I am a big fan of girls who like to put unusual objects up their vaginas, as long as they are clean and no sharp edges obviously. I've used vegetables and slim shampoo bottles on a girl before.

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By *f579Man
over a year ago

Midlands

My Mrs has done a 10inch dildo, a wooden truncheon and a long handle of a whip

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By *aughtyal80Man
over a year ago

darlington

I had sn ex used to do this and send me pics. Bottles, deodorant, paint brush, screwdriver. Loved it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seriously had an online sub who asked me what to do, she was into big insertions, to please me she inserted a can in her Pussy and then went on a school run to pick up her kids, chatting to the other mums with a full size can in her pussy (and no knickers and skirt) she (and I) loved that she had to keep totally normal even though she was stretched to the limit and holding it in. She said she nearly crashed her car / came driving over the speed bumps by the school. Photo evidence was provided, I phoned her as she did it, hearing the other mums chatting in the background was awesome. Guess this means I will never be pope...

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By *f579Man
over a year ago

Midlands

Love the idea of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I seriously had an online sub who asked me what to do, she was into big insertions, to please me she inserted a can in her Pussy and then went on a school run to pick up her kids, chatting to the other mums with a full size can in her pussy (and no knickers and skirt) she (and I) loved that she had to keep totally normal even though she was stretched to the limit and holding it in. She said she nearly crashed her car / came driving over the speed bumps by the school. Photo evidence was provided, I phoned her as she did it, hearing the other mums chatting in the background was awesome. Guess this means I will never be pope...

Now that, is f*cking awesome fella, well done!

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By *f579Man
over a year ago

Midlands

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By *entleman of GirthMan
over a year ago

Forest Row

I love a good sounding session ??

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By *lovebustyladiesMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I used to work with a girl who used a quater alcastlzer sometimes a half a one...

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By *ighteningstrikesCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

A golf club and a hammer ??

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By *ighteningstrikesCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

A golf club and a hammer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A golf club and a hammer

Just checking:

You mean the whole golf club building with MC Hammer inside it?

You can't touch that ....

;-)

Thanks for the thanks of my true story, it was her idea really... The role of a Dom is to lead where the sub wants to go... Debate in another thread. Also I slept in geri halliwel's bed - she wasn't in it sadly

(ricmansworth, long story) I did sniff the sheets tho...

Yes definitely never pope...

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By *indmill and weetabixCouple
over a year ago

Kettering

Louise once ate a cream egg out of another woman at tease2 club. There was a rather large audience for that.

And she has taken an aerosol can and her Vape machine in her pussy, the pics are in our gallery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hotwife is into insertion, she's done the usual large end off bottles and deoderant sprays, stranger ones were an old police baton and half a size 12 foot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottles , plastic toiletry containers , an easter egg then eaten of course

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By *nequeenslutWoman
over a year ago

rugeley

I've had over 75 pencils inserted in to me just loved the feeling of being stretched to the max

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By *ambscouple2015Couple
over a year ago

Not in Wisbech but near

And she has taken an aerosol can and her Vape machine in her pussy, the pics are in our gallery.

And some lovely pics they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had over 75 pencils inserted in to me just loved the feeling of being stretched to the max "

Is there pictures of this ?

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By *igandy123Man
over a year ago

old trafford

That sounds hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worked in an A&E department for many years and was amazed by the number of people that used to hang curtains in the nude! They invariably came in with things inserted in various places (deodorant cans were the favourite) and the story commonly was they had been standing on a chair / ladder hanging curtains and fallen off landing on the Settee. The inserted object happened to be sticking up from between 2 cushions on the settee when they landed on it. The funny thing was that there were never any holes in their clothing so they must of been doing it in the nude! Used to hear that all the time.

Seriously although it's fun be carefull what you insert because they can cause major damage if it goes wrong. This is especially true of anal insertions as the rectum isn't a closed space like the vagina and you can easily completely lose an object up there and then your talking surgery to remove it. Other common objects that frequently got lost in the vagina were condoms and tampons but I don't think they were the type of insertions that we are talking about here.

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By *AA123Couple
over a year ago

Lichfield

Bubble Sword

Video of it in use too

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By *inky couple 247Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham area

3 cucumbers 2 in pussy 1 up my bum

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By *aughty_couple_97Couple
over a year ago

crosby

We love experimenting with new objects most recent object was a can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I absolutely love your beautiful body and variety of insertions. I’m definitely interested. X

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