FabSwingers.com forum: Things not to put on your profile.

By *onnie and John OP Couple
over a year ago

andover

...Things not to put on your profile.

will fill in later

I enjoy most things.

I'm willing to try new things

just ask me anything

any user name that will put a few people off

loads of cock pics

no cock pics

spelling mistakes.

miserable looking face pics

I wont bite unless you ask me to

Don't want to fuck anyone old enough to be me mum

just a little more than three words

I don't wanna fuck the whole site

lots of stigma

I can travel a short distance as long as it's not too far

how is my profile looking

professional

all suggestions welcome

straight with a bisexual verification

...Things not to put on your profile.

will fill in later

I enjoy most things.

I'm willing to try new things

just ask me anything

any user name that will put a few people off

loads of cock pics

no cock pics

spelling mistakes.

miserable looking face pics

I wont bite unless you ask me to

Don't want to fuck anyone old enough to be me mum

just a little more than three words

I don't wanna fuck the whole site

lots of stigma

I'm not a time waster

I can travel a short distance as long as it's not too far

how is my profile looking

professional

I have been verified a number of times on previous accounts

all suggestions welcome

straight with a bisexual verification

Face pics available, just ask!

If all else fails, buy a frock and shave your legs..lol..

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Ask

Miss

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Genuine

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

No time wasters.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

The word 'horny' in pretty much any context

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By *inkySlinkyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Looking for discreet meets only".

Plus people who spend a whole paragraph saying in great detail how important hygiene is.

Sally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy going"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stabby"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Found not guilty"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She said she was 18"

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By *ouncingboobs BBWWoman
over a year ago

North West

'Lol' makes me want to stick pins in my eyes. It irrationally annoys me.

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By *onnie and John OP Couple
over a year ago

andover

Anyone here from broadmoor .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excellent! I'm sure for success!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Lol' makes me want to stick pins in my eyes. It irrationally annoys me. "

LSMALBOPCO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"recent infection has went away"

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Quality not quantity

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

XXX

Fake pics

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"not here to f**k the whole site; just half of it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here for nsa fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything in text speak

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Can't travel due to me tag & ASBO".

"Fun"

"University bollox"

"Professional"

"Edumacated"

"Been here before so know the score" (Was only a week mind before she caught me

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'Wanna chat? kik me @ xxxxxx"

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"...

'Wanna chat? kik me @ xxxxxx"

Sometimes I wish I could kick him

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By *angoshotsMan
over a year ago

prescot

When specially mentioned that

"Not looking for black /white/Asian "

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By *exatooCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouth/ Fuerteventura

Honest and genuine are never to be trusted

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By *rinceCorwinMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Inability to spell e.g. Asain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Don't take ourselves too seriously'

'magic fingers'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Expert pussy licker - guaranteed to make you cum!"

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"...

'Wanna chat? kik me @ xxxxxx"

Sometimes I wish I could kick him

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By *dcumlover2Man
over a year ago

dunfermline

Bi male crossdresser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quality not quantity....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profeshonal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...Things not to put on your profile.

will fill in later

I enjoy most things.

I'm willing to try new things

just ask me anything

any user name that will put a few people off

loads of cock pics

no cock pics

spelling mistakes.

miserable looking face pics

I wont bite unless you ask me to

Don't want to fuck anyone old enough to be me mum

just a little more than three words

I don't wanna fuck the whole site

lots of stigma

I can travel a short distance as long as it's not too far

how is my profile looking

professional

all suggestions welcome

straight with a bisexual verification

...Things not to put on your profile.

will fill in later

I enjoy most things.

I'm willing to try new things

just ask me anything

any user name that will put a few people off

loads of cock pics

no cock pics

spelling mistakes.

miserable looking face pics

I wont bite unless you ask me to

Don't want to fuck anyone old enough to be me mum

just a little more than three words

I don't wanna fuck the whole site

lots of stigma

I'm not a time waster

I can travel a short distance as long as it's not too far

how is my profile looking

professional

I have been verified a number of times on previous accounts

all suggestions welcome

straight with a bisexual verification

Face pics available, just ask!

If all else fails, buy a frock and shave your legs..lol..

Lol yes that sums it up

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By *hamesGentMan
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

'It looks much bigger in real life.'

'Can accommodate on Fridays when my mum goes to bingo.'

'Don't worry about that rash. I've had worse.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an old guy, you can trust me, and I'm impudent, I lied, take that you bitch.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"I'm an old guy, you can trust me, and I'm impudent, I lied, take that you bitch."

You don't look 56

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

photoshopped pics. What's the point???

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Discrete"

Multiple pics of the same body part obviously from the same session.

Legal notices

Pisstake legal notices (yes, I know...)

"New to this, bear with me" on a profile started "over a year ago"

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

I'm married but have my wife's consent

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

No blacks, dogs or Asians .... or Irish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't travel

Can't accommodate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sheesh...

Best go and change my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"photoshopped pics. What's the point???"
we all have a spotty ass and 6 chins day sometimes

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

I'm here to look for a relationship and want exclusive and don't like to share!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"photoshopped pics. What's the point??? we all have a spotty ass and 6 chins day sometimes

I don't believe you ever have a spotty ass or 6 chins hahah

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I don't bite...unless you ask me to. Cheesy.

Love giving oral for hours. Is that because you have no imagination to do anything else? Or because you are shit at it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a lot more verifications but a lot of people have blocked me.

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By *erfumedpornovampireWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

"Can't travel

Can't accommodate "

Mine says that for good reason, which is why I try and stick to people I can get to by bus

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

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Love giving oral for hours. Is that because you have no imagination to do anything else? Or because you are shit at it?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mobile number.

Long winded tales of what they would do to any lady they meet.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

It seems on my profile ...my face picture.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Someone else's pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put "I confirm I can read" or other random word in the subject line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sheesh...

Best go and change my profile

But what to? Pretty much every word in the English language has been excluded...

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By *onnie and John OP Couple
over a year ago

andover

"Sheesh...

Best go and change my profile

But what to? Pretty much every word in the English language has been excluded..."

then you need the fab dictionary ..where str8 is bi, and 60 the new 45..

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

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and 60 the new 45..

I have seen where 60 is the new 35; that, or they had a tough paper-round

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By *heRealMccoyMan
over a year ago

london

"...Things not to put on your profile.

will fill in later

I enjoy most things.

I'm willing to try new things

just ask me anything

any user name that will put a few people off

loads of cock pics

no cock pics

spelling mistakes.

miserable looking face pics

I wont bite unless you ask me to

Don't want to fuck anyone old enough to be me mum

just a little more than three words

I don't wanna fuck the whole site

lots of stigma

I can travel a short distance as long as it's not too far

how is my profile looking

professional

all suggestions welcome

straight with a bisexual verification

...Things not to put on your profile.

will fill in later

I enjoy most things.

I'm willing to try new things

just ask me anything

any user name that will put a few people off

loads of cock pics

no cock pics

spelling mistakes.

miserable looking face pics

I wont bite unless you ask me to

Don't want to fuck anyone old enough to be me mum

just a little more than three words

I don't wanna fuck the whole site

lots of stigma

I'm not a time waster

I can travel a short distance as long as it's not too far

how is my profile looking

professional

I have been verified a number of times on previous accounts

all suggestions welcome

straight with a bisexual verification

Face pics available, just ask!

If all else fails, buy a frock and shave your legs..lol..

Errmmm how about no waffling shit !

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By *onnie and John OP Couple
over a year ago

andover

this one like a non smoker, smoker...

I don't use drugs, but poppers are good

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

Am here to meet women to broaden my horizon

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Pointless legal warnings

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By *heRealMccoyMan
over a year ago

london

"this one like a non smoker, smoker...

I don't use drugs, but poppers are good

Hahha

I've seen them ones ! I don't do drugs but on a odd occasion i do mdma when clubbing!

that's when you no the drugs got to them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be over 5'10 as I don't like short guys but under 6'00 as that's too tall

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By *heRealMccoyMan
over a year ago

london

"Pointless legal warnings

I'm sorry to bother you , but can you stand outside my local Asda and look all sexy please ! I usually get oaps smacking me with there trolleys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pointless legal warnings

All filler no killer

Especially the ones that mention AFF or Facebook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sheesh...

Best go and change my profile

But what to? Pretty much every word in the English language has been excluded..."

Que?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sheesh...

Best go and change my profile

But what to? Pretty much every word in the English language has been excluded...

Que?

Follow every one of these recommendations and by my reckoning all you are left with is 'Fancy a fuck?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sheesh...

Best go and change my profile

But what to? Pretty much every word in the English language has been excluded...

Que?

Follow every one of these recommendations and by my reckoning all you are left with is 'Fancy a fuck?'

I could leave it blank and let my pictures speak for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sheesh...

Best go and change my profile

But what to? Pretty much every word in the English language has been excluded...

Que?

Follow every one of these recommendations and by my reckoning all you are left with is 'Fancy a fuck?'

I could leave it blank and let my pictures speak for me

Goes without saying

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By *lueEyedGuyMEMan
over a year ago

MancBoltonBuryWigan

Can only accomadate 7pm-7am due to my curfew. Hung like a mule tho!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

REPLY WITH *PRINCESS FLUFFY UNICORN* IN THE SUBJECT LINE SO I KNOW YOU READ & FULLY UNDERSTAND MY PROFILE.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many cock pics are enough OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"REPLY WITH *PRINCESS FLUFFY UNICORN* IN THE SUBJECT LINE SO I KNOW YOU READ & FULLY UNDERSTAND MY PROFILE.

I always wonder if they dont reply because a spelling mistake, unicurn can be a pain to spell on the best of days

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By *heBlackPantherCouple
over a year ago

Guilford

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Discrete"

Multiple pics of the same body part obviously from the same session.

Legal notices

Pisstake legal notices (yes, I know...)

"New to this, bear with me" on a profile started "over a year ago"

"Discrete" because the really mean "discreet"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got my laptop back from the Police

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By *andemanMan
over a year ago

bedforshire

I voted for Trump.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You may recognise me off the Jeremy Kyle show

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I voted for Trump.

Might be successful in certain quarters of the politics forum?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"You may recognise me off the Jeremy Kyle show "

Ohhh

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'll fill in an answer to this question later...

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Some good points op - but no need to list them all twice!

I just like profiles to be at least one paragraph (that isn't a Sydney University legal notice) where at least some attempt has been made to make it legible. If there's evidence of brains, a personality and sense of humour then better still!

The ones that exasperate me most though are ones with long lists of demands put in an aggressive/unfriendly way - particularly when the person themselves has none of the attributes they demand.

Also don't like the 'hidden code word on the profile' demands. I'll often message and deliberately get it 'amusingly wrong' to see what the response is!

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By *onnie and John OP Couple
over a year ago

andover

"How many cock pics are enough OP? "

to us none..to many loads..

we enjoy meeting the person attached to it..luckily iam not into cervix bashers.

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By *onnie and John OP Couple
over a year ago

andover

"Some good points op - but no need to list them all twice!

at last someone has read them..lol..

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

"Pointless legal warnings

I'm sorry to bother you , but can you stand outside my local Asda and look all sexy please ! I usually get oaps smacking me with there trolleys "

Sure...I'll go on tour

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By *andemanMan
over a year ago

bedforshire

"I voted for Trump.

Might be successful in certain quarters of the politics forum?"

Well it would be one way to filter out people i do not wish to meet!. Lol

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By *rientaldazMan
over a year ago

NorthWest

"Single male"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You name it, I've got it!

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By *andemanMan
over a year ago

bedforshire

" You name it, I've got it!"

Ok so you have the following.

Stops for small furry animals.

Have own foot pump.

Mum says i have a big cock.

My brother agrees.

Being parolled early due to overcrowding.

Theres more room available under the patio but you will have to share.

Looking for people who want to change my nappy.

The warts only come out when i am stressed.

Looking for woman who want to see my trump impresanation.

You have all those i hope.

Lol

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Discrete

Professional

Will lick for hours

Wont bite unless asked

Pointless Sydney Uni blurb

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By *haunMan
over a year ago

Halton

"Discrete

Professional

Will lick for hours

Wont bite unless asked

Pointless Sydney Uni blurb"

I take it that you are are not an advocate for those that supposedly can 'lick for hours' then?

It does come across as a little bit of a one trick pony sort of trait.

Sydney Uni blurb... pointless indeed.

Professional.. One of those great Fab quandaries. What is Professional?

I also find excessive bragging about sexual prowess quite off putting.

Nothing wrong with a little confidence on one's own abilities but quite often it's misguided. Let other people make that discovery as to how good you are.

xxx

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By *ark NoirMan
over a year ago

London

Song lyrics.........

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"REPLY WITH *PRINCESS FLUFFY UNICORN* IN THE SUBJECT LINE SO I KNOW YOU READ & FULLY UNDERSTAND MY PROFILE.

Lots of CAPITALS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Copy and paste of their verifications in their profile.

Men with pictures of women sucking them off as only pictures.

A list of don'ts like an application for a mortgage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...Things not to put on your profile.

will fill in later

I enjoy most things.

I'm willing to try new things

just ask me anything

any user name that will put a few people off

loads of cock pics

no cock pics

spelling mistakes.

miserable looking face pics

I wont bite unless you ask me to

Don't want to fuck anyone old enough to be me mum

just a little more than three words

I don't wanna fuck the whole site

lots of stigma

I can travel a short distance as long as it's not too far

how is my profile looking

professional

all suggestions welcome

straight with a bisexual verification

...Things not to put on your profile.

will fill in later

I enjoy most things.

I'm willing to try new things

just ask me anything

any user name that will put a few people off

loads of cock pics

no cock pics

spelling mistakes.

miserable looking face pics

I wont bite unless you ask me to

Don't want to fuck anyone old enough to be me mum

just a little more than three words

I don't wanna fuck the whole site

lots of stigma

I'm not a time waster

I can travel a short distance as long as it's not too far

how is my profile looking

professional

I have been verified a number of times on previous accounts

all suggestions welcome

straight with a bisexual verification

Face pics available, just ask!

If all else fails, buy a frock and shave your legs..lol..

You leave little to add

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" You name it, I've got it!

Ok so you have the following.

Stops for small furry animals.

Have own foot pump.

Mum says i have a big cock.

My brother agrees.

Being parolled early due to overcrowding.

Theres more room available under the patio but you will have to share.

Looking for people who want to change my nappy.

The warts only come out when i am stressed.

Looking for woman who want to see my trump impresanation.

You have all those i hope.

Lol

No i was talking about STI's.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Song lyrics........."

Because..?

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

""Expert pussy licker - guaranteed to make you cum!"

"Rubbish pussy licker - can I practice on you?"

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Guaranteed to make you squirt

Oh, and professional is staying

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By *andemanMan
over a year ago

bedforshire

" You name it, I've got it!

Ok so you have the following.

Stops for small furry animals.

Have own foot pump.

Mum says i have a big cock.

My brother agrees.

Being parolled early due to overcrowding.

Theres more room available under the patio but you will have to share.

Looking for people who want to change my nappy.

The warts only come out when i am stressed.

Looking for woman who want to see my trump impresanation.

You have all those i hope.

Lol

No i was talking about STI's."

Oh? So nothing to do with footpumps? Lol

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Exceptional

I know instantly at that point that I'm out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back after an enforced break due to operation Yew tree"

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By *anda and CatCouple
over a year ago

Quickly goes to edit profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree with everything said here but I'm Quitining in rewriting my profile lol

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town

"...Things not to put on your profile.

will fill in later

I enjoy most things.

I'm willing to try new things

just ask me anything

any user name that will put a few people off

loads of cock pics

no cock pics

spelling mistakes.

miserable looking face pics

I wont bite unless you ask me to

Don't want to fuck anyone old enough to be me mum

just a little more than three words

I don't wanna fuck the whole site

lots of stigma

I can travel a short distance as long as it's not too far

how is my profile looking

professional

all suggestions welcome

straight with a bisexual verification

...Things not to put on your profile.

will fill in later

I enjoy most things.

I'm willing to try new things

just ask me anything

any user name that will put a few people off

loads of cock pics

no cock pics

spelling mistakes.

miserable looking face pics

I wont bite unless you ask me to

Don't want to fuck anyone old enough to be me mum

just a little more than three words

I don't wanna fuck the whole site

lots of stigma

I'm not a time waster

I can travel a short distance as long as it's not too far

how is my profile looking

professional

I have been verified a number of times on previous accounts

all suggestions welcome

straight with a bisexual verification

Face pics available, just ask!

If all else fails, buy a frock and shave your legs..lol..

You forgot the Sydney uni thingy

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By *anda and CatCouple
over a year ago

I have actually seen a few with no pictures or text other than the university blurb!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" You name it, I've got it!

Ok so you have the following.

Stops for small furry animals.

Have own foot pump.

Mum says i have a big cock.

My brother agrees.

Being parolled early due to overcrowding.

Theres more room available under the patio but you will have to share.

Looking for people who want to change my nappy.

The warts only come out when i am stressed.

Looking for woman who want to see my trump impresanation.

You have all those i hope.

Lol

No i was talking about STI's.

Oh? So nothing to do with footpumps? Lol"

Nope.

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By *onnie and John OP Couple
over a year ago

andover

professional meANs to us

Habitually making a feature of a particular activity or attribute:

‘a professional gloom-monger’

and profile thats use a mix of cap.s

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"I have actually seen a few with no pictures or text other than the university blurb!"

That is because they are 'university educated'?

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Miserable looking face pics

Avatars where the pic is 90% of a strangers genitals (not the person on profile)

I'm not a prude, but c'mon..

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