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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I don't understand if it's because I'll only meet single women in my car or at dogging spots at the drop of hat, and insist on bareback and cumming in them.

Or is it that i live in Peru and rarely leave my converted loft bedroom because Im addicted to my play station and I've been neglecting basic hygiene.

Hey ho, must be something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are loads of single guys on here, you,'re married and a lot of ladies don't meet married. You're also Bi and a lot of ladies don't meet Bi either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't understand if it's because I'll only meet single women in my car or at dogging spots at the drop of hat, and insist on bareback and cumming in them.

Or is it that i live in Peru and rarely leave my converted loft bedroom because Im addicted to my play station and I've been neglecting basic hygiene.

Hey ho, must be something. "

Have you been looking at my profile? Those are my criteria and I get loads of meets. Women and couples love to fly 14 hours to blow me in my 1987 Fiat 127

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/01/17 19:14:36]

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By *ickey40Man
over a year ago

Leicester

I aint married or bi and I get sod all. This site aint what it says it is

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I aint married or bi and I get sod all. This site aint what it says it is"

I'm married and bi and I'd meet you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I aint married or bi and I get sod all. This site aint what it says it is"

Then why stay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I aint married or bi and I get sod all. This site aint what it says it is

I'm married and bi and I'd meet you. "

Tart

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I aint married or bi and I get sod all. This site aint what it says it is

I'm married and bi and I'd meet you.

Tart "

I'd do the OP too. See if he's got any thick cream in that eclair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Have you been looking at my profile? Those are my criteria and I get loads of meets. Women and couples love to fly 14 hours to blow me in my 1987 Fiat 127"

Fiat 127s aren't built to accommodate women my size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't understand if it's because I'll only meet single women in my car or at dogging spots at the drop of hat, and insist on bareback and cumming in them.

Or is it that i live in Peru and rarely leave my converted loft bedroom because Im addicted to my play station and I've been neglecting basic hygiene.

Hey ho, must be something. "

I can't get any meets either, but I'll only consider 6ft plus, model looks and figure, extremely well educated, rich women who drive and send me pictures of every part of their body on demand. When I deem them worthy enough I start ignoring their messages. I love fab though despite my shouty profile

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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago

marlow

You had a meet in December.........

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By *ecretpassion100Couple
over a year ago

Walsall

We are a bi non swap couple and we never seem to have any problems with meeting and having fun within our boundaries

It's just finding the right people .....also very interested in traveling to peru for an eclair and a game of gta xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I aint married or bi and I get sod all. This site aint what it says it is

I'm married and bi and I'd meet you.

Tart

I'd do the OP too. See if he's got any thick cream in that eclair. "

I used to luv sucking cream out of eclairs.

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By *ecretpassion100Couple
over a year ago

Walsall


"I don't understand if it's because I'll only meet single women in my car or at dogging spots at the drop of hat, and insist on bareback and cumming in them.

Or is it that i live in Peru and rarely leave my converted loft bedroom because Im addicted to my play station and I've been neglecting basic hygiene.

Hey ho, must be something.

Have you been looking at my profile? Those are my criteria and I get loads of meets. Women and couples love to fly 14 hours to blow me in my 1987 Fiat 127"

Wetting myself right now

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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago

marlow

No one has ever offered me an eclair ..........where am I going wrong?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I aint married or bi and I get sod all. This site aint what it says it is

I'm married and bi and I'd meet you.

Tart

I'd do the OP too. See if he's got any thick cream in that eclair.

I used to luv sucking cream out of eclairs."

He'd love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/01/17 22:25:16]

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"No one has ever offered me an eclair ..........where am I going wrong?"

Ask the op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't understand if it's because I'll only meet single women in my car or at dogging spots at the drop of hat, and insist on bareback and cumming in them.

Or is it that i live in Peru and rarely leave my converted loft bedroom because Im addicted to my play station and I've been neglecting basic hygiene.

Hey ho, must be something. "

one word....married

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By *nequeenslutWoman
over a year ago

rugeley


"No one has ever offered me an eclair ..........where am I going wrong?"

sshhhhhh don't mention the eclairs every one will want one

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"[Removed by poster at 03/01/17 22:25:16]"

Yes, he is married but I suspect because he's only been on here 6 weeks but already has had a meet makes his op a tad ironically humorous?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"[Removed by poster at 03/01/17 22:25:16]

Yes, he is married but I suspect because he's only been on here 6 weeks but already has had a meet makes his op a tad ironically humorous? "

It does seem the humour had been overlooked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't understand if it's because I'll only meet single women in my car or at dogging spots at the drop of hat, and insist on bareback and cumming in them.

Or is it that i live in Peru and rarely leave my converted loft bedroom because Im addicted to my play station and I've been neglecting basic hygiene.

Hey ho, must be something. "

Hey get yourself to a paid gangbang or a sex club......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's because you don't have a pic with a rose up your arse OP...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I aint married or bi and I get sod all. This site aint what it says it is"

That's weird, I'm not married or bi either, and I get meets. Maybe the problem isn't the site...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 03/01/17 22:25:16]

Yes, he is married but I suspect because he's only been on here 6 weeks but already has had a meet makes his op a tad ironically humorous? "

yes I saw the verifications but I thought they might be re verifications from when he was on here before..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's because you don't have a pic with a rose up your arse OP... "

great vase

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe


"[Removed by poster at 03/01/17 22:25:16]

Yes, he is married but I suspect because he's only been on here 6 weeks but already has had a meet makes his op a tad ironically humorous?

It does seem the humour had been overlooked "

That's how the op read to me too. Expected to read the thread with replies in the same vain. I dunno, give up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry folks, I only wrote it for a joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's because you don't have a pic with a rose up your arse OP...

great vase "

It's an antique

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"I aint married or bi and I get sod all. This site aint what it says it is

I'm married and bi and I'd meet you.

Tart

I'd do the OP too. See if he's got any thick cream in that eclair. "

Made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry folks, I only wrote it for a joke. "

You'd think 'living in Peru' would have been a give away.....

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By *ikeywestMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

im changing my profile to say that i will offer an eclair for any young lady that will meet me off here

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Sorry folks, I only wrote it for a joke. "

Sometimes humour doesn't quite come across (steady on) in the written form

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"im changing my profile to say that i will offer an eclair for any young lady that will meet me off here"

TWO eclairs from me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Have you been looking at my profile? Those are my criteria and I get loads of meets. Women and couples love to fly 14 hours to blow me in my 1987 Fiat 127

Fiat 127s aren't built to accommodate women my size "

You'd look better in my car anyway. Yes that was an offer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry folks, I only wrote it for a joke.

You'd think 'living in Peru' would have been a give away..... "

It makes meets tricky.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"[Removed by poster at 03/01/17 22:25:16]

Yes, he is married but I suspect because he's only been on here 6 weeks but already has had a meet makes his op a tad ironically humorous?

It does seem the humour had been overlooked

That's how the op read to me too. Expected to read the thread with replies in the same vain. I dunno, give up."

'give up?' But you're 'Nevaquit' lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I aint married or bi and I get sod all. This site aint what it says it is

I'm married and bi and I'd meet you.

Tart

I'd do the OP too. See if he's got any thick cream in that eclair. "

If it's extra thick double I'll fight you for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Have you been looking at my profile? Those are my criteria and I get loads of meets. Women and couples love to fly 14 hours to blow me in my 1987 Fiat 127

Fiat 127s aren't built to accommodate women my size "

You'd fit great in there, come and see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't get a meet off here but get much more action from PLenty of Fish and Tinder. This sites more fun to use tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I aint married or bi and I get sod all. This site aint what it says it is"

Here here are pal.. I agree!!

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By *andi_shopWoman
over a year ago

rotherham


"I aint married or bi and I get sod all. This site aint what it says it is

Here here are pal.. I agree!!"

What do you guys expect it to be like?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I aint married or bi and I get sod all. This site aint what it says it is

Here here are pal.. I agree!!

What do you guys expect it to be like? "

Like a candy shop - stroll in, have a look round and choose what you want. Nope back the next day for something different.

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By *ikeywestMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth


"I can't get a meet off here but get much more action from Plenty of Fish and Tinder. This sites more fun to use tho."

I use badoo for mine and met quite a few on there....however i haven't asked them to make a profile on here just so i can get more points on the meet score

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"I can't get a meet off here but get much more action from PLenty of Fish and Tinder. This sites more fun to use tho."

Ah but on here people know youre only likely to just want sex so you can't bull shit them into it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't get a meet off here but get much more action from PLenty of Fish and Tinder. This sites more fun to use tho.

Ah but on here people know youre only likely to just want sex so you can't bull shit them into it "

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By *ussylick84Woman
over a year ago

great barr

ive not been offered an eclair. what am i doing wrong..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive not been offered an eclair. what am i doing wrong.. "

It's because we're not local, eclair's don't travel well

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Would half an eclair be considered cheap ? Don't want a flash reputation

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