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"All I can offer is boobie hugs x " I don't think it gets any better than that  | |||
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"Why do cows have hooves... Because they lactose. Sorry the only joke I know. "  | |||
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"All I can offer is boobie hugs x " I can handle booby hugs!  | |||
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"Cwtches and a silly joke for you. Man goes to the vet and says "I think my goldfish is an epileptic". Vet says "it look OK to me, swimming nicely round in his bowl?" Man replies "yeah, but you want to see it when I take it out of the bowl". "
Silly but fun! Thanks for the giggle! X | |||
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"It's not silly, can be a bit like that when you've had a lovely time with friends and then it's all over. I'm rubbish at jokes, been to a panto this afternoon, there were some terrible ones but can I remember a single one Hug instead xox"I know! Just that slightly empty feeling! Going to cuddle up with my youngest and watch a film soon shortly though - with baileys and miniature heroes! That should work! | |||
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"All I can offer is boobie hugs x I can handle booby hugs! "You can have them whenever you want one x | |||
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"I've had the shittiest day possible, so maybe you could be happy that you weren't me today. Does that cheer you up? No? Ice cream, then. It's what I'm doing. "Aw sorry you've had a bad day! Hope the ice cream works - I'm taking the chocolate option! | |||
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"All I can offer is boobie hugs x I can handle booby hugs!
You can have them whenever you want one x"Hopefully we'll both be at the same social sometime soonish! Then I'll be collecting Mrs!  | |||
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"Come on now lady chin up "I'll be fine soon - just that odd feeling when a great meet is over. I think all singles must get it at times? I'm sure snuggles and a film will put me right! | |||
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Hope the snuggle film and chocolate do the trick xx | |||
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"Hey! Did you hear about the two female swingers on fab the other night? One told her friend, tonight I slept with a Brazilian, her friend replied, omg you slut, how many is a Brazilian! Despite the joke we hope you're okay. :-/ " That just made me laugh out loud!
Feeling a bit brighter now thanks in part to you lovely lot and my li'l girl - but feel free to post with more silly jokes etc - or if you need cheering up/virtual hugs yourself! | |||
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"Huge peachy sandwich hug from us to you, clothing optional
Hope the snuggle film and chocolate do the trick xx"Aw thanks guys! A quick perv at your pics just helped! | |||
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"big hugs ya sexy shag xxx" Aw - you too Hun! Xx | |||
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Here's hoping 2017 is good for all of us! x | |||
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"Don't worry, some of us are getting over meeting a cunt, but we will get there in the end
Here's hoping 2017 is good for all of us! x"Oi u...am nae cunt | |||
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"Four candles...or is it...Fork Handles" Still remember that episode - I'm THAT old! | |||
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"Four candles...or is it...Fork Handles Still remember that episode - I'm THAT old! "I bet you still have a gas powered telly | |||
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"Don't worry, some of us are getting over meeting a cunt, but we will get there in the end
Here's hoping 2017 is good for all of us! x"Aw sorry to hear that foxy! These guys were great so I know I'm lucky really! Hope 2017 is a great year for you! Xx | |||
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"Four candles...or is it...Fork Handles Still remember that episode - I'm THAT old!
I bet you still have a gas powered telly"Nope - too new-fangled! I have a clockwork TV! | |||
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"Four candles...or is it...Fork Handles Still remember that episode - I'm THAT old!
I bet you still have a gas powered telly
Nope - too new-fangled! I have a clockwork TV! "mines 42 inches...and we aint talking about screens... | |||
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"All I can offer is boobie hugs x I can handle booby hugs!
You can have them whenever you want one x
Hopefully we'll both be at the same social sometime soonish! Then I'll be collecting Mrs! "Hold you to that 
You are a fabulously fantastic attractive lady whose witty and great to be around. You E are just great x | |||
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"Come on now lady chin up
I'll be fine soon - just that odd feeling when a great meet is over. I think all singles must get it at times?
I'm sure snuggles and a film will put me right! "Yup, just wanna rewind and do it all again right? X | |||
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"Broke up with my partner last night lovely. Trying to smile through it though and after a little time to come to terms with it, maybe I'll use this site for more than just the social aspect I have been using it for . "awww xxxx does that mean am in? xxxxxxxxxx | |||
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"Huge peachy sandwich hug from us to you, clothing optional
Hope the snuggle film and chocolate do the trick xx
Aw thanks guys! A quick perv at your pics just helped! "Glad to be of service xx | |||
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"Broke up with my partner last night lovely. Trying to smile through it though and after a little time to come to terms with it, maybe I'll use this site for more than just the social aspect I have been using it for .
awww xxxx does that mean am in? xxxxxxxxxx"I'd be too scared you would start singing Cher to me | |||
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"Broke up with my partner last night lovely. Trying to smile through it though and after a little time to come to terms with it, maybe I'll use this site for more than just the social aspect I have been using it for . "Awe sweet heart big hugs here if you need a chat x | |||
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"Broke up with my partner last night lovely. Trying to smile through it though and after a little time to come to terms with it, maybe I'll use this site for more than just the social aspect I have been using it for .
awww xxxx does that mean am in? xxxxxxxxxx
I'd be too scared you would start singing Cher to me "lets look forward to the future and party like its 1999 xxx | |||
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"Broke up with my partner last night lovely. Trying to smile through it though and after a little time to come to terms with it, maybe I'll use this site for more than just the social aspect I have been using it for .
Awe sweet heart big hugs here if you need a chat x "Aww thank you sweetie  x | |||
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"Broke up with my partner last night lovely. Trying to smile through it though and after a little time to come to terms with it, maybe I'll use this site for more than just the social aspect I have been using it for .
awww xxxx does that mean am in? xxxxxxxxxx
I'd be too scared you would start singing Cher to me
lets look forward to the future and party like its 1999 xxx"You do like your songs! | |||
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"Broke up with my partner last night lovely. Trying to smile through it though and after a little time to come to terms with it, maybe I'll use this site for more than just the social aspect I have been using it for .
awww xxxx does that mean am in? xxxxxxxxxx
I'd be too scared you would start singing Cher to me
lets look forward to the future and party like its 1999 xxx
You do like your songs!
"hahahah...I dont even listen to music x | |||
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"Don't worry, some of us are getting over meeting a cunt, but we will get there in the end
Here's hoping 2017 is good for all of us! x
Oi u...am nae cunt "Are you a cunt to be? | |||
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"Rubbish at silly jokes but sending you virtual hugs lovely lady xx" Thanks sexy lady! Your pictures help too! | |||
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"Don't worry, some of us are getting over meeting a cunt, but we will get there in the end
Here's hoping 2017 is good for all of us! x
Oi u...am nae cunt
Are you a cunt to be? "depends...you need to work on yer magnetic cunt attractingness... | |||
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"Come on now lady chin up
I'll be fine soon - just that odd feeling when a great meet is over. I think all singles must get it at times?
I'm sure snuggles and a film will put me right!
Yup, just wanna rewind and do it all again right? X"Yeah! I'd love to! | |||
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"Broke up with my partner last night lovely. Trying to smile through it though and after a little time to come to terms with it, maybe I'll use this site for more than just the social aspect I have been using it for . "Aw huge hugs lovely - sorry to hear that - but when the time's right for you I'm sure you'll never be short of offers! Xxx | |||
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"Broke up with my partner last night lovely. Trying to smile through it though and after a little time to come to terms with it, maybe I'll use this site for more than just the social aspect I have been using it for .
Aw huge hugs lovely - sorry to hear that - but when the time's right for you I'm sure you'll never be short of offers! Xxx"I offered her a facial...as I was feeling emoted  | |||
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"Hey Peachy. If I were closer we would be sharing wine and having the most delicious perv. I would have much to show you "I'm all for mutual peeving! I'll take a rain check on that please lovely! | |||
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"Hey Peachy. If I were closer we would be sharing wine and having the most delicious perv. I would have much to show you
I'm all for mutual peeving! I'll take a rain check on that please lovely! "Next time I'm up North | |||
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"Hey Peachy. If I were closer we would be sharing wine and having the most delicious perv. I would have much to show you
I'm all for mutual peeving! I'll take a rain check on that please lovely!
Next time I'm up North "You're on! | |||
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"Big hug and kiss coming your way "Loving that bum pic Mrs! | |||
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"Broke up with my partner last night lovely. Trying to smile through it though and after a little time to come to terms with it, maybe I'll use this site for more than just the social aspect I have been using it for .
Aw huge hugs lovely - sorry to hear that - but when the time's right for you I'm sure you'll never be short of offers! Xxx"Thank you lovely. Huge hugs back and hoping you are feeling a little better now xxx | |||
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"My hot lesbian neighbours got me Rolex for my birthday. It's nice, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch"" I like this one! | |||
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"Broke up with my partner last night lovely. Trying to smile through it though and after a little time to come to terms with it, maybe I'll use this site for more than just the social aspect I have been using it for . "Oh sorry to hear that.hope you're ok.sending you big hugs too  | |||
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"Broke up with my partner last night lovely. Trying to smile through it though and after a little time to come to terms with it, maybe I'll use this site for more than just the social aspect I have been using it for .
Oh sorry to hear that.hope you're ok.sending you big hugs too "Thank you lovely. Just PM'd you x | |||
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"One good thing about getting older is that the multi tasking becomes much easier. You can sneeze, wee & shit yourself all at the same time!" Gee thanks! Looks like I've got a lot to look forward to - or a typical night in a fet club! | |||
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