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By *loria James OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Durham

We are now interviewing for a vacancy that has recently become available in our clique. Please note candidates must be able to do the following:

Construct a coherent message using more than one sentence. Msgs like " Come now" will not be tolerated.

Keep in touch for chats even though they may not be horny at the time.

Members must make themselves available for social functions/nights out. They must also be prepared to socialise with other members.

Tolerance of others is required at all times.

Bitchiness or huffy behaviour with result in immediate suspension.

If you feel you have a fabulous personality and strong character please forward your current CV and references.

Gloria x

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

Well, thats me black-balled then (or white-balled, if that is more PC)

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By *loria James OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Durham

We will be out in Newcastle tonight so if you are around feel free to apply in person x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm exempted by distance.....so I call barley on this one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cv in the post pet

My attributes are as follows :

No tolerance to trans phobia

dont do faceless profiles

and my best feature my super doobah fucking machine lol

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate cliques.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't do cliques I'm my own person thank you.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"I don't do cliques I'm my own person thank you."

Same here, I'm the one walking down the escalator when everyone's going the other way

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By *loria James OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Durham


"cv in the post pet

My attributes are as follows :

No tolerance to trans phobia

dont do faceless profiles

and my best feature my super doobah fucking machine lol

xxx"

Applicants with fucking machines gain immediate acceptance but you are already a committee member hunni.

Please bring the machine to the next meeting x

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By *loria James OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Durham


"I don't do cliques I'm my own person thank you.

Same here, I'm the one walking down the escalator when everyone's going the other way "

I thought that was the drink hunni x

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"cv in the post pet

My attributes are as follows :

No tolerance to trans phobia

dont do faceless profiles

and my best feature my super doobah fucking machine lol

xxx

Applicants with fucking machines gain immediate acceptance but you are already a committee member hunni.

Please bring the machine to the next meeting x"

I can bring one too, with ammo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't do cliques I'm my own person thank you.

Same here, I'm the one walking down the escalator when everyone's going the other way "

Hahaha I prefer escalators to stairs but why do they ofter only go up! Xxx

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By *loria James OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Durham


"cv in the post pet

My attributes are as follows :

No tolerance to trans phobia

dont do faceless profiles

and my best feature my super doobah fucking machine lol

xxx

Applicants with fucking machines gain immediate acceptance but you are already a committee member hunni.

Please bring the machine to the next meeting x

I can bring one too, with ammo "

You're in!

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By *reedy_for_funCouple
over a year ago

My House

That's me out, I like a bit of bitchiness every now and then

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

Oh, I got it now; not f**kin' machine guns; f**king machines

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By *loria James OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Durham

Just a note I will be starting another thread for those who take things literally x

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"I don't do cliques I'm my own person thank you.

Same here, I'm the one walking down the escalator when everyone's going the other way

Hahaha I prefer escalators to stairs but why do they ofter only go up! Xxx"

I didn't realise they were one way I thought they were a built in healthy treadmill gym type thingy !

You just have to be commited and concentrate or you're very quickly back where you started and people get really annoyed xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are now interviewing for a vacancy that has recently become available in our clique. Please note candidates must be able to do the following:

Construct a coherent message using more than one sentence. Msgs like " Come now" will not be tolerated.

Keep in touch for chats even though they may not be horny at the time.

Members must make themselves available for social functions/nights out. They must also be prepared to socialise with other members.

Tolerance of others is required at all times.

Bitchiness or huffy behaviour with result in immediate suspension.

If you feel you have a fabulous personality and strong character please forward your current CV and references.

Gloria x"

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By *loria James OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Durham


"Oh, I got it now; not f**kin' machine guns; f**king machines "

Though I dare say an engineer could do something with them. A second world war Bren gun could make your teeth rattle x

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By *loria James OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Durham


"We are now interviewing for a vacancy that has recently become available in our clique. Please note candidates must be able to do the following:

Construct a coherent message using more than one sentence. Msgs like " Come now" will not be tolerated.

Keep in touch for chats even though they may not be horny at the time.

Members must make themselves available for social functions/nights out. They must also be prepared to socialise with other members.

Tolerance of others is required at all times.

Bitchiness or huffy behaviour with result in immediate suspension.

If you feel you have a fabulous personality and strong character please forward your current CV and references.

Gloria x

"

Hi hunni, your application has been approved. Gorgeous smiles are always welcome x

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By *loria James OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Durham


"That's me out, I like a bit of bitchiness every now and then "

Yes but your pics are very kinky so you're in x

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Well, thats me black-balled then (or white-balled, if that is more PC) "

Sexist

One should say "gonads" in these more enlightened times.

Mr ddc

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Well, thats me black-balled then (or white-balled, if that is more PC)

Sexist

One should say "gonads" in these more enlightened times.

Mr ddc "

I had to Google it; I think I am well past my sell by date in this brave new world

Where you been, Mr ddc?

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By *loria James OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Durham


"Well, thats me black-balled then (or white-balled, if that is more PC)

Sexist

One should say "gonads" in these more enlightened times.

Mr ddc "

Very true, you're in. You can look after HR x

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Well, thats me black-balled then (or white-balled, if that is more PC)

Sexist

One should say "gonads" in these more enlightened times.

Mr ddc

Very true, you're in. You can look after HR x"

I thought it was going to be a clique, not amazon.com

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, thats me black-balled then (or white-balled, if that is more PC)

Sexist

One should say "gonads" in these more enlightened times.

Mr ddc

Very true, you're in. You can look after HR x

I thought it was going to be a clique, not amazon.com "

Ooo does that mean potential drone deliveries?!

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By *loria James OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Durham


"Well, thats me black-balled then (or white-balled, if that is more PC)

Sexist

One should say "gonads" in these more enlightened times.

Mr ddc

Very true, you're in. You can look after HR x

I thought it was going to be a clique, not amazon.com "

Well are all inclusive hunni. Only real rule is we have to be nice to each other xxx

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Well, thats me black-balled then (or white-balled, if that is more PC)

Sexist

One should say "gonads" in these more enlightened times.

Mr ddc

Very true, you're in. You can look after HR x

I thought it was going to be a clique, not amazon.com

Ooo does that mean potential drone deliveries?! "

Ask the CEO; she is power-hungry

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By *loria James OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Durham


"Well, thats me black-balled then (or white-balled, if that is more PC)

Sexist

One should say "gonads" in these more enlightened times.

Mr ddc

Very true, you're in. You can look after HR x

I thought it was going to be a clique, not amazon.com

Ooo does that mean potential drone deliveries?!

Ask the CEO; she is power-hungry "

Pmsl in a very lady like manner

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Well, thats me black-balled then (or white-balled, if that is more PC)

Sexist

One should say "gonads" in these more enlightened times.

Mr ddc

I had to Google it; I think I am well past my sell by date in this brave new world

Where you been, Mr ddc?"

Hiding, but they bullied me back by voting for our pics

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

Mr ddc

Very true, you're in. You can look after HR x"

Fantastic. I've always fancied holding those casting-couch interviews I've seen on that video site...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't do cliques I'm my own person thank you.

Same here, I'm the one walking down the escalator when everyone's going the other way

Hahaha I prefer escalators to stairs but why do they ofter only go up! Xxx"

Yazz-calators .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a fabulous beard but a crap personality, but I can lace my shoes by myself.

May I have the right to apply ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, thats me black-balled then (or white-balled, if that is more PC)

Sexist

One should say "gonads" in these more enlightened times.

Mr ddc

Very true, you're in. You can look after HR x

I thought it was going to be a clique, not amazon.com

Ooo does that mean potential drone deliveries?!

Ask the CEO; she is power-hungry "

What say the CEO? Imagine could help with emergency underwear deliveries, batteries etc

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By *anya_DarloTV/TS
over a year ago

Darlington

Maybe you should try the lift,I've heard they sometimes go down.

Or maybe that only works for Mr Tyler x

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Well, thats me black-balled then (or white-balled, if that is more PC)

Sexist

One should say "gonads" in these more enlightened times.

Mr ddc

I had to Google it; I think I am well past my sell by date in this brave new world

Where you been, Mr ddc?

Hiding, but they bullied me back by voting for our pics

"

Love 'em; classics; can't stop laughing; especially the first one; right up my street

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By *loria James OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Durham


"

Mr ddc

Very true, you're in. You can look after HR x

Fantastic. I've always fancied holding those casting-couch interviews I've seen on that video site...

"

Is that the one with Harry Hill, he would be good he's very funny

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"

Mr ddc

Very true, you're in. You can look after HR x

Fantastic. I've always fancied holding those casting-couch interviews I've seen on that video site...

Is that the one with Harry Hill, he would be good he's very funny"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a fabulous beard but a crap personality, but I can lace my shoes by myself.

May I have the right to apply ? "

im oposite crap beard but am a top dude lol .

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By *loria James OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Durham


"Well, thats me black-balled then (or white-balled, if that is more PC)

Sexist

One should say "gonads" in these more enlightened times.

Mr ddc

Very true, you're in. You can look after HR x

I thought it was going to be a clique, not amazon.com

Ooo does that mean potential drone deliveries?!

Ask the CEO; she is power-hungry

What say the CEO? Imagine could help with emergency underwear deliveries, batteries etc "

You can never have enough batteries hunni....nothing worse than raiding the remotes in the middle of the night. Come on you've all done it x

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Well, thats me black-balled then (or white-balled, if that is more PC)

Sexist

One should say "gonads" in these more enlightened times.

Mr ddc

Very true, you're in. You can look after HR x

I thought it was going to be a clique, not amazon.com

Ooo does that mean potential drone deliveries?!

Ask the CEO; she is power-hungry

What say the CEO? Imagine could help with emergency underwear deliveries, batteries etc

You can never have enough batteries hunni....nothing worse than raiding the remotes in the middle of the night. Come on you've all done it x"

And later, he is hitting the buttons as hard as he can; match of the day, over

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By *loria James OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Durham


"Well, thats me black-balled then (or white-balled, if that is more PC)

Sexist

One should say "gonads" in these more enlightened times.

Mr ddc

Very true, you're in. You can look after HR x

I thought it was going to be a clique, not amazon.com

Ooo does that mean potential drone deliveries?!

Ask the CEO; she is power-hungry

What say the CEO? Imagine could help with emergency underwear deliveries, batteries etc

You can never have enough batteries hunni....nothing worse than raiding the remotes in the middle of the night. Come on you've all done it x

And later, he is hitting the buttons as hard as he can; match of the day, over "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, thats me black-balled then (or white-balled, if that is more PC)

Sexist

One should say "gonads" in these more enlightened times.

Mr ddc

Very true, you're in. You can look after HR x

I thought it was going to be a clique, not amazon.com

Ooo does that mean potential drone deliveries?!

Ask the CEO; she is power-hungry

What say the CEO? Imagine could help with emergency underwear deliveries, batteries etc

You can never have enough batteries hunni....nothing worse than raiding the remotes in the middle of the night. Come on you've all done it x

And later, he is hitting the buttons as hard as he can; match of the day, over

Lol "

Button bashing bonanza xx hehee

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Where you been, Mr ddc?

Hiding, but they bullied me back by voting for our pics

Love 'em; classics; can't stop laughing; especially the first one; right up my street "

YES!

{fist pump}

I knew if I hung around long enough you'd eventually drop your height requirements to "must at least be as high as my knees, when he stands on tip-toe"

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Where you been, Mr ddc?

Hiding, but they bullied me back by voting for our pics

Love 'em; classics; can't stop laughing; especially the first one; right up my street

YES!

{fist pump}

I knew if I hung around long enough you'd eventually drop your height requirements to "must at least be as high as my knees, when he stands on tip-toe"

"

I thought we had already agreed; in your case (only) you can add 50cms from Mrs ddc's height

xxx

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By *lueeydedMan
over a year ago

Richmond north yorks

Re the clique what qualifications are needed ?

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By *loria James OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Durham


"Re the clique what qualifications are needed ?"

Hunni you know you are already in it x

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