FabSwingers.com forum: if only i were black

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

if only i were black, would seem to get more women. what do you think ladys?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

What difference would the colour of your skin make, you would still be the same person.

Skin colour means nothing hun

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Seriously? no because you would probably then find another reason for not getting any women when that did'nt work

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"if only i were black, would seem to get more women. what do you think ladys?"

I know there are lady profiles out there that express a preference for black. However I don't care what colour a guy is, as long as he turns up and rogers me senseless.

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"if only i were black, would seem to get more women. what do you think ladys?

I know there are lady profiles out there that express a preference for black. However I don't care what colour a guy is, as long as he turns up and rogers me senseless."

Once again you have described me to a tee!

Just need the opportunity now!!!

;-)

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"if only i were black, would seem to get more women. what do you think ladys?

I know there are lady profiles out there that express a preference for black. However I don't care what colour a guy is, as long as he turns up and rogers me senseless.

Once again you have described me to a tee!

Just need the opportunity now!!!

;-)"

Youre wearing me down! All you need to do now is book a hotel in York and lure me over.

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"if only i were black, would seem to get more women. what do you think ladys?

I know there are lady profiles out there that express a preference for black. However I don't care what colour a guy is, as long as he turns up and rogers me senseless.

Once again you have described me to a tee!

Just need the opportunity now!!!

;-)

Youre wearing me down! All you need to do now is book a hotel in York and lure me over.

Hmmmm things are definitely looking up!!

Now...... what to use as a lure ???????

..................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if only i were black, would seem to get more women. what do you think ladys?

I know there are lady profiles out there that express a preference for black. However I don't care what colour a guy is, as long as he turns up and rogers me senseless."

lol...+ 1

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"if only i were black, would seem to get more women. what do you think ladys?

I know there are lady profiles out there that express a preference for black. However I don't care what colour a guy is, as long as he turns up and rogers me senseless.

Once again you have described me to a tee!

Just need the opportunity now!!!

;-)

Youre wearing me down! All you need to do now is book a hotel in York and lure me over.

Hmmmm things are definitely looking up!!

Now...... what to use as a lure ???????

..................

I recommend chocolate and red wine.

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"if only i were black, would seem to get more women. what do you think ladys?

I know there are lady profiles out there that express a preference for black. However I don't care what colour a guy is, as long as he turns up and rogers me senseless.

Once again you have described me to a tee!

Just need the opportunity now!!!

;-)

Youre wearing me down! All you need to do now is book a hotel in York and lure me over.

Hmmmm things are definitely looking up!!

Now...... what to use as a lure ???????

..................

I recommend chocolate and red wine."

Ooooooh easier than I thought!!!!!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"if only i were black, would seem to get more women. what do you think ladys?

I know there are lady profiles out there that express a preference for black. However I don't care what colour a guy is, as long as he turns up and rogers me senseless.

Once again you have described me to a tee!

Just need the opportunity now!!!

;-)

Youre wearing me down! All you need to do now is book a hotel in York and lure me over.

Hmmmm things are definitely looking up!!

Now...... what to use as a lure ???????

..................

I recommend chocolate and red wine.

Ooooooh easier than I thought!!!!!!"

Thats just for the luring. The rest of the evening will be a lot more physical!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Why ?

If only i were angelina joli i would get to shag brad pitt,work with what u have,not with what u think others want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sometimes if only I was blacker lol- I stopped playing the card a while ago when i changed my profile, I do point it out that i'm mixed and scottish(35 yrs scottish), though I still get the odd question on how I got my name or a surprised sounding voice at the other end of the telephone when they hear my accent lol

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By *ax the gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

birmingham

colour has no bearing on weather you meet or not i am brown and still struggle like mad on here however when i get out and about its so much easier you need to penetrate the inner circle lol

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"if only i were black, would seem to get more women. what do you think ladys?

I know there are lady profiles out there that express a preference for black. However I don't care what colour a guy is, as long as he turns up and rogers me senseless.

Once again you have described me to a tee!

Just need the opportunity now!!!

;-)

Youre wearing me down! All you need to do now is book a hotel in York and lure me over.

Hmmmm things are definitely looking up!!

Now...... what to use as a lure ???????

..................

I recommend chocolate and red wine.

Ooooooh easier than I thought!!!!!!

Thats just for the luring. The rest of the evening will be a lot more physical!"

Mmmmmmm I'm liking the sound of that!!! Now where is my gym membership card????

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You think you got it tough? Think about the poor blue people!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"You think you got it tough? Think about the poor blue people!

Don't worry, Funky shags all them

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"You think you got it tough? Think about the poor blue people!

Don't worry, Funky shags all them

Funky has done papa smurf!????

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"You think you got it tough? Think about the poor blue people!

Don't worry, Funky shags all them

Oi, leave me out of this, I do alright for being a smurfette

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"You think you got it tough? Think about the poor blue people!

Don't worry, Funky shags all them

Funky has done papa smurf!????

Well he did shave his beard off and tell him he was Grandma Smurf to be fair..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

non of them have emailed me, (smurfs)

feeling left out now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if only i were black, would seem to get more women. what do you think ladys?"

think your desperate...even less appealing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are a fair few female profiles that state black as a preference, but there are more that dont... So based on statistics you wouldnt have more luck

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

just like why would an uggly man think they would be a beautiful woman if had the op.. why would a skiny white bloke think he would have better luck black?

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

you make your own luck on this site does not matter what colour, creed or religion you are ,you are what you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"non of them have emailed me, (smurfs)

feeling left out now

well i perved yer profile and read...so no mail for u...shame...am throBBin too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if only i were black, would seem to get more women. what do you think ladys?"

Same answer as to your 'men in uniform' thread. If a Fabster mails/chats me saying 'Do you like black men', there is no way I would meet him. Playing the race card, or the uniform card, to try to get a shag shows a lack of personality, and a lack of understanding of what's important.

When I have sex, I am having sex with a man, not his skin colour, not his clothes. And if he thinks his skin colour or his clothes is the most important thing about him.... well he's probably right, so I move on to thinking about whether the next man might be a better match for me.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"You think you got it tough? Think about the poor blue people!

Don't worry, Funky shags all them

Funky has done papa smurf!????

Well he did shave his beard off and tell him he was Grandma Smurf to be fair.. "

Easy mistake to make,she is a right slut.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"if only i were black, would seem to get more women. what do you think ladys?

Perfectly said sunny,i hope the OP realises many women feel the same/

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

"if only i were black, would seem to get more women. what do you think ladys?"

Think you are nuttier than a fruit cake

Some like black some dont. Dont think it makes any difference.

Mistress x

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By *itianmandyWoman
over a year ago

london

"if only i were black, would seem to get more women. what do you think ladys?

I used to have the same _iew until I flamed a black guy for asking if I met 'black guys', his very polite response was that he only asked as many women/couples here don't meet black or Asian guys but dont say so on their profiles, so he always asked first..I was suitably humbled-but still didnt meet him lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if only i were black, would seem to get more women. what do you think ladys?"

i know you didn't ask for a blokes point of _iew but imho ur talkin nonsense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

trust me it may often work in your fav if u r not and just yourself

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

"if only i were black, would seem to get more women. what do you think ladys?"

Yeh but you probably still wouldnt be able to dance or jump mate! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It cuts both ways , some situations it helps other situations it hinders. Some women will find you attractive because of your skin colour some will find you unattractive because of it. I don't concentrate on my skin colour because it doesn't define me as a person.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"It cuts both ways , some situations it helps other situations it hinders. Some women will find you attractive because of your skin colour some will find you unattractive because of it. I don't concentrate on my skin colour because it doesn't define me as a person."

Very well said,none of us are just one thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

skin colour makes no difference.

i love black and white woman.

they taste lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I like that .

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By *onny BonesMan
over a year ago

a block away from heaven

KMT

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I'll leave Funky out this argument as it will only confuse things, but...

I'm me. I look like me and act like me. It's me who want meets with people who are attractive and fun to me. I don't want to be something I'm not just to get a meet. Simple.

So basically act like me, er..no I don't mean that, I mean yourself. Yeah, that's it, act yourself.

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"skin colour makes no difference.

i love black and white woman.

they taste lovely

I've never been with a black and white woman they sound a bit of a rarity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be happy with who you are.......

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Errrrr bit of a weird thing to say wish I was black then I might get more shags..

there is nothing as queer as folk.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"er... I doubt it, I'm a bloke

LOL, so? I've seen men give BJs.

C'mon, limber up those lips.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"er... I doubt it, I'm a bloke

LOL, so? I've seen men give BJs.

C'mon, limber up those lips.

I'm not crossing to The Dark Side and I strongly suspect that F won't either!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"er... I doubt it, I'm a bloke

LOL, so? I've seen men give BJs.

C'mon, limber up those lips.

I'm not crossing to The Dark Side and I strongly suspect that F won't either!

Awww, I was told differently.

You won't mind if I step in then?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"er... I doubt it, I'm a bloke

LOL, so? I've seen men give BJs.

C'mon, limber up those lips.

I'm not crossing to The Dark Side and I strongly suspect that F won't either!

Awww, I was told differently.

You won't mind if I step in then?"

Be my guest, have you got anything I can lick whilst I'm waiting?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"er... I doubt it, I'm a bloke

LOL, so? I've seen men give BJs.

C'mon, limber up those lips.

I'm not crossing to The Dark Side and I strongly suspect that F won't either!

Awww, I was told differently.

You won't mind if I step in then?

Be my guest, have you got anything I can lick whilst I'm waiting?

Might have, let me see. *rustle rustle*

Is a gherkin any good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think ... Man up... U ain't black so get over it... Go clubbing get a shag hey presto !!!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"er... I doubt it, I'm a bloke

LOL, so? I've seen men give BJs.

C'mon, limber up those lips.

I'm not crossing to The Dark Side and I strongly suspect that F won't either!

Awww, I was told differently.

You won't mind if I step in then?

Be my guest, have you got anything I can lick whilst I'm waiting?

Might have, let me see. *rustle rustle*

Is a gherkin any good?"

It's not German is it?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I think ... Man up... U ain't black so get over it... Go clubbing get a shag hey presto !!!"

Oooo! nice knees. Maybe we need a knee thread.

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By *iamondladyWoman
over a year ago

titsville

"if only i were black, would seem to get more women. what do you think ladys?"

I don't think the colour of your skin is the issue but probably to do with your age as majority of the ladies don't like having sex with someone that could be the same age as their child/ren.

Also the issue that you can't accommodate and you don't mention why on your profile. Most people wil over look you.

Hope this helps

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

If only I was black, wore leggins, did bareback, did cross training, did watersports, was a cuckolding ass and tit man, liked hugs and was a VWE heavy cummer, would I get more meets?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"If only I was black, wore leggins, did bareback, did cross training, did watersports, was a cuckolding ass and tit man, liked hugs and was a VWE heavy cummer, would I get more meets? "

no but if you did random bar meet following an ultimate anal douche..

maybies..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If only I was black, wore leggins, did bareback, did cross training, did watersports, was a cuckolding ass and tit man, liked hugs and was a VWE heavy cummer, would I get more meets? "
ya forgot skat

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"If only I was black, wore leggins, did bareback, did cross training, did watersports, was a cuckolding ass and tit man, liked hugs and was a VWE heavy cummer, would I get more meets? "

More than what you get now? Manwhore!!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"If only I was black, wore leggins, did bareback, did cross training, did watersports, was a cuckolding ass and tit man, liked hugs and was a VWE heavy cummer, would I get more meets?

More than what you get now? Manwhore!!

Do I need to add 'slag or swinger' to the list as well?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"If only I was black, wore leggins, did bareback, did cross training, did watersports, was a cuckolding ass and tit man, liked hugs and was a VWE heavy cummer, would I get more meets?

More than what you get now? Manwhore!!

Do I need to add 'slag or swinger' to the list as well?

I thought, with the size of your harem, that went without saying.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"If only I was black, wore leggins, did bareback, did cross training, did watersports, was a cuckolding ass and tit man, liked hugs and was a VWE heavy cummer, would I get more meets?

More than what you get now? Manwhore!!

Do I need to add 'slag or swinger' to the list as well?

I thought, with the size of your harem, that went without saying."

I've still got some vacancies.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"If only I was black, wore leggins, did bareback, did cross training, did watersports, was a cuckolding ass and tit man, liked hugs and was a VWE heavy cummer, would I get more meets?

More than what you get now? Manwhore!!

Do I need to add 'slag or swinger' to the list as well?

I thought, with the size of your harem, that went without saying.

I've still got some vacancies.

I wasn't already in it??

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"If only I was black, wore leggins, did bareback, did cross training, did watersports, was a cuckolding ass and tit man, liked hugs and was a VWE heavy cummer, would I get more meets?

More than what you get now? Manwhore!!

Do I need to add 'slag or swinger' to the list as well?

I thought, with the size of your harem, that went without saying.

I've still got some vacancies.

I wasn't already in it??

You are, but you're not allowed in the green door until we've, you know, we've *whispers* done it!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"If only I was black, wore leggins, did bareback, did cross training, did watersports, was a cuckolding ass and tit man, liked hugs and was a VWE heavy cummer, would I get more meets?

More than what you get now? Manwhore!!

Do I need to add 'slag or swinger' to the list as well?

I thought, with the size of your harem, that went without saying.

I've still got some vacancies.

I wasn't already in it??

You are, but you're not allowed in the green door until we've, you know, we've *whispers* done it!

And why is that? Hmm?

It's not like I'm not all 'come hither' up here. Yorks still a bit chilly and these harem pants chafe!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"If only I was black, wore leggins, did bareback, did cross training, did watersports, was a cuckolding ass and tit man, liked hugs and was a VWE heavy cummer, would I get more meets?

More than what you get now? Manwhore!!

Do I need to add 'slag or swinger' to the list as well?

I thought, with the size of your harem, that went without saying.

I've still got some vacancies.

I wasn't already in it??

You are, but you're not allowed in the green door until we've, you know, we've *whispers* done it!

And why is that? Hmm?

It's not like I'm not all 'come hither' up here. Yorks still a bit chilly and these harem pants chafe! "

Because the Green Door (adds capitols to get across the enormity of the secrte hidden behind them) holds a secret library and museum dedicated to me and Funky and our adventures across time and space.

It would blow your mind to look in there unless you have tasted my Special Serum first.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"It would blow your mind to look in there unless you have tasted my Special Serum first.

I take it I have to suck the Sacred Sausage of Antioc to get the serum?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"It would blow your mind to look in there unless you have tasted my Special Serum first.

I take it I have to suck the Sacred Sausage of Antioc to get the serum?

You catch on quick... I like that.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"It would blow your mind to look in there unless you have tasted my Special Serum first.

I take it I have to suck the Sacred Sausage of Antioc to get the serum?

You catch on quick... I like that.

I suspect you'd like something else more.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"It would blow your mind to look in there unless you have tasted my Special Serum first.

I take it I have to suck the Sacred Sausage of Antioc to get the serum?

You catch on quick... I like that.

I suspect you'd like something else more.

I'm willing to learn.

I think we need a room!

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"It would blow your mind to look in there unless you have tasted my Special Serum first.

I take it I have to suck the Sacred Sausage of Antioc to get the serum?

You catch on quick... I like that.

I suspect you'd like something else more.

I'm willing to learn.

I think we need a room!

I thought u had one Vic, the one with the padded walls! Do you still wear that funny jacket with the long sleeves when matron let's you out???

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"It would blow your mind to look in there unless you have tasted my Special Serum first.

I take it I have to suck the Sacred Sausage of Antioc to get the serum?

You catch on quick... I like that.

I suspect you'd like something else more.

I'm willing to learn.

I think we need a room!

Well duh!! *taps foot impatiently*

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"It would blow your mind to look in there unless you have tasted my Special Serum first.

I take it I have to suck the Sacred Sausage of Antioc to get the serum?

You catch on quick... I like that.

I suspect you'd like something else more.

I'm willing to learn.

I think we need a room!

I thought u had one Vic, the one with the padded walls! Do you still wear that funny jacket with the long sleeves when matron let's you out???"

Matron has turned into 42 kobolds and eaten 'I can fly' man in the next room!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"It would blow your mind to look in there unless you have tasted my Special Serum first.

I take it I have to suck the Sacred Sausage of Antioc to get the serum?

You catch on quick... I like that.

I suspect you'd like something else more.

I'm willing to learn.

I think we need a room!

Well duh!! *taps foot impatiently*"

Okay! Okay! I'll try and clear you a date in my schedule! FFS! Us men arn't just hunks of meat for you women to shag you know!

We have feelings too!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"Well duh!! *taps foot impatiently*

Okay! Okay! I'll try and clear you a date in my schedule! FFS! Us men arn't just hunks of meat for you women to shag you know!

We have feelings too!

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

HAHAHAAAA

Thanks. I needed that.

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"It would blow your mind to look in there unless you have tasted my Special Serum first.

I take it I have to suck the Sacred Sausage of Antioc to get the serum?

You catch on quick... I like that.

I suspect you'd like something else more.

I'm willing to learn.

I think we need a room!

I thought u had one Vic, the one with the padded walls! Do you still wear that funny jacket with the long sleeves when matron let's you out???

Matron has turned into 42 kobolds and eaten 'I can fly' man in the next room!

That's a releif he was a noisy fucker and the tinned peaches never agreed with him.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Well duh!! *taps foot impatiently*

Okay! Okay! I'll try and clear you a date in my schedule! FFS! Us men arn't just hunks of meat for you women to shag you know!

We have feelings too!

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

HAHAHAAAA

Thanks. I needed that.

Watch and learn guys, I think I just made her orgasm then.... well, she made some funny noises anyway

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"Well duh!! *taps foot impatiently*

Okay! Okay! I'll try and clear you a date in my schedule! FFS! Us men arn't just hunks of meat for you women to shag you know!

We have feelings too!

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

HAHAHAAAA

Thanks. I needed that.

Watch and learn guys, I think I just made her orgasm then.... well, she made some funny noises anyway

Well they do say making a women laugh can help get her into bed. In your case it might be intensive care, but hey. It's a start!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

What was this thread about again?

Oh yeah, someone who can't get meets.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"What was this thread about again?

Oh yeah, someone who can't get meets.

Come to York and I'll paint your cock brown.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"What was this thread about again?

Oh yeah, someone who can't get meets.

Come to York and I'll paint your cock brown.

It's not masonry paint is it? Someone tricked me into stirring masonry paint once...

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"What was this thread about again?

Oh yeah, someone who can't get meets.

Come to York and I'll paint your cock brown.

It's not masonry paint is it? Someone tricked me into stirring masonry paint once...

Well, just to combine two threads about brown guys, I'll paint it with chocolate from melted kitkats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If only I was black, wore leggins, did bareback, did cross training, did watersports, was a cuckolding ass and tit man, liked hugs and was a VWE heavy cummer, would I get more meets? "

You been reading my profile again?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"What was this thread about again?

Oh yeah, someone who can't get meets.

Come to York and I'll paint your cock brown.

It's not masonry paint is it? Someone tricked me into stirring masonry paint once...

Well, just to combine two threads about brown guys, I'll paint it with chocolate from melted kitkats. "

Phew! back on topic.

... he he, see what I did there?

Did ya?

*sigh*

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"What was this thread about again?

Oh yeah, someone who can't get meets.

Come to York and I'll paint your cock brown.

It's not masonry paint is it? Someone tricked me into stirring masonry paint once...

Well, just to combine two threads about brown guys, I'll paint it with chocolate from melted kitkats.

Phew! back on topic.

... he he, see what I did there?

Did ya?

*sigh*"

NooooooooOOOOOOoooooo......

*commits seppuku at terrible pun*

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Phew! back on topic.

... he he, see what I did there?

Did ya?

*sigh*

NooooooooOOOOOOoooooo......

*commits seppuku at terrible pun*"

Damn! Nearly had her knickers off that time as well!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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Phew! back on topic.

... he he, see what I did there?

Did ya?

*sigh*

NooooooooOOOOOOoooooo......

*commits seppuku at terrible pun*

Damn! Nearly had her knickers off that time as well!!

Peaked too early.

Oh, whoops. *iz ded*

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Phew! back on topic.

... he he, see what I did there?

Did ya?

*sigh*

NooooooooOOOOOOoooooo......

*commits seppuku at terrible pun*

Damn! Nearly had her knickers off that time as well!!

Peaked too early.

Oh, whoops. *iz ded*"

Sorry! I nodded off... did I miss anything?

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over a year ago

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Phew! back on topic.

... he he, see what I did there?

Did ya?

*sigh*

NooooooooOOOOOOoooooo......

*commits seppuku at terrible pun*

Damn! Nearly had her knickers off that time as well!!

Peaked too early.

Oh, whoops. *iz ded*

Sorry! I nodded off... did I miss anything?

*still ded*

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Peaked too early.

Oh, whoops. *iz ded*

Sorry! I nodded off... did I miss anything?

*still ded*"

*shakes he*

Wake up woman! I have real ale and a Galaxy bar!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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Peaked too early.

Oh, whoops. *iz ded*

Sorry! I nodded off... did I miss anything?

*still ded*

*shakes he*

Wake up woman! I have real ale and a Galaxy bar!!

Wuh? Wazzat?

It's a miracle! I'm cured!!

Now gimme the booze and chocolate and piss off.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Peaked too early.

Oh, whoops. *iz ded*

Sorry! I nodded off... did I miss anything?

*still ded*

*shakes he*

Wake up woman! I have real ale and a Galaxy bar!!

Wuh? Wazzat?

It's a miracle! I'm cured!!

Now gimme the booze and chocolate and piss off.

*bollox to her, I'm keeping the knickers though....*

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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*bollox to her, I'm keeping the knickers though....*

Who said they were mine?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

*bollox to her, I'm keeping the knickers though....*

Who said they were mine?

eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

I think they might be Funkies!!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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*bollox to her, I'm keeping the knickers though....*

Who said they were mine?

eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

I think they might be Funkies!!!

Were you holding them for him while he crapped in that letterbox?

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over a year ago

Beeston

*bollox to her, I'm keeping the knickers though....*

Who said they were mine?

eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

I think they might be Funkies!!!

Were you holding them for him while he crapped in that letterbox?"

I hope he's not around, we can't exist too closely in the same time stream!!!

Last time we organised a MMF together it resulted in the whole Tarsonis system being sucked off into a big hole.... and I don'e mean a black hole either...

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over a year ago

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*bollox to her, I'm keeping the knickers though....*

Who said they were mine?

eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

I think they might be Funkies!!!

Were you holding them for him while he crapped in that letterbox?

I hope he's not around, we can't exist too closely in the same time stream!!!

Last time we organised a MMF together it resulted in the whole Tarsonis system being sucked off into a big hole.... and I don'e mean a black hole either...

You just reminded me of a pic I saw earlier today where a woman was being used as a golf hole. It wasn't pleasant!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

*bollox to her, I'm keeping the knickers though....*

Who said they were mine?

eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

I think they might be Funkies!!!

Were you holding them for him while he crapped in that letterbox?

I hope he's not around, we can't exist too closely in the same time stream!!!

Last time we organised a MMF together it resulted in the whole Tarsonis system being sucked off into a big hole.... and I don'e mean a black hole either...

You just reminded me of a pic I saw earlier today where a woman was being used as a golf hole. It wasn't pleasant!"

I saw one with an octopus once!!!

Not nice.

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over a year ago

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*bollox to her, I'm keeping the knickers though....*

Who said they were mine?

eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

I think they might be Funkies!!!

Were you holding them for him while he crapped in that letterbox?

I hope he's not around, we can't exist too closely in the same time stream!!!

Last time we organised a MMF together it resulted in the whole Tarsonis system being sucked off into a big hole.... and I don'e mean a black hole either...

You just reminded me of a pic I saw earlier today where a woman was being used as a golf hole. It wasn't pleasant!

I saw one with an octopus once!!!

Not nice.

Ah yes, Cthulu porn!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

*bollox to her, I'm keeping the knickers though....*

Who said they were mine?

eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

I think they might be Funkies!!!

Were you holding them for him while he crapped in that letterbox?

I hope he's not around, we can't exist too closely in the same time stream!!!

Last time we organised a MMF together it resulted in the whole Tarsonis system being sucked off into a big hole.... and I don'e mean a black hole either...

You just reminded me of a pic I saw earlier today where a woman was being used as a golf hole. It wasn't pleasant!

I saw one with an octopus once!!!

Not nice.

Ah yes, Cthulu porn!"

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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*bollox to her, I'm keeping the knickers though....*

Who said they were mine?

eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

I think they might be Funkies!!!

Were you holding them for him while he crapped in that letterbox?

I hope he's not around, we can't exist too closely in the same time stream!!!

Last time we organised a MMF together it resulted in the whole Tarsonis system being sucked off into a big hole.... and I don'e mean a black hole either...

You just reminded me of a pic I saw earlier today where a woman was being used as a golf hole. It wasn't pleasant!

I saw one with an octopus once!!!

Not nice.

Ah yes, Cthulu porn!

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!

Yeah, found you out at last! I knew those pics were hiding something.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Welcome to the Wyrdwoman and Invictus thread folks!!!

...you do know I'm not black don't you?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"Welcome to the Wyrdwoman and Invictus thread folks!!!

...you do know I'm not black don't you?

What??? Dammit!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Welcome to the Wyrdwoman and Invictus thread folks!!!

...you do know I'm not black don't you?

What??? Dammit!

To the OP, yes apparently

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"Welcome to the Wyrdwoman and Invictus thread folks!!!

...you do know I'm not black don't you?

What??? Dammit!

To the OP, yes apparently

I'll make an exception just for you. Because, as you know, once you go black, you never go back!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Welcome to the Wyrdwoman and Invictus thread folks!!!

...you do know I'm not black don't you?

What??? Dammit!

To the OP, yes apparently

I'll make an exception just for you. Because, as you know, once you go black, you never go back!

You say the sweetest things... you only want the wine and chocolate thought, admit it!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"Welcome to the Wyrdwoman and Invictus thread folks!!!

...you do know I'm not black don't you?

What??? Dammit!

To the OP, yes apparently

I'll make an exception just for you. Because, as you know, once you go black, you never go back!

You say the sweetest things... you only want the wine and chocolate thought, admit it!!

Would make a change. Usually my dates consist of a bus ride to the local dog track and a half or warm beer.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

*canned laughter, scene shifts to dog track*

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

What happens if the dog catches the hare then?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"What happens if the dog catches the hare then? "

Dunno. Lost the will to live by then.

PS do you think anyone else is reading this drivel?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"What happens if the dog catches the hare then?

Dunno. Lost the will to live by then.

PS do you think anyone else is reading this drivel?"

I don't care. I've pulled!

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over a year ago

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"What happens if the dog catches the hare then?

Dunno. Lost the will to live by then.

PS do you think anyone else is reading this drivel?

I don't care. I've pulled!

Ooooh really?? Who??

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"What happens if the dog catches the hare then?

Dunno. Lost the will to live by then.

PS do you think anyone else is reading this drivel?

I don't care. I've pulled!

Ooooh really?? Who??"

er... I dunno, I was d*unk at the time but she keeps texting me

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over a year ago

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"What happens if the dog catches the hare then?

Dunno. Lost the will to live by then.

PS do you think anyone else is reading this drivel?

I don't care. I've pulled!

Ooooh really?? Who??

er... I dunno, I was d*unk at the time but she keeps texting me

LOL cheeky bugger.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

da diddle da da daaa da!

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"da diddle da da daaa da!

da diddle da da daaa da!

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!!!

Yes, time to go. Thanks for the fun. xx

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

er... better get back on thread...

...I would say no.

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By *objgukMan
over a year ago

Hebden bridge

"if only i were black, would seem to get more women. what do you think ladys?

personality, and a lack of understanding of what's important.

And to be fair sunny, by the time he was shagging you his uniform would be on the floor!

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