FabSwingers.com forum: Essential criteria for success on fabs (for men)

By *ecs2die4 OP Man
over a year ago

Bristol

1. Have an enormous dick.

2. Be black.

3. Have a photo of an enormous dick on profile

4. DO NOT have a photo of a dick on photo (if normal size)

5. Have a six pack.

6. Have a Men's Health style physique - but not body building weekly!

7. Have a swathe of verifications, IF you are handsome.

8. Do NOT have a swathe of verifications if unhandsome.

9. Be able to spell.... at least if not in possession of an enormous dick etc...

99. Have a modicum of personality or depth...

Am I sounding bitter? Hope not! Happy fabbing....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone has spat their dummy out.

Don't sulk, it's not attractive.

Pick yourself up, paint on a smile and go get 'em tiger!

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Have an enormous dick.

2. Be black.

3. Have a photo of an enormous dick on profile

4. DO NOT have a photo of a dick on photo (if normal size)

5. Have a six pack.

6. Have a Men's Health style physique - but not body building weekly!

7. Have a swathe of verifications, IF you are handsome.

8. Do NOT have a swathe of verifications if unhandsome.

9. Be able to spell.... at least if not in possession of an enormous dick etc...

99. Have a modicum of personality or depth...

Am I sounding bitter? Hope not! Happy fabbing...."

The men we play with all do very well on Fab. Cock size varies from average to huge, but most are average. Not all of them have a cock pics on their profile. They all have a fair few verifications, or did have when they had a fab profile. A few of them are gym fit but most aren't. Most are goodlooking by most people's standards. I think they can all spell and all have a good personality. So I don't think that's totally true.

Mrs

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"1. Have an enormous dick.

2. Be black.

3. Have a photo of an enormous dick on profile

4. DO NOT have a photo of a dick on photo (if normal size)

5. Have a six pack.

6. Have a Men's Health style physique - but not body building weekly!

7. Have a swathe of verifications, IF you are handsome.

8. Do NOT have a swathe of verifications if unhandsome.

9. Be able to spell.... at least if not in possession of an enormous dick etc...

99. Have a modicum of personality or depth...

Am I sounding bitter? Hope not! Happy fabbing...."

very bitter......

very very bitter........

completely wrong... but if thats how you feel, or that is your perception, then i think swinging isn't for you...

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Self worth

Self respect

Appreciation it's a shag, not a new kidney so don't lose perspective

Don't fawn

Treat people as you would expect and vice versa

And if it's sounds too good to be true, it is

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

And be the player, not the played

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And be the player, not the played"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NSA sex site has pretty shallow criteria.

Shocking stuff.

Cant say OP is very wrong...but then I dont really know what anyone is expecting. Women have physical needs and desires just like men I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wrong.

1) i'm not a sure thing, don't treat me like i am

2) even if we've met before do not do no.1

3) even if we're married do not do no.1

4) be decent looking, if you can't do that at least be presentable

5) smile, don't look like you'll be a miserable meet

6) have dick pics up. i love dick and love sex, so what if people who never meet don't like looking at them

7) be intelligible

8) hide most of your veris, especially if you're fucked a munter or two

9) make lists on the forums for attention, even bad attention gets you noticed* -maybe more so than good/bland/boring attention

*hence rule no.8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Have an enormous dick.

2. Be black.

3. Have a photo of an enormous dick on profile

4. DO NOT have a photo of a dick on photo (if normal size)

5. Have a six pack.

6. Have a Men's Health style physique - but not body building weekly!

7. Have a swathe of verifications, IF you are handsome.

8. Do NOT have a swathe of verifications if unhandsome.

9. Be able to spell.... at least if not in possession of an enormous dick etc...

99. Have a modicum of personality or depth...

Am I sounding bitter? Hope not! Happy fabbing...."

Are you following your own advice?

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Be respectful and read profiles are what i would say ,we don't all look for the same .

Miss

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By *ecs2die4 OP Man
over a year ago

Bristol

I am poking a bit of fun at the site, myself and the little peculiarities and themes that arise from being the dreaded single, middle aged and (shock horror), unimpressive white male on this site. If I cause any offence then my apologies.

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By *ecs2die4 OP Man
over a year ago

Bristol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bitter and wrong. Your rules may meet with some people's preferences but not all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) Don't be a knob.....

That's the end of my list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am poking a bit of fun at the site, myself and the little peculiarities and themes that arise from being the dreaded single, middle aged and (shock horror), unimpressive white male on this site. If I cause any offence then my apologies. "

You'll have to do much better than that to cause offence here.

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By *antsguy007Man
over a year ago

Whiteley

"wrong.

1) i'm not a sure thing, don't treat me like i am

2) even if we've met before do not do no.1

3) even if we're married do not do no.1

4) be decent looking, if you can't do that at least be presentable

5) smile, don't look like you'll be a miserable meet

6) have dick pics up. i love dick and love sex, so what if people who never meet don't like looking at them

7) be intelligible

8) hide most of your veris, especially if you're fucked a munter or two

9) make lists on the forums for attention, even bad attention gets you noticed* -maybe more so than good/bland/boring attention

*hence rule no.8

A much better set of rules entirely (bar no6 - seems to upset more than those who like it)

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does one acquire a huge black dick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1) Don't be a knob.....

That's the end of my list."

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day

"How does one acquire a huge black dick? "

You can grow one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Appreciation it's a shag, not a new kidney so don't lose perspective"

Although I did think the OPs list was funny, and not completely inaccurate, generally speaking. I laughed.

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By *eicsbimaleMan
over a year ago

loughborough

Have a huge dick and paint it black ??

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"1. Have an enormous dick.

2. Be black.

3. Have a photo of an enormous dick on profile

4. DO NOT have a photo of a dick on photo (if normal size)

5. Have a six pack.

6. Have a Men's Health style physique - but not body building weekly!

7. Have a swathe of verifications, IF you are handsome.

8. Do NOT have a swathe of verifications if unhandsome.

9. Be able to spell.... at least if not in possession of an enormous dick etc...

99. Have a modicum of personality or depth...

Am I sounding bitter? Hope not! Happy fabbing...."

Anyone with all of those sounds like marriage material, to be fair ... apart from one thing you missed, they have to be bi

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day

"1. Have an enormous dick.

2. Be black.

3. Have a photo of an enormous dick on profile

4. DO NOT have a photo of a dick on photo (if normal size)

5. Have a six pack.

6. Have a Men's Health style physique - but not body building weekly!

7. Have a swathe of verifications, IF you are handsome.

8. Do NOT have a swathe of verifications if unhandsome.

9. Be able to spell.... at least if not in possession of an enormous dick etc...

99. Have a modicum of personality or depth...

Am I sounding bitter? Hope not! Happy fabbing....

Anyone with all of those sounds like marriage material, to be fair ... apart from one thing you missed, they have to be bi "

Being bi is huge factor these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wrong.

1) i'm not a sure thing, don't treat me like i am

2) even if we've met before do not do no.1

3) even if we're married do not do no.1

4) be decent looking, if you can't do that at least be presentable

5) smile, don't look like you'll be a miserable meet

6) have dick pics up. i love dick and love sex, so what if people who never meet don't like looking at them

7) be intelligible

8) hide most of your veris, especially if you're fucked a munter or two

9) make lists on the forums for attention, even bad attention gets you noticed* -maybe more so than good/bland/boring attention

*hence rule no.8

A much better set of rules entirely (bar no6 - seems to upset more than those who like it)

Thank you

you're welcome.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NSA sex site has pretty shallow criteria.

Shocking stuff.

Cant say OP is very wrong...but then I dont really know what anyone is expecting. Women have physical needs and desires just like men I guess."

Erm... last time I looked it was a swingers site...

The clue is in the name

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By *ust TallMan
over a year ago

weston-super-mare

"How does one acquire a huge black dick? "

Take an ordinary white cock and hit it repeatedly with a mallett

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

1. Not fussed.

2. Not fussed.

3. Not fussed.

4. Not fussed.

5. Not fussed.

6. Not fussed.

7. Not fussed.

8. Not fussed.

9. Not that fussed.

99. Fussed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wrong.

1) i'm not a sure thing, don't treat me like i am

2) even if we've met before do not do no.1

3) even if we're married do not do no.1

4) be decent looking, if you can't do that at least be presentable

5) smile, don't look like you'll be a miserable meet

6) have dick pics up. i love dick and love sex, so what if people who never meet don't like looking at them

7) be intelligible

8) hide most of your veris, especially if you're fucked a munter or two

9) make lists on the forums for attention, even bad attention gets you noticed* -maybe more so than good/bland/boring attention

*hence rule no.8

A much better set of rules entirely (bar no6 - seems to upset more than those who like it)

Thank you

Yep men have to decide whether to please those wonen who want to see the dick pics and those who don't, or those who are happy to ask to see them. Us women aren't easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone would like a small white dick, mediocre body and a questionable personality please join my que.

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By *antsguy007Man
over a year ago

Whiteley

"wrong.

1) i'm not a sure thing, don't treat me like i am

2) even if we've met before do not do no.1

3) even if we're married do not do no.1

4) be decent looking, if you can't do that at least be presentable

5) smile, don't look like you'll be a miserable meet

6) have dick pics up. i love dick and love sex, so what if people who never meet don't like looking at them

7) be intelligible

8) hide most of your veris, especially if you're fucked a munter or two

9) make lists on the forums for attention, even bad attention gets you noticed* -maybe more so than good/bland/boring attention

*hence rule no.8

A much better set of rules entirely (bar no6 - seems to upset more than those who like it)

Thank you

Yep men have to decide whether to please those wonen who want to see the dick pics and those who don't, or those who are happy to ask to see them. Us women aren't easy

Oh dear - how to agree but not get scolded?

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By *teveleeds58Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"1. Have an enormous dick.

2. Be black.

3. Have a photo of an enormous dick on profile

4. DO NOT have a photo of a dick on photo (if normal size)

5. Have a six pack.

6. Have a Men's Health style physique - but not body building weekly!

7. Have a swathe of verifications, IF you are handsome.

8. Do NOT have a swathe of verifications if unhandsome.

9. Be able to spell.... at least if not in possession of an enormous dick etc...

99. Have a modicum of personality or depth...

Am I sounding bitter? Hope not! Happy fabbing...."

Ha Ha, I took this hopefully in the spirit intended and it made me chuckle. Seems there's the usual proportion of people had their sense of humour bypass

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By *teveleeds58Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"How does one acquire a huge black dick? "

Boot polish and a bicycle pump

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"How does one acquire a huge black dick?

Boot polish and a bicycle pump

Not sure what spirit that was intended in????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wrong.

1) i'm not a sure thing, don't treat me like i am

2) even if we've met before do not do no.1

3) even if we're married do not do no.1

4) be decent looking, if you can't do that at least be presentable

5) smile, don't look like you'll be a miserable meet

6) have dick pics up. i love dick and love sex, so what if people who never meet don't like looking at them

7) be intelligible

8) hide most of your veris, especially if you're fucked a munter or two

9) make lists on the forums for attention, even bad attention gets you noticed* -maybe more so than good/bland/boring attention

*hence rule no.8

A much better set of rules entirely (bar no6 - seems to upset more than those who like it)

Thank you

Yep men have to decide whether to please those wonen who want to see the dick pics and those who don't, or those who are happy to ask to see them. Us women aren't easy

Oh dear - how to agree but not get scolded?

But I wasn't scolding you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the list is as essential as my last shite,and that was runny.

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By *antsguy007Man
over a year ago

Whiteley

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By *antsguy007Man
over a year ago

Whiteley

"wrong.

1) i'm not a sure thing, don't treat me like i am

2) even if we've met before do not do no.1

3) even if we're married do not do no.1

4) be decent looking, if you can't do that at least be presentable

5) smile, don't look like you'll be a miserable meet

6) have dick pics up. i love dick and love sex, so what if people who never meet don't like looking at them

7) be intelligible

8) hide most of your veris, especially if you're fucked a munter or two

9) make lists on the forums for attention, even bad attention gets you noticed* -maybe more so than good/bland/boring attention

*hence rule no.8

A much better set of rules entirely (bar no6 - seems to upset more than those who like it)

Thank you

Yep men have to decide whether to please those wonen who want to see the dick pics and those who don't, or those who are happy to ask to see them. Us women aren't easy

Oh dear - how to agree but not get scolded?

But I wasn't scolding you!"

Haha I know you weren't but I was worried someone else might if I had the audacity to agree that women aren't easy to understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wrong.

1) i'm not a sure thing, don't treat me like i am

2) even if we've met before do not do no.1

3) even if we're married do not do no.1

4) be decent looking, if you can't do that at least be presentable

5) smile, don't look like you'll be a miserable meet

6) have dick pics up. i love dick and love sex, so what if people who never meet don't like looking at them

7) be intelligible

8) hide most of your veris, especially if you're fucked a munter or two

9) make lists on the forums for attention, even bad attention gets you noticed* -maybe more so than good/bland/boring attention

*hence rule no.8

A much better set of rules entirely (bar no6 - seems to upset more than those who like it)

Thank you

Yep men have to decide whether to please those wonen who want to see the dick pics and those who don't, or those who are happy to ask to see them. Us women aren't easy

Oh dear - how to agree but not get scolded?

But I wasn't scolding you!

Haha I know you weren't but I was worried someone else might if I had the audacity to agree that women aren't easy to understand

Fair enough, men are easy to please. I soon realised that boob pics and action sex pics got more attention than holiday pics. So the original pics had to go

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

"1. Have an enormous dick.

2. Be black.

3. Have a photo of an enormous dick on profile

4. DO NOT have a photo of a dick on photo (if normal size)

5. Have a six pack.

6. Have a Men's Health style physique - but not body building weekly!

7. Have a swathe of verifications, IF you are handsome.

8. Do NOT have a swathe of verifications if unhandsome.

9. Be able to spell.... at least if not in possession of an enormous dick etc...

99. Have a modicum of personality or depth...

Am I sounding bitter? Hope not! Happy fabbing...."

The only thing that applies to me from the above is my personality lol.

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By *antsguy007Man
over a year ago

Whiteley

"wrong.

1) i'm not a sure thing, don't treat me like i am

2) even if we've met before do not do no.1

3) even if we're married do not do no.1

4) be decent looking, if you can't do that at least be presentable

5) smile, don't look like you'll be a miserable meet

6) have dick pics up. i love dick and love sex, so what if people who never meet don't like looking at them

7) be intelligible

8) hide most of your veris, especially if you're fucked a munter or two

9) make lists on the forums for attention, even bad attention gets you noticed* -maybe more so than good/bland/boring attention

*hence rule no.8

A much better set of rules entirely (bar no6 - seems to upset more than those who like it)

Thank you

Yep men have to decide whether to please those wonen who want to see the dick pics and those who don't, or those who are happy to ask to see them. Us women aren't easy

Oh dear - how to agree but not get scolded?

But I wasn't scolding you!

Haha I know you weren't but I was worried someone else might if I had the audacity to agree that women aren't easy to understand

Fair enough, men are easy to please. I soon realised that boob pics and action sex pics got more attention than holiday pics. So the original pics had to go

Yes we are a fickle minded sex....

Mind you a normal pic is also nice to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does one acquire a huge black dick?

You can grow one

From seed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone would like a small white dick, mediocre body and a questionable personality please join my que. "

Sorry. Couldn't possibly meet someone who can't spell queue

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By *herryPieLollyPopCouple
over a year ago

Huddersfield

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By *herryPieLollyPopCouple
over a year ago

Huddersfield

"Have a huge dick and paint it black ??"

We know a big guy called Richard (not on this site) does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone would like a small white dick, mediocre body and a questionable personality please join my que.

Sorry. Couldn't possibly meet someone who can't spell queue

Lol very good.

I can spell it unfortunately my phone couldn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

101....file 1-99 and just be yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male half of this couple is none of those things and pulls plenty.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"NSA sex site has pretty shallow criteria.

Shocking stuff.

Cant say OP is very wrong...but then I dont really know what anyone is expecting. Women have physical needs and desires just like men I guess."
i expect you to call it a swinging site..nsa sex is optional here

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"1. Have an enormous dick.

2. Be black.

3. Have a photo of an enormous dick on profile

4. DO NOT have a photo of a dick on photo (if normal size)

5. Have a six pack.

6. Have a Men's Health style physique - but not body building weekly!

7. Have a swathe of verifications, IF you are handsome.

8. Do NOT have a swathe of verifications if unhandsome.

9. Be able to spell.... at least if not in possession of an enormous dick etc...

99. Have a modicum of personality or depth...

Am I sounding bitter? Hope not! Happy fabbing...."
bullshit...

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"If anyone would like a small white dick, mediocre body and a questionable personality please join my que. "

Que? You're out of luck here Mate, you can't spell, lol.

Oh, and any woman on here can aquire a big black dick. Hell, you can probably get one to your house off here faster than Domino's can get you a pizza if so desired.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone would like a small white dick, mediocre body and a questionable personality please join my que. "

Manuel??

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'd take quite a bit of personality with a mediocre cock quite happily.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone would like a small white dick, mediocre body and a questionable personality please join my que.

Manuel??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone would like a small white dick, mediocre body and a questionable personality please join my que.

Manuel??

Lol I'm blaming my phone ok!

But you can call me what you like

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By *ysnomiaMan
over a year ago

Preston

8) hide most of your veris, especially if you're fucked a munter or two

9) make lists on the forums for attention, even bad attention gets you noticed* -maybe more so than good/bland/boring attention

*hence rule no.8

Can't work out if that's good or not...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience is the key lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8) hide most of your veris, especially if you're fucked a munter or two

9) make lists on the forums for attention, even bad attention gets you noticed* -maybe more so than good/bland/boring attention

*hence rule no.8

Can't work out if that's good or not...

look at all the attention i got though...

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By *ysnomiaMan
over a year ago

Preston

"Look at all the attention i got though...

Fair point, and well made!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at all the attention i got though...

Fair point, and well made!"

2 things get you attention on the forums, being BBW or a dick.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

People always take these sort of threads way to seriously. I just assumed that, while there is some ironic truth in what you said, it was said tongue in cheek.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"How does one acquire a huge black dick? "

I'm sure you'll have no problem finding one if really want one and ask for one.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"Appreciation it's a shag, not a new kidney so don't lose perspective

Although I did think the OPs list was funny, and not completely inaccurate, generally speaking. I laughed.

this.

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By *ed wineMan
over a year ago

Where the streets have no name

Be creative...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does one acquire a huge black dick? "
Go to B&Q and buy some hammerite spray paint. but then again using a brush can be quite erotic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Have an enormous dick.

2. Be black.

3. Have a photo of an enormous dick on profile

4. DO NOT have a photo of a dick on photo (if normal size)

5. Have a six pack.

6. Have a Men's Health style physique - but not body building weekly!

7. Have a swathe of verifications, IF you are handsome.

8. Do NOT have a swathe of verifications if unhandsome.

9. Be able to spell.... at least if not in possession of an enormous dick etc...

99. Have a modicum of personality or depth...

Am I sounding bitter? Hope not! Happy fabbing...."

I have met plenty of fab men, only 9 and 99 on your list are important to me - maybe your profile or messaging is causing you to miss out.....m x

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over a year ago

"1. Have an enormous dick.

2. Be black.

3. Have a photo of an enormous dick on profile

4. DO NOT have a photo of a dick on photo (if normal size)

5. Have a six pack.

6. Have a Men's Health style physique - but not body building weekly!

7. Have a swathe of verifications, IF you are handsome.

8. Do NOT have a swathe of verifications if unhandsome.

9. Be able to spell.... at least if not in possession of an enormous dick etc...

99. Have a modicum of personality or depth...

Am I sounding bitter? Hope not! Happy fabbing...."

only 9 and 99 ( why 99 ?) are pre-requisites for us

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By *ye SeMan
over a year ago

london

"1. Have an enormous dick.

2. Be black.

3. Have a photo of an enormous dick on profile

4. DO NOT have a photo of a dick on photo (if normal size)

5. Have a six pack.

6. Have a Men's Health style physique - but not body building weekly!

7. Have a swathe of verifications, IF you are handsome.

8. Do NOT have a swathe of verifications if unhandsome.

9. Be able to spell.... at least if not in possession of an enormous dick etc...

99. Have a modicum of personality or depth...

Am I sounding bitter? Hope not! Happy fabbing....

only 9 and 99 ( why 99 ?) are pre-requisites for us"

He got 99 problems and not having a bitch is one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just be your self someone people will want to meet some people wont

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By *ysnomiaMan
over a year ago

Preston

"2 things get you attention on the forums, being BBW or a dick.

Damn, and I ain't no BBW!

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By *ye SeMan
over a year ago

london

I got told to night was wasn't blackenought. How life changes I used to be that n-work kid lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 things get you attention on the forums, being BBW or a dick.

Damn, and I ain't no BBW!"

me neither, so i use being a dick all the time.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I'd take quite a bit of personality with a mediocre cock quite happily. "

Would a mediocre personality and no cock at all suffice?

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By *ire_thornMan
over a year ago

no comment

As a single male from AMERICA I'd say I don't to terribly bad with anybody. . I have quite a few people.. male female couples... from the UK that actually talk to me. .. one of my biggest downfalls is well .... the ocean but the people I have talked to are really nice to me.. I have done one or two of those suck fuck pass threads on here ... and general consensus is a pass... but I have had a lot of folks offer up a pint.. and I'm cool with that. .. eat drink and be merry. ..

You will not impress everyone

You are not everyone's cup of tea

You be you if people don't like you for who you are, at least you don't have to carry a lie..

Be respectful

Be BRUTALITY honest

Do what you say

Say what you do

To thine own self be true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 things get you attention on the forums, being BBW or a dick.

Damn, and I ain't no BBW!

me neither, so i use being a dick all the time."

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

None of the above!!! You just have to be in the right place at the right time!!!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The list sounds quite prescriptive and I don't fulfil quite a few of the criteria. I've been here 4 years and had 97 meets so what am I doing that isn't on th list? I have no idea.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'd take quite a bit of personality with a mediocre cock quite happily.

Would a mediocre personality and no cock at all suffice?"

Yes. I think so.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"1. Have an enormous dick.

2. Be black.

3. Have a photo of an enormous dick on profile

4. DO NOT have a photo of a dick on photo (if normal size)

5. Have a six pack.

6. Have a Men's Health style physique - but not body building weekly!

7. Have a swathe of verifications, IF you are handsome.

8. Do NOT have a swathe of verifications if unhandsome.

9. Be able to spell.... at least if not in possession of an enormous dick etc...

99. Have a modicum of personality or depth...

Am I sounding bitter? Hope not! Happy fabbing...."

1) nope

2) nope

3) ..... 9) nope

10) yes

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By *antsguy007Man
over a year ago

Whiteley

"1. Have an enormous dick.

2. Be black.

3. Have a photo of an enormous dick on profile

4. DO NOT have a photo of a dick on photo (if normal size)

5. Have a six pack.

6. Have a Men's Health style physique - but not body building weekly!

7. Have a swathe of verifications, IF you are handsome.

8. Do NOT have a swathe of verifications if unhandsome.

9. Be able to spell.... at least if not in possession of an enormous dick etc...

99. Have a modicum of personality or depth...

Am I sounding bitter? Hope not! Happy fabbing....

1) nope

2) nope

3) ..... 9) nope

10) yes"

Seems like personality is winner - who knew it eh??

Thanks for the pic fab

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Yes you sound bitter, you're totally wrong and I think this is just a look at me

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"Yes you sound bitter, you're totally wrong and I think this is just a look at me

And did you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally speaking i dont care too much for age, dress/boob size, hair colour etc. If you like a laugh and know what soap and water is used for then your potential in my book. Well, you'd need to be a female or couple but those are my only rules

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