FabSwingers.com forum: if you woke up as the opposite sex whats the first thing you would do?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Spend most of the day in bed wondering if that last drink was a good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go clothes shopping...or shoe shopping...or make up shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finger myself and turn to a slut lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rub my clit ! Mmmm

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By *angerdaveMan
over a year ago

NOTTINGHAM

Find a man to fuck me silly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shit.

Well, surely my body clock would work the same whatever sex I was .

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By *heBlackPantherCouple
over a year ago

Guilford

Due to my morning hard on, I would have a wank, whilst watching in the mirror.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would definitely have a wank first.

Then I would go workout so I could see how strong I feel and to see if dead lifts and rack pulls do clip my balls.

I would wank again.

Then hopefully meet a gorgeous woman and see how it feels to be on the other side of the Penis.

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go and find the sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a good rub

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"I would definitely have a wank first.

Then I would go workout so I could see how strong I feel and to see if dead lifts and rack pulls do clip my balls.

I would wank again.

Then hopefully meet a gorgeous woman and see how it feels to be on the other side of the Penis.

Eve. X"

I think you might be disappointed with the wank, it really doesn't compare to the real thing.

Yes deadlifts and rack pulls really do clip your nuts. It's not nice

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By *aughtySxTV/TS
over a year ago

Wigan Bolton North West

Get gangbanged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would definitely have a wank first.

Then I would go workout so I could see how strong I feel and to see if dead lifts and rack pulls do clip my balls.

I would wank again.

Then hopefully meet a gorgeous woman and see how it feels to be on the other side of the Penis.

Eve. X

I think you might be disappointed with the wank, it really doesn't compare to the real thing.

Yes deadlifts and rack pulls really do clip your nuts. It's not nice

Adam says the same but it would be an experience ha ha.

I watched Adam do them and always wine at how much it looks to hurt his junk. Very inconvenient ha ha ha.

Eve. X

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Personally I'd start of by playing with myself, obviously.

Hopefully I'd be super hot so I could make a fab profile, take a shit load of sexy pics to get on page one and then verify _workout as the most amazing lover in the world.

Then I'd probably have to go to ann summers and get some toys. I'd love to know what it feels like with all these multi speed vibrating, pulsating weird and wonderful gadgets women get to play with

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By *heBlackPantherCouple
over a year ago

Guilford

I would put it side by side with the sky remote, take a pic and post it on here

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"I would definitely have a wank first.

Then I would go workout so I could see how strong I feel and to see if dead lifts and rack pulls do clip my balls.

I would wank again.

Then hopefully meet a gorgeous woman and see how it feels to be on the other side of the Penis.

Eve. X

I think you might be disappointed with the wank, it really doesn't compare to the real thing.

Yes deadlifts and rack pulls really do clip your nuts. It's not nice

Adam says the same but it would be an experience ha ha.

I watched Adam do them and always wine at how much it looks to hurt his junk. Very inconvenient ha ha ha.

Eve. X"

I can imagine if he's training with you his junk might be a bit more prominent too

He'd risk a serious injury if you did straight leg deads or good mornings in front of him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would definitely have a wank first.

Then I would go workout so I could see how strong I feel and to see if dead lifts and rack pulls do clip my balls.

I would wank again.

Then hopefully meet a gorgeous woman and see how it feels to be on the other side of the Penis.

Eve. X

I think you might be disappointed with the wank, it really doesn't compare to the real thing.

Yes deadlifts and rack pulls really do clip your nuts. It's not nice

Adam says the same but it would be an experience ha ha.

I watched Adam do them and always wine at how much it looks to hurt his junk. Very inconvenient ha ha ha.

Eve. X

I can imagine if he's training with you his junk might be a bit more prominent too

He'd risk a serious injury if you did straight leg deads or good mornings in front of him

I love doing good mornings but oh so awkward at the gym ha ha.

Adam is quite serious at the gym and doesn't do much perving over me ha ha.

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marry a millonaire

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"I would definitely have a wank first.

Then I would go workout so I could see how strong I feel and to see if dead lifts and rack pulls do clip my balls.

I would wank again.

Then hopefully meet a gorgeous woman and see how it feels to be on the other side of the Penis.

Eve. X

I think you might be disappointed with the wank, it really doesn't compare to the real thing.

Yes deadlifts and rack pulls really do clip your nuts. It's not nice

Adam says the same but it would be an experience ha ha.

I watched Adam do them and always wine at how much it looks to hurt his junk. Very inconvenient ha ha ha.

Eve. X

I can imagine if he's training with you his junk might be a bit more prominent too

He'd risk a serious injury if you did straight leg deads or good mornings in front of him

I love doing good mornings but oh so awkward at the gym ha ha.

Adam is quite serious at the gym and doesn't do much perving over me ha ha.

Eve. X"

Ah, I respect his dedication, I try to keep my gym perving to a minimum to be fair. Interferes with the gainz

Still it would be very hard if I saw you in my gym

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would definitely have a wank first.

Then I would go workout so I could see how strong I feel and to see if dead lifts and rack pulls do clip my balls.

I would wank again.

Then hopefully meet a gorgeous woman and see how it feels to be on the other side of the Penis.

Eve. X

I think you might be disappointed with the wank, it really doesn't compare to the real thing.

Yes deadlifts and rack pulls really do clip your nuts. It's not nice

Adam says the same but it would be an experience ha ha.

I watched Adam do them and always wine at how much it looks to hurt his junk. Very inconvenient ha ha ha.

Eve. X

I can imagine if he's training with you his junk might be a bit more prominent too

He'd risk a serious injury if you did straight leg deads or good mornings in front of him

I love doing good mornings but oh so awkward at the gym ha ha.

Adam is quite serious at the gym and doesn't do much perving over me ha ha.

Eve. X

Ah, I respect his dedication, I try to keep my gym perving to a minimum to be fair. Interferes with the gainz

Still it would be very hard if I saw you in my gym

I prefer going to the gym with Eve..

All the blokes are too distracted to use the gym equipment.

It's a win win for me, I get a good work out and then take her home

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"I would definitely have a wank first.

Then I would go workout so I could see how strong I feel and to see if dead lifts and rack pulls do clip my balls.

I would wank again.

Then hopefully meet a gorgeous woman and see how it feels to be on the other side of the Penis.

Eve. X

I think you might be disappointed with the wank, it really doesn't compare to the real thing.

Yes deadlifts and rack pulls really do clip your nuts. It's not nice

Adam says the same but it would be an experience ha ha.

I watched Adam do them and always wine at how much it looks to hurt his junk. Very inconvenient ha ha ha.

Eve. X

I can imagine if he's training with you his junk might be a bit more prominent too

He'd risk a serious injury if you did straight leg deads or good mornings in front of him

I love doing good mornings but oh so awkward at the gym ha ha.

Adam is quite serious at the gym and doesn't do much perving over me ha ha.

Eve. X

Ah, I respect his dedication, I try to keep my gym perving to a minimum to be fair. Interferes with the gainz

Still it would be very hard if I saw you in my gym

I prefer going to the gym with Eve..

All the blokes are too distracted to use the gym equipment.

It's a win win for me, I get a good work out and then take her home

Guaranteed a bench on international chest day, just get Eve to distract everyone! I like your style!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would definitely have a wank first.

Then I would go workout so I could see how strong I feel and to see if dead lifts and rack pulls do clip my balls.

I would wank again.

Then hopefully meet a gorgeous woman and see how it feels to be on the other side of the Penis.

I would spend every day getting as much cock as possible, my pussy would be permanently leaking spunk into my panties, if I wore any that is

Eve. X

I think you might be disappointed with the wank, it really doesn't compare to the real thing.

Yes deadlifts and rack pulls really do clip your nuts. It's not nice

Adam says the same but it would be an experience ha ha.

I watched Adam do them and always wine at how much it looks to hurt his junk. Very inconvenient ha ha ha.

Eve. X

I can imagine if he's training with you his junk might be a bit more prominent too

He'd risk a serious injury if you did straight leg deads or good mornings in front of him

I love doing good mornings but oh so awkward at the gym ha ha.

Adam is quite serious at the gym and doesn't do much perving over me ha ha.

Eve. X

Ah, I respect his dedication, I try to keep my gym perving to a minimum to be fair. Interferes with the gainz

Still it would be very hard if I saw you in my gym

I prefer going to the gym with Eve..

All the blokes are too distracted to use the gym equipment.

It's a win win for me, I get a good work out and then take her home

Guaranteed a bench on international chest day, just get Eve to distract everyone! I like your style!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a fart, scratch my arse. Head for the toilet and miss because i have a semi-on.

Get back to bed, get the old handcream on and have a quick knuckle shuffle.

Be rude not to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get on here and put up a BI female profile and meet some other females

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Then I'd probably have to go to ann summers and get some toys. I'd love to know what it feels like with all these multi speed vibrating, pulsating weird and wonderful gadgets women get to play with

You don't need to be a woman to experience them

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By *orks funMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

put the toilet seat down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a shower and a wank

Put on a suit

Go out get me a lady and see what the fuss is all about ... you know... cuming waiting 30 min then cuming again...

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day

Play with my boobs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Play with my boobs lol"

Haha yeah me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank and then stick it in anything I can

maybe stand naked infront of the mirror and do the helicopter with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd brush my beautiful long hair.

So, not much different really. Maybe I'd do it naked.

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By *eisurepleasureMan
over a year ago

belfast

Id go find my husband and have a good yap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play with myself and post for a gangbang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think 'fuck me, now we're a FF couple we will be beating them off with a shitty stick on Fab'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The washing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have to play, is lone to be a man for a day, just to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd have to play, is lone to be a man for a day, just to see "

* I'd love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bleed my partners bank account. See how she likes it

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Scratch my head instead of my balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

read all my messages on this site.

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By *inaryGuyMan
over a year ago

Near the River

Hell I would lez it up big time!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would definitely have a wank first.

Then I would go workout so I could see how strong I feel and to see if dead lifts and rack pulls do clip my balls.

I would wank again.

Then hopefully meet a gorgeous woman and see how it feels to be on the other side of the Penis.

Eve. X

I think you might be disappointed with the wank, it really doesn't compare to the real thing.

Yes deadlifts and rack pulls really do clip your nuts. It's not nice

Adam says the same but it would be an experience ha ha.

I watched Adam do them and always wine at how much it looks to hurt his junk. Very inconvenient ha ha ha.

Eve. X

I can imagine if he's training with you his junk might be a bit more prominent too

He'd risk a serious injury if you did straight leg deads or good mornings in front of him

I love doing good mornings but oh so awkward at the gym ha ha.

Adam is quite serious at the gym and doesn't do much perving over me ha ha.

Eve. X

Ah, I respect his dedication, I try to keep my gym perving to a minimum to be fair. Interferes with the gainz

Still it would be very hard if I saw you in my gym

I prefer going to the gym with Eve..

All the blokes are too distracted to use the gym equipment.

It's a win win for me, I get a good work out and then take her home

Guaranteed a bench on international chest day, just get Eve to distract everyone! I like your style!

I am glad to see that I have my uses ha ha ha.

It's not fun working out whilst some guy is trying to catch your eye as he arm curls with bad form. Very awkward.

Eve. X

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Find someone to nag immediately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd go and find the sky remote

Lol

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By *uck knows41Man
over a year ago

Arbroath

Find a dildo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be scared to go to sleep again in case I turned back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finger myself and turn to a slut lol "
Doh ... you beat me to it. I would break my back to lick it also,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be scared to go to sleep again in case I turned back

Aww bless you!

Eve. X

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By *un KnightsCouple
over a year ago

South West

Sue the hospital I only went in for an knee op

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Silk I would be a bloody ugly woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Silk I would be a bloody ugly woman

Bet you would still get offers for a shag though

not like being an ugly bloke on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd go and find the sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not gonna lie, I reckon if i woke up as a woman the first thing I would do is get myself off.

See if a woman's orgasm is all its cracked up to be

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By *an Holo-Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire Dales

Just look at my self all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moan all day about how hard it is being a woman, with my hands down my panties flicking the bean (in lieu of cupping my balls).

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By *ihimbiherCouple
over a year ago

lightwater

Complain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tryout the magic wand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fisting myself silly and cumming over and over

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Join fab and enjoy the attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would probably freak out abit then... masturbate lol

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By *antsguy007Man
over a year ago

Whiteley

"I would definitely have a wank first.

Then I would go workout so I could see how strong I feel and to see if dead lifts and rack pulls do clip my balls.

I would wank again.

Then hopefully meet a gorgeous woman and see how it feels to be on the other side of the Penis.

Eve. X

I think you might be disappointed with the wank, it really doesn't compare to the real thing.

Yes deadlifts and rack pulls really do clip your nuts. It's not nice

Adam says the same but it would be an experience ha ha.

I watched Adam do them and always wine at how much it looks to hurt his junk. Very inconvenient ha ha ha.

Eve. X

I can imagine if he's training with you his junk might be a bit more prominent too

He'd risk a serious injury if you did straight leg deads or good mornings in front of him

I love doing good mornings but oh so awkward at the gym ha ha.

Adam is quite serious at the gym and doesn't do much perving over me ha ha.

Eve. X

Ah, I respect his dedication, I try to keep my gym perving to a minimum to be fair. Interferes with the gainz

Still it would be very hard if I saw you in my gym

I prefer going to the gym with Eve..

All the blokes are too distracted to use the gym equipment.

It's a win win for me, I get a good work out and then take her home

What a lucky man

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By *antsguy007Man
over a year ago

Whiteley

See if a Womans orgasm is as good as Meg Ryan portrays then head out for free drinks and find a Lady to play with (just cause the bodies different won't mean I don't still like Ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bulk delete all my unread fab messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get up and whinge like a bitch about everyone and everything while I'm watching Jeremy kyle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A shit.

Well, surely my body clock would work the same whatever sex I was ."

No it wouldn't if your waking up as a female... don't expect more than once a fortnight and then it will be while you're out and no public toilets available

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A shit.

Well, surely my body clock would work the same whatever sex I was .

No it wouldn't if your waking up as a female... don't expect more than once a fortnight and then it will be while you're out and no public toilets available

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xx"

Definatly not, you bodies internal clock will shut down when shopping and its reasonable spending response will stop completely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go pee up against a tree

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By *utdoor couple.Couple
over a year ago

Coventry

What if you woke up as a woman and a man? I know what I would do ??.fuck myself lol.

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