FabSwingers.com forum: Smelly cock !!

By *will OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Are there any ladies who love the smell of a a uncut, unwashed cock, I have had a couple of ladies that love it and just wondered if there were any others. Xx

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

why would you want to have an unwashed smelly cock ?

genuine question

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously?? If that's something a lady would like, I'd be questioning her personal hygiene too.

Blluugghh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now then, let me think.......... NO

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day

"why would you want to have an unwashed smelly cock ?

genuine question"

For the ladies that love it?? Severely lowering my hygiene standards for someone who has a kink for filthy bodies is not for me. Each to their own I guess...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is absolutely discusting. Stick to the mingers who find that attractive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a lady friend who likes me straight after work... i always offer to go home and shower 1st but she says she likes the taste of my cock after ive been working all day

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Are there any ladies who love the smell of a a uncut, unwashed cock, I have had a couple of ladies that love it and just wondered if there were any others. Xx"

This isn't a great advert for you.....

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"why would you want to have an unwashed smelly cock ?

genuine question

For the ladies that love it?? Severely lowering my hygiene standards for someone who has a kink for filthy bodies is not for me. Each to their own I guess... "

so, not washing his cock is for the ladies..... ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are some folk for real?

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

No op.

We did see a profile of a woman who specifically asked for this, the profile name was forgotten pretty quickly.

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By *lassy pairCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich London

Hygiene hygiene and more hygiene here

The OP can't be serious in saying that

We never came a cross anyone compermise on hygiene as this is a fundamental

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good god ..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eww I feel rather sick at the thought (kat) xx

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

I can understand liking the scent of lover who has been at work all day. A cock that's not clean is not for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barf

Or should that be bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id rather dip my face in acid than play with an unwashed cock. Imagining the knob cheese is making me feel ill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there any ladies who love the smell of a a uncut, unwashed cock, I have had a couple of ladies that love it and just wondered if there were any others. Xx"

Lol. I suppose it's no different to ass to mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Each to their own but to me it's just

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id rather dip my face in acid than play with an unwashed cock. Imagining the knob cheese is making me feel ill

Don't you love arse to mouth though. What's the difference?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id rather dip my face in acid than play with an unwashed cock. Imagining the knob cheese is making me feel ill

Don't you love arse to mouth though. What's the difference?"

The difference is ive had a wash and its my own arse.

Im not down for sucking unwashed cock.

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By *will OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Laughing at some of the replies , if a lady wants something she gets it , why slag ioff ot the ladies that like it, it is just another kinky fetish xx

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Urgghh...Is this a wind up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smelly cock, smelly cock

What are they feeding you?

Smelly Cock, Smelly Cock,

It's not your fault...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Smelly cock, smelly cock

Have you lost your soap?

Smelly cock, smelly cock

You smell like a goat

Here is the shower, here is the soap

Don't be mean, wash it clean

You dirty filthy scrote

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day

"Laughing at some of the replies , if a lady wants something she gets it , why slag ioff ot the ladies that like it, it is just another kinky fetish xx"

So if a lady wanted to hang your balls over a bridge cause it turns her on you would let her?

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By *eggysallyTV/TS
over a year ago

manchester

Cheesy unwashed cock , no thank you.

That's nasty and the thought is making me heave.

Only time i want to gag is with a big cock in my mouth.

Surely the op carn't be serious.

Each to their own though x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No smeg here thanks

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Are there any ladies who love the smell of a a uncut, unwashed cock, I have had a couple of ladies that love it and just wondered if there were any others. Xx"

Pass a bucket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smelly cock, smelly cock

Have you lost your soap?

Smelly cock, smelly cock

You smell like a goat

Here is the shower, here is the soap

Don't be mean, wash it clean

You dirty filthy scrote "

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

I think you guys are going over the top to be honest .... I bet you are having fun though ....

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots

I had that happen to me at a club...fit as fuck he was me and my mate went down to give it a suck we both looked at each other and came up for air!!!!

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Are there any ladies who love the smell of a a uncut, unwashed cock, I have had a couple of ladies that love it and just wondered if there were any others. Xx

Lol. I suppose it's no different to ass to mouth."

It's very different!!!

I ensure my ass is clean before play ...thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Each to their own, but icky ick ick to me, clean and sparkly please.

(Also, please tell me I'm not the only person singing the thread title Phoebe Buffay stylee to the tune of Smelly Cat???).

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

No and I have ended a meet because of it. I've met guys fresh from a day at work and they still mange not to have knob cheese.

If other women enjoy it I'll leave it to them but no way is it for me

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By *eggysallyTV/TS
over a year ago

manchester

"Are there any ladies who love the smell of a a uncut, unwashed cock, I have had a couple of ladies that love it and just wondered if there were any others. Xx

Lol. I suppose it's no different to ass to mouth.

It's very different!!!

I ensure my ass is clean before play ...thank you!"

I totally agree flower candy x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smelly cock, smelly cock

Have you lost your soap?

Smelly cock, smelly cock

You smell like a goat

Here is the shower, here is the soap

Don't be mean, wash it clean

You dirty filthy scrote

Best poem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Each to their own, but icky ick ick to me, clean and sparkly please.

(Also, please tell me I'm not the only person singing the thread title Phoebe Buffay stylee to the tune of Smelly Cat???). "

Great song. Bad smell.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Barf..You can have that one

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

That's like skat play, yuck...

Might as well go into men's public toilets at service stations if you're into poor hygeine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a woman, I'd prefer clean but after a few hours after washing to get to taste her rather than soap. If that's what you mean for men OP then maybe the same could apply?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the award for best forum thread 2016 goes to...

Smelly cock!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ughrrr skanky

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Well done OP, you've given so many white knights the chance to show themselves .... the reality is, whilst not condoning poor hygiene, spontaneous sex doesn't always come after a half an hour shower. Hasn't anyone woken up after a night of steamy sex and started all over again? Isn't that the essence of what a good relationship .... that's natural. I find this obsession with hygiene a little weird to be honest ...clinical sex rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't imagine any woman wanting a dirty cock.

I do prefer a woman to have a womanly taste tho, think it's impersonal if it's straight from the shower.

Maybe that's just me tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you are going for a niche market there op.

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By *exatooCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouth/ Fuerteventura

Mrs

It's a no from me

If we had a meet and a cock was unwashed I'd end the meet.

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By *oshker71Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

Really would you lower yourself & post that question yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op are you for real ?

I can have a pretty good guess at how much this question has raised your chances of a genuine meet .... a percentage of 0 = nil

Would like to be proven wrong , tho on second thoughts in the hope of human hygiene I hope not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op you and my ex bf must be buddies

No do not like smelly unwashed Cocks

I can live with unshaved as long as it's not an Amazon

Seriously dude catch yourself on

It's not nice

The woman who said that must have been blind and had no sense of smell

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Each to their own, but icky ick ick to me, clean and sparkly please.

(Also, please tell me I'm not the only person singing the thread title Phoebe Buffay stylee to the tune of Smelly Cat???). "

that was just playing in my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg can't imagin woman likeing that . Wash your cocks fellas it's not difficult .

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By *andi_shopWoman
over a year ago

rotherham

That is absolutely vile. I would have to quickly end the meet if the guy was unwashed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there any ladies who love the smell of a a uncut, unwashed cock, I have had a couple of ladies that love it and just wondered if there were any others. Xx

Lol. I suppose it's no different to ass to mouth.

It's very different!!!

I ensure my ass is clean before play ...thank you!"

Still not convinced.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id rather dip my face in acid than play with an unwashed cock. Imagining the knob cheese is making me feel ill

Don't you love arse to mouth though. What's the difference?

The difference is ive had a wash and its my own arse.

Im not down for sucking unwashed cock. "

Each to their own. Arse to mouth or cheezy cock love, it's whatever floats your boat.

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

"Id rather dip my face in acid than play with an unwashed cock. Imagining the knob cheese is making me feel ill

Parmesan springs to mind

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By *allyandJonCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Can let you into a little secret smelly cocks do absolutely fuck for anyone in their right mind. Honestly !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a lot of difference to having a shower on a morning then having the same cock later on in the day not fresh from a shower and having an unwashed cock that stinks and a bit cheesy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No cheese please!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so wrong on so many levels

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By *heoralexpertMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough/Helmsley NY

"Are there any ladies who love the smell of a a uncut, unwashed cock, I have had a couple of ladies that love it and just wondered if there were any others. Xx"
are u fucking serious man wash your fkin cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck if the girls like it. Can understand ladies who don't like it but shouldn't leave the op open for criticism because he's found a women who does.

I love a smelly fanny. I also love a clean one.

The good thing about sex is the variety of everyone.

All the best OP

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By *ubgirl66Couple
over a year ago

dunfermline

There is nothing more revolting than a smelly cock yuk yuk yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well done OP, you've given so many white knights the chance to show themselves .... the reality is, whilst not condoning poor hygiene, spontaneous sex doesn't always come after a half an hour shower. Hasn't anyone woken up after a night of steamy sex and started all over again? Isn't that the essence of what a good relationship .... that's natural. I find this obsession with hygiene a little weird to be honest ...clinical sex rules"

I agree.

There is a world of difference between a skanky smelly cock that has knob cheese, a ton of fluff and eau du pee all over it, and the slight manly aroma that you get after a few hours of just walking around and being.

But nobody has asked for clarification before slating him.

Do what you want OP. Everybody else does

*gallops off on her steed*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10/10 good read

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By *onballer9Man
over a year ago

west midlands

Ewwwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WTF. Something sadly wrong if you like the a dirty cock pal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn phone. If you like the smell that was supposed to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear oh dear

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By *ouple4biMMFCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Heaven's no!

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

I agree.

But nobody has asked for clarification before slating him.

Do what you want OP. Everybody else does

*gallops off on her steed*

No room for the voice of reason here ....

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I asked a question

His choices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That is absolutely discusting. Stick to the mingers who find that attractive."

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smelly cock smelly cock what are they feeding you?

Smelly cock smelly cock it's not your fault

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By *eepster1Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Yea l had that after work loved it what hapend to the good old days

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By *xoticMermaidWoman
over a year ago

NORTH WEST

No thanks...imagine her going down on that cheesy knob n coming home n kissing her bf/hub or kids...really sick!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry If I am going to have sex I am Showering first. For My own personal hygene and out of respect for myself and whoever I was with

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"Sorry If I am going to have sex I am Showering first. For My own personal hygene and out of respect for myself and whoever I was with"

So, no sleepy sex with your long term partner then? No spontaneously ripping each others clothes off after a night out ... into the shower with you, love ... where's all the fun gone?

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"That is absolutely discusting. Stick to the mingers who find that attractive.

This!

Why would people be mingers for having a kink that you don't like?

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"Are there any ladies who love the smell of a a uncut, unwashed cock, I have had a couple of ladies that love it and just wondered if there were any others. Xx"

Welcome to the forum OP. I am guessing by your post you mean unwashed as in since the last shower? or do you mean for days on end? Either way is fine if the person sucking your cock is happy though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word "stilton " springs to mind . I'm feeling a tad queasy after reading this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That is absolutely discusting. Stick to the mingers who find that attractive.

This!

Come on he's not even offered a creme cracker with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP a few things to remember:

Some people on the forum have very literal minds so be absolutely crystal clear with no room for the slightest of doubt. If you meant having a woman suck you after say 6 hours since your last shower, then state that, if possible the exact time including minutes and seconds. If you indeed meant after a month of not showering then make it clear.

Also, if people don't recognise you as a regular poster then some will argue black is white with you and find fault and disagree with your statements. There's nothing like making am unknown poster feel welcome!

And welcome to the land of fab where 50yr old women are as perky and tight as their 20 year old counterparts, are masters at the blowjob, where men never go limp, come at least 50 times a night and hold the gold Olympic record for bringing a woman (or man, shit I mustn't forget that) to orgasm within seconds. Its a bit like an online Oz really

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

Each to their own n all that, but really ...

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I doubt the mix of answers came as a surprise to the OP, he did ask the same question before and got 72. Much the same as this.

as others have said OP, there will always be a mix of answers and the obvious one is, always do what you want to do with people who do the same.

good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has given me a good giggle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder how many "block" buttons have been hit as a result of this thread?

"I've got a cheesy bell-end for you" is hardly a good opening line for a message!

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By *heBlackPantherCouple
over a year ago

Guilford

Smelly cock, smeelly cock, how is he treating you?

Smelly cock, smeelly cock, is not your fault. ..

He never takes you to the doc,

You're probably not his favourite cock...

Smelly cock, smeelly cock,

Is not your faaauuulllt...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wtf? lol

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"Smelly cock, smeelly cock, how is he treating you?

Smelly cock, smeelly cock, is not your fault. ..

He never takes you to the doc,

You're probably not his favourite cock...

Smelly cock, smeelly cock,

Is not your faaauuulllt...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id rather dip my face in acid than play with an unwashed cock. Imagining the knob cheese is making me feel ill

I second that

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By *antsguy007Man
over a year ago

Whiteley

"Smelly cock, smeelly cock, how is he treating you?

Smelly cock, smeelly cock, is not your fault. ..

He never takes you to the doc,

You're probably not his favourite cock...

Smelly cock, smeelly cock,

Is not your faaauuulllt...

Hahaha excellent re working of a classic

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

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By *igris_PardusCouple
over a year ago

Bracknell

"Smelly cock, smeelly cock, how is he treating you?

Smelly cock, smeelly cock, is not your fault. ..

He never takes you to the doc,

You're probably not his favourite cock...

Smelly cock, smeelly cock,

Is not your faaauuulllt...

Hahaha excellent re working of a classic

And now I can't get the song out of my head!

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By *akeyousmile30Man
over a year ago

greenwich

"why would you want to have an unwashed smelly cock ?

genuine question"

I agree with above 100%

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